Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Rare Pat selfie. Selfies used to be a daily thing for Pat, but he has stopped taking pictures of himself since becoming morbidly obese, and even hides his body in this one.

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Like all democrats, Pat has figured out the problems in the black family.

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Pat is a feminist folks! Reminder, when his now ex-wife left him, Pat sent her so many death threats that the man she left him for drove across multiple states to confront Pat. Brave boy Pat hid behind his door and wouldn't come out of his house.

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This isn't recent, but even years later Pat wont stop with the death threats.

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He still can't hide how fat his face is
Black men have commit issues. Just like you Patrick. This idiot probably believes that Tropical Fantasy was poisoning their drinks to sterilize black men.
Jon is in better shape than you Patrick and will outlive you. He has three kids with your ex to live for while all you have is Twitter. He would also beat the utter shit out of you. Cope and seethe.

 

[KingOfGains]

Rare Pat selfie. Selfies used to be a daily thing for Pat, but he has stopped taking pictures of himself since becoming morbidly obese, and even hides his body in this one.

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Like all democrats, Pat has figured out the problems in the black family.

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Pat is a feminist folks!

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Reminder, when his now ex-wife left him, Pat sent her so many death threats that the man she left him for drove across multiple states to confront Pat. Brave boy Pat hid behind his door and wouldn't come out of his house.

This isn't recent, but even years later Pat wont stop with the death threats.

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18 whole likes on him hiding in the shrubs. That was a real banger and clearly shows how people like him: away from them in the shrubs.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"unacclaimed science fiction writer tweets that the 'problem' with black america is that black men keep committing crimes and getting thrown in prison for it"

 

[Caverlock]

Is MovieBob a married simp for married cosplay girls? I know almost nothing about him, other than he's a genetic disaster who's also a proponent for eugenics.



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Surprise her on her other account, the one with the PayPal link in the profile...good...good....




*points at temple* Start small. Hit her with the "hon" :
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How doth a third of a half of a house sound, m’lady?
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Reminder that Patrick and his second wife started dating in 2011, moved in together in 2013, and married in 2017.
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Two more classics from sex-haver Pat:
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Lastly, a closer look at the involved parties:

The cosplayer:


Her current husband:


Her future, better husband (lightsaber added by cyberterrorist):
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[Fanny Trucker]

He has bigger tits than she does

 

[Et tu_ Nigger?]

Does this fat man know his tweets are public?

 

[The I Scream Man]

God I wish we could talk to his wife and ask her what the fuck she sees in him, what redeeming qualities does he have that excuse his cringey behavior? Twitter simps are always really hilariously awful but when you know the fucker it adds that nice layer of disgust to the shit taco salad

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Her current husband:
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Good facial structure but the hair doesn't suit it, I guess he was going out to cosplay as Kylo Ren.

God I wish we could talk to his wife and ask her what the fuck she sees in him, what redeeming qualities does he have that excuse his cringey behavior? Twitter simps are always really hilariously awful but when you know the fucker it adds that nice layer of disgust to the shit taco salad

He lets her fuck all the bulls in town without complaints.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Important lawsuit update. Apparently Pat's dumb lawsuit transcends jurisdiction.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Forum rollback. Re-posting updates.

Morbidly obese unemployed man who has never served in the military gives his thoughts on Afghanistan.

Pat stans for Biden. "You can't build with bombs and bullets"

Pat has threatened to shoot hundreds of people over the internet.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Also, there were a few posts calling Pat fat that were lost. Reminder, we are dealing with an actual tough guy who will feed us our own teeth. Be careful people!

 

[KingOfGains]

Also, there were a few posts calling Pat fat that were lost. Reminder, we are dealing with an actual tough guy who will feed us our own teeth. Be careful people!

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The way he holds his gun is fucking hilarious. Dude better not try to fire anything higher than a 22. The recoil will make him give himself a black eye or a concussion lol.

 

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I'm not sure how much was lost in the rollback so I'll take this opportunity repeat some things for posterity:

Patrick S Tomlinson is an obese, unemployed author who:

• Calls everybody child
• voluntarily signed away his parenting rights
• Fought long and hard to reinstate his banned twitter account
• Has a lesbian for a wife
• Looks like a big, gay, mong-eyed toddler
• Cheats at half marathons
• Is fat
• Refuses to admit he is fat
• Is very fat
• Lives in half a house
• Allegedly rapes local black children and turns their dead bodies into cured sausages
• Will spoon feed you your own teeth

What are some of them other allegations we got?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Can't write anything that people will actually pay to read.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

What are some of them other allegations we got?

He also raped and murdered a woman in 1993 and doesn't put his grocery cart back at the store

 

[Caverlock]

Well, their post is lost to the rollback, but someone wanted some details on well-adjusted Patrick's guns.

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Patrick claims to currently have five guns: the ones below, an FN PS90, and another, unknown firearm.
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The Glock has a light and a conversion barrel:
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The Glock is a replacement for a gun purportedly lost in a home robbery. Unsurprisingly, Patrick believes this was an effort by some shadow cabal to silence his luminary voice.
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Gun Vids:

I'm sure upstairs duplex tenants would find these hijinks hilarious:


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Roll Credits

 

[AprilRains]

What's with the giant muzzle device on the Glock? If it's a muzzle brake, he's going to eat a lot of blast and flash.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

He needs those extra FPS, child.

 

[The Man From Nowhere]

He's been on Twitter all day simping for Joe Biden and his handling of Afghanistan. Every network right now including the lefty ones are destorying him right now. That's just how mentally deranged Patrick is. It's like he doesn't even know Biden was already in office for 8 years and did nothing to try and put an end to the way.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He's been on Twitter all day simping for Joe Biden and his handling of Afghanistan. Every network right now including the lefty ones are destorying him right now. That's just how mentally deranged Patrick is. It's like he doesn't even know Biden was already in office for 8 years and did nothing to try and put an end to the way.

I didn't cap everything, because it is mostly all the same nonsense. Here is Pat talking with someone he disagrees with.

And here is Pat talking with someone he agrees with.

The equal opportunity cunt strikes again!

• Fought long and hard to reinstate his banned twitter account

Reminder, the first time he was banned he paid $5k to lawyer Carrie Goldberg to get his account back. That might sound expensive, but Pat also got a cool selfie in the deal!

Didn't stop him from threatening people again and losing the account a second time. Good thing Pat has access to his wife's credit card and paid another $5k to get his account back again. For $10k total, you think she would have gotten him his blue checkmark back, but I guess I don't know how twitter works.

$10k on his dumb twitter account. He's never paid a cent to see his daughter, or even help with any child support.