Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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So Patrick has already vowed never to pay but now that IT IS SO ORDERED what happens next I wonder? Quasi could turn the screws and pursue it in Wisconsin court, but he would just rack up more costs for himself. He could also just let it go knowing that the ruling was a massive narc wound to Patrick's ego. But his lawyer will still want that $23,739.25 right down to that fucking quarter, so that doesn't seem likely. And least likely of all, but you never know, is that Fatrick and the SFWA actually pay up.

Others have speculated that Patty is going to refile for next year but just skip going after Quasi and go right for the John Does. He really thought Quasi was like fucking Dracula and knew who all the other vampires were.
The SFWA would be a lot easier to make cough up the money since they're a 501c3 organization but odds are good they're just going to back away from this and leave this fat child on the hook. A lot of states have limitations as to what sort of shit courts can do to individuals to make pay up like for instance in some states, the courts can't seize the primary home and vehicle. Pat doesn't have a job since no one buys his books so his non-existant wages can't be garnished either.

But Pat's still kinda fucked since a 24K judgement will fuck his credit score harder than his wife fuck his anus. I mean I think he already has shit credit given his lack of income and shitty lifestyle but it just got even worse since 24K is a lot of donuts, overpriced whiskey at Hooligans, and greasy hotdogs at Brewers games. It'll hang over his head the rest of his life until he gets that last heart attack.
Depends on how much they put into it and if they have a maximum of what you can borrow from it. The old Comics Code Authority funds were never that much and were limited on how much you could use from it. Both organizations are set up very similarly. With only 1300 members you're not going to bring in a lot of money every year and still hope to pay off everything. That's why they beg for money for the legal funds separately.
Most of the SFWA consists of authors on the success level of Pat. Their books simply don't sell and instead of honing their craft as writers or promoting their books they spend most of their day on Twitter circle-jerking their way to get deeper into the SFWA clique via politisperging and simping.
 
But Pat's still kinda fucked since a 24K judgement will fuck his credit score harder than his wife fuck his anus.
Yeah, this is the best case scenario for everyone involved (especially us). Quasi should find a collections agency in Wisconsin willing to pursue the debt for a percentage off the top, which should be pretty damn easy.

Honesty nothing would be funnier to me than creditors hounding him every single day and being unable to do anything with his credit because there’s a fat lien on it that he can’t wipe without bankruptcy or something similar. Just desserts and all that
 
Pat doesn't have a job since no one buys his books so his non-existant wages can't be garnished either.
They can levy on the marital property. Since the judgment is solely against just Pat, they can't garnish the wages of the spouse, but the marital estate is liable for the debts of both spouses. They can levy on any joint bank accounts, for instance.
Yeah, this is the best case scenario for everyone involved (especially us). Quasi should find a collections agency in Wisconsin willing to pursue the debt for a percentage off the top, which should be pretty damn easy.
He might have to dox himself to do that, although it's possible he could somehow assign the interest to his lawyer and let the lawyer deal with the rest.
 
They can levy on the marital property. Since the judgment is solely against just Pat, they can't garnish the wages of the spouse, but the marital estate is liable for the debts of both spouses. They can levy on any joint bank accounts, for instance.

He might have to dox himself to do that, although it's possible he could somehow assign the interest to his lawyer and let the lawyer deal with the rest.
Rick maybe wanting to see if he can get Quisi's name that way since he'll need a name to pay to but you should be able to set up everything so that the lawyer gets the money.
 
Rick maybe wanting to see if he can get Quisi's name that way since he'll need a name to pay to but you should be able to set up everything so that the lawyer gets the money.
Worst case, Fat Rick has put himself behind the eight ball in that if he ever does manage to dox Quasi, Quasi then has no reason whatsoever not to slam him with the full judgment.
 
if the debt is given to a collection agency, wouldn't it also be the agency's responsibility for when pat tries to contest it in court? seems certain rick will make it as slow and expensive as possible. how much of those court costs are absorbed by the agency?
 
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if the debt is given to a collection agency, wouldn't it also be the agency's responsibility for when pat tries to contest it in court? seems certain rick will make it as slow and expensive as possible. how much of those court costs are absorbed by the agency?
I don't know about USA (I suspect it's about the same) but in my country, if the collection agency has to cover their lawyer expenses - it gets added to the bill. So instead of 24k, you might as well be looking at double that. Don't take it for certain though. ETA their lawyers don't fuck around, either. They are after money, and they'll do whatever it takes to get it.
 
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if the debt is given to a collection agency, wouldn't it also be the agency's responsibility for when pat tries to contest it in court? seems certain rick will make it as slow and expensive as possible. how much of those court costs are absorbed by the agency?
Debts can also be forgiven so it's best not to go that route and instead just go through the government.

I wouldn't even rape his books
Well that's good. I don't think paper cuts and the potential of a fire after dry humping them would a good idea.
 
if the debt is given to a collection agency, wouldn't it also be the agency's responsibility for when pat tries to contest it in court? seems certain rick will make it as slow and expensive as possible. how much of those court costs are absorbed by the agency?
Nah, the agency is just assigned to collect and enforce the judgement, so their only legal action would be to file the out of state judgement legally in Wisconsin court (basically doing what Quasi could do himself if he wanted to). Depending upon the agency their cut would include going through the motions of making the judgement enforceable.

It isn't even contestable by Fat in court anyway, because in order to do so he'd have to relitigate the whole thing... the court would allow him time to file an answer to the summons and complaint RE: the judgement but all that would do is delay the inevitable, since he can't contest the validity of the judgement itself. If he tried the agency would just say "here you go Your Honor, one out of state judgement related to XYZ case". As agents to the principle they can't be held liable while pursuing their duties, similarly to how Quasi's lawyer can't be sued for beating Fat's lawyer up and down the block this week, so Fat is stuck if he doesn't appeal this.

It is much easier to just put the collections calls on ignore when you receive them, throw away all the mailings when you get them and have the wife use her credit for everything, every single non-cash purchase imaginable, because anything or anyone that runs his credit would see this huge glaring mark against it with notes from the agency informing them of missed payments, accrued interest and the length and breadth of the judgement itself.

Of course he could also file for bankruptcy, which would negatively affect his wife's credit if they have any joint debts together. That might honestly be the funniest option because it would require a lot of disclosure of just how little he makes and how worthless he truly is.
 
The most fascinating aspect of this autistic back and forth is how it's going to end. It's like the irresistible force (Patrick's will) meets the immovable object (ONA fanbase). Neither side is going to back down.

Patrick is nothing if not stubborn. He's spent $100K+ of somebody else's money, owes quasi $24K, has achieved nothing with his lawsuit and STILL won't back down. He's still fucking arguing right now with his Twitter "stalkers". You almost have to admire how insane he is at this point.

On the other hand - you've got Dr Owen A Forms. The fact that they still exist at all is astonishing in itself. OnA ended in 2014. For a long time, the remnants of its fanbase survived on the scraps of entertainment that the pathetic ex members of that show provided. However, that dried up years ago. At this point, a fat autistic man from Milwaukee with delusions of grandeur is solely throwing logs on the fire of that autistic bonfire.

My point is that Pat S Tomlinson is severely autistic, likely cheated in at least one marathon and by all accounts, is fat.

Goodnight and God bless.
 
The most fascinating aspect of this autistic back and forth is how it's going to end. It's like the irresistible force (Patrick's will) meets the immovable object (ONA fanbase). Neither side is going to back down.

Patrick is nothing if not stubborn. He's spent $100K+ of somebody else's money, owes quasi $24K, has achieved nothing with his lawsuit and STILL won't back down. He's still fucking arguing right now with his Twitter "stalkers". You almost have to admire how insane he is at this point.

On the other hand - you've got Dr Owen A Forms. The fact that they still exist at all is astonishing in itself. OnA ended in 2014. For a long time, the remnants of its fanbase survived on the scraps of entertainment that the pathetic ex members of that show provided. However, that dried up years ago. At this point, a fat autistic man from Milwaukee with delusions of grandeur is solely throwing logs on the fire of that autistic bonfire.

My point is that Pat S Tomlinson is severely autistic, likely cheated in at least one marathon and by all accounts, is fat.

Goodnight and God bless.
I really wonder how things would have turned out without this blob's intervention. The way Reddit has developed the O&A board would have gotten axed eventually, but it's debatable what they'd even be doing at this point. Even Joe eventually managed to learn how to stop feeding the trolls and giving them content. Would they just be tepidly following whatever scraps of content Who Are These Podcasts milks from ancient dinosaur radio rivalries? Would they have completely moved on to other shows like Cumtown and started trolling those hosts instead? It's hilarious that Patrick probably completely revitalized them in giving them something new to do.
 
I just got done watching the court hearing. Kino of the highest magnitude, it's kind of appalling this hasn't been featured yet, this quality content must be shared with everyone.
There's just nothing comparable to watching grown adults with important responsibilities forcibly having to tend to elementary school squabbles between retards. It's like watching an university professor forced to do a lecture on who's the best waifu of a retarded anime, at gunpoint.

Also:
"You're dead wrong about that". :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story:
 
Me neither. What's more I wouldn't let him stay in the closet and watch while I have sex with some slender and attractive person.
Given what he sounds like and how much he insists he's 100% heterosexual male he wouldn't be interested in women so I hope that attractive person is male.
 
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