Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
Also note the "ready to go bigger" comment, which while easy to turn into yet another fat joke also suggests he might be thinking of leaving Milwaukee for a bigger city more accepting of porcine-human relations (and porcine-negroid consumption)
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And move where, lol? I get the need to skip town to dodge debt; the legal expertise of Jimmy Slowdell doesn't come free. But Pat is going to find that real cities aren't exactly flush with landlords looking to offload income properties to their own tenants in a sweetheart deal.
 
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IDanceonTrannyGraves said:
The thought occurs that Rick may be taking a vacation and write it off as a work expenditure. That could be why he's being so silent.
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Gotta have business income to have business deductions, though Uncle Sam usually only gets grumpy with sole proprietors after they've filed a Schedule C with three years in a row of losses.

Probably this has been posted before, but I hadn't seen it. Will take my clocks as necessary.
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The thought of being a Patrick Tomlinson who is not "our" Patrick Tomlinson is oddly disturbing, somehow. The poor man.
 
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Haven't checked the thread in a long time but that 18 hour radio silence made me very curious indeed.
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Anyone who uses that fucking spoon bullshit deserves the rope. Just say you don't have the energy to do something if you don't want to do a thing with other people.
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Word. It's been a long time since i've seen anyone using it and it still manages to infuriate me to no end. I remember all these smug tumblr cunts using it incessantly when it was en vogue first. Terrible "meme", for lack of a better term. Fucking queers.
 
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Smithfield Ham said:
Awesome job. While I'm here, can you also help me find the first three songs in this:
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They're all A.I. songs. I downloaded the first one a long time ago. Here it is:

There were a few days ITT where everyone was making A.I. Patrick songs a while back...I think maybe it was February or March. I assume the ONA boys were also doing the same thing. I don't remember where the "Titty Two Chins" children's choir song came from originally.
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
They're all A.I. songs. I downloaded the first one a long time ago. Here it is:
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There were a few days ITT where everyone was making A.I. Patrick songs a while back...I think maybe it was February or March. I assume the ONA boys were also doing the same thing. I don't remember where the "Titty Two Chins" children's choir song came from originally.
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Ah, that's cool. Hope you can find the other two, or at least tell me which songs they're parodies of. They're really catchy and I don't know them.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Well we got ourselves a ping on threads 8 hours ago, or 1:00am bongland time...
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So he is still breathin and still capable of posting shit on social media....he is just being suspiciously quiet and elusive.

Also note the "ready to go bigger" comment, which while easy to turn into yet another fat joke also suggests he might be thinking of leaving Milwaukee for a bigger city more accepting of porcine-human relations (and porcine-negroid consumption)
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Fatrick is the kind of person who thinks he’s ready to live in an urban big city because he’s smart and oh so cosmopolitan, but the moment he gets jumped by a thief or cussed out by someone for walking too slowly on the sidewalk, he’ll be squealing all the way back to Milwaukee with his tail between his chunky thighs.
 
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This particular tweet with Trevor's reply deserves a better highlight imo: (A)

- I can't decide that Pat is a transphobe or misogynist for making a "tampon joke in the boys restroom" or he genuinely believe this would help stop wound bleeding.

- Trevor sounds like an anti-gun guy, doesn't he know that Rick is a die hard gun enthusiast?
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Drama Trauma said:
This particular tweet with Trevor's reply deserves a better highlight imo: (A)

- I can't decide that Pat is a transphobe or misogynist for making a "tampon joke in the boys restroom" or he genuinely believe this would help stop wound bleeding.
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Remember the basketball needle story? He absolutely believes it would make sense. This post was undoubtedly his idea of turning criticism of the retardation around into a weird "gotcha"
 
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TV's Adam West said:
I can't believe Pat got stabbed by a Sugondese immigrant.
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I'm Sugondese and would love to stab him right in his fucking eyes, as we Sugondese do.
But, I'm also a farmer and not in Glascow, so I can't. Can't bring bad luck to the village by pozzing negholes either.
It's a conundrum.
 
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Smithfield Ham said:
Ah, that's cool. Hope you can find the other two, or at least tell me which songs they're parodies of. They're really catchy and I don't know them.
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here you go





They are not parodies of any song and there is no extended version of them. Some funsters literally just typed some words into an AI generator website and it spat these out.
There's a bunch more on this thread
 
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Drama Trauma said:
I can't decide that Pat is a transphobe or misogynist for making a "tampon joke in the boys restroom" or he genuinely believe this would help stop wound bleeding.
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I think he genuinely believes it. It's been fuddlore on the internet, for decades at this point, that tampons can be inserted into a bulletwound to stop the bleeding.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
This particular tweet with Trevor's reply deserves a better highlight imo: (A)

- I can't decide that Pat is a transphobe or misogynist for making a "tampon joke in the boys restroom" or he genuinely believe this would help stop wound bleeding.

- Trevor sounds like an anti-gun guy, doesn't he know that Rick is a die hard gun enthusiast?
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*Firearms/nudity enthusiast
 
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