Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pat is reacting to the Maxwell guilty verdict:

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All of those are different tweets of him spamming the same image. He's been buying followers every day since Christmas and is so pathetically desperate to go viral.
 
One of my favorite ways the O&A board people used to troll Opie was by taking the shitty memes that he was desperately trying to make go viral, stripping the opieraqio watermark from them, and actually managing to make their versions go viral as fuck by spamming them to enough meme accounts. I hope one of their troll black ops manages to get his dumb stolen tweet to go viral on a Cyberstalker and imposter™ account.
 
When is Pat going to eat a ban for looking like a bot account with all the constant spamming?
Maybe Twitter are afraid of copping manslaughter charges when he necks himself because Twitter was the only thing that gave his life meaning.

OR they just enjoy laughing at Pig Tits impotent desperation as much as we do.
 
Does anyone here have an archived version of Patrick's meltdown with Josiah Munoz on tape #5 of Apostlegate that they can post in the featured Lolcow awards thread? It's definitely a candidate for "Meltdown of the year". I already saw someone nominate it, but this is an excellent chance to get more people on here to listen to it and hopefully become Pat posters in 2022.

@Oliver Onions do you still have that Eurythmics feat. Fatrick song that you made? That might be a better way to hook people in to actually listening to his entire 30 minute spergout.
 
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Does anyone here have an archived version of Patrick's meltdown with Josiah Munoz on tape #5 of Apostlegate that they can post in the featured Lolcow awards thread? It's definitely a candidate for "Meltdown of the year". I already saw someone nominate it, but this is an excellent chance to get more people on here to listen to it and hopefully become Pat posters in 2022.

@Oliver Onions do you still have that Eurythmics feat. Fatrick song that you made? That might be a better way to hook people in to actually listening to his entire 30 minute spergout.
 
@Oliver Onions do you still have that Eurythmics feat. Fatrick song that you made? That might be a better way to hook people in to actually listening to his entire 30 minute spergout.

I still have the video version too if you'd prefer that, but my tin-can internet takes a lifetime to upload shit.
 
So Patrick's new ploy to get his blue checkmark back is to spam @Twittersafety with pictures of all the offensive versions of his name the imposter child's have come up with for different accounts, with names like Nigger Niggerlinson and Faggot S Faggotlinson, and asking them why they would even allow such vulgar names on their site?!
 
So Patrick's new ploy to get his blue checkmark back is to spam @Twittersafety with pictures of all the offensive versions of his name the imposter child's have come up with for different accounts, with names like Nigger Niggerlinson and Faggot S Faggotlinson, and asking them why they would even allow such vulgar names on their site?!
I saw that. The funny thing is that most of those accounts were made in August, no idea how he suddenly found them.

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Another update, someone on the other forums is playing around with some animation software. Enjoy seeing Pat's twitter profile pic animated for the first time.



Paging John Goodman @AnOminous, I know how much he loves Pat's twitter profile pic.
 
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