perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

I live in New York but I will unironically quit my job do this for free.

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Pros to hiring me:
I am a small person
I have decent art skills and I've run an online business so scanning and shipping are things I do just fine as it is
I'm not a freakazoid and honestly if given the chance to sit down and do nothing but draw and write 90% of the time I will just do that
You can sell my handmade goods.

Cons:
travel expenses
I am mentally ill and a woman
(Being a woman could also be seen as a plus bc it'll look bad if men in dresses harass me)
I will probably turn the entire place into a giant fuckin art gallery
 
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My best advice is to second the rural location idea, surrounded by trees and rose bushes or some other thorny plant as natural barriers to long-distance spying/amateur trespassing. The average freak is also a hopeless Internet addict who could barely find his own ass without Google Maps or summon the motivation to drive more than 30 minutes outside a major city.
 
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Fools Idol said:
I suppose that 's the real irony here, the people who meet the criteria of being poor enough, having the spare time and ability to do these jobs while living in a shithole are probably trannies.
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Seriously. This is a prime opportunity for a NEET with no time liabilities, some sort of fixed income/tugboat, a general sense of misanthropy, and a willingness to publicly disgust "polite" society. But that candidate is likely to be a tranny in current year.
 
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BoxcarBeethoven said:
Do they have to live there or could you operate it with office hours that are clearly displayed? In this way, to satisfy the requirement of having someone physically receive servicing, can you get away with someone just being present maybe once a week for a few hours?
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It would need to be more than once a week, due to: "...or if an individual resident, be generally present at a designated location in this State, at sufficiently frequent times to accept service of process and otherwise perform the functions of a registered agent..."
 
I don't live in any of the states you mentioned, but I am interested, willing to move to any of those states (and pay upfront expenses if necessary), and can help you out with those services.
 
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I wonder what the definition of "generally present" is, legally speaking. As in, if you were to buy a crack shack in rural Nevada near a town that a user lives in, could the user declare the shack as being his main address for tax/DMV purposes, have USPS forward both his and the LLC's mail to his actual, nearby address, and still be considered "generally available" to receive legal service at the address by driving half an hour or so out of town to the shack when a Ring camera alerts him or something? I would imagine that the legal definition doesn't require that someone be available literally 24/7 at the location to receive legal service and not have a job during the day, so this person would be about as "present" as someone that actually lives there full-time, but they wouldn't have to worry about constant harassment, swatting, etc.. Just a thought, maybe I'm not considering a few other factors.
 
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Lame Entropy said:
If this actually ends up happening a 24/7 live stream of the front and back of the house is a must.
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Put it somewhere like nowhere Wyoming, nothing is gonna happen except cop calls 24/7 and even then you can call the cops in the area before hand and tell them you are a streamer who got swatted previously and new to the area.

It would be an easy as fuck job except the mail service. Going to get recin poisoning, glitter notes and nonstop death threats.

But hey, everyday we are getting closer and closer to zero physical mail delivery. You can legit just dump it all in the garbage on delivery and tell atty reps trying to reach Josh there was some error and the LOR must be sent via e-mail, lol.
 
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Just a random idea to fuck with people that call the registered agent but have you considered making the official telephone number a one that connects to a satellite phone?

It cost about $5 to $10 a minute to call from a terrestrial phone to the satellite line.
 
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