Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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NotFatChild said:
I unironically did the exact thing for one of my severely autistic (and I do mean actually autistic, the kid can't function and will never be able to hold a real job) nephews. Just watching them put together something makes them happy.

Makes me think hard about ol Fatrick here.
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Completely understandable in that case, and probably even when he’s an adult. Which, yeah, tells us a lot about how Rick is seen by those around him.
(PS. Your nephew is lucky to have you in his family. You’re a good egg.)
 
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artilleryfroth said:
I can’t comprehend why his mother and wife are standing there watching him assemble toys. I love my kids, but I’m definitely team “Call me in when it’s done and I’ll tell you what a great job you did!”. And Rick is supposedly an adult. This really is evidence that everyone around him knows he’s subnormal.
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Looks like big Nik doesn't wear her dumb matrix wedding ring. I don't blame her.
 
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Meriasek said:
How the fuck does Jake Raven look so much like Fatirck when Fatpat clearly got his looks from the Tomlinson side? Coincidence, or does Mama Raven have massive daddy issues and Tom Tomlinson looked like Grampa Raven?
Or am I just being tarded and misunderstanding the families here?
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Its simple Jake Raven is simply Patrick from an alternate universe were Mama Raven didnt lay with a prized Berkshire Pig to form this universe's unholy abomination.
 
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Uncle Ted said:
Imagine if every time he got a text or tweet from an aTalker, he wrote one sentence of his novel instead of replying. He'd be the most prolific writer known to man.

But instead, Patrick S. Tomlinson is a fat faggot with bitch tits.
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It's not a bad idea. The prospect of Fat continuing to write might be incentive enough for people to stop fucking with him.
 
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Lead Sammich said:
Wait till yall find out that handsome rick is a real guy. Its pats cousin named jakob raven.
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And heres his other cousin apparently.
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Im a phone fag and this is the first comment ive attached photos in, so if its fucked up in anyway just yell at me and call me a retard and ill try to fix it. I watched Jershs vidya on what to do so hopefully its not too fucked up for yall non-phone fags.

I recommend readin the whole thread for a bit more flavor.
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If I hadn't seen it, I would never have believed it. I knew everything Patrick bragged about was pure copium, but I had no idea the rabbit hole went this deep.
 
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Lead Sammich said:
Wait till yall find out that handsome rick is a real guy. Its pats cousin named jakob raven.
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Jakob Raven sounds like a Metal Gear Solid character, I bet he could actually disable a T-72B3 with a balloon full of paint. The O&A boys are amazing at unearthing fatty's staggeringly more impressive kin, I love it.
 
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Lead Sammich said:
Wait till yall find out that handsome rick is a real guy. Its pats cousin named jakob raven.
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And heres his other cousin apparently.
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Im a phone fag and this is the first comment ive attached photos in, so if its fucked up in anyway just yell at me and call me a retard and ill try to fix it. I watched Jershs vidya on what to do so hopefully its not too fucked up for yall non-phone fags.

I recommend readin the whole thread for a bit more flavor.
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Is he any less of an asshole, child?
 
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Piggy has changed his pinned tweet back to the warning about imposter childs.

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I wonder why? Scrolling down his timeline sheds some light on the matter.

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Also here's the Pokemon battle. Full credit to ThePorqueRNelsonnReturns:

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Mr Moonface said:
Piggy has changed his pinned tweet back to the warning about imposter childs.

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I wonder why? Scrolling down his timeline sheds some light on the matter.

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Also here's the Pokemon battle. Full credit to ThePorqueRNelsonnReturns:

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Does stuff like this put anyone else's sides so high into orbit they catch up with Patrick's delusions?

They're almost as funny as he is fat.
 
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