Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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So one of the stalkers on onaforums watched a video on sculpting with oven-baked clay, thought "I could do that", and one week later...

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Case in point about Patrick’s writing. I decided I haven’t suffered enough and looked at starting the second book in his series Starship Repo. it wasn’t until chapter 2 of THE SEQUEL OF THE BOOK I JUST READ that I learned the alien species that were main protagonists had beaks. Did I just tard out and miss this detail in Gate Crashers? Nope I checked and the word beak is never mentioned there. What the fuck Pat?
 
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Jackie Puppet said:
it may be a different book than you read. But in one of his turds he wrote about how the super diverse space friends crew was going in to an unexplored cave or something and one of the characters was going to stay back at the space ship for reasons. After a few pages Fatso forgot that he had left the character back at the ship and they were suddenly back in the group with no explanation. Also, if you really want to test your sanity, try reading the one where instead of he/him & she/her gender pronouns he uses Xim/Xer throughout the entire torture fest.
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I also noticed this in Gate Crashers but it wasn’t a cave they were going to meet the Space Congress and the pilot stayed behind in the shuttle then suddenly appeared with the group gawking at how uber amazing the space congress place was (it was basically some kind of space elevator connecting two planets and keeping them from crashing into each other with SCIENCE.)
 
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I want to add one last thing about Starship Repo and I’m done with this shit forever. @ShinyStar has done a more detailed breakdown but having read Gate Crashers I have some context to some of the things that Shiny didn’t get because they weren’t dumb enough to read it.
Shiny talks about how the MC makes the aliens around her dumber because she does baffling dumb shit all the time and it still works. This is also shown in Gate Crashers where the BIG BAD EVIL WARRIOR RACE coming to kick Earth’s ass turn out to be idiots who don’t have any squad tactics for fighting, who fall for a dumb trick where the humans get the evil alien captain to kill himself with a flashlight that doubles as a laser, and their big conspiracy to destroy Earth is thwarted because aliens never figured out quantum entanglement.
So yes despite alien society actively watching human shows for centuries and adopting human language partially, they still fall for shell games and despite being able to stop two worlds from destroying each other with some kind if mega space elevator are baffled humans have instant communication. Because aliens are dumb. Hell the aliens who get her to join their crew do it by fooling her into scam car theft but are too dumb to realize their competitors keep beating them to spaceships to repo because they own the docks. Never occurs to this crack team.
And the space ships are named funny zany pun names like Space for Rant and Goes Where I’m Towed.
And Pat LOVES aliens pooping on people because he does the same joke in BOTH BOOKS where unsuspecting victims get shat on.
Hack doesn’t even cover it.
 
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Jackie Puppet said:
Fucking ribs. Can you post those pics where someone photoshopped clayface Pat onto a bunch of his pictures and then texted them to him? Between this, the knitted Patrick Dollinson & Pals, and multitude of drawings there could be a legitimate Fatrick S. Blobinson Art Exhibit. I hope someone on there is working on a giant paper mache Fatrick piñata.
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The photoshops in
https://new.onaforums.net/threads/my-latest-creation-the-shithead.6042/
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If you're wondering why I posted four images of the same tweet, I didn't. Pat tweeted the same outrage tweet out FOUR times in an effort to go viral again. His twitter continues to bleed followers and he is losing his mind as a result. Every single one of his tweets about the news today were tweeted at least twice.

Here's another one, just one word.

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Here he is auditioning to be a 'Social Media editor' for CNN.

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As someone who follows his twitter I noticed that Pat's actions seem a lot more desperate than usual. Makes me wonder if his wife is pressuring him to actually get a job.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Almost a day later, and he tries to get the Nestor joke to go viral, AGAIN. Try number five, for those keeping count.

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Here's another joke he's tweeted out multiple times.

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Is Pat so blindingly arrogant he doesn't realise all his tweets are public and everyone can see him tweeting the same bad joke over and over? Or is he so blindingly arrogant he thinks a thing of beauty is a joy forever and so his joke can only get funnier on repeat viewings?
ImportantOpinions said:
So one of the stalkers on onaforums watched a video on sculpting with oven-baked clay, thought "I could do that", and one week later...

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Dare I ask where the very real and very pubic-looking hair came from?
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Is Pat so blindingly arrogant he doesn't realise all his tweets are public and everyone can see him tweeting the same bad joke over and over? Or is he so blindingly arrogant he thinks a thing of beauty is a joy forever and so his joke can only get funnier on repeat viewings?

Dare I ask where the very real and very pubic-looking hair came from?
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On the ONA forums the person who made it says they used dyed wool. I'm not buying it. ETA that they named their work "The Shit Head"
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I don't think Rick is especially stupid, he's just a typical average IQ person who has been told by their mommy and people around him that he was special and that his opinions mattered all of his life. Basically he either never got the bitchslap of a reality check that most of us get that reminds us we're not special and nobody cares what we think. Or he did and his dear mommy helped him 'work' through it and come out the other side still thinking he's a very special boy. I'm going with the latter considering how furious he got when Josiah asked him about his school teachers, who probably told him to sit down and shut the fuck up, trying to take the wind out of that sail, probably for his own good.

There's nothing congenitally wrong with him as far as I'm concerned which is part of what makes him so pathetic and hilarious. There's nothing stopping this guy from working a normal ass job and living a normal ass life other than his own unhealthy and unjustified ego. That and the alcoholism which is probably collinear, as if there's a part of him that knows he's a fraud, his entire 'literary' lifestyle is a bad joke and he'd have made more money, had less stress and had a more consistent income from wagecucking and keeping his writing as a healthy hobby instead of a failed career. He could shut the fuck up, stop engaging and get a normal ass job tomorrow and this thread would die within a week or two, but he'll never do it.
 
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ImportantOpinions said:
Wrong, child. Patrick knows exactly what self-defense is. If someone he doesn't know comes onto his property and rings his doorbell, Patrick has every right to immediately shoot them in the head with one of his guns. He will then call the police who will subsequently arrest the corpse.

He has seriously threatened internet trolls with this exact scenario. I'm not exaggerating or making anything up, this is how he thinks self-defense works.
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He's the kind of absolute fucking idiot who ends up in a news story every year or so where someone shoots a Girl Scout trying to sell them cookies and claims self-defense because he's a trigger-happy moron.
Mr Moonface said:
This is a guy who tries to lecture men on not approaching women in pubic, what a creep.
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Does this fat tub of shit not realize Twitter is public? So that when he's perving on women on Twitter, he's perving on women in public?

No of course not because this man is literally retarded.
Mr Moonface said:
To show that he's not an 'abject coward' Pat starts to hide the guys tweets and snipe at him from behind a block. What a brave boy our piglet is!
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And there he goes "child"ing again. Who told him this looked good? I think most people see this and think "wow, this guy is a pedophile, this guy is a child molester."
 
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