Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[ILoveNiggers]

Something like this, perhaps?

Not reading all that but scrolling through and seeing the artwork had me dying. That’s some thorough Grade A trolling.

 

[instythot]

You've got more eyes than ever on your dumb ass. Some people actually want to help you because they've yet to realise you're a prick, Rick. Now is the time to put up or shut up. And you are so fucking fat.

A simple "I have no idea" or even a "believe it or not, because I once said that norm MacDonald wasn't funny" would answer the question so many of Pat's new engagement have without making a bunch of them think "oh, I get it. Because you're a fucking prick"

I am surprised we haven't seen any hilarious results of Pat's inability to admit he doesn't know something. His usual trolls are pretty good at exploiting his behaviors

 

[AnOminous]

I am surprised we haven't seen any hilarious results of Pat's inability to admit he doesn't know something. His usual trolls are pretty good at exploiting his behaviors

He is an absolute moron who mindlessly repeats the same response to anything, almost at the level of intelligence of an insect. And then he's amazed by trolls and believes they picked him randomly and not because he's an obviously trollbait retard victim.

 

[ILoveNiggers]

You proved what all of us knew, but could never prove.

I think the thing that's most damning is what written
1) "The gay virgin Fatrick". Gay/Virgin he can laugh off as being obviously untrue because he has a kid. "Fatrick" can be dismissed as a juvenile insult. Aside from the fact that it can be washed away with acetone, none of those insults are particularly insulting.
2) "Deadbeat Fatrick" while the fact that he is a deadbeat dad is a point of ridicule, his absenteeism isn't something particularly noteworthy. If you're committing a federal crime, you're probably not going to just criticize someone's role in their kid's life. You're going to say something like "piece of shit, child abandoner".

My opinion? 100% "Whatcha doing there, Fatrick?"

A quick perusal of the average insults used over at O&A suggests FAT FAGGOT or DEAD NIGGER BABIES HERE would be more likely if someone actually went as far as vandalism.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

No need for purple prose when a simple "fat faggot" works

 

[Mr Moonface]

My favorite is how Fat Rick "trespasses" on his own home and completely fails to respond to the motion-sensor light suddenly coming on, almost as if it were Fat Rick himself who already knew the light would come on!

The extra layer of hilarity on the fake vandalism video is that Pat eagerly provided it to us. Well, he actually provided it to Josiah Munoz, a fake Huffpo reporter who convinced Pat that he was about to be featured in an 8500 word feature piece on the front page of Huffington Post. The problem with this?

Also, Pat was too stupid to realize that 'Josiah Munoz' was an obvious nod to Null - a man who Pat sued Cloudflare over. A simple google search on any of this, or Josiah himself would have saved Pat from the colossal embarrassment.

To add to this, during Apostlegate Pat stated that he had 'scripts for Hollywood' ready to go once his 'Gamergate 2.0' articles were featured on Huffpo and Vice. He thought he would be the next Zoe Quinn and form connections in Hollywood to get his stories out there. What an ass.

For anyone new to the thread since its feature, I can't recommend listening to the Josiah tapes enough. They can be found here.

 

[Mr Moonface]

This one I will archive, because it is pretty huge. We start with two of Pat's twitter trolls having a conversation about the fact that Pat rated Neil Gaiman's American Gods 4 stars, but rated all of his own shit books 5 stars.



Notice the two likes? Let's have a closer look...



That... Can't be Pat's hero, the real Neil Gaiman liking a tweet mocking Pat? (It is).



Pat worships Neil Gaiman, and credits the man with his current marriage to Thikki. Ouch!

Neil Gaiman is an undercover Patposter?

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To add to this, during Apostlegate Pat stated that he had 'scripts for Hollywood' ready to go once his 'Gamergate 2.0' articles were featured on Huffpo and Vice. He thought he would be the next Zoe Quinn and form connections in Hollywood to get his stories out there. What an ass.

Imagine how many hours Pat spent working on those scripts at Hooligans, drunkenly typing away in the corner laughing to himself in between trying to harass other patrons to take a look at his genius script, only to have road to fame burnt down by the damn dirty stalkers. Those should count as IP Quasi can claim, right? I'm sure the writing quality is top notch, putting to shame even the geniuses who write Law and Order SVU.

 

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I've seen this one before, but it always makes me recoil from its trashiness. Rick is so insecure in his masculinity and these little snippets really bring it out when he projects private thoughts into public. If his limp wristed demeanour and faggy voice were not a dead give away, then you have your answer right here. I feel like these two share no intimacy and given how much he tweets and boozes at shitty locals is likely indicative of exactly that. Too fat to fuck, me thinks.

 

[Nod Flenders]

This one I will archive, because it is pretty huge. We start with two of Pat's twitter trolls having a conversation about the fact that Pat rated Neil Gaiman's American Gods 4 stars, but rated all of his own shit books 5 stars.

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Notice the two likes? Let's have a closer look...

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That... Can't be Pat's hero, the real Neil Gaiman liking a tweet mocking Pat? (It is).

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Pat worships Neil Gaiman, and credits the man with his current marriage to Thikki. Ouch!

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Neil Gaiman is an undercover Patposter?

Blackrick S. Dishlinson on Twitter: "Pat assures me his books are all…

archived 30 Jan 2022 05:58:24 UTC

archive.ph

The fact that Neil himself liked the tweet is so fucking great. Must have hurt Patrick's ego.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

@Boston Brand Can you tell us what Neil Gaiman's sales are like compared to Fatrick's?

 

[Windows 10 Upgrade]

I've seen this one before, but it always makes me recoil from its trashiness. Rick is so insecure in his masculinity and these little snippets really bring it out when he projects private thoughts into public. If his limp wristed demeanour and faggy voice were not a dead give away, then you have your answer right here. I feel like these two share no intimacy and given how much he tweets and boozes at shitty locals is likely indicative of exactly that. Too fat to fuck, me thinks.

"Girl I Wanted to Bang" is such a tasteless comment. If it was some rando pick-up he never saw again that would have a modicum of context, but this is his WIFE. "Girl I Liked" is as far as one goes with discussing family members in public.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The worst he could do is pursue it pro se

"Objection, child!"

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Patrick and Ethan Ralph seem like they would be a good pairing for a comedy road trip.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Patrick and Ethan Ralph seem like they would be a good pairing for a comedy road trip.

Fatrick and The Gunt together would provide nothing but great content for the Farms.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Those Portuguese muggers are lucky Pat wasn't there to back Ralph up. He doesn't go looking, but when violence finds him, it's a short visit.

 

[artilleryfroth]

I just want to say how something that's always bothered me about the "vandalism" is how "the vandal" didn't knock over Patrick's gay motor scooter. I mean, C'MON! C'maaaahhhhn. Are we really supposed to believe "the vandal" went through all that trouble just to get right up close next to Pat's bike and not do the first thing they teach you in motorcycle vandalization school which is to tip that piece of shit over because you know it's going to enrage the owner? This fat idiot has also claimed numerous times over the past few days that his property has been trespassed on multiple times by stalker children. So I ask. Where are those security videos at, Rick? You've got more eyes than ever on your dumb ass. Some people actually want to help you because they've yet to realise you're a prick, Rick. Now is the time to put up or shut up. And you are so fucking fat.

I thought softies would normally try to put sugar in the fuel tank? Of course Fat wouldn’t risk putting that in his own tank in his lame attempt to pretend he was a victim.

Those Portuguese muggers are lucky Pat wasn't there to back Ralph up. He doesn't go looking, but when violence finds him, it's a short visit.

Man, if we could get those two to fight, how much would you pay to watch? It could be a profitable event. We call it “when two fat fucks go to war, only one of them can score” with the song by Frankie Goes To Hollywood as the soundtrack.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Neil Gaiman is an undercover Patposter?

If Neil Gaiman is here, I'll take back all the times I made fun of your name if you just leave us a dogwhistle on your twitter.

 

[FinnSven]

If Neil Gaiman is here, I'll take back all the times I made fun of your name if you just leave us a dogwhistle on your twitter.

I always thought that was why Neil had so many kids.

Gaiman just by name, not by nature!

 

[peckaface]

A quick perusal of the average insults used over at O&A suggests FAT FAGGOT or DEAD NIGGER BABIES HERE would be more likely if someone actually went as far as vandalism.

If some one actually wanted to vandalize it, they would have knocked it over, keyed it, cut up the seat, smashed eggs on the tank. Anything other then write on it with easily removable marker. Also, why the motorcycle, and not the car right next to it?