Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Everyone always says that Nikki is an ugly old lesbian but she’s not that bad. I mean I wouldn’t marry her but I’d definitely fart directly into her vagina given the opportunity.
 
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Gangster Talk said:
It was something like he thought the bomb threat was fake so by sending a message claiming to have sent a bomb threat it would get him to reveal he was faking something. Boomers should be banned from trolling and the internet in general.
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Well if he sent a legit bomb threat he is likely to be banned from IRL for a bit, spend some time in a jail cell.
 
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JustStopDude said:
There is always one agent, stabbed with the dreaded duty phone. So even if Patrick made this phone call (he never did because he is lazy), at best a field agent would have taken down his number in a phone log book and that is it.
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I believe, without any evidence whatsoever other than having read a fair number of crazy reports from crazy people in FOIA requests about vaguely related things, that the vast majority of reports to the FBI are, in fact, from completely useless nutjobs. Just calling the FBI at all is something a nutcase does, and calling the FBI because you were called fat on the Internet is the sort of absolutely infantile behavior they're used to.

The few actionable reports they get from these phone calls are also probably from criminal snitches trying to burn a rival, people trying to get revenge in general, etc. It sounds like a super depressing job and when you consider it's actually pretty difficult to get into the FBI, at least as police agencies go, imagine you center your whole career around the idea that you'll end up an agent, not a "special" agent like Mulder, you hope, but a real agent.

And then you're spending all day listening to a fat child molester whining about bants and acting astounded you aren't rushing right out with guns blazing to stop them damn dirty CHILDs.
Die Dunkle Maus said:
Batman even refused to cover his mouth and when fighting Superman, that's how much he cares. If there's one guy who can smash your teeth in, it's Superman.
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But he's a bat, so if you punch him in the Bat Dentures he just pulled out of his utility belt, you'll get Bat Cancer, Bat AIDS, and even Bat Coof.
 
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Fucking boomer retard ruins it for everyone with his desperate need to be the biggest edgelord in the pigverse.

I knew that post was an awful idea as soon as I saw it and I don't blame quasi at all for panicking and nuking the forum. I wouldn't be surprised if he just calls it quits on running that place for good now, especially considering all the money he's already had to spend on the legal fees etc.

Nice one, Boomia.
 
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Gangster Talk said:
He must have thought he had a real hit on his hands and probably went into a tailspin when it couldn't even break 500.
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Imagine what that girl will think if she ever looks up her "real dad" on the Internet and not even remembering the guy because he abandoned her, and he's using her in this repellent, morally abhorrent manner. What a disgusting freak this fat fucker is.
MilkThePig said:
Fucking boomer retard ruins it for everyone with his desperate need to be the biggest edgelord in the pigverse.

I knew that post was an awful idea as soon as I saw it and I don't blame quasi at all for panicking and nuking the forum. I wouldn't be surprised if he just calls it quits on running that place for good now, especially considering all the money he's already had to spend on the legal fees etc.

Nice one, Boomia.
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Great, that means we have to deal with these morons and their socks. Not saying that about OnA in general, but specifically people who pull fucking retard stunts like this.
 
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JCDenthog said:
Patposting bros.... Did we get cocky????
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that nigga was in waaaaaaaaaaaay too deep, getting his kids involved in trolling Pat and everything. He also hilariously revealed via a photo that his son has fat little pig hands and acted like a bitch when everyone made fun of him

Caverlock said:
I hadn't read up on OnA today at all. Boomia allegedly called a bomb threat in to somewhere, or he just told Pat that he did? They're both retarded things to say, but one is way worse than the other.
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He just told Pat he did. As far as anyone can tell, there was no bomb threat. Still though, why give the fat faggot any ammo?
 
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