I've shared Pat with my friends, and now whenever I want to get a laugh, I just go "No stalker child, you are wrong on every level" and they get a good chuckle. He's definitely an easy lolcow to share with normie friends. All you have to do is tell them that he responds to all trolling with "No child" and they immediately get why he's a target of concentrated trolling.
He's a pretentious douchebag, and anyone with two brain cells can figure out why he's mocked and harassed so relentlessly. He just needs to stop fucking replying, but he can't. Tell that to anyone that's not familiar with this sort of person. Their reaction will be this: "Why doesn't he just ignore the trolls?" And the answer is that Pat has to reply to everything because he's a dumb piece of shit that feels like his reactions actually matter, like he's going to "own" the trolls. And when that particular poster is someone named "Prison Enjoyer" or "Pat's Toilet" and he responds like it's a real post that he needs to respond to? That just makes it that much easier to understand why people laugh at this guy.
I will say I love Pat, for how easy he's made it to make my friends and family laugh. All I have to do is say "No, child, wait for the knock" and I can get them to laugh. He's made himself into a living meme. Literally no person on earth, save for his pedophile buddies in the SFWA, will ever take him seriously. I hope he lives a long and prosperous life so I can keep making fun of him for years. My dream is that it'll be 2040 and I'll be able to "stalker child' someone at work and they'll get the joke.
Oh, also, and I don't know if you guys noticed this, but he's also really, really fat. Like embarrassingly so. Like, if this guy claimed to go to the gym and work out, people would laugh entirely based on how fat he is and how unbelievable the idea of him working out actually is. Just thought I'd let you guys know since I haven't seen, like, even one post calling him out for how fat he is. Crazy that it's been <insert number of pages> and not one single person has called out his fatness.
