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Yeah, he definitely has never had a pre-dug corpse trench down in his crawlspace during any portion of his adult life.
Dramacow Paul Weimer / "Uncle" Paul Weimer / PrinceJvstin - Sci-fi nerd who likes to photograph little girl's undergarments, hated by his family
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Every time someone shares this gif another piece of my soul dies.
Man, some people are unfortunate enough to just look/feel downright creepy, but are totally harmless. Sometimes it's just a bad genetic lottery or some good old autism, and once you have any sort of interaction with them, you realise they're just run of the mill guys with unfortunate faces/mannerisms/etc.
Paul does not strike me as one of those types, motherfucker is noncepilled to the bone.
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Man, I'm sorry, he just said he's been harassing himself every single day of his sapience, put something better out into the universe, buddy. Just try liking yourself a little more, stop taking photos of kids, and try Belize instead of Vietnam and you'll probably enjoy life more.
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He's talking about his soul here, not his physical appearance. You can tell Paul's the type of melodramatic faggot who looks himself in the eyes when he talks to himself in the mirror. Deep down, he knows that taking upskirt pictures of children is wrong. He blames the rascals for ruining his trip to Vietnam but ask yourselves this: would someone with a clear conscience cancel their vacation plans because of the opinions of internet trolls? So while he copes and seethes about receiving hate on his socials, he knows the brothermen are righteous and just when they name and shame his abnormal mannerisms and pedophilic behavior.
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When this thread began, Paul was surely terrified of the secrets it would reveal to the world.
I hate to be the bearer of bad bews, but unfortunately it seems that now that Kiwifarms just turned 10, Paul no longer cares about it.
*Quick break from shitposting and a serious take for once below.*
Paul, Obscura's second episode doesn't come out for a month. So, AS FAR AS I KNOW, there's no 100% concrete proof you're a pedophile. For real, I hope you're not mentioned there otherwise what I'll do now will came back to haunt me.
Here's the thing Paul: I know I just made fun of you in the post above, but while browsing the other site, I found what is probably THE BEST advice you, personally, will ever get in your life, courtesy of DickensCoffee_mybb. So in the off chance you didn't see it there, I'll reproduced it here.
And Paul, this is not a post intended to make fun of you. Its an honest and once in a lifetime thing, so try to make something out of it!
"Yeah, he just needs to try something. Anything. Let me help him out in case he’s reading. Trust me, no one else is going to want to read this, it’s going to be boring as shit. This is for Paul only.
Everyone else look away."
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What he wrote is pretty much perfect, but I'll add my 2 cents here. Again, just for Paul.
Warning: Power Level ahead
But if Paul doesn't show any positive changes, then at least we now KF and Ona have done all they ever could to better this man's life, but he CHOSE to continue being miserable. If that's the case and you ever feel bad for some joke here.. don't. That's on him.
I hate to be the bearer of bad bews, but unfortunately it seems that now that Kiwifarms just turned 10, Paul no longer cares about it.
*Quick break from shitposting and a serious take for once below.*
Paul, Obscura's second episode doesn't come out for a month. So, AS FAR AS I KNOW, there's no 100% concrete proof you're a pedophile. For real, I hope you're not mentioned there otherwise what I'll do now will came back to haunt me.
Here's the thing Paul: I know I just made fun of you in the post above, but while browsing the other site, I found what is probably THE BEST advice you, personally, will ever get in your life, courtesy of DickensCoffee_mybb. So in the off chance you didn't see it there, I'll reproduced it here.
And Paul, this is not a post intended to make fun of you. Its an honest and once in a lifetime thing, so try to make something out of it!
"Yeah, he just needs to try something. Anything. Let me help him out in case he’s reading. Trust me, no one else is going to want to read this, it’s going to be boring as shit. This is for Paul only.
Everyone else look away."
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All right Paul, it’s just you and me. This is sincere. Here we go…
OK you’re going to need help with the teeth, and there’s nothing you can do about your age, but there are things you can fix on your own. First of all, there are guys way uglier than you who are in happy relationships. You have a job, you take care of your financial affairs, you’re responsible compared to some people, you aren’t starting from zero. You’re clearly fairly intelligent, stop acting like a little girl and we can fix that. Trust me. And you CAN mitigate the age thing by being better physically than you were even 20 years ago. It’s not too late, we’ll discuss it. Not only that, you don’t need to wait. You can start right now.
Write it down somewhere that your goal is to feel better, look better, and you’re giving yourself a full year to do it. Give yourself some six month goals and some 12 month goals. For your first three months, your goal should only be to start tracking your progress. If you decide to go to the gym three days a week, your goal is to do that, three days a week, for the first three months. Don’t worry about how much weight you’re lifting, don’t worry about what exercises or how much muscle you gain, whether you lose fat or not, just focus on building a habit.
Even if you are doing everything wrong, if you do it with consistency you’re way ahead of 90% of your competition. You could always fix your exercises, work out better, eat better foods, be more efficient, learn the bigger lift, you could always fine-tune what you’re doing but you need to build the habit first. That’s all you’re worried about for the first three months. BECOME consistent.
You don’t look too overweight, so building a little bit of muscle will radically change your body and you’ll actually drop body fat percentage just by weight training, increasing your protein by at least 50 g a day and keeping your calories exactly where they are right now. You have absolutely no need to cut calories. None. You have an advantage over overweight people.
Your metabolism kicks into high gear as you add muscle. A brand new person can get something called newbie gains. Your body will build muscle like a spreading wildfire that first year. You are a little older and you don’t look like you eat a lot of protein, so for you it might be a little slower if you don’t fix the protein problem. Young guys who kill it can gain 2 pounds of muscle per month (on average) their first year. 25 pounds of muscle is an enormous amount of muscle. You’re not 18 years old, you and I are not gonna reach that. BUT! If you reach five or 10 pounds of muscle added to your frame, that’s considerable. You will look radically different.
You have no idea how much 10 pounds of muscle is for somebody your size and just how reachable it is, that’s less than 1 pound a month. Seriously, you will change your life. You’ll sleep better, you’ll look better, you’ll have way more energy, your metabolism will be through the roof compared to where it is now. Trust me Paul. Just try it.
First of all, go to your local rec center and get a membership. It’s a lot less expensive than the fancy gym and will have 90% of what the expensive gyms have. Now, if you want to splurge and get the fancy gym, believe me, you’ll enjoy it.
You’re not gonna look like a supermodel at your age but in a year you will FEEL and LOOK like a different person.
Now about your “look”. The two major things you have control over are your hair and your clothes.
Look, I’m losing my hair at my age too. So I keep it nice and short. I used to have long curly hair and women loved it. Can’t do that anymore. If I were to do what you do with your hair, it would look horrible. So I can’t please everybody, I don’t have enough hair for that, so I go for a “look”.
There are women out there that like men with short tight hair. So do that. Women who love long hair aren’t looking at you anyway. Pick a characteristic and be good at it. Because there are women who will like it. Focus on them and not the ones you’re losing out on.
Now, your clothes. I like to dress pretty sharp, especially when I was younger, because my wife likes that. I get the impression you don’t have a lot of money since you don’t brag about making big money like Pat does. Go for the sophisticated athletic look. Think comfort, think classic, think simple. It’s a lot less expensive to maintain. It’s kind of sporty. Nice quality sweatshirts, quality gym shirts, quality workout pants. Nice training shoes, there are women that like that. It makes the man look busy, it makes him look active, it makes him look younger, and if you carry it with a smile instead of whining all the time, you can pull it off.
Plenty of women don’t like that look. But you don’t really have a “look“ right now except for “stay away from my kids“. Sorry, that’s the way you come across. So pick a look, any luck, and just get good at it. Someone will find it appealing. You are not Brad Pitt. He’s appealing in any look. The rest of us need to pick a look. Pick one you can do.
Get some nice jeans and some zip pull overs, stop trying to look special. Just go for sporty and casual and sharp. Classic, clean lines, no Star Wars shirts, no complicated patterns, simple colors. Problem solved.
At least you’ll have a foot in different “types“ of guys that some women like. Focus on what you can do, not on what you can’t do.
Paul, you can’t just keep whining. If you’re not even going to try, you don’t have the right to complain. There are kids with cancer they don’t complain as much as you do. At least try something, man. You dress like somebody who doesn’t have a look that they’re going for, style your hair like the guy who used to style it that way 20 years ago. Have an actual plan! Shake things up. It’s actually kind of fun. Save up a little bit, go buy yourself a new wardrobe. Cut out some of your bad time wasting habits and bad spending habits, go get a Rec or gym membership and check out YouTube for an endless supply of really good advice on how to get into really good shape at your own age.
But you gotta stop whining, man. It does not attract people. At all."
OK you’re going to need help with the teeth, and there’s nothing you can do about your age, but there are things you can fix on your own. First of all, there are guys way uglier than you who are in happy relationships. You have a job, you take care of your financial affairs, you’re responsible compared to some people, you aren’t starting from zero. You’re clearly fairly intelligent, stop acting like a little girl and we can fix that. Trust me. And you CAN mitigate the age thing by being better physically than you were even 20 years ago. It’s not too late, we’ll discuss it. Not only that, you don’t need to wait. You can start right now.
Write it down somewhere that your goal is to feel better, look better, and you’re giving yourself a full year to do it. Give yourself some six month goals and some 12 month goals. For your first three months, your goal should only be to start tracking your progress. If you decide to go to the gym three days a week, your goal is to do that, three days a week, for the first three months. Don’t worry about how much weight you’re lifting, don’t worry about what exercises or how much muscle you gain, whether you lose fat or not, just focus on building a habit.
Even if you are doing everything wrong, if you do it with consistency you’re way ahead of 90% of your competition. You could always fix your exercises, work out better, eat better foods, be more efficient, learn the bigger lift, you could always fine-tune what you’re doing but you need to build the habit first. That’s all you’re worried about for the first three months. BECOME consistent.
You don’t look too overweight, so building a little bit of muscle will radically change your body and you’ll actually drop body fat percentage just by weight training, increasing your protein by at least 50 g a day and keeping your calories exactly where they are right now. You have absolutely no need to cut calories. None. You have an advantage over overweight people.
Your metabolism kicks into high gear as you add muscle. A brand new person can get something called newbie gains. Your body will build muscle like a spreading wildfire that first year. You are a little older and you don’t look like you eat a lot of protein, so for you it might be a little slower if you don’t fix the protein problem. Young guys who kill it can gain 2 pounds of muscle per month (on average) their first year. 25 pounds of muscle is an enormous amount of muscle. You’re not 18 years old, you and I are not gonna reach that. BUT! If you reach five or 10 pounds of muscle added to your frame, that’s considerable. You will look radically different.
You have no idea how much 10 pounds of muscle is for somebody your size and just how reachable it is, that’s less than 1 pound a month. Seriously, you will change your life. You’ll sleep better, you’ll look better, you’ll have way more energy, your metabolism will be through the roof compared to where it is now. Trust me Paul. Just try it.
First of all, go to your local rec center and get a membership. It’s a lot less expensive than the fancy gym and will have 90% of what the expensive gyms have. Now, if you want to splurge and get the fancy gym, believe me, you’ll enjoy it.
You’re not gonna look like a supermodel at your age but in a year you will FEEL and LOOK like a different person.
Now about your “look”. The two major things you have control over are your hair and your clothes.
Look, I’m losing my hair at my age too. So I keep it nice and short. I used to have long curly hair and women loved it. Can’t do that anymore. If I were to do what you do with your hair, it would look horrible. So I can’t please everybody, I don’t have enough hair for that, so I go for a “look”.
There are women out there that like men with short tight hair. So do that. Women who love long hair aren’t looking at you anyway. Pick a characteristic and be good at it. Because there are women who will like it. Focus on them and not the ones you’re losing out on.
Now, your clothes. I like to dress pretty sharp, especially when I was younger, because my wife likes that. I get the impression you don’t have a lot of money since you don’t brag about making big money like Pat does. Go for the sophisticated athletic look. Think comfort, think classic, think simple. It’s a lot less expensive to maintain. It’s kind of sporty. Nice quality sweatshirts, quality gym shirts, quality workout pants. Nice training shoes, there are women that like that. It makes the man look busy, it makes him look active, it makes him look younger, and if you carry it with a smile instead of whining all the time, you can pull it off.
Plenty of women don’t like that look. But you don’t really have a “look“ right now except for “stay away from my kids“. Sorry, that’s the way you come across. So pick a look, any luck, and just get good at it. Someone will find it appealing. You are not Brad Pitt. He’s appealing in any look. The rest of us need to pick a look. Pick one you can do.
Get some nice jeans and some zip pull overs, stop trying to look special. Just go for sporty and casual and sharp. Classic, clean lines, no Star Wars shirts, no complicated patterns, simple colors. Problem solved.
At least you’ll have a foot in different “types“ of guys that some women like. Focus on what you can do, not on what you can’t do.
Paul, you can’t just keep whining. If you’re not even going to try, you don’t have the right to complain. There are kids with cancer they don’t complain as much as you do. At least try something, man. You dress like somebody who doesn’t have a look that they’re going for, style your hair like the guy who used to style it that way 20 years ago. Have an actual plan! Shake things up. It’s actually kind of fun. Save up a little bit, go buy yourself a new wardrobe. Cut out some of your bad time wasting habits and bad spending habits, go get a Rec or gym membership and check out YouTube for an endless supply of really good advice on how to get into really good shape at your own age.
But you gotta stop whining, man. It does not attract people. At all."
What he wrote is pretty much perfect, but I'll add my 2 cents here. Again, just for Paul.
Warning: Power Level ahead
Paul, I'll be honest, I'm not a psychiatrist, so my words to you should not be taken as as expert's. But I am a doctor, so hopefully you find some worth in them. Here's the deal: every single thing the other user suggested is correct, but if you can, there's even more things you can do to get out of this awful attitude towards life in which in find yourself now. Some easy tips:
- If you can, try to get a friend to go to the gym with you. Someone who will get you off the couch in those initial days when working out seems more of a chore than a solution to life (that negative feeling will eventually pass after a couple months, but a workout buddy will help a lot during this initial moments). When people have a fixed gym partner there's a much higher chance the get to the 3 month mark: after that, you're pretty much golden!
- Go to a psychiatrist! There's some good medidication that can help you get excited again, and that will make that transitional moments much easier to endure. But beware, the take a couple months to fully work, so If your doctor decides you could benefit from them, give them time to work! No harsh impulsive decision here, ok? Stick to the plan!
- The doctor will show you other, non-pharmacological strategies that also help a ton, so follow his suggestions.
- Don't forget: pills can help, but they do NOTHING if you don't do your part! Which is everything the other user told you above. Sometimes patients just want something that works fast, by itself, without effort from their part. and that just does not exist. The can help, but only if you are already doing your part, got it? So don't give up.
But if Paul doesn't show any positive changes, then at least we now KF and Ona have done all they ever could to better this man's life, but he CHOSE to continue being miserable. If that's the case and you ever feel bad for some joke here.. don't. That's on him.
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Paul having more confidence is bad for any children in his area. He should just kill himself
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Yeah, I know I'm wrong. I think it's just that he's a coward to such a degree my faggot brain doesn't want to compute it even as remotely acceptable. I guess I've always thought if you're that afraid of the world so that even glancing at your own reflection makes you panic, there's just no way you won't off yourself, right? I got weak there and pitied him for a second but I know... you're right.
I fell for the old Jerry Smith tactic.
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Lmao what a fucking pathetic worm. He is definitely a pedo. This is his pedo dog whistle to any other ""photographers"" to reach out and "take some good photos of him".
You are ugly, Paul. Inside and out.
Its the highlight of people's days because you're a fucking preadtory worm, Paul.
You are ugly, Paul. Inside and out.
Its the highlight of people's days because you're a fucking preadtory worm, Paul.
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I wouldn't say it rises to the level of 'highlight' of everyone's day. It's more like a bonus.
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If somebody stabbed that guy with a syringe full of testosterone he'd probably stop his whiny posts (good) and try to kick in the door of the nearest daycare instead (very bad).
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Oh, it's just his reactions that make him look like a child molestor, not his upskirt photos of little girls, looks, mannerisms, and suspicious trips to Southeast Asia for vague reasons.
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Of course he would quote Amanda Marcotte. That shark-eyed thundercunt still defends Amber Heard.
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Extremely shocking update. Paul didn't get anything for valentines day:
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This is easily one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen someone post.
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"Tough on all of us". Yeah if you're a sexual predator that women know to stay the fuck away from and to keep their children away for the safety of their normal upbringing. Some of us had a fun time playing games with our significant others. Even my oldest seemed to have had a fun time on his first Valentines day date. Cope more molester.
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Trafficked Southeast Asian kids usually don't get much money from their pimps.