perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I’m a filthy newb, how would I go about getting one of these?

https://madattheinternet.com/product/2021-chris-9999-silver-round/
Get your mother fucker coin.

 

[RandomFaggot]

Whats profit margin on these coins? And many did Jersh sell altogether?

Im super autistic about finances so I'd love to know this information.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Whats profit margin on these coins? And many did Jersh sell altogether?

Im super autistic about finances so I'd love to know this information.

750 C quarters. The price of silver per ounce is around 25 USD, give or take a little. I forget how much jersh said the production was but I think for the sake of clean numbers we can say around 15 USD at most. The actual profit comes out to around 5 to 10 USD per coin. I'm using round number because I suck at math.

 

[Dona Morte]

So shiny and so BEAUTIFUL.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I'm way too excited to get mine. God forbid somebody sees it though.

 

[Archeopthryx]

Really big of you to showcase Dick Masterson on the coin even if you guys had a falling out.

 

[Ol' Slag]

750 are done and being sent out soon.

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Have you jingled a bunch in your hands yet?

 

[BradCarter]

I really hope the Taliban will accept these as Jizya.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

They look good Nully

Can't wait.

 

[Brahmin]

Are the order numbers indicative of who will be receiving this first batch?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I request, nay, demand a Coin response sticker that those who have proof of Coin may utilize.

 

[Brahma]

I request, nay, demand a Coin response sticker that those who have proof of Coin may utilize.

The hand rubbing jew would be the perfect sticker for it.

 

[Dickens Cider]

These coins are like the coins used in John Wicks world. Tradeable for your choice of services, from a bed at the troon ranch to a drink from orange juice packaged by Luna Slater, relish the relative calm that comes from knowing that a buncha autistic asshats larping as Seal Team 6 will guard you from Earl. Or, if you are really desperate you can trade one to Bella for a weeks worth of sexy time mushroom soup love.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

These are what we're going to pelt Chris and Barb with after they're found guilty of incest, right? Like how the kids in highschool used to throw pennies at Chris, but this time Marvin and Null take the first throws and we don't stop until the sin of extreme autism is cleansed. Inshallah the batch will be compete soon and we can begin the hajj to Ruckersville my faithful Kiwi brothers.

 

[Archeopthryx]

Does this coin fit in a Power Rangers morpher? And if it does, does it morph people into autistic motherfuckers?

 

[XANA]

The coin that chronicled the rise and fall of one Christian Chandler. Truly, a must-have for Christorians.

The coin looks more beautiful in real life than the final artwork made it look. I actually might buy one or two.

 

[Kosher Dill]

does it morph people into autistic motherfuckers?

Yes, they even work before you actually get the coin.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I was thinking about this when the idea was pitched. For every year will there be a different lolcow? I think Terry Davis deserves to be on a coin.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

n00l has repeatedly said there will be no TempleCoin.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Chris sure did zap to the extreme in 2021.