Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Doctor Placebo said:
>"Officers, this stalker from twitter keeps texting me, even though I told him it's illegal!"
>"Deep sigh. Pat, we told you never to call this number again unless it's real emergency. Your phone has a block function. I suggest you look up how to use it on Google. Next time you call for something like this, I swear to God I'll slap you with another fine."
>*Click*
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After the call, he goes on Twitter to complain about the police not taking him seriously.
 
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What's that song Piggy wrote, "I'm an Oopsie Doodle Dandy." George M. Cohen of course ripped off Piggy with his version, "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy"
♪♪♪I'm the kid that eats all the candy,
I'm an oopsie doodle Dandy,
I'm glad I am,
So's Uncle Spam.
I'm a real live oopsie doodle,
Made my name and fame and boodle,
Just like Mister Doodle, by eating a little pony.
I love to thirst after the tranny strain,
I long to see the girl who left ol' fat me;
for Pringle Can John,
She's a bitch I'd fart upon.
Oh, say can you see,
Anything about an Oopsie that's not a phony?♪♪♪
Chorus
♫♪♫I'm an Oopsie Doodle Dandy,
An Oopsie Doodle, do or die;
A real live writer of sci-fi spam,
Born on the Fourth of July.
I've got an Oopsie Doodle sweetheart,
Nikki's my Oopsie Doodle joy.
Oopsie Doodle went to Dachau, just to take some selfies;
I am the Oopsie Doodle Boy.♫♪♫
No Booleez pls 10,000 hours in Word.

If you sing it fatly, it scans perfectly. Fatly, child, the key is sing fatly.
 
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Putin is losing by winning, child.

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All truckers are Russian, child.

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LOL

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No Russian soldier will obey Putin, according to our dimwitted piglet:

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Another declaration of victory from General Fatton:

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Ukrainians are downing drones with jars of pickles. Imagine how much of a dimwit you have to be to believe this nonsense.

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Show your work

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"Bow it started"

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Save the Loli said:
Did you get your knowledge of nuclear warfare and physics from Pat or something? Antimatter manufacturing is obscenely difficult, like 1 joule of antimatter per 50,000 joules of energy would be a very efficient conversion rate. At that rate, you would need almost the entire energy consumption of the United States to produce quantities of antimatter (in the range of 0.1-10 grams) that produce a nuclear-sized explosion. And then you need to figure out a way to store and move that around. It's impossible to store that much antimatter with the tech we have now because antimatter is so fragile that you'd need an incredible magnetic field to keep the particles hovering in place, far stronger than current Penning traps (only known way to store antimatter) allow.

Sorry, I'm not buying it.

BTW, suitcase nukes only have a 0.02 kiloton yield, it blows up a city block or two and spreads a bunch of radiation. Shitty, but not city-destroying bad, unless you detonate it next to Pat and it spreads blobs of fat everywhere like that video of the beached whale being exploded.
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Like literally if Russia had the ability to create something like this....they would be colonizing the solar system right now.
 
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ShinyStar said:
If Putin is totally losing in Ukraine and is about to be forced into accepting whatever surrender terms the rest of the world cooks up for him... ...then doesn't that mean that the world leaders who decided not to enforce a no fly zone over Ukraine were correct in not risking lives and equipment on a task they didn't need to undertake in order to win? And therefore wasn't Fat wrong in screeching that the no fly zone was a moral and strategic imperative?

Wrong, and medically obese, of course.
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Since I like playing Nostradumbass, I seriously think at some point Putin just, apparently out of the blue, offers a peace deal that sounds incredibly generous, as if he's been completely beat, but buried somewhere in it is exactly what he wanted. And the world will be so glad this isn't World War III that nobody will even question it.
 
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AnOminous said:
Since I like playing Nostradumbass, I seriously think at some point Putin just, apparently out of the blue, offers a peace deal that sounds incredibly generous, as if he's been completely beat, but buried somewhere in it is exactly what he wanted. And the world will be so glad this isn't World War III that nobody will even question it.
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That is not how borscht works, liTTle one.

The gulag awaits, traitor child.
 
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AnOminous said:
Since I like playing Nostradumbass, I seriously think at some point Putin just, apparently out of the blue, offers a peace deal that sounds incredibly generous, as if he's been completely beat, but buried somewhere in it is exactly what he wanted. And the world will be so glad this isn't World War III that nobody will even question it.
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My uneducated prediction is that he might want to partition the country so it feels like a W for the west.

I think his goals are a land route to Crimea and Donbass + Kiev as Russian soil, and maybe a land route to Moldova. Leaving Lviv and the outlying oblasts as a rump state might be worth the trade if it means an easy and quick surrender from Zelensky's government.

Any retard on the internet can make these prognostications though. The only difference between his opinion and mine is 200 lbs.
 
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Would love to see Rick in a Russian prison. If we still lived in the Soviet era, I'd look forward to his forced tattoos of a mermaid and of the girl getting her dress hooked by fishing line to denote exactly what he is - a rapist and paedophile. I mean, probably. The eyes tattooed on his stomach would likely be voluntary at that point. Slava Ukraini!
 
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