Paul Smenis

[Abella]

Men have a smenis, women have a vagina.

 

[Ged!]

Tuna Kunt

Imagine the smell

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I heard a rumor Paul Smenis used to date Callow Shunt.

 

[Named User]

I remember an African girl at Sunday school named Godsfavor. She was black.

 

[The Pulverizer]

Who is Smaul Penis though?

 

[Rungle]

The logo of that company shows a lady with big ol titties.
Think he might be a cool guy

 

[Dal-ek my balls]

Do you guys think Paul Smenis shoots semenis from his smenis

 

[not william stenchever]

I remember an African girl at Sunday school named Godsfavor. She was black.

Thank your for clarifying. I assumed she was a Boer.

 

[IKOL]

A man with actual Dongula.
My utmost respect for this thread, you magnificent glownigger.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Damn. Identifies as the King of Pop.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Here before Null rolls in with the rage of a thousand autists and locks the thread.

Top class work, OP, well done.

 

[Spunt]

He/He pronouns. Do not refer to he as an object. He is only the subject.

He's MichaelJacksonGender

Edit: beaten like a ginger stepchild

 

[Anti Snigger]

My original avatar was of a guy named Troy Sneed, on the topic of funny names

 

[legtard respecter]

Paul Smenis caught me on his property.
He saw me trespassing his real estate.
He reached in his pocket for a pistol.
He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind!

Paul Smenis beat me to a pulp!
He gave me a yell-down war hell ride!
He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off his real estate.
He gave me five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rocky road!

At 10 o'clock PM, I drove my Bronco back to Paul Smenis' real estate.
I jumped over his fence after dark.
I picked up a brick and shattered Paul Smenis' window pane.
Paul Smenis sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol!
Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O.J. Simpson!

rock over london, rock over chicago
baby got nurses, we got you covered baby

 

[._.]

This thread has you covered for all of your Paul Smenis needs.
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I don't know, but he has a very funny name.

lol There is no WAY there is a woman named 'Tuna Cunt'. Tuna isnt even a real name!!
I like to imagine Paul as being a freewheeling, never slows down, womanizing, kind of shitty, shady, kind of a scumbag or sheister, but hes like 97 years old. The guy whos like trying to lift up the nurses skirt of cop a feel. He has to be.

 

[Chongqing]

You know if you think about it it's kind of like his name is semen.

 

[vomitusdeux]

This thread has you covered for all of your Paul Smenis needs.
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I don't know, but he has a very funny name.

his pronouns are the sound I made at this post

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

What about Paul's brother Perry Smenis?

 

[Dick Pooman]

ETA: excuse me wtf

 

[Chaos Theorist]