Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Lord Denning said:
Why does Pat feel the need to broadcast every fat thought that enters his head? I genuinely don't understand why he thinks anyone will give a single, solitary fuck that he thinks Ahsoka is a good show. And why can't he just say "Ahsoka is a good show,"? Why does he have to be so fat, gay and overdramatic? "This is going to break me," you're over 40 years old, and fucking Star Wars is going to emotionally destroy you? Are you a fucking infant, Patrick? Do you think Nikki has to deal with this continuous stream of soy consciousness at home? Or does he save his retarded takes for Twitter so we can laugh at him?
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You see he's not your ordinary geek.
He is, the STEALTHYGEEK (and fat).
 
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Procrastinhater said:
That's exactly what I was thinking. It would take someone all of 30 seconds to check they're live and not have waste resources on a call. If they're not live, phone them. Then if there's no answer maybe send someone or people out.
Seems pretty simple.
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How do you propose the cops know if the call they're responding to is to a streamers address?

They get a call from a fake voice saying "I heard yelling for a few hours then a loud pop then a lot of screaming oh god send help to 12345 whateverthefuck Ave" and then... what? Do you want the cops to make and then maintain a database of everyone that streams on the internet? Serious question.
 
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Pork Packer said:
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"Your honor, I'd like to petition to withdraw from this case.

I have been forced to listen to this simpering fat faggot for months now and no matter where I fucking went he would either follow along behind me like a lost autistic child or bombard me with phone calls in which he shrieked at me to arrest his toilet, impeach Chewbacca's wife Malla and son Lumpy, or indict Elon Musk for not banning the word fat on twitter.

He has approached me during work hours to demand I assist him in acquiring young african american children for his "basement project" and he has intruded on my house while I am eating dinner with my wife and children to and I quote "crash at your place while Nikki gets fumigated, you can sleep on the couch".

This backdrop behind me? It is not in-fact a zoom space background. I have used every last penny to my name to buy a one way ticket to the new Indian space station where I will live out the rest of my days knowing Mister Tomlinson is too fucking fat to fit in a rocket to follow me up here. I come to you a broken man who wants nothing more than to end this sad chapter of my life.

Please.....release me from this fucking nightmare."
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i wonder what would smell worse, a indian space station or Pat and Niki's bedroom?
 
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bile demon said:
IT'S COMING HOME!
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Is this actual footage of Piggy celebrating a man sustaining a probable career-ending injury?
He’s a cunt. I don’t care whether you like Rodgers, celebrating this makes him a cunt.

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beepbopisuckcock said:
How do you propose the cops know if the call they're responding to is to a streamers address?
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Someone upstream explained how notes are attached to addresses in a police database. He even posted an audio of a cop on the way getting all those notes read out to him before he got there. Why do you think it wouldn’t work?
 
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Pork Packer said:
View attachment 5338372

"Your honor, I'd like to petition to withdraw from this case.

I have been forced to listen to this simpering fat faggot for months now and no matter where I fucking went he would either follow along behind me like a lost autistic child or bombard me with phone calls in which he shrieked at me to arrest his toilet, impeach Chewbacca's wife Malla and son Lumpy, or indict Elon Musk for not banning the word fat on twitter.

He has approached me during work hours to demand I assist him in acquiring young african american children for his "basement project" and he has intruded on my house while I am eating dinner with my wife and children to and I quote "crash at your place while Nikki gets fumigated, you can sleep on the couch".

This backdrop behind me? It is not in-fact a zoom space background. I have used every last penny to my name to buy a one way ticket to the new Indian space station where I will live out the rest of my days knowing Mister Tomlinson is too fucking fat to fit in a rocket to follow me up here. I come to you a broken man who wants nothing more than to end this sad chapter of my life.

Please.....release me from this fucking nightmare."
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What is the lore behind the Chewbacca thing?
 
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beepbopisuckcock said:
How do you propose the cops know if the call they're responding to is to a streamers address?

They get a call from a fake voice saying "I heard yelling for a few hours then a loud pop then a lot of screaming oh god send help to 12345 whateverthefuck Ave" and then... what? Do you want the cops to make and then maintain a database of everyone that streams on the internet? Serious question.
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Typically the streamer will contact the station/sheriff and say "This is my address, I do internet things and sometimes internet people are lunatics. I currently have no plans to unalive my nonexistent girlfriend and if I did I definitely wouldn't call you guys confessing to it so if that happens please don't send ten guys to kick in my door and shoot my dog."
 
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Lemmings said:
Are the screenshots of this here in this thread?
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Everything is in the thread. You can use search in a thread: 1694748876336.png
 
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Re: Police Flagging
I like to imagine the flags on Pat's cop shop file being "Retard! Don't Pull Up! Retard! Don't Pull Up!"

Re: Clerk Fuggup

What a Snide little fucker that clerk is.

The Universal logo space background is weirdly prolific in zoom law.

All you fuckers missed Vern Schillinger?

Someone missed a huge opportunity, Stockard Childs, MD.

Gordon Ramsay:
Hotel prick literally made Ramsay quit the show for a few years. He was sitting in traffic leaving the place and decided he didn't want to help anyone like that ever again.


Chewbacca:
One of the telephony felony stalkers texted as Chewbacca, Pat as usual bit the hook.

It was honestly more low effort than Lizard King.
 
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TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve said:
Typically the streamer will contact the station/sheriff and say "This is my address, I do internet things and sometimes internet people are lunatics. I currently have no plans to unalive my nonexistent girlfriend and if I did I definitely wouldn't call you guys confessing to it so if that happens please don't send ten guys to kick in my door and shoot my dog."
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I can confirm that in Pensacola I said this exact series of words and when it happened they did not shoot my big stinky niggerdog
 
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Pats love of well done steak has been brought up on the funnier patrick forum and once again it triggers the shit out of me.

Well done steak is a waste of money. You're a retard with a shit pallet if you think otherwise.

Steak isn't even honestly all that expensive, but it's expensive enough to actually take care when cooking it.

Rubes will scoff at spending $18 on a ribeye they have to grill themselves and tell you you're privileged for doing so, then they order $30 worth of pizza hut, or rack up an $80 bar tab while eating shitty meatloaf and well done filet mignon.
 
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