Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The pests over at ONA have apparently gotten tired of waiting for Patrick to release his shitty christmas rip off, so they wrote and released their own.
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At 85 pages, it is 6 pages longer than patrick's "novel" at the moment.
 
I put in six days a week at the gym, but: I have a rest day (Sunday); I isolate, working out some muscles while letting others relax; I eat better food than Hooligans beer and niggeroni; I put in cardio twice a week; and unlike Patrick, I am not obese by every medical standard.
Congrats on being better than Patrick…
 
Taking it in the arse impairs legal understanding?

😜

Relating to the fat man, I drink and misbehave, but I have never ended up in court over it.
Most people I have known in the UK and Sweden either have no or one or two incidents with the police and mostly just end up with a caution which teaches them a lesson, or they frequently deal with the police and courts.

I unconsciously assume that’s how it is in most western countries.

Is it common for an average person to have occasional run ins with the law like this in the US? Or in Michigan?

Or is Fatrick just too fat and stupid?
Fatrick is fat and stupid. It's more or less the same deal here. If you have a police record, you've earned it. Most people might have a traffic ticket at most.
 
Someone on the other forums posted some piggy court details from over a decade ago:
ONE!
The pests over at ONA have apparently gotten tired of waiting for Patrick to release his shitty christmas rip off, so they wrote and released their own.
TWO!!
Here we go!

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THREE!!!

Edit: nevermind, fucking FOUR!!!
Do you know what day it is??? That's right!
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Pat's OFFICIAL NATIONAL SEETHING DAY!!!


.... There's only one thing I can say:
Quasi gonna get PAYED! HAHAHAHA Fat!!.png


...fine, two:
FAAAAAAT!!



Edit 2: FIVE!
Turk february has posted an update to his series on pat tomlinson
Jesus Christ, people for God's sake, stop! If I get any more erect today I'm gonna get a gangrene and I'll lose my faucet penis.
 
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Does he still maintain that this filed judgment against him is troll delusion? If so, will that finally break when he loses his home?
I can only assume he'll double down, and any life changes that result from the loss of cash will result in him attempting poorly to do a positive spin on it
"Haha... my home was too big, so I moved to this shitty cabin, isn't it comfy?"
 
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