People you are surprised never got a Lolcow Thread

HalfPricedAmHoleBuffet said:
I know the YouTuber Nyx Fears got some mentions in a few threads here. Mainly I think ugliest trannies or something like that. I’m kind of surprised given his very swift decent from popular horror tuber to onlyfan tranny fag who cries all the time. Then again, tranny fags are a dime a dozen.
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That's the one that also surprises me. My schizo theory is that Nyx is the reason for Night Mind becoming so fucking gay before slightly reigning it in as of late (as far as I'm concerned).
 
Randy Butternubs said:
That's the one that also surprises me. My schizo theory is that Nyx is the reason for Night Mind becoming so fucking gay before slightly reining it in as of late (as far as I'm concerned).
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I forgot he was involved with another YouTuber or had drama with one. I know I used to see him on X with his equally repulsive tranny boyfriend. I am almost one hundred percent sure that boyfriend is who got him into onlyfans to begin with.

I admittedly haven’t been following up on any recent drama lately with him.
 
Vanillakitsune/ashketchumsays/stripesandteeth/luxebytes somehow doesn't have a thread despite 2 decades worth of scamming, drifting, mistreating her pets, and generally being a fucking lunatic. I've toyed with the idea of writing one myself but it would be quite an undertaking lmao.
 
Perma Banned/Banmin, larps as a hot anime woman, sucks Chinese cock like the rest of them, Tweets like a troon, (sometimes), and uses a fucking voice changer? I know the definition of lolcow changes a lot, but there's gotta be at least one person who finds this man strange like me.

As for another twitterfag, Rock Solid/Shitpost Rock, a man hated for not playing video games and being another 4chan leech account, while he does sperg a lot sometimes I think he would fit in the obscure laughingstocks thread.
 
Mohammed Hijab, a popular Islamic apologist from Bongland who's been around for a decade, maybe. I'm not super familiar with his history, but in recent times, he false flagged a Christian apologist channel because he lost a debate, lost a lawsuit against Douglas Murray (a gay Zionist), and declared bankruptcy because of it, got caught having a mut'ah marriage (which is considered Haram in Sunni Islam) and tried to do some gay ops to cover up the story. He's also friends with Sneako.

Sam Shamoun, a Christian apologist who has been around probably since the 2000s. He got my attention because of his beef with his former best friend & fellow Christian apologist David Wood. While Sam is a great apologist and debater, dude clearly has a mental issue. He's pretty much been ostracized from the Christian apologist community except for a handful of people who still tolerate his abusive behavior. His personal life is also a mess because last year, it was revealed by David Wood that he used to beat his ex-wife and allegedly raped her before they got married.
 
Wyatt Tomlin, he's a mentally ill liberal pundit who posts every second of his life. No he's not related to pat
 
Punished Puar said:
The Act Man - I don't know much about him but he's had multiple controversies, promoting scams and shilling mediocre games, also a massive shitlib and ragebaits on xitter constantly.
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He’s enough of a dumb fаggоt that it surprises me no one has made a thread on him.
Senior Frogmin said:
Perma Banned/Banmin, larps as a hot anime woman, sucks Chinese cock like the rest of them, Tweets like a troon, (sometimes), and uses a fucking voice changer? I know the definition of lolcow changes a lot, but there's gotta be at least one person who finds this man strange like me.
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His entire platform is centered around outrage and culture wars autism, but I don’t know if he’s thread worthy. He’s definitely strange, though, and has potential to troon out like most of the people like him.
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As for another twitterfag, Rock Solid/Shitpost Rock, a man hated for not playing video games and being another 4chan leech account, while he does sperg a lot sometimes I think he would fit in the obscure laughingstocks thread.
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Him and dakkadakka fall into the same category as permabanned, but their seethe is hilarious.
 
D-X-G-X said:
Jim Cornette and Tony Khan have enough lolcow moments to grant them both threads, but they are terribly specific to a pro wrestling niche and their continuous spergouts and fuckups would probably not resonate with a general audience.
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Dont forget Vince Russo. Pactically every wrestling promotion hes been put in charge of turns to shit yet hes convinced himself the WWE wouldn't be around if it wasn't for him. Cornette has hours worth of rants on Russo since he had the misfortune of working in the same company as him
 
Bella DiPaulo - Won't shut the fuck up about how being single is the best and relationships are the devil. Gets a boatload of money for her propaganda.

Charles J. Guiteau (Historical) - Assassinated president James A. Garfield after he was denied a position as ambassador to France for helping him get elected (he didn't do anything.)

Ephemeral Rift - Pioneer of ASMR to bring lovecraftian storytelling into it. Huge sexist and mentally ill leftist who occasionally has mental breakdowns.

Samuel Pepys (Historical) - Writer with a chronic woman touching habit, problematic age gap with his wife who he constantly cheats on. Made an employee pimp out his wife.

Sola Chad - Baptist grifter on Xitter who constantly posts bait, from Enterprise, Alabama.
 
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Cringestorian X said:
Mohammed Hijab, a popular Islamic apologist from Bongland who's been around for a decade, maybe. I'm not super familiar with his history, but in recent times, he false flagged a Christian apologist channel because he lost a debate, lost a lawsuit against Douglas Murray (a gay Zionist), and declared bankruptcy because of it, got caught having a mut'ah marriage (which is considered Haram in Sunni Islam) and tried to do some gay ops to cover up the story. He's also friends with Sneako.
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There is a thread on the wider online Islamic preacher community in the Prospering Grounds which includes Mohammed Hijab.
 
Most Wanted Banana said:
Not a person, but I'm surprised there isn't a thread about the cosplay community. I wanted to talk about women cosplaying as Diana (from Pragmata) and sexualizing her, but I realized there's nowhere to do it.
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You could make one ;-) dear fellow Kiwi

We could contribute cosplay fails, too (unless it's the legendary Bearded chubby Sailor Moon guy who was doing it for the lulz. Only people who are arrogant/delusional plz like Momokun)
 
Foodshops
They agured for years that the therapist they went to prescribed them watching lolicon to "treat," their "pedophiliac OCD."

They are more well known now because they defend Destiny after that huge scandal of him came out.

It didn't shock anyone this person defended Destiny.
They have stated directly "they recognize lolicon is drawn child pornography," so Destiny being accused he had sex with a child didn't faze them.

If this is pointed out; they sperg out calling everyone "anti-fans," and "this happened 3-4 years ago!"

They are a self described pedophile; that's how open they are about this. They even say "they need a 12 year old girl to wrap their arms around."

They are known as a lolcow in the old sperg realm of TwitchPol.
It is so surprising they don't have a thread with the history they have.

If you look into it they are the TwitchPol version of Amos Lee; that's how insane this person is.
 
Billy Mitchell is a really funny example imo. If it weren't for Jobst bungling repeated lolsuits against him, he'd be the perfect classic lolcow. A somewhat thin skinned hilarious character who takes the retro gaming scene way too seriously. Who hangs around grifters and cheaters coasting on 80s nostalgia, and was such a tight ass about insisting he's the best that Cartoon Network made fun of him in Regular Show when they were making jokes about caring about old video game scores too much. He sued, and lost even.

Nothing morally wrong with him, definitely a minor lolcow but he was pretty funny and harmless to the point where he could have had a small thread going. Karl Jobst has made such an ass of himself, even though Billy hasn't changed much its single handedly revoked his lolcow status and passed it on to Karl which has been funny and fascinating to watch.
 
Real Mayun -- Nonbinary mtf that created the Tranny Sideshows thread. Ended up sperging something like "CONTRAPOINTS WAS RIGHT YOU ARE ALL TRANSPHOBIC I HAVE PROBABLY CAUSED A MILLION 41%S." (I really remember this because I was a lurkfag at the time.) Got clowned on and I think he actually scrambled his password only to come back on a million socks. Made fucking weird af spam threads like "FUCK WOMEN DEY CAN'T CODE" or sperging about old technology. Usually his sock usernames had something tech related. At one point he sperged about his fetishes, including for hospital equipment? I don't fucking know. I think he eventually went on meds bc I think he fucked off. I mostly remember him because he was practically impossible to ignore with how weirdly specific some shit could get.

I think any other cow I can think of already has/will get a thread. Thought of making a hybristophile hate thread but I think that's going to be under the CRAMA thread.

Edit: Found the post. Could be a copypasta.
 
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Volker41 / Volkerreklov / Volker - Unironic brony Nazi also obsessed with TCOAAL who got catfished by a man pretending to be an Indian girl. His mother wasn't physically affectionate towards him growing up so he faked injuries to trick his teachers to hug him (his words not mine). Had one thread which ended up being a personal army request and was closed after two pages.
 
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