Personal favorite WTF moment(s) in gaming? - This can also include things like costume options as well

[GeneralSinner666]

I'm just going to have to say it right now, the main campaign of Um Jammer Lammy is absolutely fucking LOADED to the brim with these; seriously, if I were to list things about it that actually DO make complete sense, I probably wouldn't even be able to fill half of a single goddamned page

Also, the intro to Cho Aniki for PS1:

Not to mention this fucking boss fight from Yoshi's Island:

And this fucking song from Tomodachi Life:

And this fucking guy from Undertale:

And this fucking dialogue exchange from Danganronpa 2:

 

[LN 910]

 

[PuToTyra]

in the age of meme games like that "gachimuchi" visual novel, or things like Doki Doki Literature Club I feel like nothing can surprise me or make me go "wtf eeek" in video games nowadays

 

[Schwachkopf]

This turns me on.

 

[GeneralSinner666]

This turns me on.

So does this, for that matter:

And this as well:

And this most of all:

Just between you and me, I rather enjoy masturbating to Crash Bandicoot's brain as well

And let's not forget Dr. Nefarious' OHH-so-sexy singing voice:

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That trailer of the Bayo 2 for WiiU that showed all the Nintendo costumes for her was pretty good moment at E3.

 

[GeneralSinner666]

That trailer of the Bayo 2 for WiiU that showed all the Nintendo costumes for her was pretty good moment at E3.

As was Mondo Oowada's execution in Danganronpa 1:

 

[Schwachkopf]

As was Mondo Oowada's execution in Danganronpa 1:

Every execution in Danganronpa games are ridiculously bizarre except for some few.

 

[GeneralSinner666]

Every execution in Danganronpa games are ridiculously bizarre except for some few.

Shit, I almost forgot to mention the Muscle March trailer:

 

[jurassic bark]

No one believes me but istg there's a scene in Final Fantasy 9 when the main character teaches a little boy how to masturbate.

 

[GeneralSinner666]

No one believes me but istg there's a scene in Final Fantasy 9 when the main character teaches a little boy how to masturbate.

Needs more filling of his dark soul with LIIIGGGHHHTTT

On a semi-related side note, Paper Mario: TTYD had Hooktail (the giant dragon boss) offering to let Mario sniff and lick her "world-renowned" feet. Seriously, what the hell, Nintendo?

Crossdressed Luigi (and Bowletta) from Superstar Saga and all of the blatant vore/inflation fetish references in Bowser's Inside Story also qualify, not to mention TTYD's Invisible Peach scene

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I was playing Harvest Moon and for some reason Sam the salesman was floating in the sky for hours. Because of that I wasn't able to buy items from him.

 

[GeneralSinner666]

I was playing Harvest Moon and for some reason Sam the salesman was floating in the sky for hours. Because of that I wasn't able to buy items from him.

Should have grown himself one of these:

 

[Sable]

No one believes me but istg there's a scene in Final Fantasy 9 when the main character teaches a little boy how to masturbate.

No he isn't, they're just went to have a piss together in the moonlight whilst a little girl watches them.

...

That's kinda worse.

 

[whisperwingee]

No he isn't, they're just went to have a piss together in the moonlight whilst a little girl watches them.

...

That's kinda worse.

I don't believe this really happened.

 

[GeneralSinner666]

I don't believe this really happened.

Hmm...come to think of it, one time in the Earthworm Jim cartoon, in the intro to The Book Of Doom to be exact, Jim (a giant mismatched-eyed earthworm in a cybernetic superhero suit) and Peter (an adorable cartoon puppy that transforms into the Hulk's bastard child when sufficiently angered) flew into Psycrow's ear canal, jammed a tape player into his brain and made him (a giant, anthropomorphic, morbidly obese New Yorker gangster crow in a yellow astronaut suit) retardedly dance the tango, so by that logic, pretty much anything is possible

 

[Ruin]

Huey going full sperg on Skullface in MGSV still makes me cringe.

 

[Ravio]

Finding out this number is now a 1-800 sex line.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

Huey going full sperg on Skullface in MGSV still makes me cringe.

"We're gonna make diamonds out of his spergery".

I would say the jeep ride, is another good contender.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Normie alert, but the CoD 4 nuke scene really caught me off guard when I played it. Looking back on it now, it somehow manages to feel quaint while still being genuinely more shocking than most things I've seen in a video game.