perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had

[Least Concern]

Null could sell a @Lowtax coin, with a portion going to his widows and their children since he permanently stiffed them on child support

That'd be nice, but let's be real - I doubt Null wants anything to do with DIY numismatics ever again.

 

[Shadow Man Dingo]

My order wasn't particularly early (around the 65% sold mark), but I bought just a single coin. I wonder if they played "order Tetris" to try to fulfill the largest number of orders with the coin stock they had, which would've favored those who picked up just one.

I fuckin hope not... I ordered more that one. Though, depending on weather or not I get it, I will take it and get it soaked in holy water. I wonder what may happen to the people who bought theirs off of Ebay to benefit the Institute of tard wranglers. Maybe 59 strange accidents happen to them all because they have the cursed coin.

 

[Plaguemine]

fuk u i got mine!

Cant wait for a society down situation happens so I can finally spend it. Doing so will have people confused and ask whats on the coin, allowing me to sperg bout chris-chan while my frens steal from the back room.

 

[RumZeis]

April 1st and you lost 88 coins.
01/04/ - 88 coins
14/88 my man Null throwing hints here bois!
Perhaphs I've gone full schizo or this is a great April Fools joke.

 

[bbbandito]

Correct me if I'm wrong or late, but someone paid $300 for one of these cursed pieces of metal.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/133996042538?hash=item1f32c9592a:g:ChgAAOSwkQ5h440o

I bought the coin before he fucked his mom and I'm conflicted about having it now. Not conflicted enough to pass up $260 though, so if you want mine, DM.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

wow Mail today. Not sure if this means I'm lucky or cursed now.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

I don't get why you fags are going crazy over owning a single coin, I picked up about 60 the other day just lying around in a depot.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I've said it before, but I'd definitely buy silver with null's retard dog on the face. I would also understand if he never wants to hear the phrase "silver round" ever again.

 

[SCSI]

I've said it before, but I'd definitely buy silver with null's retard dog on the face. I would also understand if he never wants to hear the phrase "silver round" ever again.

Droolydog on heads, the kiwi and corn crest on tails. Given the nightmare minting the silver coins was (a shame, they turned out great), maybe it could be struck from brass instead of silver, if it would reduce the risk and hassle -- something like a Kiwified Chuck-E-Cheese or arcade token. Could probably play on that similarity in the actual design for bonus joke value.

 

[JosephStalin]

Very sorry to hear what happened. Certainly value my two coins. Looking forward to the spring patch sale.

 

[Fruitismo]

God bless Israel

 

[Cuckoman]

Basically, they straight up fucking lost 88 coins of the 163 I sold.

I will issue refunds tomorrow. Only half of buyers will survive. The others will not receive their motherfucker coin. I will email those I have to refund. They've already sent the coins out with the other half marked OUT OF STOCK so I have no discretion over who is getting what.

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As a friendly reminder I am absolutely desperate for a competent 3PL that doesn't require 1000+ orders a month. Preferably with WooCommerce integration.

Where, why and how did they lose them?
I live in south asia/australia I am sure I can go visit them and sort this out face 2 face.

 

[John Freeman]

Where, why and how did they lose them?
I live in south asia/australia I am sure I can go visit them and sort this out face 2 face.

Some underpaid warehouse employee probably noticed they’re labeled silver and swiped them. Unless you wanna book a plane ticket to the U.S. (where I believe the distribution center is based) there’s nothing you can do. And even then you’d be making a fool of yourself, because somebody probably took them home.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

I'm not confirming they're cursed, but since mine entered the mailbox I've experienced an unusual amount of troubles and hassles as of late.

 

[Mr. 0]

I'm not confirming they're cursed, but since mine entered the mailbox I've experienced an unusual amount of troubles and hassles as of late.

that homosexual chris must've remembered null existed and cursed him from the hospital, hence the theft of half the order and the taint of the remaining half

 

[mindlessobserver]

Gotta give Props for the completion of this run. How many website operators actually are able to bring a hairbrained scheme like minting their own precious metal coin, deal with international shipping, payments, and a pandemic to finally get the project over the finish line. The vast majority would have gone full Caveat Emptor a year ago.

 

[beautiful person]

I got my coin

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Got mine today. Thank you for giving us a piece of the farm, Null

 

[Freebasing Chromies]

I really hope that if you decide to do another silver sale at some point Null that you consider making the second round Deagle Nation inspired.

 

[TaterFarmer]

Ugh. Still no coin and no refund email. I'm twisting in the winds of the unknown. :-(