Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mr Moonface]

I got some bad news for any woman who isn't a complete simp for serial rapist Joe Biden, Pat will NEVER date you.

Great Sage Patrick S. Tomlinson - "Why do hate women?" (Calls himself a writer btw).

More wisdom from our piglet.

 

[James done did it]

He's still totally a conservative though, child. CNN should hire him to be the token conservative commentator who actually agrees with everything the left says he just engages in performative masculinity, part of which is pretending to lift weights and pretending to be a conservative.

 

[break these cuffs]

He's still totally a conservative though, child. CNN should hire him to be the token conservative commentator who actually agrees with everything the left says he just engages in performative masculinity, part of which is pretending to lift weights and pretending to be a conservative.

Fat isn't physically capable of of doing that. He'd die of either a heart attack or monstrous cum explosion if he were ever asked. That of course assumes he manages to ever become relevant to anyone besides OnA forum and us.

 

[KingOfGains]

Not sure if any legitimate trainer recommends tacos and liquor after a lifting session, but then again I'm not an expert. His computer is also at the bar, because of course it is.

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What fucking protein? Where?? There is not even an ounce of meat on that fucking tiny thing. And seeing as it's in a bar setting, I'll bet my left nut he overpaid for those things. I can canbget healthier and protein loaded street tacos from the truck down the street and end up paying 10 follow for like 20 of them.

No wonder this fucker is poor and fat.

 

[thismanlies]

What fucking protein? Where?? There is not even an ounce of meat on that fucking tiny thing. And seeing as it's in a bar setting, I'll bet my left nut he overpaid for those things. I can canbget healthier and protein loaded street tacos from the truck down the street and end up paying 10 follow for like 20 of them.

No wonder this fucker is poor and fat.

Now that you mention it, he's probably getting more carbs and sour cream than protein. And if he can eat those tiny little tacos and call it a meal, it makes me wonder how bad is alcoholism is.

 

[AnOminous]

Now that you mention it, he's probably getting more carbs and sour cream than protein. And if he can eat those tiny little tacos and call it a meal, it makes me wonder how bad is alcoholism is.

They probably give him these complimentary things just to keep him around vastly overpaying for booze while banging on his laptop keyboard pretending to be a writer. They don't give him enough that he'll start vomiting all over the place or stop drinking.

He thinks this makes him a VIP. He doesn't realize he's just a sucker they tolerate because they get most of his liquid income. In exchange for liquids containing alcohol.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

No they love him! He is a regular! A mainstay of their establishment that helps bring in traffic and show the public who they want as customers!

 

[Mr Moonface]

Onlyfans saga coming?

Pat mentions the 'book publishers relying on social media too much' article that I linked here yesterday, proceeds to go on a twenty tweet spergathon about how it shouldn't be all up to him to market his own books. The following two tweets pretty much sums it up.

He also mentions how he probably should stop droning on about politics and promote his own stuff more, but then does this less than one hour later:

Realizing that he's going against his own advice, Pat posts this to explain it away.

The rest of his night was him tweeting about one of his cats.

 

[AprilRains]

"our preview"

Not only is that not how "preview" is spelled, that's not even the right word. He wanted "purview".

Professional author, folks.

 

[Caverlock]

It cracks me up that Rick acknowledges he was diagnosed with ADHD, but he has a some super special kind that just makes him amazingly intrepid and daring. An explorer who can't be contained by wage-slave cubicles.

That's why you've started six novels and three screenplays in the last four years and finished zero.

Be sure to add several background conversations and other ambient noise, bright colors and glossy surfaces, 10 big-screens, and plenty of booze to help your productivity.

 

[BruceyBoy]

Fatricks ego would not allow him to self market his shit. Just another dumb move on his part as this actually works for small/indie writers.

TMI, but the wife runs a couple of discord servers for promoting some self published writers, think women writing supernatural Fabio novels, spiritual successors to that twilight lady.
They do book clubs and author q&a sessions and a ton or merch/swag giveaways. When the writers are this small they need to do whatever they can and tbh a lot of them actually make ok money.

But as mentioned fat pats ego is too big to allow him to debase himself so

 

[Oliver Onions]

Not sure if any legitimate trainer recommends tacos and liquor after a lifting session, but then again I'm not an expert. His computer is also at the bar, because of course it is.

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0/10 needs more superfluous hamburger buns.

Here it sounds like Pat is bashing his publisher for not marketing his books more? Tweeted twice so it can go viral (it doesn't).

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"The important thing is, why are people talking about this person."

For a normal person this might prompt an epiphany where they realise the only reason anybody knows who they are is because they act like a complete spastic on the internet. For sigma mindset Rick, though? Just another vector to whine about how he carries the weight of the world on his svelte, feminine shoulders.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

The other is some comedian who it was recently discovered works on the Red Bar show which is exactly the type of show to make fun of Patrick. I'd actually love to see that shit, Red Bar bringing up Patrick to that guy and asking him about what a massive fucking faggot he is.

Okay, THIS is something we need evidence of. One of Fat's best negro friends works for Mike David, who trolls internet personalities for eight hours at a drunken clip. That wouldn't reflect well on a certain obese Milwaukeean (Patrick S. Tomlinson is whom I'm referring to).

 

[Force and Character]

Onlyfans saga coming?

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For a moment I thought this was one of the parody accounts at work. Is he really so deluded about his physique that he thinks this is a funny joke rather than fuel for nightmares? I sure as hell didn't need the mental image of an obese man wallowing in the nude, although on the other hand seeing Pat burn himself with glue would actually be a nice incentive.

 

[Caverlock]

Ah, Kelly L. Williams. I knew I recognized that name. Pig was trying to get his one black friend to talk him out of going downtown and causing a MOTHAFUCKIN' RUCKUS and becoming a martyr...of course, Pig would still end up just lying on his couch drinking booze and playing video games all day waiting for a more comfortably White march to take place in Milwaukee (40% Black) over a week later.


(A, L)


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[Akashic Retard]

The other is some comedian who it was recently discovered works on the Red Bar show which is exactly the type of show to make fun of Patrick. I'd actually love to see that shit, Red Bar bringing up Patrick to that guy and asking him about what a massive fucking faggot he is.

I pray every day that Mike David discovers Patrick. He tends to stay away from the litigious though.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Fatricks ego would not allow him to self market his shit. Just another dumb move on his part as this actually works for small/indie writers.

This is why self-promotion lets indie writers outsell writers signed to big publishing companies like Pat was. I recall reading somewhere that for science fiction/fantasy, that once you scroll past the licensed Star Wars/Warhammer stuff, dead people, and a select few modern authors, most all the bestsellers in recent years are self-published and regularly outsell whatever the fuck is in the Hugo Awards.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

I think that's a womanly "God I'm fat", not a masculine acknowledgement of his weight problems.

Meant to be playful and elicit "oh no, you look great!" responses. You know the game, when your in-shape wife/girlfriend tries on a pair of tight jeans and asks if she looks fat in this, oh no sweetie, you look beautiful.

His ego would never allow him to say that honestly. He thinks he's a hot girl who can post "feeling ugly today " and get hundreds of simps to scream at him that he is perfect in every single way.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Presented without comment

 

[r00]

Credit to OnA user Brian_Gilgore for finding this.
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A rare pinch of self awareness from Pat. Of course he ruined it by being an oblivious retard and inadvertently throwing shade on the other poor fatty who had the misfortune of being pulled into his orbit. What a fucking mong.