Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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It can't be understated how the years have completely ravaged his body as he lets being low-IQ consume him. Now imagine letting some dumb shit online reduce your life expectancy by decades while giving the masses entertainment for not only nothing but at his expense.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I suspect that we could identify when he “switched” to this outfit style, probably had a $5 consultation with an image specialist after his first book or similar - and now slavishly follows whatever the advice was, ten years and ten sizes ago.

 

[Judge Holden]

I maintain that my sense of humour has devolved to sub-caveman levels since I started seriously paying attention to fatrick.

How the fuck can one single word and one endlessly repeated empty threat cause me to laugh like a nigger at a funeral like this?

EDIT: Lord have mercy hes mid NOCHILD session right this minute


DOUBLE EDIT: Fuck my ass and call me Clarabelle, I want this screencap as a tramp stamp

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

This reeks of mid 90s middle school kid with undiagnosed Asperger's and painfully unfounded ideas of his own importance and potential popularity trying to affect what he views as a "cool" persona in order to avoid being physically crowbarred into a locker for the fifth time that morning

Damn this one hits. Rick displays signs of someone who was not bullied enough by his peers. He was 100% the class tattletale with how behaves online. Wasn't Mama Raven the school guidance counselor or some such shit? If anyone was mean to sweet little Ricky, he would go straight to mama.

He expects cops to go around picking up his shitty yard furniture and arresting people for calling him fat. You nailed it. This guy thinks it's still middle school where he can tell a teacher that someone called him a pudgy bitch and they'll get detention. This faggotry should have been bullied out of him 30+ years ago but wasn't.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I suspect that we could identify when he “switched” to this outfit style, probably had a $5 consultation with an image specialist after his first book or similar - and now slavishly follows whatever the advice was, ten years and ten sizes ago.

I may be wrong, but I think the pests traced it to the aftermath of the Lappening.

 

[Baco Tell]

DOUBLE EDIT: Fuck my ass and call me Clarabelle, I want this screencap as a tramp stamp
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#DLTIW

But jfc, how is Fat even a real person? He's so predictable but somehow still manages to surprise me with how fucking insufferably stupid he is.

Sometimes I wonder if (hope) the theory that he's doing this as the most committed comedic bit in history actually has some merit, because the alternative makes me lose faith in humanity.

 

[An automatic clown]

This reeks of mid 90s middle school kid with undiagnosed Asperger's and painfully unfounded ideas of his own importance and potential popularity trying to affect what he views as a "cool" persona in order to avoid being physically crowbarred into a locker for the fifth time that morning

Wrong thrice more, baby child
Patrick's backwards hat is part of his "stealthy" persona. No other actual geek wears their hat backwards. But if you see a guy at a geek convention with their hat backwards, it really is surprising and thus STEALTHY

 

[Post Reply]

The last thing a black family sees before the door is kicked in and they're dragged kicking and screaming back to the pepperoni basement.

The next day, Patrick showed up to the local Goodwill with some suspiciously smoke-scented sets of clothing to donate. Even repeated washing was not enough to remove the smell. The employees are starting to feel uneasy during his weekly visits to the dropoff lane.

 

[Judge Holden]

Wrong thrice more, baby child
Patrick's backwards hat is part of his "stealthy" persona. No other actual geek wears their hat backwards. But if you see a guy at a geek convention with their hat backwards, it really is surprising and thus STEALTHY

Honestly as much as this answer to the question physically hurts me due to cringe, its *far* better than an alternative reason I found when googling "90s characters with backwards hats"....

If I found out this all stems from literal convergent evolution with CWC due to pokemon autism I would straight up start sacrificing hitchhikers to appease the dimensional merge godhead

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

you'd have a point normally but this is europe. like patrick they're the planet's underachieving, loser cousin with bitch tits that you let sleep on your couch because you feel bad for him. and instead of getting a job or at least doing chores around the house, he just belligerently lectures you that he's doing great and you should be more like him

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tl;dr europe is a serious continent the way fatrick is a serious author. maybe he should move there

Completely off-topic sperging but I'd sacrifice every single person on the boards of Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, Google, and Meta and liquidate every single asset owned by every one of them if I had the chance

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

But if you see a guy at a geek convention with their hat backwards, it really is surprising and thus STEALTHY

Maybe the backwards cap is a signal to other queer doughy fat men that he will suck you off through a glory hole in the convention center restroom. That's really stealthy.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He expects cops to go around picking up his shitty yard furniture and arresting people for calling him fat. You nailed it. This guy thinks it's still middle school where he can tell a teacher that someone called him a pudgy bitch and they'll get detention. This faggotry should have been bullied out of him 30+ years ago but wasn't.

I have a few personal cows I love that always give me joy because of their consistency.

And I think fatrick and greer are more similar than they seem at first level. Greer, I feel is actually more intelligent than fats, even if fats is somewhat more "suck Cess full".

• Both are weirdly sex-obsessed pests with no understanding of human interaction
• Both were obviously coddled by the entire system until the age of 18, permanently ruining any chance of salvation
• Both are weirdly legalistic and attempt to turn the cops and courts into mommy and the school
• Both think themselves to be artists of a sort
• Both are terminally online, finding that a controllable safe-space and hugbox
• Both have a grossly inflated sense of self-importance
• Both have absolutely zero confidence in real life

Amusingly, I think I have to come down solidly on team Greer for legal acumen - Greer has lost a ton of cases but never to the tune of $85k, and his pro-se filings are better than fats pro-se.

They should team up!

Maybe the backwards cap is a signal to other queer doughy fat men that he will suck you off through a glory hole in the convention center restroom. That's really stealthy.

I think that a serious study of fatrick and all that he does from the viewpoint that every single thing he does publicly is (attempted) coded homosexual communications would bear much fruit. Like him, he's a fruit. Even "enjoy prison, stalked child" is probably a desperate plea for the Judge to appear.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

how is Fat even a real person

these type of people exist everywhere if you look hard enough, especially in urban areas. Puffed up alcoholic midwits that delusions of grandeur. The internet and the dopamine feedback just makes its more apparent/wacky for our amusement.

 

[Caverlock]

 

[Judge Holden]

Nipples protruding--Very very disrespectful

Also lick my taint and call me Cecil, his face is downright bulbous

 

[RussianParasite]

She looks like the fusion of a hornless swamp ogre and a pigwoman at the same time

I have made a discovery thanks to this latest conference research by OnA.

It is a well established fact that Patrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits. This is settled science, stalker.

However, looking at Nikki, it has occurred to me that she too is a a FFWBT.

My evidence.

Fat: she has obviously gained weight based on these latest photos. Not just a little bit either. Very gross.

Faggot: she is a lesbian and was involved in a thruple at some point. Not straight, very gay. A faggot.

Bitch tits: this is self evident. She is a bitch and has tits. Even if smaller than Patrick’s

What does this mean for humanity? A FFWBT married to another FFWBT may have implications we can only begin to wrap our heads around. I will be submitting my findings to every peer-reviewed scientific journal I can think of. This discovery will not be kept away from the public by the jews.

 

[Cactuar King]

#DLTIW

But jfc, how is Fat even a real person? He's so predictable but somehow still manages to surprise me with how fucking insufferably stupid he is.

Sometimes I wonder if (hope) the theory that he's doing this as the most committed comedic bit in history actually has some merit, because the alternative makes me lose faith in humanity.

It's okay, Rick's not a human, he's a pig.

 

[McMitch]

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Holy shit he’s so fat he’s forcing an entire other participant out of the photo entirely. That’s some textbook beergut there, and is only emphasized by the fact that he’s 5’06” at the tallest.
I bet Fatrick’s doctor tells him to open his mouth and say “Oink.”

 

[Booby Jones]

I have made a discovery thanks to this latest conference research by OnA.

It is a well established fact that Patrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits. This is settled science, stalker.

However, looking at Nikki, it has occurred to me that she too is a a FFWBT.

My evidence.

Fat: she has obviously gained weight based on these latest photos. Not just a little bit either. Very gross.

Faggot: she is a lesbian and was involved in a thruple at some point. Not straight, very gay. A faggot.

Bitch tits: this is self evident. She is a bitch and has tits. Even if smaller than Patrick’s

What does this mean for humanity? A FFWBT married to another FFWBT may have implications we can only begin to wrap our heads around. I will be submitting my findings to every peer-reviewed scientific journal I can think of. This discovery will not be kept away from the public by the jews.

A few Wisconsin summer pounds is not weight gain and it never was, stalker. They'll be gone by marathon season, child.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Go FARK YOURSELF