Penis Deflectors - Feminism doesn't count

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My deal breakers:

-not having a high enough IQ to appreciate Rick and Morty

-not liking my fedora

-not respecting my katana skills

-being ambitious and neglecting home maker duties

-not being a super model

-smokes

-drinks

-isn’t a virgin

-doesn’t put out on our first meeting

-atypical hair color

-doesn’t like mlp

-not an anime character
 
Having a Robbie Rotten chin and being insecure about it
any man would kill for a Robbie Rotten chin, ungratefulness is unattractive
 
Virtue signaling. You might not believe it right now, but one helping of, "Well, excuse ME if I just happen to care about [bullshit]," will be enough to make a penis detach and soar away in the opposite direction like a javelin. If you CAN put up with it, you're either a soy golem or have absolutely no pride.
 
Ted_Breakfast said:
Virtue signaling. You might not believe it right now, but one helping of, "Well, excuse ME if I just happen to care about [bullshit]," will be enough to make a penis detach and soar away in the opposite direction like a javelin. If you CAN put up with it, you're either a soy golem or have absolutely no pride.
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Are we supposed to be surprised everyone on tumblr is a single basement dweller
 
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