Penis Deflectors - Feminism doesn't count

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Liking a ~tumblr approved~ cartoon or anime.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Quoting Andrea Dworkin during sex.

or just quoting Andrea Dworkin, full stop

 

[sperginity]

LMFAO there is none, if only such a thing existed, you could make a million dollars selling that shit

 

[ForgedBlades]

• Uses social media
• Enjoys "going out"
• Uses Apple products
• Holds any of the political viewpoints espoused by the Democratic party
• Drinks coffee
• Drives a Honda
• Cannot contribute meaningfully to a conversation about current events
• Likes dogs

 

[Overcast]

Ranting about cultural appropriation.

Being morbidly obese.

Smelling fucking awful.

All qualities of one of my last uber drivers.

 

[Idea Waifu]

being a real cunt and crazy bitch in public so everyone will know where not to go if they value their sanity

 

[ForeverGeneric]

Fat or Thicc? You be the judge!

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Being a Disney sperg.

 

[jewelry investor]

wanting to work for valve.

 

[Mc StarChild]

open political beliefs

 

[Curt Sibling]

or just quoting Andrea Dworkin, full stop

Being Andrea Dworkin = Ultimate Deflection.

 

[Some JERK]

That fucking coquettish, Harley Quinn-esque "Daddy touched me" baby voice that some grown-ass women have. It's beyond creepy and I can't be around it.

 

[John Titor]

Constant complaining about everything/no concept of fun

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

That fucking coquettish, Harley Quinn-esque "Daddy touched me" baby voice that some grown-ass women have. It's beyond creepy and I can't be around it.

Groucho Marx agreed:

 

[Antipathy]

Being fat or a HAES advocate, being an SJW, being a troon, piercings, having a penis, or liking the new Star Wars movies.

I'm a sperg.

 

[sperginity]

Being funnier than the guy

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Using the phrase "body positive." You know the moment someone describes themselves as that, they're going to be completely gross.

 

[Idea Waifu]

freaking out and making drama because you didnt respond her message instantly, aka chibis girlfriend

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Syphilis.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Being funnier than the guy

We should probably limit this thread to things that are physically possible.

To contribute: Owning a Funkopop.