Culture Pepe Hot Sauce is About Mocking Autistics, Not Racist

You have to be really autistic to buy hot sauce off the internet for ten bucks. I guess it goes great with a Jeb Bush guac bowl.
 
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Excuse me you nigger butt babbies. Real sperg coming through.

This is the list of proper dipping sauces for a good boy to dip his tendies in. Listed in no particular order:

  • Mustard
  • Sweet and Sour
  • BBQ
  • Soy Sauce if it's chinky chicken tendies
  • Duck Sauce for any kind of tendie
  • Nothing
  • Hot sauce for extra rage shits when mommy decides to give her boyfriend a blowjob but not give you the FUCKING TENDIES YOU DESERVE YOU FUCKING SLUT CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anything else is bad for taste. Especially ketchup. I know one of you said it. Get the fuck out you sick fucking normie.
 
Man yknow this was a real neato thread until we all got together and started roleplaying as autistic manbabies, emphasis on "babies".

I'm out, you lot have fun talking like you're mentally five but physically 20. Irony only lasts so long.

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
 
Well eat my doodoo you crying butt baby pissbottle.

Real talk though, it's a thread on a dude who made a meme sauce for a meme snack, did you honestly expect serious discussion?

Nah, just... not this weird, adult baby roleplay.

I kinda forgot that was the entire point of tendies jokes though so fuck me, really.
 
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