Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Why is this morbidly obese alcoholic against the first amendment?
One would think that even a confirmed sodomite like himself would know that buggery laws are not enforced in the West.
Also, Ricky, animal husbandry is not the same as marrying a donkey, no matter how rich her parents are.

 

[The Man From Nowhere]

I wonder what he's so confident about? Because up until now his lawyers haven't looked that great. Maybe they got some IP's from Goodreads or the obituary page?? Either way, he's made these types of statements before, swearing that his 'stalkers' were about to be dealt a fatal blow only for nothing to come of it. My guess is his next move is having Brinton beg the judge to let them pursue the handful of IPs they've managed to get.

The judge granted them the motion to service by IP address (the only IP's they had at the time of the hearing were those from the obituary page, John Doe's 40-60 or something), but he later said he didn't sign off on it because he wanted to hear Null's side when he filed a motion to quash. Maybe since that's been resolved he signed off on it and someone of the people who posted on the obituary page have been served?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Why is this morbidly obese alcoholic against the first amendment?
One would think that even a confirmed sodomite like himself would know that buggery laws are not enforced in the West.
Also, Ricky, animal husbandry is not the same as marrying a donkey, no matter how rich her parents are.

I've never seen a Republican hate the freedom of speech. Even Greg, who is only a Republican when it can get him potential votes and Twitter likes still claims to like the idea of it.

 

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I've never seen a Republican hate the freedom of speech. Even Greg, who is only a Republican when it can get him potential votes and Twitter likes still claims to like the idea of it.

Rick the Prick is a liberal faggotsexual.

 

[KingOfGains]

With writing like this do you blame them?
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This is as bad as some fanfiction out there. This isn't even half of the conversation. Rick doesn't know when to shut his characters up.

By the way, back in 2013 we nearly had astronauts drown in space. Pretty sure we'll eventually have that happen in the next twenty years. Seeing as how drowning is the 3rd leading cause of accidental death, if you have access to water you have a chance of drowning in space.

This is the kind of horrible writing you'd find with weeb RPing on Gaia Online. Jesus Tap Dancing Christ.

 

[Caverlock]

Another Patrick lie is that he doesn't eat McDonalds.


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Rick Tomlinson is a man of taste. Checkmark Rick was known for rightfully looking down upon peasants and their McDonalds-eating ways. In those days he was Verified and constantly touting himself as a "six-figure" author, never mind the fact that, by all available accounts, it was a $100,000 advance from his publisher on three books.





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I can't see this person's tweet...but I think we all know who was wrong.


Guess who was liking Ms. Phillips' tweets? Mike Underwood, the sales and marketing director of Rick's previous publisher, Angry Robot. Oof.


Here's epicurean Rick ordering meatloaf and pretzels with yellow mustard packets in Germany a few months later:
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On the same trip he ordered scrambled eggs in Paris in his Captain America shirt:
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He needed his meatloaf and egg protein to keep killin' it at the gym he was gatekeeping:
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Patrick returned with vast culinary knowledge from France. child:
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Excoozay mwah, garçon, I want my fillet burnt to a crisp, paired with white wine.

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...Scandal!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Considering that Paris is filled with garbage on the streets it's not a place worth going to unless you like the smell of a dump. I know a person whose family owns a vineyard up north if I ever wanted to France with my wife. It's away from major cities and even towns. No rapeugees insight too.

 

[r00]

I was going to read one of his stories and review it, I thought it might be funny. To breakdown the pseudo science and go through everything with a pointlessly in depth look.

It’s just so bad, it’s not even funny. It’s just such a chore. It’s not bad in a funny way, it’s just bad. It’s draining. I don’t know who his books possibly appeal to.

I mean this with no hyperbole, but he is the worst professional novelist I have ever read, and I love terrible sci-fi.

The Ark was never going to be my kind of book but Gate Crashers was just plain shit. It's not even worth reviewing. All the characters talk exactly the same, except for the few who talk with cartoonish English or southern accents. Every statement is met with exactly the kind of unfunny, smartass wisecrack you would expect from reading his twitter feed. He occasionally tries to inject some absurd Douglas-Adamsesque universe building exposition -recaps of historical events, fake etymologies, that sort of thing- but it is always such a shallow attempt that only ever touches on the most superficial, basic bitch aspects of philosophy and science, and it always foreshadows precisely nothing. Just a string of witty, cooky events that happened somewhere in his universe because he says so, child, and that have no relation to the actual book they are in beyond them being sciencey or sociopoliticsish, or tangentially related to the previous sentence.
It's set 400 years in the future, but it's full of current references to politics and consumerist bullshit like apple.

I could dig out quotes, but I won't bother and I recommend that nobody else bothers looking for them either. If Patrick wants to sue me for my opinions on his shit book, he can try and I would argue this in front of a judge.

I guess what I'm saying is, he's fat.

 

[Caverlock]

Some excerpts I've seen posted elsewhere:



Love scene:


Totally not a child prostitute:

Research?

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Haha, zany:


Fuckbots:

 

[Akashic Retard]

He always has to have some gay little phrase to end his tweets with. Right now he's stuck on "Tick. Tock." but before it was "Prison awaits you" and "Brace for impact".

It's my favorite thing about Rick. If he wrote a book and it was just vitriolic tweets like this I would read it and enjoy it. A 400 page screed against the stalkers and trolls, full of cliched supervillain lines like that. "When my legal team assembles I will be more powerful than the stalkers ever thought possible! Muahahahahaha! Tick tock, stalkers. You will rue the day you crossed me! " This is what makes his actual writing so boring though, it's full of cliches and tropes you've seen so many other places.

 

[Uncle Buck]

With writing like this do you blame them?
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This is as bad as some fanfiction out there.

There is fan fiction out there that is legitimate gold, and even some less than stellar fic is on par with A Tale of Two Cities compared to Fatrick's dreck.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

That picture of him eating meatloaf in Germany is unbearable. The giant booze-bloated head atop the withered skinnyfat body, with his fat little titties on full display while he daintily handles his utensils. Despicable.

 

[Meat Target]

I was at Barnes and Noble this weekend, and tee-hee'd at the absence of Fat Rick novels in the Sci-Fi section.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

That picture of him eating meatloaf in Germany is unbearable. The giant booze-bloated head atop the withered skinnyfat body, with his fat little titties on full display while he daintily handles his utensils. Despicable.

what is he even eating? Spam loaf and pretzels with mustard? What an absolutely rancid thing to consume.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

what is he even eating? Spam loaf and pretzels with mustard? What an absolutely rancid thing to consume.

I certainly hope he scuffs a negro's Jordans

 

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His face, it tells many tales. No wonder he’s so unliked.

 

[AnOminous]

On the same trip he ordered scrambled eggs in Paris in his Captain America shirt:
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Ugly fat fuck Americans like Rick are why Americans who don't want to be assumed to be repulsive arrogant oafs claim to be Canadian when in other countries.

A 400 page screed against the stalkers and trolls, full of cliched supervillain lines like that. "When my legal team assembles I will be more powerful than the stalkers ever thought possible! Muahahahahaha! Tick tock, stalkers. You will rue the day you crossed me! "

Rick would actually make a good comic relief supervillain, the Wile E. Coyote type full of idiotic plans that always fail, but his confidence remains completely unshaken despite the reality of his shitty situation. Think Dick Dastardly with Muttley laughing in the background.

 

[Satan McAllister]

He has Chili's and McDonald's set in space. Because reasons. And business model.

If ever there was mass market consumer white trash, it's this asshole.

 

[Rekkington]

That picture of him eating meatloaf in Germany is unbearable. The giant booze-bloated head atop the withered skinnyfat body, with his fat little titties on full display while he daintily handles his utensils. Despicable.

Pat really does have one of the worst bodies and faces of anyone on this forum. I've seen them all, and there is something very uniquely fucked up about his face and body. Cause he's fat and bloated without the accidental masculinity of being big and having a physical presence. And he's not as fat as Ethan Ralph but somehow has a fatter face. And terribly skinny arms, arms that anyone can tell - when when layered in gay sweaters - have never lifted a weight. So all this gym talk is an insane lie. It doesn't even make sense why he would tell that lie. He might as well say he is 8 feet tall.

I'm convinced he takes so many selfies because he believes his blue eyes are attractive, but they just look extremely feminine while his mouth looks like a 50 year old Native Americann which is always bunched in what is universally regarded as the sort of smile a retarded rich kid would have. The type of guy he would hate.
He's clearly balding and gathered his hair over the bald spot but shaved the sides of his head way down. Like what fucked up thought process made this angry little queer think this should be photographed 3 times a day? His rosy cheeks make him look like a doll of a little christmas boy. A little quirky christmas boy who wants to tell us about all his candycane guns, to everyone's delight.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Rick wants children to die.