Dramacow Paul Weimer / "Uncle" Paul Weimer / PrinceJvstin - Sci-fi nerd who likes to photograph little girl's undergarments, hated by his family

What really gets me about Paul is this isn't some Millennial failure, this guy is old enough to be my father and he's whining about his birthday like a teenaged girl. Sadly he will never add to the Kiwifarms death count because he's too pussy to do the needful. At most we might get some pathetic I TOOK 10 TYLENOLS DONT TRY TO SAVE ME GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD followed by an ER visit attempted suicide
 
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OnA has unearthed more of Uncle Paul's book consoomption.

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That selection is so fucking weird. Dick sucking stories, also clit licking stories. Male dominant stories, female dominant stories. Most people are into one or the other, but he's balancing everything out. It's like he doesn't really understand sex and is reading these like an alien trying to understand how humans fuck.

Also, how many dick sucking stories do you need? At least I can see cross-dressing stories having a bit of variety. But sucking dick is sucking dick. It all tends to end the same way. "I sucked his dick, it was nice." "She sucked my dick, it was nice." Those are the only two plots you can have. Unless they're comedy dick-sucking disaster stories, but I suspect that's a bit too fun for our Paul.

I'm sorry I haven't had a lot of sleep.
 
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Spunt said:
That selection is so fucking weird. Dick sucking stories, also clit licking stories. Male dominant stories, female dominant stories. Most people are into one or the other, but he's balancing everything out. It's like he doesn't really understand sex and is reading these like an alien trying to understand how humans fuck.

Also, how many dick sucking stories do you need? At least I can see cross-dressing stories having a bit of variety. But sucking dick is sucking dick. It all tends to end the same way. "I sucked his dick, it was nice." "She sucked my dick, it was nice." Those are the only two plots you can have. Unless they're comedy dick-sucking disaster stories, but I suspect that's a bit too fun for our Paul.

I'm sorry I haven't had a lot of sleep.
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Stranger yet, they're legal age.
 
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ONA kept the thread about Paul's weird ass erotica stickied at the top of Literary Criticism for an extremely long time. I just recently noticed it is no longer stickied. I really wonder why they stopped.
 
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He literally got two Hugos for molesting children.
Mourning_Cloak said:
ONA kept the thread about Paul's weird ass erotica stickied at the top of Literary Criticism for an extremely long time. I just recently noticed it is no longer stickied. I really wonder why they stopped.
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Lmao, does anyone still think the Sad Puppies were wrong? They now just randomly throw Hugos at anyone who has fucked a child in the last year or so.
 
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Spunt said:
Male dominant stories, female dominant stories. Most people are into one or the other, but he's balancing everything out
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This is actually a common misconception about that particular form of degeneracy. At their root they spill over into one another and there's really no masochism without sadism and no sadism without masochism even within the individuals themselves. One example: in de Sade's books the libertines would do things like whip themselves to increase their overall stimulation as they abused their victims. It's more of a slippery slope into complete decadence and depravity where absolutely anything goes once you fall down the cliff than picking one side or the other.
 
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His shirt is buttoned all the way up, but he looks like he's trying to unzip his pants.
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That's because he's in a school parking lot.

Also why does Paul Weimer button his shirt all the way up?

To hold back the foreskin.
 
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