Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Helium Bubble]

Since our friend is inserting himself into the Abe business, it seems appropriate to respond in cultural format:

A Twitter post made.
No insight; viral tweet fails.
Patrick— very fat.

Edit: syllable miscount

 

[Broadside]

News outlets are already reporting that the weapon was an improvised shotgun, but piggy is repeatedly tweeting out his dumb analysis to try and go viral and appear that he was the first one to figure it out.

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Trust Patrick to jump on yet another tragic death to self promote himself to anyone who will listen, fucking garbage human. Literally c+p his little analysis to try and get some attention, pathetic fucking loser.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Hooligan's is upscale, child. The defrosted microwave chili comes with pre-shredded plastic orange cheese atop it, and if one orders the special tuesday meatloaf, the smaller divot of the styrofoam tray contains iceberg lettuce with french dressing drizzle. MMMmmm, child.

The modern food in Hooligans is made much better.
That's why it's important to eat all of it much more.

 

[AnOminous]

He'd be perfect for that podcast. I'd get on their Pqtreon and suggest Starship Repo if I knew how to explain Rick to strangers in a concise way. He doesn't sound as bad as he really is when I try to talk about him because it sounds like we're in the wrong - "Why is someone pretending to be his toilet telling people he put up his fence wrong?" - you need to see the scope of his idiocy to take it all in. Torque Wheeler puts him over the top because anyone would find that douchey, but it's hard to sum him up.

It's because anyone even within the range of average intelligence would reject such shockingly low quality bait, but trolls try to outdo each other to see if it's even possible to generate low quality enough bait even this fat loser would refuse it.

And it apparently isn't.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I really want Fat to start a podcast. It's what all the celebs are doing and it would give children the ability to hear his wisdom and frank, intelligent humor.

He could even get a feature on the world famous Who Are Tese Podcasts show to boost his visibility.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I really want Fat to start a podcast. It's what all the celebs are doing and it would give children the ability to hear his wisdom and frank, intelligent humor.

He could even get a feature on the world famous Who Are Tese Podcasts show to boost his visibility.

If the average person ever heard Patrick talking, they’d start to understand why he’s so hated.

 

[Broadside]

I'm seriously starting to think Pat is some rogue MIT android or something, years later and still he literally just follows a script:

• Makes half-baked, provocative statement that is just asking to be debunked
• Someone inevitably points out how retarded said point is
• Patrick child's them
• "I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you."

I think maybe these stock retorts are some sort of defense mechanism that he hides behind because he's terrified of looking stupid in public (a trait common to narcissists). But he is mocked for these exact predicable responses, and even non-aTalkers immediately notice how jarringly weird he is and point it out to him.

I'm in awe at how off-kilter this man's mental state is.

 

[Socrates]

Man, I cannot believe how one man can be SO bad at literally every endeavor he attempts. This most recent "automotive industry expert" larp is particularly egregious. All of his maintenance advice boils down to "pay somebody else to do your routine maintenance in exotic and stupidly overpriced ways for a 0.1% boost to performance". Pat's mechanic must love him, suckers like him have gotten more and more rare as it has become easier to access high quality maintenance guides online. I'm not exactly a fucking Nascar crew chief and even I can tell this guy is full of shit.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Genuine replies to actual local Japanese newspapers as though he has something useful to contribute. Yeah Pat you definitely have special insight by being a Cool Gun Guy. You have been able to surmise some golden nuggets of information from the Google translated article. Info that the Japanese government, police, witnesses, agents, and reporters couldn't have possibly ascertained themselves.

Truly the peak of the fat, arrogant, and retarded trifecta.

Listen child, nigger-rigged shotguns aren't built like they used to be.

They're built far, far smokier...

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I'm seriously starting to think Pat is some rogue MIT android or something, years later and still he literally just follows a script:

• Makes half-baked, provocative statement that is just asking to be debunked
• Someone inevitably points out how retarded said point is
• Patrick child's them
• "I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you."

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I think maybe these stock retorts are some sort of defense mechanism that he hides behind because he's terrified of looking stupid in public (a trait common to narcissists). But he is mocked for these exact predicable responses, and even non-aTalkers immediately notice how jarringly weird he is and point it out to him.

I'm in awe at how off-kilter this man's mental state is.

They clearly aren't smart child. Thats why I grind them up into pepperoni

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

this was my favorite scene





was a pretty twisted movie. I sure hope there aren't people like this in real life.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

The ONA rascals caught something in the corner of a picture Fatrick posted of his "African" lunch:





Looks like tubby has sleep apnea and needs a CPAP to sleep without waking up at 5AM to respond to atalkers.

Torque Wheeler? More like Snort NeedAReBreather.

 

[Broadside]

Bet.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I don’t know why everyone thinks 1.2 GPA Fat Rick is stupid. Starting an LLC in an obvious and criminal attempt to hide assets is clearly a very smart move. Only someone with the intellect of Rick could come up with such a brilliant plan.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Patirck Thomas: Come on, Bryce. There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about, child.

Timothy Bryce: Like what?

Patirck Thomas: Well, we have to end Putin's invasion of the Ukraine for one. And slow down felony telephone harassment, stop atalkers and world hunger. We have to provide sci-fi novels and fences for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for trans women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values like taking care of your own children. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people especially the ones with too much melanin.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

News outlets are already reporting that the weapon was an improvised shotgun, but piggy is repeatedly tweeting out his dumb analysis to try and go viral and appear that he was the first one to figure it out.

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Is firework powder even powerful enough to propel something at the force of shotgun shot? I may be completely ignorant in terms of physics and/or weaponry but I'd imagine there's a significant power gap between that and black powder.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Bet.

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No bet, I actually believe him.
He is already completely broken, he is not someone who will snap at some point, he snapped a long time ago.
What is left is a fat ball of spite, ego and hate.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy is really happy with the direction of this thread, decides to reward @Null with some new feet pics:

 

[JJLiautaud]

Is firework powder even powerful enough to propel something at the force of shotgun shot? I may be completely ignorant in terms of physics and/or weaponry but I'd imagine there's a significant power gap between that and black powder.

Nope its the same thing barring some additives like metalic salts for colors

 

[Water Helen Water]

tf is going on with his hoof i mean toenail