Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Broadside]

Jesus. I know this has probably been asked about 820 times so far in this thread, but why would you ever want to fuck with these people!? They just hit you from every angle and find out what bothers you most and surgically stab at it! What does he gain from his feeble attempts to poke back!?

If something like this were happening to me, I’d play dead until they found a new asshole to mess with then another 1 or 2 years for good measure.

You'd at least think Nikki would beg him to stop, yet she happily poses for photos, knowing full well where they're going to end up.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

He doesn't say it as much anymore but he used to tweet about how he got results again trolls, how his unbreakable will and sharp wit helps him beat trolls, blah blah blah. Basically the total opposite of "don't feed"

 

[AnOminous]

• "I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you."

What's funny is he doesn't understand his last step is an admission that he's of sub-normal intelligence, because an actually smart person could help you, if they felt like it.

 

[Maude Snew]

He doesn't say it as much anymore but he used to tweet about how he got results again trolls, how his unbreakable will and sharp wit helps him beat trolls, blah blah blah. Basically the total opposite of "don't feed"

He doesn't even know the meaning of "don't feed" in any context except for "don't feed your child".

 

[Ophelia]

You'd at least think Nikki would beg him to stop, yet she happily poses for photos, knowing full well where they're going to end up.

She’s basically in on it. They’re some kind of unit.

 

[AnOminous]

I think Fat Rick should post an IQ test result. I am pretty sure it is in the two digit range.

 

[Broadside]

He doesn't say it as much anymore but he used to tweet about how he got results again trolls, how his unbreakable will and sharp wit helps him beat trolls, blah blah blah. Basically the total opposite of "don't feed"

As I've said before, he's much less witty than he once was. Rascals do be grinding a nigga down huh, Pat? Now it's just desperate copy paste, all the way down.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a fat pig replying to every tweet, forever."
-George Orwell (probably)

 

[The Feline Solution]

Piggy is really happy with the direction of this thread, decides to reward @Null with some new feet pics:

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Those fucking sandals are easily in the Top 3 of the most offensive things Rick insists on posting.

Edit: For the "does Patrick think its only one stalker" crowd, he absolutely knows there are a score of them as he had his lolyer Brinton Resto (who's a shyster on the level of LanDUI, of Maddox lolsuit fame) name 60+ John Doe's in his suit against Owen A./Quasi, its on record. But who knows how much his pig brain has deteriorated by now, maybe he really sees them as one, big adversary by now.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

His double chin and fat head seems to be growing bigger with each picture. It’s uncanny.

It's like a balloon slowly being blown up until it pops.

 

[Broadside]

Those fucking sandals are easily in the Top 3 of the most offensive things Rick insists on posting.

Edit: For the "does Patrick think its only one stalker" crowd, he absolutely knows there are a score of them as he had his lolyer Brinton Resto (who's a shyster on the level of LanDUI, of Maddox lolsuit fame) name 60+ John Doe's in his suit against Owen A./Quasi, its on record. But who knows how much his pig brain has deteriorated by now, maybe he really sees them as one, big adversary by now.

You really gotta evaluate your life when you've got 60+ people dedicated to fucking with you for laughs

 

[Spunt]

Both his accounts are shadowbanned hahahaha

This is the same shadowbanning that's on Lou Gagliardi's and Rachel Baker's (Spoony's stalker) accounts. It means that their replies only show up when you click "show more replies". Not so good for future viral "firebrand" posts lmfao

 

[The Feline Solution]

You really gotta evaluate your life when you've got 60+ people dedicated to fucking with you for laughs

We all know he could make this stop in a matter of days, or weeks at most, if he would just not engage and/or quit social media. We also know he will never do that, because he's retarded on a whole 'nother level even compared to other, terminal online autist cows.

I can only state again and again how Twitter is the absolute worst of all social media, the brainrot its users experience seems to set in the second they fire off their first tweet.

 

[Ophelia]

Both his accounts are shadowbanned hahahaha

Is he aware? I don’t know how twitter works.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Is he aware? I don’t know how twitter works.

I doubt that Fat's aware of much of anything. At most he exhibits slight comprehension of broad concepts, but detailed knowledge eludes him. He might understand that Twitter is somehow in cahoots with the stalkers, but not actually how he is affected.

He is obviously unaware of just how fat he is.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Both his accounts are shadowbanned hahahaha

This is the same shadowbanning that's on Lou Gagliardi's and Rachel Baker's (Spoony's stalker) accounts. It means that their replies only show up when you click "show more replies". Not so good for future viral "firebrand" posts lmfao

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This is the worst punishment he could have possibly gotten, the lien on his house doesn't even compare. No more dopamine boosts from getting mass updoots for his hot takes now, only angry oinking whenever some idiot falls for the contact form trick again. Oinking that won't do anything because the people stupid enough to fall for the trick probably won't even look at the hidden replies.

 

[Associate Rick]

I think the funniest part of the Bateman posting is just how little has to be changed to make it about Rick.

“There's no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I've started drinking my own urine. I laugh spontaneously at nothing. Sometimes I sleep under my fart blanket. I'm flossing my teeth constantly until my gums are aching and my mouth tastes like blood. Before dinner last night at Hooligans with Reed Goodrich and Jason Rust I was almost caught at a Federal Express trying to send the mother of one of the children I killed last week what might be a dried-up, brown heart. And to Ade I successfully Federal Expressed, through the office, a small box of flies along with a note, saying that I never, ever wanted to see her face again and, though she doesn't really need one, to go on a fucking diet.”


“a drug dealer on Thirteenth Street who offers me crack and blindly I wave a fifty at him and he says “Oh, man” gratefully and shakes my hand, pressing five vials into my palm which I proceed to eat whole and the crack dealer stares at me, trying to mask his deep disturbance with an amused glare, and I grab him by the neck and croak out, my breath reeking, “The best engine is in a two stroke lawnmower,”


“These questions are punctuated by other questions, as diverse as "Will I ever do time?" and "Did this child have a trusting heart?" The smell of meat and blood clouds up the half hovel until I don't notice it anymore. And later my macabre joy sours and I'm weeping for myself, unable to find solace in any of this, crying out, sobbing "I just want to go viral," cursing the earth and everything I have been taught: principles, distinctions, choices, morals, compromises, knowledge, unity, prayer - all of it was wrong, without any final purpose. All it came down to was: die or adapt. I imagine my own vacant face, the disembodied voice coming from its mouth: These are terrible times. Maggots already writhe across the human sausage, the drool pouring from my lips dribbles over them, and still I can't tell if I'm cooking any of this correctly, because I'm crying too hard and I have never really cooked anything before.”

 

[Spunt]

I think Pat might be about to crack. The whole "Black Woke Twitter" clusterfuck and his car blog getting outed through his own drunken idiocy has resulted in a change in the kinds of things he's saying and doing. He's saying that the Rascals are trying to drive him to suicide, and that's new as far as I'm aware. He's spending all his time on what should be quality time with his wife glued to his phone, fighting the trolls. Others have noted that he's a lot less creative in his responses. I think his mental state is close to collapse.

I don't think someone as narcissistic as Pat would ever harm himself, but I think a storm's a-comin'. And that has me worried - for Nikki. Allow me to explain.

One of the big mysteries of Pat lore is why Nikki puts up with him. Imagine going to the ball game with your SO on a lovely summer's day and all they do is stare at their phone fight with strangers on Twitter the entire time. I'd be fucking furious, and I'd stage some kind of intervention, maybe even issue an ultimatum that they need to prioritise me more or gtfo.

But it doesn't look like Nikki has done that, despite this going on for literal YEARS at this point. Why does she tolerate a marriage to this pompous barfly, especially when she's the breadwinner and there's no kids to stay together for? As far as I can work out, there are only three possible explanations:

1 - She is monumentally stupid.
2 - She is as bad as he is.
3 - She is doing it under duress.

Let's look at the options:

1 - Other than being married to Pat, Nikki shows no obvious signs of stupidity. In fact, judging by the fact they can afford holidays, sports cars, ball games and restaurant visits, her SEO business must be doing well. And, having done similar work myself, manually re-writing articles to trick search engines into thinking they're different articles whereas in fact they say the same thing, is not easy work at all, and if she's good enough at it to make serious bank that indicates that she has a brain. The fact that her social media presence is minimal and fairly normal compared to Pat's indicates that she has way more sense when it comes to the internet than he does. I don't think she's stupid.

2 - If Nikki was as conceited and narcissistic as Pat, her Twitter would look a lot more like his. You never see her intervene in his slapfighting, even when the trolls drag her into it (which makes me uneasy, see below). If she was some kind of genius puppetmaster who portrays a normal social media presence, she would be directing Pat to do way smarter things than he has been doing - especially as an SEO expert. Plus the mask would inevitably slip at some point. It just doesn't add up.

3 - This is the only explanation I can come up with that matches all the available evidence. Nikki works her ass off at a difficult job and Pat just drinks it all away. Let's look at Pat's personality: He's a narcissist, a very heavy drinker, a reckless driver, a macho asshole who keeps going on about how tough he is, he has a gun collection and has admitted to having Oppositional Defiant Disorder, something that makes you seek out conflict and flip out at the tiniest sleight. Remember that time Pat boasted about laying a floor and it turned out Nikki had paid a contractor to do it? That was a massive red flag, she's working around his delusions. She daren't contradict him. Pat's personality profile fits with that of a domestic abuser as does Nikki's behaviour.

tl; dr I think there's a strong chance Pat is abusing Nikki. He spends all day at the bar raging at people on Twitter before driving home drunk. How do you think he'll be when he gets home?

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

The ONA rascals caught something in the corner of a picture Fatrick posted of his "African" lunch:

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Looks like tubby has sleep apnea and needs a CPAP to sleep without waking up at 5AM to respond to atalkers.

Torque Wheeler? More like Snort NeedAReBreather.

"the test results show that you snort like a pig while asleep. left untreated, you will eventually become more pig than man."
"no child. wrong in every detail."

has admitted to having Oppositional Defiant Disorder, something that makes you seek out conflict and flip out at the tiniest sleight.

I posted this before but I don't think he fits criteria for adult ODD. he seems more like a cluster b such as narcissist personality disorder but those sound mentally ill, not bad boy cool.

 

[RussianParasite]

Pat's personality profile fits with that of a domestic abuser as does Nikki's behaviour.

Ah, yes. I remember this South Park episode.

 

[Gorton Colu]

"the test results show that you snort like a pig while asleep. left untreated, you will eventually become more pig than man."
"no child. wrong in every detail."

I posted this before but I don't think he fits criteria for adult ODD. he seems more like a cluster b such as narcissist personality disorder but those sound mentally ill, not bad boy cool.

I'm pretty sure he is a compensatory narcissist.