Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AirdropShitposts]

Spoiler: Politisperging

I'm fairly certain Mike's the most level headed (or right-ish) one of them all. I think Bill's the insufferable Maxist, and Kevin's no better. I refuse to pay them any more after they went on some social media cancelling tear, proving to me Mike never had a nut.

That's right I was thinking of Bill. Bill alone is so insufferable that I decided to pirate everything they did. He's a commie so I'm sure he's fine with it.

Mike's a hardcore Christian, I don't think he went through the TDS stuff. Frank Conniff and Bill Corbett are the ones with loathsome politics.

There was a "cancelling" attempt of Mike for having someone on his podcast or something (I think the Earthworm Jim artist?) and Bill helped pile on. Kevin doesn't agree with Mike on politics but he refused to join in and later indicated he doesn't support that kind of thing in general. I don't think Mike or Bill actually took it very personally though. Bill has definitely become really nutty on Twitter and stuff so maybe he's been privately seething at stuff he's known about Mike and didn't care about for decades.

 

[Windows 10 Upgrade]

Porsches are generally well engineered driving machines designed by German engineers. Their styling is mocked because it's largely unchanged through many decades. Plenty of drivers with more money and experience than I feel they have no soul. It's not that they wholey bad cars, it's that they feel hollow to some people. I've only driven and never owned, so even faggots like John Flynt can call me a poor nigger hater because I don't have a pet chink to buy me one.

Yeah, good engineering is sometimes about the tiniest little things, like when you lift the rear hatch door up any rain/wash water goes into these little gullies and away from you (unlike my previous car which would give me a Second Shower if I dared open it when the car was recently wet, and then wet anything that happened to be in the trunk).

That saying, I wouldn't say no to a Porshe. Even if they are beloved by teens and faggy drivers, there's a reason why these cars keep getting pumped out, because eventually the market cannot support a truly shit vehicle. Remember the PT Cruiser? A new car with vintage design that caused a lot of excitement on release, but it was literally a lemon: The Worst Car Of All Time

 

[Starscreams Cape]

New automanic blogpost just dropped. It's the first in which he uses his own pictures taken around the neighborhood instead of stock photos. It shows.

Replacing Your Car’s Antenna

• https://archive.fo/vZWof
• https://automanic.co/replacing-your-cars-antenna/

yes Torque, bestow us with your knowledge already

then why would anyone need to read your article, dumbass?

Last pure car guy doesn't wash his own "future classic" car.

It's the only product review Torque can afford. "8/8 Cylinders" haha he had to let us know it's not a V6. He's writing exclusively for us.

I like how he says "I call them shark fin" antennas. A little glimpse into his inner narcissism. A normal person would check themselves and think "well, if I call them shark fins it's got to be what everyone else does". Because, obviously, THEY LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SHARK FIN AND EVERYONE CALLS THEM THAT.

This guy never ceases to amaze.

There was a "cancelling" attempt of Mike for having someone on his podcast or something (I think the Earthworm Jim artist?) and Bill helped pile on. Kevin doesn't agree with Mike on politics but he refused to join in and later indicated he doesn't support that kind of thing in general. I don't think Mike or Bill actually took it very personally though. Bill has definitely become really nutty on Twitter and stuff so maybe he's been privately seething at stuff he's known about Mike and didn't care about for decades.

You are correct, Doug Tennapel did a podcast with Mike for a while. But Doug is a shameless grifter who, while having similar political leanings to Mike, manages to drag everyone around him down with stupid anti-gay shit that most of the Right has long since moved past.

And yes, Bill is a fucking lunatic lefty on Twitter. Probably as bad as Frank, and that's saying something. Kevin strikes me as an old fashioned, Bill Maher liberal who is probably uneasy about the state of things but too chicken to say anything.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

There was a "cancelling" attempt of Mike for having someone on his podcast or something (I think the Earthworm Jim artist?) and Bill helped pile on. Kevin doesn't agree with Mike on politics but he refused to join in and later indicated he doesn't support that kind of thing in general. I don't think Mike or Bill actually took it very personally though. Bill has definitely become really nutty on Twitter and stuff so maybe he's been privately seething at stuff he's known about Mike and didn't care about for decades.

Yeah, Mike is good friends with Doug Tennapple (guy behind EWJ) who is pretty regularly getting himself in shit and he's been cancelled, or attempt cancelled more than a few times now.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pat S. Thomas not only can’t remember his surname, he can’t even fucking spell his first name:

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He also doesn’t grasp the most easily understood fundamentals of economics. This is about Brittney Griner, the WNBA player who was retarded/entitled enough to travel to Russia with drug paraphernalia (weed pen) despite the notorious penalties for doing so. We’re supposed to feel terrible that she did this to herself.

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In Pat’s mind, Tom Brady makes huge money because he’s a cishet white man, Britney Griner doesn’t because she’s a black dyke. It’s just that simple to him.

Griner makes $1 million a year in Russia, $221,000 in the WNBA. Why exactly does she need our sympathy? If she can’t pay her bills on $200k (plus endorsement deals), she’s living beyond her very respectable means. That’s a nigger rich problem, not sexism or racism or lesbophobia.

I say let her free so she can do the same thing in Singapore so we can all hear how a bunch of mean Asians murdered her for having drugs there. Dumb bitch didn't even deny she had drugs on her so fuck her.
Also this stupid fuck seems to think American football is popular outside of North America. You either play real football or you're shit out of luck in a real country.
Americans are just showing the world that their citizens should be allowed to break the laws of other countries because their entitled pieces of shit. Don't wont the world to think that? Keep the woman in jail where she belongs for breaking the law.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You ever see those bot-generated blogs when you Google car repairs? The ones that just scrape information from forums and repost them on the blog for advertising bucks? The ones formated by a pajeet?

Those are more useful and have more reads than his blog ever will.

They’re also much more well-written and articulate.

 

[Sammich]

Just the other day, my husband was telling me that Porshes are the archetypal car of the trust-fund teenage girl. It totally makes sense that this is Fat's dream car.

Porsches are pretty amazing to drive, was lucky enough to babysit one for a guy for a summer. Not a trust fund teenage girl. lol.

 

[Mr Moonface]

A former Japanese Prime Minister has been shot, looks like Torque Wheeler has been shelved and 'expert shooter Pat' is making an appearance.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

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"Slow burning, lots of white smoke"

No fatty, that's your life

 

[Mr Moonface]

News outlets are already reporting that the weapon was an improvised shotgun, but piggy is repeatedly tweeting out his dumb analysis to try and go viral and appear that he was the first one to figure it out.

 

[TheGuntinator]

News outlets are already reporting that the weapon was an improvised shotgun, but piggy is repeatedly tweeting out his dumb analysis to try and go viral and appear that he was the first one to figure it out.

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Excuse me people who witnessed Shinzo Abe be attacked, you're wrong. You as well foriegn newspaper i only read the English headline for. Akshually lemme tell YOU about homemade firearms, I'm an expert at that too. Now excuse me while i contact the FBI about my enemies.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

News outlets are already reporting that the weapon was an improvised shotgun, but piggy is repeatedly tweeting out his dumb analysis to try and go viral and appear that he was the first one to figure it out.

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Guns aren't built like they used to be.

They're built far, far better. Which means maintaining them properly is more important than ever.

My name is Patrick Tomlinson. My father was a traveling salesman for Smith & Wesson and my mother hand-built bump stocks for white nationalists in the Idaho panhandle.

I was conceived in the walk-in cooler of a Cinnabon food truck at an NRA conference... and I'm here to teach you how to build your own gun.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

A former Japanese Prime Minister has been shot, looks like Torque Wheeler has been shelved and 'expert shooter Pat' is making an appearance.

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The United States did not impose Japan's current gun laws during the occupation, Japan enacted them in 1958 as normal legislation and has tightened them multiple times since then. Why would he think the US cared about Japan's citizen gun laws when it was demilitarizing the country? God, he's dumb and fat.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

Jalopnik: Boris Johnson was the worst car writer of all time

Clearly Jalopnik is unfamiliar with the illustrious Torque Wheeler.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

what is up with these mid-word line breaks on his blog?

he can't even format a para-
graph of text but wants tell people how to maintain a car. sure.

The browser adds these automatically if so instructed and usually isn't all that good at it. But usually you also tell it to justify your text when you enable automatic hyphenation, what the fuck. Maybe Pat will open a web design blog next.

 

[Maude Snew]

News outlets are already reporting that the weapon was an improvised shotgun, but piggy is repeatedly tweeting out his dumb analysis to try and go viral and appear that he was the first one to figure it out.

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Doesn't he know that a balloon filled with paint will disable a former prime minister just as well as a home made gun?

 

[Mr Moonface]

Credit to DrSteveCarlisi

 

[Oliver Onions]

"Do you like the Ford Mustang? People tend to think of the '69 model or the mid '70s Mach 1 when they hear 'Ford Mustang', but I think the modern 2008 model Ford Mustang is really when the Ford Motor Company came together as a car manufacturer and made the perfect sports car. The V6 motor is a bold choice for a muscle car famous for its V8 motors, but I think it strikes the perfect balance between power and economy! Yes Jamal, that IS a meat grinder!"

"Hey, atalker? TRY SAYING BLACK MEN FART IN MY WIFE'S VAGINA NOW, YOU FUCKING CHILD"

There is an idea of a Patrick Tomlinson. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity-- something illusory. And though I can hide my bitch tits, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there, child.

But even after phoning the FBI, there are no convictions; my atalkers continue to text me, and I gain no engagement on my tweets. No new followers can be extracted from my whining. This twitter thread has meant nothing.

(I'm really enjoying this new Patrick x Fatrick angle, if you can't tell.)

 

[Meriasek]

"Hey, atalker? TRY SAYING BLACK MEN FART IN MY WIFE'S VAGINA NOW, YOU FUCKING CHILD"
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But even after phoning the FBI, there are no convictions; my atalkers continue to text me, and I gain no engagement on my tweets. No new followers can be extracted from my whining. This twitter thread has meant nothing.
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(I'm really enjoying this new Patrick x Fatrick angle, if you can't tell.)

Fatrick Baitman. Because he falls for every single bait.
And he's fat.

"Let's see Paul's pepperoni."

"Look at that subtle brown colouring. The tasteful thickness of the meat. Oh my God, it even has bits of urban streetwear on the wrapping."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

In fat related news, some child related sperging from piggy. I wonder what about other people having kids could really be the reason why it makes him so angry? Let us all ponder:

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Patrick is lying here. We all know he likes large black families; plenty of ingredients for his pepperoni.