Perhaps this is too spergy for the Kiwi Farms, but would anyone be interested in...

[Silver]

... forum mafia?

I've done this many other times at many other forums and it's a shitton of fun.

By "forum mafia" I'm referring to the party game Mafia, also known in some variants as Werewolf, Murder, etc. It's a real-life party game where one or more people is/are chosen by a "game master" as Mafia, and usually everyone else is Innocent. During the game's "night", the Mafia awaken and choose who to kill. That person then dies and is unable to participate in the "day" discussion. During the "day" discussion, all members vote on who they believe to be Mafia, and the person they vote for is then killed. It is the Mafia's goal to get all the Innocents killed, and the Innocents' goal to vote out the Mafia.

... Such is the basics, anyway. Mafia has been adapted to the Internet such that all sorts of crazy roles are possible. Internet Mafia can also be themed - I'm participating in a Pokémon-themed Mafia right now, and the same forum is also running an SSBB Mafia. With as many members as the Kiwi Farms have, we could potentially get one hell of a great Mafia game going.

You know, assuming people are interested. It's kind of most popular among kids - I always played it at Girl Scout camp, for instance. But forum Mafia has the potential to include unique logic that is a bit harder to work with in verbal, real-life Mafia. You have a good couple days in real time to go through logical discussions about the progression of the game. (Or you can just vote people with no logic, I guess, but I find the logical discussions more fun, personally.)

 

[Pine Tar]

Sounds cool!

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

I would like this, assuming my role can be the Cowboy Doll.

I do nothing but just sit there and do Toy Story shit at night. The Werewolf never seems to notice.

I win if anything happens.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Sounds like fun.

 

[Konstantinos]

Sounds neat. I'd give it a shot if the circumstances allow it.

 

[Ancani]

Definitely sounds fun. I can't guarantee I'd be able to play if it became a reality, since my schedule next quarter is super full, but I'm interested!

 

[Artard]

What if the Mafia spergs out and gets banned before he or she is revealed?

Thes are the kiwi farms, this is a serious possibility here.

 

[Silver]

You know that's a good point I didn't even consider that (mostly cause no one's gotten banned during Mafia in any other forum. We had both the Mafia quit one time, though). I honestly don't know. I don't want to say anyone can't play because of ban likelihood, but.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Ok sure

 

[exball]

I've played werewolf before at a party. It was great fun.

 

[Surtur]

Dibs on being the godfather.

 

[HG 400]

I'll play but only if it's themed.

Tumblrinas and /b/tards?
Gamergaters and Gawker Shills?
Kiwis and Peppy Alts?

... furries and chlorine-gassers?


edit ; also, lol, "too spergy for kiwi farms". Oh my poor sweet summer child.

 

[DeagleDad420]

I probably wouldn't participate in it but I would enjoy being a spectator.

Mafia is one of those games for me that's more fun to spectate than actually play.

 

[Silver]

Perhaps the inaugural Mafia could be lolcow themed, yes. I might need some assistance picking the best lolcows, though, and coming up with decent roles for 'em haha

 

[Arctic]

Maybe we could all play as obsessed Lolcows at a prolonged Sonic convention. One half thinks that Sonic Boom is good, so the detractors kill one of them each night.

 

[Sammy]

CWCville is being harassed by a gosh darn no good troll! someone has used their anime magic powers to turn Sonichu's arms blue (despite having yellow fur), and the Mayor(ess) is awful upset! HeShe is going to place the individual on trial and brutally execute them for their crimes against GodBear, but he doesn't know who was the dang dirty troll! (also Magichan is high or too busy fucking trannies to be bothered or something, his Deus Ex plot device for instantly knowing these things like a Mary Sue is disabled), so its up to the CWCville residents (as well as outside support from Deagle Nation, TJChurch and... golden... knight, I admit, I don't really know his schtick too well) to figure out who the dastardly troll is and bring them before Christian(tina) Weston Chandler for their brutal and graphically intense punishment.

 

[LM 697]

@bungholio is already in it.

 

[HG 400]

Deagle Nation vs False Flag Gay-Rapers.

 

[Some JERK]

I'm in.

 

[Pikonic]

FUCK YES MAFIA!

We played at my old pool job when nobody showed up because of rain. I own BANG and Ultimate Warewolf, which expands on the original, but Mafia is great because of how simple it is.
I'll be watching this thread for details.