Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

So, the guy left her for another guy; so now she's saying that bisexuals are more likely to cheat on their spouse?
 
So, the guy left her for another guy; so now she's saying that bisexuals are more likely to cheat on their spouse?
Something like that. I don't know what she's doing now outside of furaffinity tho, but I came in contact with the guy that caused her ban, and sent me the screenshot of a journal that caused her to get suspended by the site for a whole month.
Apparently, Alpha tried to convince other artist not to draw his character, he found out and reported her to the mods, she got suspended for a day and wrote this beautiful journal.
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Ok, now that's kinda of funny
There is also boyfriend application that is pretty hilarious
Rules:

Must be male, so does main oc

WILL defend me against bs. I'm not about to defend myself 24/7. Been defending myself too long without legitimate help.

Must be straight

Very active, responds asap

Protective/defensive over me

If we break up, we stay friends as if nothing happened in the first place

Not a fan of anime: likes pokemon, digimon tho

Must have similar interests as me.

Preferred having canine or scalie main fursona (I realized I suck at being with nor around felines, idk y)

No personas/humans

Loves rp

Has many social medias: steam, discord, etc
Main active platforms: discord, furaffinity

Loves to add details to art they get in description

Posts art every time they get them

Experienced ;)

Older than me(18+)

Is a foreigner; bilingual or more

Optional: artist, writer

Gamer: not intense but games daily a bit

Must be Furry

Sona is a leader, in pack or not
If in pack, only high nationalities

Must not have: weird asf kinks: scat, piss, watersports, etc

Has kinks: abs, muscular, fluffy, etc

Won't get mad if that I don't like: restrictions/restrains in erp/irl

Is dirty/flirty

Doesn't require: irl nsfw pics

Taller than me (5"8+)

Can be: sporty (not too much)

Preferred: not fat but thick, muscular

Commissions a lot

Optional: lives close to me

Preferred: same time as me (day time for me, so would u)

Knows a lot of random things

Not scared of anything
And the term of service for adopts that are a scam even when free
Rules for all adopts of mine:
Rules for this batch: #1
-freebie
-can ONLY take ONE
-1 per person
-just like all adopts, don't sell/gift nor remove my credits on the adopt

Who can get one:
-Not empty accounts
-Experienced furry
-Owns at least x2 Characters
-Rps
-Adult
-Has gotten 0-1 art from me

Who can't get one:
-Empty accounts
-Doesnt rp
-Clueless about the fandom
-Got loads of art from me
-In blacklist
-Selling/gifting prohibited= blacklisted
-no redesigns
-not crediting me= adopt revoked & is mine once again- any incoming art must be given to me & notified to the artist that I own the adopt once again & I'll end up getting the remaining art for it
- tagging me every time you post it
-MUST be a furry
I should look around to see what is she doing now...
I know she got a itaku account now...
I'm just too lazy to browse the rest[/spoiler]
 
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There is also boyfriend application that is pretty hilarious
Rules:

Must be male, so does main oc

WILL defend me against bs. I'm not about to defend myself 24/7. Been defending myself too long without legitimate help.

Must be straight

Very active, responds asap

Protective/defensive over me

If we break up, we stay friends as if nothing happened in the first place

Not a fan of anime: likes pokemon, digimon tho

Must have similar interests as me.

Preferred having canine or scalie main fursona (I realized I suck at being with nor around felines, idk y)

No personas/humans

Loves rp

Has many social medias: steam, discord, etc
Main active platforms: discord, furaffinity

Loves to add details to art they get in description

Posts art every time they get them

Experienced ;)

Older than me(18+)

Is a foreigner; bilingual or more

Optional: artist, writer

Gamer: not intense but games daily a bit

Must be Furry

Sona is a leader, in pack or not
If in pack, only high nationalities

Must not have: weird asf kinks: scat, piss, watersports, etc

Has kinks: abs, muscular, fluffy, etc

Won't get mad if that I don't like: restrictions/restrains in erp/irl

Is dirty/flirty

Doesn't require: irl nsfw pics

Taller than me (5"8+)

Can be: sporty (not too much)

Preferred: not fat but thick, muscular

Commissions a lot

Optional: lives close to me

Preferred: same time as me (day time for me, so would u)

Knows a lot of random things

Not scared of anything
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so...a girlfriend free boy?
Yeah, but she may have already found him for all what I know.

It's kinda posthumous to talk about her at this point, as she was banmed by furaffinity, she also has a instagram, toyhouse and deviantart account, but I am not interested in chasing (same alphawaredragoness username for all 3)
 
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Gewalgon update: She posted a status update that someone was impersonating her white dragon self and telling them to delete artworks they made for her. Another links to a since deleted journal on her husband's account apparently stating she was never posting her art again.
Another note: Gewalgon probably wears a long wig as her Telegram stated she was suffering from hair loss.
 
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Gewalgon update: She posted a status update that someone was impersonating her white dragon self and telling them to delete artworks they made for her. Another links to a since deleted journal on her husband's account apparently stating she was never posting her art again.
Another note: Gewalgon probably wears a long wig as her Telegram stated she was suffering from hair loss.
If there is something more pathetic than regular furries are those who steal someone's oc instead of trying making their own.
 
If there is something more pathetic than regular furries are those who steal someone's oc instead of trying making their own.
They're either underaged, autistic, or in rare cases both. "Google Images is not a furry generator" is a phrase I've had to say to more than one of these dumb motherfuckers.

It's like higher thinking just eludes a major part of the fandom.
 
Made the mistake of moving in with some furries as part of a house share. Been there for just over a year now. Thankfully moving out come the new year.

How some people live their lives is just weird. And annoying. And inconsiderate.

Might just be a mental health thing. As I know not every single individual is like this. But fucking hell, some of y'alls homelives are just backwards.
 
Made the mistake of moving in with some furries as part of a house share. Been there for just over a year now. Thankfully moving out come the new year.

How some people live their lives is just weird. And annoying. And inconsiderate.

Might just be a mental health thing. As I know not every single individual is like this. But fucking hell, some of y'alls homelives are just backwards.
you can't just write a post like this without sharing the best details
 
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you can't just write a post like this without sharing the best details

How lousy of room/housemates were they?


Bet. This may get lengthy. Why I put up with a lot of this shit to start off is because I was extremely desperate after moving to a different part of the country, and a few friends I knew said 'hey we know someone who is looking for a house mate', go hit them up.

Characters:
One Guy: autism personified, the cause of a lot of problems
One Guy's Boyfriend: the bottom, would probably be an OK guy if he wasn't with One Guy
Quiet Guy: keeps to himself, is actually problem free bar the odd socially awkward interaction
Brony: the previous occupant of the room I'm in now


Clutter/Hoarding
The kitchen is pretty much a bio/fire hazard waiting to happen. Despite owning a dishwasher, dirty dishes will just be left and stacked in the sink, packed into the dishwasher, left on counter tops and stove tops and left for weeks. For a while, I would just grit my teeth and bare it and clean it all up when it got too bad. But I soon stopped because fuck that and just cleaned up after myself. Add to this the limited floor space in the kitchen as a lot of it is devoted to dumping both washed and unwashed clothing for the washer/dryer. Which ends up being washed, dried and then dumped in piles around the kitchen for whatever reason. Leading to a weird cycle of laundry being washed, left and then rewashed due to picking up smells and stains from the dishes that are left around and general food based accidents.

This also had side effects like bugs, the inability to access kitchen utensils and hardware and endless arguments over who and who has not created such mess. Which usually ended up just being the One Guy (in a house of four, including myself) being the main cause. One Guy seems to be the cause of a lot of the issues within the house.

Mail will just be left in stacks in the hallway - opened and unopened. Amazon deliveries will just be left stacked in there too. Or have their boxes discarded in the living room or kitchen and left for days. Even now, there's about three or four amazon boxes that are unopened in the hall. Next to a giant bag of Amazon grocery bag which contains yet more bags and letters. Again, I'd take then out for recycling before eventually deciding to fuck that shit.

Add to this the amount of shit that they just collect. Gaming and furry merch have taken over the living room. Shelving units just full of game cases and DVD cases, gaming accessories sat there gathering dust. Eventually being knocked over and either stacked someplace else, or falling over, breaking and being put back in pieces. I heard about something called goat paths that would be formed in high traffic areas and stuff will just be collected and put in the lesser travelled areas. Pretty sure that's a thing here. As there are areas in the living room that are pretty much inaccessible because of all this tat. Which brings me on to:


We Get It, You Like Dog Dick
Laptops and PCs (for some reason there was a PC set up in the kitchen, which moved to the living room, which them moved out of site thank fuck) will be unashamedly be left around with discord channels, Furaffinity/e621 pages, Telegram conversations which show off only the finest of furry porn images, gifs, awkward nudes. One Guy went ape shit at me for 'touching his stuff' after I took the liberty of switching off monitors and clamming laptops up because I genuinely didn't want to be walking around and seeing red rockets and big daddy dwagons pounding twink foxes in the but every time I came back from work or went to and from the kitchen to clean up after myself.

Sometimes One Guy will take to sleeping in the living room on the sofa. Of course he can't get a good nights sleep without his naked Pokémon dakimakura. Only for him to wake up and go back to his own room, leaving the Typhlosion body pillow with the thick, drippy cock and the come to bed eyes discarded. He's actually got a few. There's a German Shepard and a Dragon that is in regular rotation.

Thankfully, I have only seen the inside of his room once or twice. Which, of course, is littered with furry porn posters. It's fun to see him get stressed out when something inevitably breaks and he has to call the landlord to send over some maintenance guys and hear him go on a mad spree collecting up and hiding all his porn, sex toys and other weird shit before they arrive. Because sleep patterns are fucked, regular sociable hours are not a thing. Usually meaning that when there's a knock at the door at 9am/10am/whatever time that isn't before the sun sets, he'll be asleep and I find a little bit of pleasure in escorting two dudes who are hear to replaster a wall in his room, and leave them unaware of the artwork they are going to have to witness. While the rooms occupant is bleary eyed, in their underwear, crawling out of a pile of blankets guarded by the other two body pillows that have not made the journey downstairs.


Noise
One guy likes his music. A lot. Usually around 3am when most people are sleeping. This wouldn't be an issue if the self confessed audiophile owned a pair of headphones. But no, the house is often vibrating from bass and the throaty growls of whatever by the numbers death metal One Guy has decided he just has to listen to at that time. There's either a willing ignorance or a genuine level of retardation regarding this. As I often get told that he didn't realise that 'the sound would travel'. The guy who will prattle on about how much his audio set up costs, and how much effort he puts into getting the EQ just right, or how vinyl is the only way to experience music and how cool cassette tapes are. Doesn't realise that loud music is loud.

Add to that, whatever room they happen to be in they just bellow. Inside voices are working overtime here. There is only one volume setting here and it's usually cranked to 11. Be it him talking to One Guy's Boyfriend, sounding exactly like DSP when he is playing games either on or offline, or just having a face to face conversation about how he martyred himself cleaning up all the dishes and laundry he in fact created in the kitchen. Or bitching about whatever job he has recently lost, or giving his hot take on the latest online/furry drama that's happening. Or when he's hosting 'friends'. Him and his Boyfriend are in an open relationship, which from my point of view, seems to be an excuse for him to sleep around with whatever unfortunate internet denizen he's convinced to come over. And there's always a LOT of booze drunk, almost like he needs to liquor someone up so he can convince them to fuck.


"Friends"
I invited some of mine around once. It did not go well. It wont be happening again until I move into my new place. One Guy got triggered when my pals decided to openly discuss what a shit hole the house is and what a weird moth fucker he and his Boyfriend is. So much so he was left visibly shaking and stomping around the house for an hour or two. I'm quite a sociable guy, I run D&D for these guys and really like to put in the effort of having people over for dinner and just enjoying people's company. Can't do that when you have to navigate a living room full of weeb shit, an unusable kitchen and weird fuckers to-ing and fro-ing to make sure no one is touching their stuff.

Him and his Boyfriend do invite people over every once and a while. For drinks and some fuck. Don't know if he considers to be a Chad move, but this usually ends up with One Guy and whatever unfortunate soul sleeping naked on the sofa in the living room. While his Boyfriend has slipped upstairs to jerk it, or just enjoy some time away from his manchild.


The Eviction of Brony
While I was supposed to be moving in, one guy was refusing to move out. He was given two months notice, nothing happened until the last couple days when the deadline was looming.

Brony was pretty much that. Had a room full of furry, broken tech and MLP merchandise and left everything until the last couple of days to move his shit. Very much like the rest of the house, there was very little actual living space in said room. Which was a miracle, but it took a good couple of truck rides to haul it all back to his parents house. The reason he was evicted is because of paying rent, he'd spend it on pony toys, retro gaming stuff that'd never be used and trips to different countries to different conventions. But would cry poor when it came to coughing up that money for rent and shit he was responsible for.

The day I was meant to move in there was still problems. He left at lease ten huge boxes or crap in the room and said he'd pick them up in the next month. I kindly told him that he had until the end of the day or it'd be out on the street. Thankfully, he got his Dad to pick them up. Felt sorry for the guy. Reminded me of Gill from The Simpsons. Like, he knew that his son was a fuck up, but he had to forced enthusiasm that at any moment he may change for the better. I owe him a beer.

Took me a solid couple days of cleaning to get the smell of the guy out. Because of the state of the kitchen and the general way they'd deal with laundry his clothes and general hygiene was poor. Smelled like a group of teenage boys suddenly learned what masturbation was and dedicated their lives to it. Add to that he had lived in there for two years and no one knew when the last time he had dusted, vacuumed, showered or cleaned his bedclothes.

Have head off to work soon and I'm getting sick of typing for now but there are a few things I haven't really gotten into:

- One Guy's delusional outlook on life and his role in it
- What happened when I started dating someone (aka, periodgate)
- The eviction notice they (not the landlord) handed me

EDIT - spolier tags have gone fucky. I keep editing the BBCode but it still keeps coming out weird. Null, what the fuck.
 
So was it really cheap and were you really broke or how the fuck did you not realize this was a bad idea?
Started off cheap, but over the last two months they've started asking for more money. I could tolerate living there temporarily and until I could get myself a decent deposit on a new place.

But since The One Guy has directly asked me to pay pretty much double. And it hasn't come from the land lord directly I'm not gonna humour the request.

Essentially I up and left a rather shitty situation to pretty much start again someplace else, which went really well. New job, was sofa surfing for a while until this came up. I was genuinely pretty desperate. And the plan was to just put up and shut up until I could slam some cash on a place and dip. But I'm getting impatient and it seems to be getting worse.

Consider my lesson learned.
 
This one has peaked my interest lately:

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This dude is a generic furry who seems to be trying to cover his tracks for some reason. The art is all dog shit MS Paint as you would expect but what really caught my eye were the expired Discord links in the description of the video posted above. Where do they lead? And what the hell is this weird deep dramatic cat lore? (Edit: Upon further searching I've learned these cats are from the book series "Warrior Cats" by Erin Hunter)

Even more interesting is the single comment on the video:

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Perhaps I'm reading too much into this but furries are not exactly trustworthy.

Links to docs pertaining to whatever their "MAP project" is:


 
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Links to docs pertaining to whatever their "MAP project" is:
A "MAP", also known as a Multi Artist Project, is an art project whereby multiple artists produce individual video clips (known as "parts") for a larger video, usually recreating film/TV scenes or a music video. "8 Awesome Angles of YouTube" is a notable example of a wildly successful MAP, with each segment of the video medley being created by individual NicoNicoDouga & YTPMV artists who surely each got a boost to their individual notoriety due to their participation. Children with FlipAClip or whatever it's called also like making very low-quality MAP parts such as this, and this garbage which shits up social media and makes it an objectively worse place is what the term MAP most often refers to.
 
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