Peppermint Swirl Feature Containment Thread

Sneeder Griffin said:
I've known Peppermint Swirl since my days in Ghost's Thunderdome and Inner Circle a long time ago. He was always an obnoxious horsefucker who constantly donated ponyshit and pissed everyone off.

Between Peppermint Swirl, ScuffedBillGates, Ardhammon, Captain Autism, and others, I'm surprised the TCR community doesn't have a Community Watch thread. There are so many cows there that could be milked, including the crippled video jukebox himself.
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Ghost really does attract the best autists who are the easiest to fuck with and have massive skeletons in their closets, his method of pretending to be their friends is something people like Peppermint have fallen for for almost 15 years at this point.
 
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Peppermint Swirl said:

SHOUT THE BATTLE CRY OF THE PONYDOME!

For as long as the Ponydome has existed, she has been attacked and slandered and invaded. We must remain faithful to the Ponydome flag.
>inb4 soyjack memes
Kill yourself for your incessant use of dead forced memes.
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Die out
 
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cans.wav said:
Ghost really does attract the best autists who are the easiest to fuck with and have massive skeletons in their closets, his method of pretending to be their friends is something people like Peppermint have fallen for for almost 15 years at this point.
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I think Ghost's community gets overlooked because people want to erroneously focus on Ghost instead of the spergs in his community.
But he really is a magnet for retards. I still remember the time Ghost let WestCoastCapitalist co-host and he autistically morphed into ghost and had his own cans.wav moment. Stuff like that is why I watched the show for a while. You just couldn't script stuff like that if you wanted to.
 
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William, please extend my thanks to your mother for her sloppy coat hanger work. She may have botched your abortion and created a retarded faggot, but just an inch more to the left or right and we might not have the gift of laughter that your adult face provides.
 
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I fully support the notion of getting pedophiles the mental help they need. After a thorough research of relevant scientific literature, I've compiled a list of psychotropic medications that help alleviate their unfortunate condition:
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I read Tom Sawyer as a 6-year-old kid. If you remember, there's an episode in which schoolchildren read their (terrible) writing. I read it and couldn't inderstand what Twain was driving at, because, to me, these terrible fictional works were indistinguishable from the lauded, "classic" works of poetry I'd read. "Uh, nice writing", I thought. "Epic."

(I wouldn't develop confidence and literary taste until later, when I realized both Twain's intentionally bad examples and the classics were fucking terrible. What prompted the realization was an article by a XIX century critic, who had rightfully skewered the "classics" back when they were fresh from the printing press.)

Anyway.
Cannon discovered Chris through people who laugh at Chris, obviously. It takes the brainpower of a 6-year-old to read about the dimensional merge and shit, compiled and offered to the public to laugh at, and think, "oh wowzie that's pretty cool i should have a dimension of my own". He doesn't look tough, but he's mental enough to be frightening.
 
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In order to reach Equestria, @Peppermint Swirl, you must make the long journey to CERN, in Switzerland. Once there, you must infiltrate the labs and use a crowbar to bypass the safety interlocks and gain access to the accelerator tunnel while the facility is in operation. Whilst carrying one of the Holy Relics of Bronydom, such as the Cum Jar, the Lyra pocket pussy plush, or the Burdened costume, you must run six laps of the active 27-kilometer LHC tunnel whilst chanting “I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash!” at full volume for the entire duration. If the ritual succeeds, your entire body will be enveloped by an incandescent glow, and shortly thereafter, you will meet God. I mean, Celestia. You will meet Celestia.

Never give up on your dreams.
 
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