Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Immortal Technique]

Basically the same picture.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Patrick managed to get unbanned after only a couple of months this time. He was forced to delete 581 tweets, and spend who knows how much of his wife and her mother's money in legal fees in order to get his de-verified, ailing baby-toy back.

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Patrick, who is not fat, recently appeared on a stalking podcast.
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"Survivor"
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He also shouted out Kiwifarms! You're welcome!
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More actual tough guy:
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6'0, 225 lbs, elite fighter btw:
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More updates are in the works as Patrick continues to feed the trolls.

Well on his way to another divorce if he really is married again. If so, which friend will take this wife?

 

[Vetti]

Well on his way to another divorce if he really is married again. If so, which friend will take this wife?

Yes he has a second, better wife; the lovely Niki Robinson.

Just about every picture of Niki taken after her marriage to Pat will feature a beer in her hand and a pair of sunglasses atop her head, probably just to hide that her hair is thinning. This haggard, sloppy, goblin-like appearance went on to inspire this beauty:

Spoiler: It's Niki!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Yes he has a second, better wife; the lovely Niki Robinson.
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Just about every picture of Niki taken after her marriage to Pat will feature a beer in her hand and a pair of sunglasses atop her head, probably just to hide that her hair is thinning. This haggard, sloppy, goblin-like appearance went on to inspire this artistic representation of our favorite Jewess:

Spoiler: It's Niki!

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She's not aging very well. Must be all of the beer she drinks. It can after all lead to nutritional loss which can then lead to your hair thinning.

 

[Caverlock]

Sorry for my laziness and resulting lack of updates. There's a big back-log of funny material to post, but many new developments have occurred, most notably:

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

Move aside, Russell Greer. What Patrick Tomlinson lacks in quality of targets, he makes up for in quantity, standing alone against sixty John Does.



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How actual tough guy Patrick Tomlinson plans to prove damages after ceaselessly provoking online fights for years (even proudly stating so in his Twitter bio in the past) and making statements on record such as the following:

You have harmed me in exactly zero ways.

I invested $5k to get my twitter suspension overturned. That is true. I've since made it back and then some...Got my account back and profited thousands, child.

Just to try to intimidate me, make me feel unsafe in my own home; that doesn't work, because I'm 6' tall, 225lbs, experienced, trained fighter. So, if I ever do see any of them in person, it will turn out very quickly and very poorly for all of them--and they all know it.

You will stay far away from us, for your own safety, or the legal and potentially physical consequences will be quite severe.

I...have no fear of you.

I have no concern over the eventual outcome of any confrontation between us, armed or unarmed.

remains to be seen.

More on this story as it develops, child.

 

[Immortal Technique]

@AnOminous How does a guy win a lawsuit against 60 John Does?

 

[Flexo]

@AnOminous How does a guy win a lawsuit against 60 John Does?

Same way you win a fight against babies.

One at a time.

 

[AnOminous]

@AnOminous How does a guy win a lawsuit against 60 John Does?

You just bodyslam every single one of them, one at a time, and any time you win against one of these little babies, you take a shit on their face, then you piss on them, then you shit on them again, and you keep doing this shit against these newborn infants until everyone acknowledges you as literally being God.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I'm so glad that we have someone here who can explain all these legal, technical terms in plain english.

 

[Vetti]

Quasi is lying under oath, child.

 

[YMB]

He should change his pen name to B.F. Wellington

 

[Vetti]

He should change his pen name to B.F. Wellington

What would the F stand for?

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

@AnOminous How does a guy win a lawsuit against 60 John Does?

By tossing more of your stimulus check to a third-rate lawyer until they're all John Don'ts, child.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

This is extremely well written. Big shame about the ED article, but this is much better. First lawsuit hearing in 1 week. Can't wait!

 

[Picnic_Boy]

He's like a living Mad magazine parody of Road House, starring the Pillsbury Doughboy. Overcompensating machismo, painful quips, pokeable biscuit-tummy. The TDS is just the icing.

 

[Caverlock]

Patrick S. Tomlinson vs. John Does 1-60, Part 1 of 2

This post assumes the reader has read the previous posts in this thread, and will cover the following:

• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson’s status as a public figure.
• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson’s behavior toward public figures.
• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson's cultivation of “tough guy” online persona
• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson’s many claims, as gathered from his own tweets and blog posts, of being the target of death threats, doxxing, review bombing, DDoSing, impersonation, and offline harassment (vandalism, theft, trespassing, etc.), PRIOR to encountering the O&A community.
  • Examples of inflammatory statements
  • Lack of concern over these alleged events.
  • Lack of harm suffered from these alleged events.
  • Benefiting from these alleged events.
• Patrick's lawsuit against John Does 1-60

Public Figure Status

Is Patrick a big deal? In his own words, he made Elon Musk quit Twitter:
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He passes legislation in other hemispheres with his tweets:
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Is the most famous person from his home town:
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Hundreds of thousands of people have heard of him:
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The entire Twitterverse has seen him:
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He is a high-ranking American Civil War II twitter soldier:
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He's booked multiple 30-second appearances on Not Ancient Aliens.
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If you recall, Patrick was even verified at one point, allowing him to put uncheckmarked plebs in their place:

Way to order the not-abandon-your-daughter instead of the temporary checkmark with chives, loser.
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On his website, Patrick lists his credits as "paid political commentator," "sci-fi author and stand-up comic."
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More on Patrick the famous comedian later.


According to Patrick, he's a member of the media (A, L) who rubs elbows with NYC socialites (A, L). He's so plugged in he even snags contributor gigs by merely tweeting.
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Treatment of Fellow Public Figures (Not Including Trump)

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Feminist ally Patrick bravely insults the appearance of pre-approved female targets, for example:

Kellyanne Conway
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Tomi Lahren
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and Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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Patrick is a thin non-hypocrite public figure who has bemoaned comments about his obesity...
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...and alleged immoral activities with children:


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Some cyberterrorists suggested that public figure Patrick grinds up African-American children into pepperonis, a totally serious charge taken totally seriously by Chris Hansen.

Other than Trump, the most frequent target of Mr. Tomlinson's insults may be Ben Shapiro, whom Patrick continues to courageously insult after blocking him. This will be covered in a future section.

In a recent bid for relevancy, Patrick has attempted to goad Elon Musk into a Twitter feud,; he currently remains on the pay-no-mind list.
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Some have suggested that Patrick S. Tomlinson may feature some signs of narcissism; and, speaking of bad breakups, the upcoming Stand-Up update will delve into Mr. Tomlinson's reaction to the divorce from his first wife (the one he repeatedly joked about murdering and stuff), which is a more appropriate section for it than one might expect.


History of Antagonizing Behavior and Cultivation of “Tough Guy” Persona
(This section does not use material previously seen in this thread, unless I messed up)

Brandishing Weapons
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Real-Life Violence Seeking

(March 14, 2021)
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Not sure whether literal or figurative dick measuring contest:

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Politely correct my grammar? Back away slowly while also fucking yourself, child.

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Proving he isn't a mere Twitter warrior, Mr. Tomlinson stormed a Trump Rally in real life, took a selfie in his Rebel Alliance t-shirt, uploaded it to Twitter, left without incident, then had a meltdown at an open-mic so severe even Patrick felt the need to publicly apologize.

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Thank you for reading Patrick S. Tomlinson vs. John Does 1-60, Part 1! Part 2 of 2 will be posted in the next couple of days. It will cover:

• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson’s status as a public figure.
• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson’s behavior toward public figures.
• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson's cultivation of “tough guy” online persona
• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson’s many claims, as gathered from his own tweets and blog posts, of being the target of death threats, doxxing, review bombing, DDoSing, impersonation, and offline harassment (vandalism, theft, trespassing, etc.), PRIOR to encountering the O&A community.
  • Examples of inflammatory statements
  • Lack of concern over these alleged events.
  • Lack of harm suffered from these alleged events.
  • Benefiting from these alleged events.
• Patrick's lawsuit against John Does 1-60

Part 2 is much longer, and, in my opinion, much more entertaining than Part 1 overall.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Patrick S. Tomlinson vs. John Does 1-60, Part 1 of 2

This post assumes the reader has read the previous posts in this thread, and will cover the following:

• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson’s status as a public figure.
• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson’s behavior toward public figures.
• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson's cultivation of “tough guy” online persona
• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson’s many claims, as gathered from his own tweets and blog posts, of being the target of death threats, doxxing, review bombing, DDoSing, impersonation, and offline harassment (vandalism, theft, trespassing, etc.), PRIOR to encountering the O&A community.
  • Examples of inflammatory statements
  • Lack of concern over these alleged events.
  • Lack of harm suffered from these alleged events.
  • Benefiting from these alleged events.
• Patrick's lawsuit against John Does 1-60

Public Figure Status

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Is Patrick a big deal? In his own words, he made Elon Musk quit Twitter:
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He passes legislation in other hemispheres with his tweets:
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Is the most famous person from his home town:
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Hundreds of thousands of people have heard of him:
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The entire Twitterverse has seen him:
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He is a high-ranking American Civil War II twitter soldier:
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He's booked multiple 30-second appearances on Not Ancient Aliens.
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If you recall, Patrick was even verified at one point, allowing him to put uncheckmarked plebs in their place:
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Way to order the not-abandon-your-daughter instead of the temporary checkmark with chives, loser.
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On his website, Patrick lists his credits as "paid political commentator," "sci-fi author and stand-up comic."
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More on Patrick the famous comedian later.


According to Patrick, he's a member of the media (A, L) who rubs elbows with NYC socialites (A, L). He's so plugged in he even snags contributor gigs by merely tweeting.
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Treatment of Fellow Public Figures (Not Including Trump)

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Feminist ally Patrick bravely insults the appearance of pre-approved female targets, for example:

Kellyanne Conway
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Tomi Lahren
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and Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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Patrick is a thin non-hypocrite public figure who has bemoaned comments about his obesity...
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...and alleged immoral activities with children:
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Some cyberterrorists suggested that public figure Patrick grinds up African-American children into pepperonis, a totally serious charge taken totally seriously by Chris Hansen.
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Other than Trump, the most frequent target of Mr. Tomlinson's insults may be Ben Shapiro, whom Patrick continues to courageously insult after blocking him. This will be covered in a future section.

In a recent bid for relevancy, Patrick has attempted to goad Elon Musk into a Twitter feud,; he currently remains on the pay-no-mind list.
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Some have suggested that Patrick S. Tomlinson may feature some signs of narcissism; and, speaking of bad breakups, the upcoming Stand-Up update will delve into Mr. Tomlinson's reaction to the divorce from his first wife (the one he repeatedly joked about murdering and stuff), which is a more appropriate section for it than one might expect.


History of Antagonizing Behavior and Cultivation of “Tough Guy” Persona
(This section does not use material previously seen in this thread, unless I messed up)

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Brandishing Weapons
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Real-Life Violence Seeking

(March 14, 2021)
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Not sure whether literal or figurative dick measuring contest:

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Politely correct my grammar? Back away slowly while also fucking yourself, child.
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Proving he isn't a mere Twitter warrior, Mr. Tomlinson stormed a Trump Rally in real life, took a selfie in his Rebel Alliance t-shirt, uploaded it to Twitter, left without incident, then had a meltdown at an open-mic so severe even Patrick felt the need to publicly apologize.

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Thank you for reading Patrick S. Tomlinson vs. John Does 1-60, Part 1! Part 2 of 2 will be posted in the next couple of days. It will cover:

• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson’s status as a public figure.
• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson’s behavior toward public figures.
• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson's cultivation of “tough guy” online persona
• Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson’s many claims, as gathered from his own tweets and blog posts, of being the target of death threats, doxxing, review bombing, DDoSing, impersonation, and offline harassment (vandalism, theft, trespassing, etc.), PRIOR to encountering the O&A community.
  • Examples of inflammatory statements
  • Lack of concern over these alleged events.
  • Lack of harm suffered from these alleged events.
  • Benefiting from these alleged events.
• Patrick's lawsuit against John Does 1-60

Part 2 is much longer, and, in my opinion, much more entertaining than Part 1 overall.

He's all tits and forehead.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

He really is a despicable cunt. The worst has to be him talking down to the guy who works as a waiter at a Steakhouse in Vegas, who almost certainly makes at least double Fatso does. His twitter follower count has given him the worst case of Unwarranted Self Importance known to mankind.

 

[YMB]

This fat fuck's retarded lawsuit got thrown out on St. Fatrick's day because his lawyers were too stupid to prepare correctly AHAHAHAHA. I'm sure the brotherman @Caverlock will have a more detailed description of what happened, but that's the gist of it. And Nicole Ways, if you ever read this, I think you're super fucking cute <3

 

[NiggerMoJenkins]

This fat fuck's retarded lawsuit got thrown out on St. Fatrick's day because his lawyers were too stupid to prepare correctly AHAHAHAHA. I'm sure the brotherman @Caverlock will have a more detailed description of what happened, but that's the gist of it. And Nicole Ways, if you ever read this, I think you're super fucking cute <3

No it wasn't. The case is still ongoing. There is a status hearing on April 16th. They have until then to identify the identities of all the IPs they have or have requested. That is their deadline to identify the John Does.