Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[get-tar manajerk]

Where's the conference footage? My social media skills are trash I want to learn from Fat Pat. Having my toilet tweeting at people all day would be awesome.

 

[AnOminous]

He'll have to choose a different minority then. I heard grounding up Hispanics will bring better returns due to them jumping the border.

Wouldn't you end up with chorizo though?

 

[Hot Dog]

Found another one of Patrick's relatives. This one must be from the Tomlinson side of the family.

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He always makes faces like a fucking 6 year old. It's disturbing.

 

[AnOminous]

He always makes faces like a fucking 6 year old. It's disturbing.

He's trying to look like Mega Mind or something but instead he just looks like Mega Mong.

 

[Teknorat]

Well boys, I did it. I read every single fucking page of this thread

I looked at every image on Fatshit’s Instagram last night and now I hate him in ways I didn’t know existed.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

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On what basis does Sir OopsieDoodle here consider himself a Conservative, again? I admit I don't follow this thread all that closely I'm pretty sure he's claimed that, hasn't he?

 

[Piggy Higuera]

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On what basis does Sir OopsieDoodle here consider himself a Conservative, again? I admit I don't follow this thread all that closely I'm pretty sure he's claimed that, hasn't he?

He owns guns, that's it.

 

[Ophelia]

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On what basis does Sir OopsieDoodle here consider himself a Conservative, again? I admit I don't follow this thread all that closely I'm pretty sure he's claimed that, hasn't he?

He wants to be a token “conservative” on CNN where he can be paid to sperg about Trump.

 

[Satan McAllister]

With that 1.2 GPA, I don’t think he checks notes well. Or took them to begin with.

 

[AnOminous]

He wants to be a token “conservative” on CNN where he can be paid to sperg about Trump.

All of those, even the ones who show up on MSNBC, have some conservative credentials even if they're people like Stephen Schmidt who have a deep personal loathing of Donald Trump inherited from their loyalty to McCain. All of them have done something other than have a gun, something even some freakish antifa types do. They don't take freakish ultra-pro-tranny SJW woke positions that most Democrats don't even agree with .

 

[Firstname Lastname]

Patrick is ...[checks notes] fat

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

Patrick is a... [checks notes] oh no, it's not good

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I never really considered this about Patrick before, because of all the things that have gone on in the last few months, but I think it's worth noting:

Spoiler: excuse the length of my ranting

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wouldn't you end up with chorizo though?

Only if they were Spanish kids.

Honestly shocked by the dearth of reports from Gencon. The pests got me so worked up with the hilarity of the week before that I kind of expected a happening.

On the other hand, my expectations of the Boomia voicemails were rock bottom but they were pretty funny. And the Brooke Shields song was great. Give it all the Grammys!

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

so do any of you autist have a list of all the things from his life he has had twitter conversation with?

so far i got:

• his wife's blanket
• hi toilet
• his fence
• the chad version of himself
• his mustange(maybe, i only vaguely recall this one.)

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Only if they were Spanish kids.

I think Fat Rick would be into butchering Afro-Hispanic children to experiment with new flavors of pepperoni. Keep this monster away from the Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico, and Spanish Harlem.

 

[Ophelia]

so do any of you autist have a list of all the things from his life he has had twitter conversation with?

so far i got:

• his wife's blanket
• hi toilet
• his fence
• the chad version of himself
• his mustange(maybe, i only vaguely recall this one.)

His piss-stained teeth

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

For some reason I've started imagining Pat talking to various items in his house in weird voices like Bob does in Bob's Burgers. Except then he calls his toilet a stalker child and tell it to stop contacting him.

 

[Boston Brand]

So... drinking with a few editors attending Gencon. Guess what comes up?

Apparently Fat Pat's been approaching other editors pitching a novel about a female game hunter in space. Which I can only assume means his deal with Tor fell apart.

None of them know who he is, or seem too impressed by the novel, and commented how he seems very high strung and tense.

How much should I tell them?

 

[moseph.jartelli]

So... drinking with a few editors attending Gencon. Guess what comes up?

Apparently Fat Pat's been approaching other editors pitching a novel about a female game hunter in space. Which I can only assume means his deal with Tor fell apart.

None of them know who he is, or seem too impressed by the novel, and commented how he seems very high strung and tense.

How much should I tell them?

Everything