Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Rate me with puzzle pieces but I still think that there is still a chance Patrick had a hand in the SWATtings and after Apostlegate, Patrick traipsing right into the arms of a bunch of criminal trolls operating in the wider lolcow sphere is something I'd really put into the realm of the possible.
I was convinced he was in on it way before all this stupidity went down so what you say is at the very least plausible. There has always been something fucky with targets and timing for him to not be involved in at least some of them. He has provably fabricated bomb threats before.
 
Rate me with puzzle pieces but I still think that there is still a chance Patrick had a hand in the SWATtings and after Apostlegate, Patrick traipsing right into the arms of a bunch of criminal trolls operating in the wider lolcow sphere is something I'd really put into the realm of the possible.
On the other hand, given what we know about Torswat's sphere of operations, I wouldn't put it past him to SWAT Patrick independently and laugh at our reaction.
 
The next step will be confiscating assets to auction off? Maybe? This time, Piggy, that tow truck really is there to take your rustang, or more likely the motorcycle, and the sherriff is there to make sure you stay out of the way. I hope there is bodycam footage.

How much did Nikki pay her lawyer to set up the amortization anyway? That's money burned.

"What's the stupidest thing I can do in this situation? Welp, I can be even stupider. Here. Hold my beer." -Patrick Tomlinson

ETA: an image of the creditor list. Looks like Piggy is stiffing a lawyer too. That's an Oopsie that will get thoroughly doodled too.
View attachment 5180390
who are these child lawyers that think pat owes them money? enjoy prison, miller and miller.
 
i don't pay attention to awards of any kind, in any field, but there's been a kerfluffle on twitter over the last day or two concerning the author John Scalzi (never heard of him), whom several of my acquaintances consider to be a hack. cherry picking passages to make someone look like a bumbling fool is easy, but i have to say the subject matter has been pretty funny to me.

the Locus Award is, apparently, decided more by a nebulous audience than it is any vested interest.

View attachment 5180794

View attachment 5180796View attachment 5180797

View attachment 5180798

View attachment 5180799


so why the hell am i bringing this up in the Patrick S. Tomlinson thread?

well, seeing this unfold got me thinking. if this is what passes for literary genius in our current society... is Patrick S. Tomlinson really the wealthy and popular author he exhaustively insists to be? where are his awards? why isn't he getting all the fame and attention? where are his 8800 ratings?

edit: oh, also, Scalzi name searches himself according to more than a few people. with any luck, he may inadvertently enter the Fattiverse (the Fatsphere, if you will).
On one hand, it makes me feel better about my own writing. On the other hand, it makes me question if my writing is worse or if I just don't suck enough dick.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: TurboNAS
On one hand, it makes me feel better about my own writing. On the other hand, it makes me question if my writing is worse or if I just don't suck enough dick.
The stygian pit I had been unceremoniously thrust into stank of the rotten and foetid odors common to those carrion dens consisting of metallic processing devices used in rendering grotesque beasts down to their essential meat. The only question in my confused mind was regarding the singular and horrifying quality of the meat on display - it glistened darkly in the unholy light, clearly being of a much darker complexion than my own. Why would such a rotund and odious soul only thirst for the sweet nectar of mahogany tinted humans? And why would he break that fastidious and sacred idiosyncrasy for my own pale, luminescent frame?
In the name of the father... I believe these remains consist of juveniles, not one of which has passed its thirteenth year in this benighted pit of corporeal terror and butchery.
 
Rate me with puzzle pieces but I still think that there is still a chance Patrick had a hand in the SWATtings and after Apostlegate, Patrick traipsing right into the arms of a bunch of criminal trolls operating in the wider lolcow sphere is something I'd really put into the realm of the possible.
There's too many weird details to dismiss it altogether. Him reporting SWATs before they even get the call, as well as SWATs that apparently entirely never pan out, and everything related to the Patti LaBelle situation.
 
After humiliating court documents drop showing Pat and Nikki to be total deadbeats that cannot take an easy “w”, they were conveniently SwaTTed again by stalker childeren.

View attachment 5181348
Pay no mind to the timing of this, stalker child. You will be facing many years in prison for pointing it out.
After 43 trials I think it's fair to say that SWATTTTing is a very inefficient way to kill someone. Typical government efficiency. We're going to need murder vouchers so we can redirect our tax money to private hitmen.
 
On one hand, it makes me feel better about my own writing. On the other hand, it makes me question if my writing is worse or if I just don't suck enough dick.
Ultimately if you're someone like a publisher or agent whose living depends on the output of creative people, reliable mediocrity is much better than erratic talent. Your money is safer in the hands of people who are easy to work with and churn out Product that consistently sells well rather than nightmare prima donna geniuses with erratic release schedules. John Scalzi will make you more money than Stephen Baxter, just as Taylor Swift will make you more money than Tool, and Michael Bay will make you more money than Lars von Trier. Even better if they can keep their noses clean, especially in the metoo era.

So yeah, basically you need to suck more dick. Sorry.
 
Patso's Nigerian Prince Ekpeki ( "Ooga Booga") won a Locus award too. Too bad he cannot come to the USA to accept it.
I'm sorry if you're all fans of Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki (ODE) but something is kind of strange here.

You might get the impression that ODE is a solo act but he works with two other ladies for the anthology he edited. It's interesting reading up on them because we have ODE with an active Twitter account, loads of self-aggrandizing posts and plenty of back and forth with Patrick and others in the Hogosphere. Oh and you can read his prose for yourself at https://apex-magazine.com/short-fiction/o2-arena/ in case you wanted to know what kind of writer he is.

His second editor Zelda Wright appears to have published a single book in 2003, a Christian work called "Releasing His Glory!". Otherwise she doesn't seem to have much of an online presence and isn't on Twitter.

The real powerhouse here is Sheree Renee Thomas who is the editor of The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction and has 40 hits on Amazon for books she's written or has had her work featured. Compare that to Donald with 7 hits on Amazon and most of those are collections he edited rather than published stories.

It's a puzzling collaboration given there's one established writer/editor in the group and then these other two.

Meanwhile, in Twitter land, ODE reposts some greatest hits from the Funsters:
1687974017851.png


Gotta love that engagement
 
Ohh Patty Cakes, you truly are the gift that keeps on giving.

Lets face it, pats "legal take" that any of the brothermen were ever in danger of arrest was always retarded. Yes is some rare, extreme circumstances online/telephone harrassment can lead to actual charges, but those are usually wierd one off situations. But for the Supremes to come right out and make patposting legal, and for Fatrick to comment on it is Mwah *chefs kiss*!

And on the same week we learn old Bloblinson was too stupid to even take the deal he was offered on his debt?

Its like ordering a good 15 year scotch and getting a 30 year and a cuban puro on the house!
 
I was convinced he was in on it way before all this stupidity went down so what you say is at the very least plausible. There has always been something fucky with targets and timing for him to not be involved in at least some of them. He has provably fabricated bomb threats before.
I really don't think he's involved. Like I don't think he's competent enough to get involved without getting caught in a horribly embarrassing way.

He's dumb enough that he'd buy a burner to call in the swatting, and pay with a credit card. Or they'd catch him by tracing the cell tower he called from. Dumb shit like that.

I don't know if Milwaukee police are that competent, but Fatrick probably doesn't know either, and it's kind of a big gamble to assume they're not. (but sure, it's fair to consider that he's plenty dumb enough to take those kinds of bad gambles)
There's too many weird details to dismiss it altogether. Him reporting SWATs before they even get the call, as well as SWATs that apparently entirely never pan out, and everything related to the Patti LaBelle situation.
Him reporting SWATs before they happen is probably just a transcription error.
 
35-year-olds aren't built like they used to be. they're built much, much fatter
Which is why it's important to support their corpulence with the shittiest chairs know to man. Tomlinson brand garden furniture. Hope you're up to date on your tetanus shots, child.
media_FzFb-5lWAAkAtk3.jpg
 
Here's the Pat stuff from the article:

Supreme Court’s ruling on online harassment outrages victims, advocates​

Experts worry that a decision giving First Amendment protection to online abuse will make a growing problem worse​

imrs.php

By Taylor Lorenz
June 29, 2023 at 7:30 a.m. EDT


LOS ANGELES — On Tuesday, just minutes after the Supreme Court reversed the conviction of a man who’d made relentless online threats to a stranger, ruling that the threats were protected by the First Amendment, Patrick Tomlinson began receiving harassing text messages.

“SCOTUS just ruled that our conversations aren’t harassment as I’ve never threatened you,” read one message Tomlinson shared with The Post. “It’s just two friends enjoying each other’s company.”

Tomlinson was outraged. “It’s beyond irresponsible,” Tomlinson said of the court’s decision. “It’s a catastrophic ruling for victims of online harassment.”

For the past five years, Tomlinson’s life has been turned upside down by a community of aggressive cyberstalkers and trolls. They began tormenting Tomlinson and his wife after Tomlinson posted a tweet in 2018 saying he didn’t find the comedian Norm Macdonald funny. What should have been a benign tweet got sucked up into online forums where far-right extremist trolls congregate. They fixated on Tomlinson, and he became the target of relentless abuse.
Tomlinson, an author, has had the police sent to his home more than 43 times in swatting incidents. He said stalkers have stolen his personal information and impersonated him in an effort to destroy his credit score. They’ve flooded sites with one-star reviews of his books, in some cases before the books were even released. His family members have been harassed with text messages and calls, he said.

Last October, one of Tomlinson’s stalkers flew from Boston to Milwaukee to film Tomlinson through his windows. The stalker then uploaded footage of Tomlinson to YouTube set to the song “Somebody’s Watching Me.” The stalker also visited a bar where Tomlinson sometimes works and live-streamed himself with two dolls, one of which was meant to represent Tomlinson’s wife. YouTube took the videos down.
Tomlinson, like many victims, filed a lawsuit against the owners of a forum he accused of driving harassment toward him, but he lost and now owes tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees.
Tuesday’s Supreme Court decision just added to his sense of defeat, he said.

“It’s brought me to the conclusion that nondigital natives simply do not understand this environment,” he said. “They do not understand the world that’s been created, and the world we all live in. And they should not be making rulings that are going to be setting precedent about how the internet will be regulated and policies for decades.
“It’s not an option to just not exist online,” he said, adding that there really is no meaningful distinction between one’s online presence and real life. “Anybody who still thinks that distinction exists is … divorced from the experiences of hundreds of millions of people.”

Some interesting things: it states that he owes tens of thousands of dollars, it mentions the 43rd "swatting" (as well as taking Pat's word that they all happened) and implies that he sometimes "works" at Hooligans. Lots of problems.
 
Back