Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Summer of George]

From the other forum, Pat is spending his weekend doing outreach to local black-owned businesses



Hopefully we'll see some replies on Pat's twitter by Monday, but regardless, the creative writing still stands as a good bit on its own.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

You know what could be a funny ass youtube series? The quest to enjoy prison.

Think about, someone texts pat, from his actual number, telling pat that he is a fat bitch-titted failure who threatened to kill his wife and daughter. He gets the "Enjoy prison". He then tweets pat, telling him the same. He then begins calling LEO's in an attempt to turn himself in. First MPD, then staties, then the FBI. He records all of this, pointing out to every LEO he speaks to that he has engaged in felony telephone hareasment. The video ends with with him broken, kneeling, with his arms outstreched, waiting for cuffs that will never come...

That’s a fun idea but the police might actually arrest you if you harass them and beg to be arrested.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

From the other forum, Pat is spending his weekend doing outreach to local black-owned businesses

While I like watching Patty squeal impotently as much as the next guy, shit like this crosses the line and gives credence to Patrick's assertion there's a cult dedicated to ruining him. Patrick is inherently unlikable. He'll find a way to alienate himself without anyone's "help."

 

[MilkThePig]

Decided to check Pat's Threads, it's going great:

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It's pretty nuts that he's actually active on all the Twitter clones. Apparently posting 100+ times on Twitter every single day isn't enough to satisfy his social media addiction.

What a lunatic. A fat lunatic. A fat child abandoning lunatic.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

In the service industry there’s always certain customers trying to tell you how important they are, as if you should be flattered to have encountered them.

On the other hand, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their kid used to come to my coffeehouse on an almost daily basis, and they never wanted any fuss. Quite the opposite, actually. She seems pretty neurotic, but he's pretty good people and the kid's adorable. On the other hand, when I tended bar in a dive bar, Jeremy Piven came in for a few days when he was shooting a movie and he was insufferable. He once tried to tip a waitress (not at my bar, at a restaurant across the street) with a signed copy of an Entourage DVD. Pure asshole.

 

[Tablet County]

Your wife and kids met angelina and brad? Lol ahahahaha

@Taco Santo! Who bitch this is?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I'm 90% that it's the loneliest fat woman on the internet, Ashley Renee Hutsell Jankowski, trying to pick a fight and bait her true love Karl to come back to Onion farms (he's been ignoring her since November and it's makings her especially crazies). It probably won't work, though, since I'm not Karl. I could even dox Karl for her, but why on earth would I ever help her?

Your wife and kids met angelina and brad? Lol ahahahaha

My wife did, you crazy hick. Sorry they decided to live in New Orleans and not sundown town Signal Mountain, Tennessee, or a shitty suburb of Chattanooga.

 

[FinnSven]

On the other hand, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their kid used to come to my coffeehouse on an almost daily basis, and they never wanted any fuss. Quite the opposite, actually. She seems pretty neurotic, but he's pretty good people and the kid's adorable. On the other hand, when I tended bar in a dive bar, Jeremy Piven came in for a few days when he was shooting a movie and he was insufferable. He once tried to tip a waitress (not at my bar, at a restaurant across the street) with a signed copy of an Entourage DVD. Pure asshole.

Anyone involved in Entourage is an incurable arsehole.

They should all be enjoying prison for crimes against television.

 

[FinnSven]

I just had a horrible idea.

What if a judge is a Patposter and during sentencing on one case with a particularly obnoxious accused, as they pass down sentence they let “Enjoy Prison” slip?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

damn it's even more widespread and popular than i thought
look at all these results just on /vg/ alone:

https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/stalker%20child/

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I have Patposted here and there on 4chan in the past, and I've done it in Youtube comments. There are far fewer people who get it on Youtube, so I would highly recommend stalker prisoning the childs on Youtube if you want to do a little trolling.

 

[JustStopDude]

Are any of you even slightly better than pat

You mind not derailing the thread with whatever the fuck this is?

 

[bile demon]

Are any of you even slightly better than pat

Better, yes. Fatter, no.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

New from Patty Meatloaf.

 

[Slobs]

Just checked the 4chan archives there, seems "enjoy prison" is the winner.
Pat really is a (fat) trendsetter, on his way to make patposting the new baneposting

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EDIT: Forgot the URLs

https://archived.moe/_/search/text/%22stalker%20child%22/

https://archived.moe/_/search/text/%22patrick%20tomlinson%22/

https://archived.moe/_/search/text/%22enjoy%20prison%22/

I found a Patposter on /fit/ that went from obese to a healthy weight in a year while using Patrick's name to track his weight.

Link to the weight loss tracker.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Are any of you even slightly better than pat

Do you see any of us with threads here?

 

[LastStableVersion]

Are any of you even slightly better than pat

Probably the worst bait I've seen on KF.

I found a Patposter on /fit/ that went from obese to a healthy weight in a year while using Patrick's name to track his weight.
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Link to the weight loss tracker.

Someone should link this to Pat and let him know what's possible if he cuts down on booze and pepperoni.

 

[FinnSven]

Are any of you even slightly better than pat

All of us at a minimum I would say.

Are any of us a more famous current failure than Pat?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I'm 90% that it's the loneliest fat woman on the internet, Ashley Renee Hutsell Jankowski, trying to pick a fight and bait her true love Karl to come back to Onion farms (he's been ignoring her since November and it's makings her especially crazies). It probably won't work, though, since I'm not Karl. I could even dox Karl for her, but why on earth would I ever help her?


My wife did, you crazy hick. Sorry they decided to live in New Orleans and not sundown town Signal Mountain, Tennessee, or a shitty suburb of Chattanooga.

Yeah, it's her. She dropped her name in the man-hate thread and is shitting up a few others too.

 

[DumbDude43]

Are any of you even slightly better than pat

no we just have enough self awareness to keep our retardation to ourselves instead of aggressively sharing it with the whole world like some corpulent authors do

 

[Hitlerswag420]

This made me laugh very hard. I don't know why.