Penis analyzer based on your name

[Nekromantik]

That's a coat hanger.

Built in abortion penis! I'm a winner!

 

[Monika H.]

The innocent vulnerable small devil...
http://en.inkei.net/Nekromantik
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Well now I know what I'd have if I was a man.

I saw some art of a girl with a ridiculously huge horsecock and I just positively adore it

 

[PantsFreeZone]

My dick is a weapon designed to destroy Uranus.

It is also pink.

 

[Overcast]

I like how everyone's virtual penis has horrible performance rates no matter what size or shape they are.

 

[Monika H.]

I like how everyone's virtual penis has horrible performance rates no matter what size or shape they are.

Because that's how we male Kiwis are when we have a partner. A disappointment.

 

[Nekromantik]

I like how everyone's virtual penis has horrible performance rates no matter what size or shape they are.

I think my vagina has the highest rating so far.

 

[Spicy Hog]

I like how everyone's virtual penis has horrible performance rates no matter what size or shape they are.

I think it's good enough for all the weak ass pussies in this thread, Nekromantik's towel wringer excluded of course.

 

[Okkervils]

@Heinrich Himmler
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Okkervils!Heinrich_Himmler!20180703

 

[Monika H.]

@Heinrich Himmler
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Okkervils!Heinrich_Himmler!20180703

I... I said no.... you bastard...

 

[Nekromantik]

Everyone knows that Kiwis are asshole and yet no one as posted their asshole yet.

http://en.inkei.net/anus/Nekromantik

 

[Spicy Hog]

I was hoping for a premium log cutter

 

[TenMilesWide]

we're doing assholes now too?

dude it's as bent as my dick what the hell

 

[Pvt. Shitpost]

http://en.inkei.net/A-tistic
"The Flame Glitter Gator

also wtf is up with those pea pod cocks up here?

 

[broilerrx]

http://en.inkei.net/broilerrx

The Fancy Hysterical Apache Revolver, I can dig it

 

[TenMilesWide]

http://en.inkei.net/A-tistic
"The Flame Glitter Gator

also wtf is up with those pea pod cocks up here?

you're supposed to put your name in after the slash instead of A-tistic my dude

 

[Steve Mayers]

http://en.inkei.net/Steve_Maiers

"The Lightning Warm Loach"

 

[ForgottenAcct]

http://en.inkei.net/Forgotten_Acct
Well then.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You guys were having an orgy and didn't invite me?

http://en.inkei.net/SexyTimesHitler

"The Hysterical Everyone Mont Blanc"

 

[Desire Lines]

You guys were having an orgy and didn't invite me?

http://en.inkei.net/SexyTimesHitler

"The Hysterical Everyone Mont Blanc"

I got your back fam
literally

 

[Gordon Cole]

I got your back fam
literally
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And you better watch yours.

Also, I spent time with a certain second-in-command...

But it's okay, I go both ways.