Artcow Patty Locke / Peter Locke / AuntBibby / UncleBibby / petermobeter - Artistic autist and kino musician whose every thought is a randomtxt. Abstract pansexual and virgin with rage, but keeping cheerful.

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Bibby just had his 31st birthday and posted a message on his Youtube channel (now called AuntBibby). He's well and happy. They're going to a restaurant where he will have chocolate milk and chicken strips with fries and plum sauce. He also found a good outfit to wear. 🥳

2023 Birthday Update

Some random stuff I still had saved from earlier:

Bibby is a bit scared of aliens, so he likes when his mom prays for the aliens not to visit him.
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3 months later: Bibby and his parents tried to summon aliens, but nothing happened and he was disappointed
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He did ended up getting tested for Kinefelter syndrome when he was worried about being intersex, but he doesn't have it.
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How about instead of derailing with dumb and horny, we get some more Bibby content? Here's some to add to the pile
Imgur account, featuring caps of online comments, goofy OC art and doggie pics
https://imgur.com/user/UncleBibby/posts (https://archive.is/wI19V)
KnowYourMeme account
https://knowyourmeme.com/users/unclebibby/wall (https://archive.is/kMMHd)
EventHubs FGC account (very active, lots of comments spread over a 10 year old account)
https://www.eventhubs.com/profile/UncleBibby/ (https://archive.is/TWx0r)
MinecraftForums account (oldest known account?)
https://www.minecraftforum.net/members/UncleBibby/posts (https://archive.is/U7GOL)

There does appears to be some video of Peter having rage outbursts circulating online from as recently as 2021. The video has been deleted, but search caches reveal that Bibby at one point streamed himself getting arrested live on Instagram, with the reuploader's description possibly indicating some kind of property damage-type of rampage. The surviving thumbnail grab appears to show the incident having taken place in an outdoor cafe.
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Microsoft search-derived engines (Brave, in this case) captured the description in part
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Original video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRrn0TdyBkU (no known archive)
/snow/ over on lolcow.farm stumbled onto Patty last May and captured these posts by Patty relating some troon med side effects
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(https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/1535613.html#1539234)
And finally, none other than Strong Bad of HomestarRunner has indirectly recorded one of Patty's deleted tweets in the H*R wiki
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tweet link: https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1171782673699921921
 
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JanuaryViolet said:
I was just thinking about this guy when I was trying to come up with a rationale for reading KF, and wondering if this guy is really a legit subject. We mock the stupid, not the innocent. This guy, we care about.
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We document strange and interesting people. They don't have to be sickos and deviants, its just the deviants often produce more content.
Bibby definitely has a place here and I think demonstrates the nicer side of Kiwi Farms, Bibby gets no hate because he doesn't deserve it, the people who get shit on and reviled here are shit on for a reason, they are horrible people.
Bibby is a great palette cleanser for when the other subjects on the site get too MATI inducing or sickening, yeah he does funny, weird shit, but I always feel like I'm laughing with Bibby, not at him.
Hell I'd even use his pronouns if he was bothered about it but from his own words, gender is something he just does "for you people" so I don't think he cares.
Bibby is probably the most wholesome person on the site tbh.

Also shit like "am I becoming a CoWoman?" and about how he's 29 so when he hits 30 he'll become a "Mage of Milkomancy" is why I fucking love Bibby, he comes out with the most hillarious shit.
I'm a little concerned about the side effects of the medication he's taking but he said before since going on hormones he has less rage attacks, which makes sense as Testosterone makes you more aggressive, so (and I can't believe I'm even considering this) maybe in Bibbys case there's some benefit to it after all.
I just really don't want to see him get talked into the fucking eunuch surgeries, Bibby been through a lot, he doesn't need that shit.
 
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This Bibby guy is really fascinating. I like him. It's like watching Tim & Eric if T&E's personas were real and actually autistic.
It's crazy how self-aware he is. Sure he's got his weird points but for the most part, he really, really tries to take it in stride and that is commendable beyond all else. I think his intelligence helps in that regard as he's obviously not retarded. His knowledge and curiosity of various broad, conceptual subjects (trans-humanism, AI, etc.) and fighting games really betrays the intelligence underneath the developmental issues. Guy's got an actually curious mind and is willing and able to put those thoughts into action. Fucking normal people I know can't do that shit.
Also great to see is how supportive his family is. Both his mother and his father look like they want to be there for him and are educated in how to deal with his issues, and that's just heartwarming. Kinda sucks about whatever the falling out (mental or real) was with his father though.

I wish Patty/Bibby/Etc. all the best. And I hope he makes more music. All in all A+ cow, especially because I'm practically falling off my chair laughing and NOT 'angry laughing' at how fucked up he is. Now excuse me as I pour over the rest of his social media.
 
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Some Chud over at soyjak.party tried to stir up his fellows to raid Patty's videos.

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Looks like it didn't have much of an effect (I think the reply means the other poster thought Bibby's video is kino --which it is). I'm sure this sort of thing will keep popping up on the Chans and elsewhere, but hopefully there won't be a critical mass of rabble rousers that will disturb Patty into withdrawing from the internet.
 
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Mudkipcorn said:
Some Chud over at soyjak.party tried to stir up his fellows to raid Patty's videos.

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Looks like it didn't have much of an effect (I think the reply means the other poster thought Bibby's video is kino --which it is). I'm sure this sort of thing will keep popping up on the Chans and elsewhere, but hopefully there won't be a critical mass of rabble rousers that will disturb Patty into withdrawing from the internet.
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Fucking cocksuckers.
Thankfully Bibby seems to give zero fucks when people have tried to troll him before, some sensitive bitches were trying to tell him he should DFE and his response was "Why? What will happen if I don't? Will people make mean comments? I don't give a shit about mean comments, deleting seems like an over reaction."
While he's definitely eccentric Bibby is far from dumb and he seems to recognize that people talking shit are just that, shit talkers.
That said anyone fucking with him should choke on the dicks they clearly suck, fucking with Bibby when there's plenty of people that deserve it instead is just pathetic.
 
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Mudkipcorn said:
Some Chud over at soyjak.party tried to stir up his fellows to raid Patty's videos.

Looks like it didn't have much of an effect (I think the reply means the other poster thought Bibby's video is kino --which it is). I'm sure this sort of thing will keep popping up on the Chans and elsewhere, but hopefully there won't be a critical mass of rabble rousers that will disturb Patty into withdrawing from the internet.
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I almost want to channel my inner Chris Crocker like "LEAVE BIBBY ALONE! YOU'RE LUCKY SHE EVEN POSTS FOR YOU BASTARDS!"

I mean really now. All Bibby wants is to be useful and helpful and loved. And he tries his best to be as such.
I still don't get the human-to-cup pipeline stuff but whatever man, chalk it up to eccentricity. He wants to be helpful and he really tries in earnest. And that's cool.

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Imagine looking at the assortment of unprovoked content itt and thinking 'I need to mess with that'. No taste these anons. Anyway, on to the real subject of interest.

First, a recent portrait posted to r/transpositive that's just classic Patty. The jaunty facial expression is quite successfully overcoming everything else going on, and that's frankly no mean feat. [Archive]
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Mudkipcorn said:
New beat just dropped on Soundcloud... We also got an impressive feat of hydration over on Youtube.
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Patty used the water bottle challenge video as art for the track on Soundcloud so it feels like a little collection worth an archive.
BoughtHer Waddle (korg gadget on iOS) [Archive] | Patty drinks a waterbottle in 1 gulp [Archive]
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But Patty wants it be known that this does NOT mean a return to composing 😡 [Archive]
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While we're on the Tumblr, some of Patty's recentish musings. Wonders whether a fursona event might convert some conservatives (X), talks about zombie meds and crushes, and memes doggies. [Archive]
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Back on reddit, save the date! Patty posts some materials he designed for the proposed fursona event (which becomes an ideal body event after feedback from r/196x). [Archive] [Archive] There's also a new personal fursona to contend with, a 3ft-tall bulldog named Helga, who's 'a lil bit sassy'. [Archive]
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Whereismymind said:
They're going to a restaurant where he will have chocolate milk and chicken strips with fries and plum sauce.
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Patty does like going out to restaurants. From a few months back, Patty had 'polle parmigiana with penne'. [Archive]
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Harbinger of the Demiurge said:
I still don't get the human-to-cup pipeline stuff but whatever man, chalk it up to eccentricity. He wants to be helpful and he really tries in earnest. And that's cool.
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Although he, unfortunately, will not be able to become a living cup, he can easily become a cup after (I hope, very distant) death.
To produce glaze for ceramics, ashes of plant or animal origin are sometimes used, and human ash after cremation is no different. And dammit, it sounds much more fun than to decompose in the coffin, especially for someone as eccentric and authentic as Bibby.
 
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