Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals

[osooolemiiio]

Here's one of my most recent lolcalves, "Cameron"!

Full about / dni (archived)

Been observing this one since autumn 2021. She's to turn 18 this month, so chances are, even moar ghey is on da way. Fun facts collected so far:

• Parents issues (obviously), highly conservative dad and a huge-ass wish to rebel against him.
• Mental issues (that's a given when you're 17 and (likely) brainwashed by Lindsay M. Amer and her ilk on top of already having alcoholic parents, I guess?) and as a side effect, a bunch of "identities" she is changing like a week set of panties, and suibaiting on main and RP side blog (archived is the RP one).
• A whole harem of "f/os" she (yes, she. A girl. Like fuck am I denying myself a pleasure of misgendering troons) lusts after, despite having "nsfw dni" and "Im a minor uwuwuwu~~" plastered all over her profile - from FNF to Miiverse to DHMIS to Animal Crossing to hell if I know what else.
• An "SFW" agere blog (archive) and a (currently deleted, but who knows) 18+ blog. So much for being an uwu harmless minor desu~.

• From the latest "Who I Really Truly Am": A DRAG QUEEN "Madame Charlotte Delight". See for yourselves.

Arrrtz samples:

Spoiler: "Tw suggestive"

"I-I- t-think I'm about to shit in m-my leotard~"

DRECK KAWEEEN:

Screencaps and some archived posts:

Spoiler: "Minors dni~"

And a whiteknight that didn't want to get capped, so have an archive

On ~agere uwu~ and an 18+ blog:

CW: if you’re a minor, below 16, or don’t like “Age Regression” talk or anything, then DNI with this post. ​

I probably sound nust but uhm… age regression????????​

I think I would always subconsciously age regress without knowing what it was, I mean I have a ton of stuffed animals, and always get that mood of just wanting to snuggle myself in my bed and hug them. ​

Also, I’ve been thinking of getting a binkie and a sippy cup, it used to have one but I was old and yucky so my mom threw it away years ago. ​

My mom told me once that of she ever saw me sucking on my thumb she would smack me and ground me ​

So, yeah, I’ve been realizing and wanting to do age regression but I felt like my blog isn’t right for it and that I’ll make others uncomfortable or something… ​

I keep thinking about my F/Os taking care of me, and loving to baby me, just being very supportive and loving >w< ​

So, yeah, I’m sorry if anyone feels uncomfortable about this but I just thought I’d get it out there. ​

(archive)

Spoiler: Agere shit

"/pos /gen /lh"

But did I mention that this faggotry may as well be copium due to...
Sexual harassment in school?

Spoiler: And other traumas

So…​

tw: personal talk/vent & important update information​

So, for a long time now, I’ve told and said to everyone that my name is ‘Cameron’, at least online anyways.
And I’ve never explained why I choose that name. Well, it’s not like I don’t like the name, but to make a LONG story short, I was with another girl online, like dating, for a long time. We had a lot of conflicts at times, and all we mostly did was be horny for each other and do sexual roleplays.
We were both in middle school, when we had started “dating” and I’ll be honest, we shouldn’t have ever gotten together, every time I think about it. I’d have to admit that, we weren’t good for each other, and it still haunts me. I still remember her name, which sucks because I really wish I could forget.
I get flashbacks to everything we’d done, even though we only spoke online, and we’ve never met! Yet, I knew what she looked like, I even seen her butt before, which I didn’t ask for, we shared a photo account on google and I saw her butt. And all we did was be horny for each other and roleplay.
And so, after a long while, I eventually came out to her as a trans guy, and she then said that “I guess that means I’m bisexual now” and the more I think about it now, I realized that she only wanted to be with me is why she said that as an excuse, (because we dated when I was still a “girl” and she was a lesbian)
Anyways, I told her I was having a hard time for a new name, and I then gave her some options, Chad, Charles and Cameron. She immediately got excited and said “OH!! I’VE ALWAYS LOVED THE NAME CAMERON!!” so, naturally, since she liked the name I choose it and kept it. For her sake & happiness, instead of mine.
We obviously drifted apart, after she just disappeared for long time, until I random got a message from her in 2020, when the pandemic had already shut everyone inside. I immediately told her I wanted nothing to do with her, especially after being gone all this time. She then called herself a “bitch”, which wasn’t the first time, and I just told her to not say that and to stop trying to guiltrip me. She immediately said that she wasn’t and apologized.
At that point I didn’t care anymore, I just told her to find someone else, to not insult herself, and try to move one. She just thanked me and I then blocked her. And I have never seen or heard anything from her since.
So, I’ve had this name for a long time now, but every time I think about my name, all I can think about is her. And it makes me sad and uncomfortable.
But, when someone just says “Cam” I feel happy and fine! Which has made me think about this a lot more seriously.
But, I thought if I just “changed my name” people would get mad. So, that’s also why I had made a list of “nicknames/other names” people could refer to me as, so it wouldn’t come off as rude or something.
But, with all my thinking, and debating back and forth with myself, I’ve finally calmed down enough to understand, and say what I need to say to you all.

I don’t want to be called Cameron anymore.​

From now on, you all can just call me Cam. ​

I like that name. ❤​

(archive)
Reaction to some ween (part related to quote above) (archive):

Tw: personal vent & update information​

I just. I’m so tired of this. I’m used to just brushing off people saying I’m not valid, or that I’m cringe and shit, but nobody has flat out said that I’d groom/r*pe people.
I was once s*xually harassed/touched inappropriately, by a person I thought was my friend. It made me very uncomfortable, and I did push them away a couple time, but they just continued to do it anyways. At the time, I didn’t understand or realize what they did was wrong, but I now understand that what they did was very inappropriate and we soon drifted apart.
And now what anon just said came from nowhere, and I won’t lie, and say that it made me very upset and I almost wanted to cry.
I was trying to just watch tiktok and get over someone I liked getting banned, and I get a notification of an ask, and I read THAT SHIT.
I have to live with the fact that, it’ll be worse when people would, could, and will say this to my face..Which could end out even worse. I can’t block them or ignore them all, because they’re everywhere, and they could possibly try to kill me because of how they think of me.
I was tempted to just block that anon, delete the ask, and just ignore it, but I just felt so hurt and disgusted. I never thought I would get an ask like that for nothing. I said that I would be more confident, to just ignore the haters, repeatedly said that if you don’t like me just block me! And yet, I get and ask like that!
They said that they’re going to report my blog, which I don’t understand how that works, so if my Tumblr gets taken down I’m sorry. I haven’t done anything wrong and I didn’t do anything! But, knowing how stupid Tumblr is, my blog might just end up being deleted or banned because of stupid shitheads like that anon.
If you haven’t noticed, I turned asks off. I’m sorry, but this is more serious than other times. I’m not going to just brush this off and pretend like everything is fine, because it’s not.
I’ll be taking a break for a while, so I won’t post, reblog, or interact with anyone for a while.
I guess this is also a bit of a protest to what that anon did. But that doesn’t mean I’m okay with what happened.
So, to everyone please don’t worry to much. I’ll be fine, I just need some time and space away from Tumblr and other social media for a bit.
So, everyone I hope you all have a good day, afternoon, or night.
And everyone, I’m sorry for anything I might have done to cause this. Anyways, I don’t know when I’ll come back, but I hope you all can understand.
Goodbye.

Abused kid bingo

• Pronoun sperging (archive)
• "Tw negativity" (archive)
• Assorted archives

I'm still keeping tabs on her (and some of her asskissers) sometimes. Let's see if she learns something by the age of 18... or whenever the reality finally bitch-slaps her in the face.

 

[Melkor]

Another case that proves that children should be banned from using the internet until they’re 18.

 

[MrHoneyBadger]

age regression​

In-fan-ti-lize

I was once s*xually harassed/touched inappropriately, by a person I thought was my friend. It made me very uncomfortable, and I did push them away a couple time, but they just continued to do it anyways

Kiss on the cheek or a hug, I wonder.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Half of the so-called harrassment sounds like sockpuppet accounts. Or all of it.

Their art is shitty Picrew level-if that. Unless there shit out there that's way more disgusting or noticable, nobody is ever going to bother them over it. "Realistic" gaping anal vore- might drag in a few puritans. Shitty cartoonish squiggles of something hairy? Maybe some "aww look at you doing art!" comments. Like somebody's being nice to the class retard for applying fingerpaint to the paper rather than chugging it again

 

[osooolemiiio]

Like somebody's being nice to the class retard for applying fingerpaint to the paper rather than chugging it again

Nailed it.
Said class retard is currently digging through a fuckton of fictional genders and... really, I wish POGS (caps) and collecting candy wraps was again in fashion, cause that seems like just the thing for her/them/IT. Same logic, but at least more use, more fun, and no need to project it at every single person or march with a colored rag.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Nailed it.
Said class retard is currently digging through a fuckton of fictional genders and... really, I wish POGS (caps) and collecting candy wraps was again in fashion, cause that seems like just the thing for her/them/IT. Same logic, but at least more use, more fun, and no need to project it at every single person or march with a colored rag.

I'm tired of cunts trying to force themselves into the LGBT by pretending to be Autigender. Gender dysphoria and SSA aren't things to toy around with, and I hope she doesn't try to get on HRT due to her issues clearly stemming from parental neglect

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

Can't quote but the stuff that's checked off that "abused kid bingo" can literally just be boiled down to stuff any good (or even just slightly old fashioned) parent would do.

You have a messy room? Your parent gets mad cause they want to teach you to be hygienic

You cry? It's not a healthy parenting strategy but lots of people see it as weakness. Not abuse, but definitely not good.

You want freedom? That's literally just typical teenager shit.

Your "trauma symptoms"? Yea, if you go off to your parent about how they abuse you when you're a teenager (who is obviously not being abused) it's gonna fuck with them.

Why do kids these days think being abused is quirky or makes them unique? All this shit does is make people who actually have been abused less able to speak out and less likely to be believed. I actually came out of an extremely abusive situation and I fucking hate how they think not being granted their every whim is abuse. Not being allowed to go out or eat candy for dinner isn't abuse, kids. Stay off the internet.

 

[Hyperborean Fried Rice]

Where'd you go....I miss you so...seems like it's been forever since you've been gone.

Ok basic rundown:
"Asexual" girl who likes to draw lots of fanart of male characters with big distended bellies burping and puking after eating too much freakin' pizza!
She acknowledges that her art is 'kink' but claims that she is into this kink in a non-sexual way, whatever that means.
Gets in lots of slapfights because people take issues with her posting this blatant fetish art in SFW tags, which is admittedly a very old school tumblr issue.
She likes to cry about aphobia when people call her creepy and suicide baits.
She supposedly quit tumblr due to this harassment but left her blog up.

Spoiler: art example, exactly what I described

 

[osooolemiiio]

She's still up as FungusFangs.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

This one takes me back. Some good years ago, I had a disposable Tumblr account I used to browse when bored. Bumped into a lot of crazies this way, but this one, this woman, was fucking bonkers!

She had her amateur porn blog where she posted nudes of herself and personal posts, I followed it out of fascination for the bizarre. Was a bit chubby but had the usual fat girl confidence problems and some more, half of her posts were long walls of text of her bitching about stuff and being miserable, she was the kind of person that takes a minor thing like some old lady giving them a weird look at a grocery store and takes it personally to the point of ruining their day and writing whole fucking pages of unhinged horseshit!

One day I saw one of her posts, lamenting about how her life sucks and how she's an ugly pig and what else, I didn't realize it was her so I had a moment of empathy and posted a nice comment, a short uplifting message with a little compliment, nothing obscene or demeaning. Her reaction? She fucking flipped out and sent me dozens of messages of abuse, made a post with a screenshot of my comment, bitching about "The shit I have to put up with, fuck all of you!" . Even the e-mail I used on that account was disposable, so I simply made a quick list of nice stuff I used to follow, deleted that account and created a new one without following this psycho bitch. Was quite the wild ride!

 

[Hyperborean Fried Rice]

She's still up as FungusFangs.

True but she just posts her art there which is only about a quarter of her appeal to me as a personal cow. She doesn't make text posts vague raging about people talking smack about her or publish the posts about how her art is non-sexual kink because she asexual on fungusfangs. The glimpse into her psychology is more entertaining than hawkeye and cyclopes from xmen burping.

 

[Vandy]

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Where'd you go....I miss you so...seems like it's been forever since you've been gone.

Ok basic rundown:
"Asexual" girl who likes to draw lots of fanart of male characters with big distended bellies burping and puking after eating too much freakin' pizza!
She acknowledges that her art is 'kink' but claims that she is into this kink in a non-sexual way, whatever that means.
Gets in lots of slapfights because people take issues with her posting this blatant fetish art in SFW tags, which is admittedly a very old school tumblr issue.
She likes to cry about aphobia when people call her creepy and suicide baits.
She supposedly quit tumblr due to this harassment but left her blog up.

Spoiler: art example, exactly what I described

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Why oh why did you have to remind me that she exists.
I can't remember if my first exposure to her was Tumblr or DeviantArt but her inflation puke fetish trash infested every character tag I used to look through.

It's one thing to claim your fetish is "non sexual", it's another to expose minors to it and not acknowledge that it absolutely is a sexual thing for your audience.

 

[Jack Scarefani]

She's still up as FungusFangs.

They can draw too...what a waste of life and talent. Literally many such cases and sad too.

 

[osooolemiiio]

Booooyyyy have I got a tasty one for you. Been checking on "Cameron" (currently locked to tumblr view only... little does she know I am observing ) and ooh la la, one of her reblogged PSAs dug up... quite a lolbull.
Sample of his arrrrtz:

Context:

• The dude appears to have been in the fandom for 7 years (more on that below)
• Had been posting misc porn of "Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared" characters in all the pairings/poses possible, on a fuckton of accounts
• Had been kicked out of the fandom (no idea whether just him or with a few white knights) over that, and nuked part of his accounts
• Started a more or less harmless acc, from which used to approach and commission other users (part of whom were teens). But like an autistic pervert he is, he rather quickly failed to keep that façade for long, attempted to off himself and cut his arm...

• ...shortly afterwards returning under the current handle. This time openly MATI, posting and sharing porn from all of his past accs, having a week-long (currently) meltdown and with zero idea how fucking laughable he looks.

From his own words:

Anon you do not understand how long ive been ashamed and paranoid and the amount of fuckin….self hatred man…..young!tripps beating himself up while *being so so so close to taking his own life over this whole fucking thing*

IM FINALLY FREE OF THE SHAME IAND IM ABOUT TO MAKE IT THE COMMUNITIES PROBLEM FOR FORCING ME TO GO IMTO HIDING FOR ALL THIS TIME MWHAHAHAHA,

seriously man, I was closeted from the very fuckimg start. I’ve been in this community for 7 years and I can finally FINALLY be honest with not only myself but the rest of the Internet I’m so proud of me

https://archive.ph/yQH5T – his nsfw alt gets discovered by a follower
And a reply to an ex-friend of his back from his "harmless" days.

Of course like hell am I saving his pr0nz to showcase here. Have archives of the most fucked up ones instead:

https://archive.ph/8NLaJ Yellow kid × his father. To make things worse, this one is traced from a normal artist's piece where all the characters pose to an artist.
https://archive.ph/d6em5 – human!computer × human! red puppet
https://pockets0n.tumblr.com/post/689749289158770688/objectfucker-my-beloved-whats-the-most-cursed – one of links is his pic on r34
https://archive.ph/bXnpv – just a "harmless" page snapshot to compare style

From what I personally managed to dig up:

• An entry on his very first (baleeted but see webarchive) dA page, arefeetshoes, mentioned he was 17 in 2015, which means he's 24 in 2022 = born 1998.
• Used to call himself Jacket. A twitter under name "arefeetshoes" exists and has a name Camden Arnold on it, but it's unclear whether or not it's his past one (current ones are pockets0n and DARKLUNCH3).
• He strongly denies he's a MAP©, yet is really, really into the yellow kid in a way that's 6 kind of fucked up:

So like, ANYTHING featuring yellow guy is seen as baaaaaaad so obviously my rancid ass gravitates towards shipping the lad with anything that moves aha he’s thing is he’s just fuckimg dumb and absolutely oblivious man so of course I’m gonna take advantage of it

Also, to clear things up, no. I’m not a map, so don’t try pulling that shit on me my guy.
If you’re a minor I will literally mace you on sight get the fuck away from me

• and finally, his life motto that he shared with the crowd even from the "friendly" acc. People thought he meant JUST the usual grimdark shit. If only they knew...

You do NOT understand how much my soul FESTERS from the lack of grimdark stuff in this community man like, ITS THE ENTIRE SERIES MAN . I WANT CONTENT THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE AND SICK TO THE STOMACH FANDOM WHY ARE WE ALL SO SOFT IVE HAD IT WITH ALL THE FLUFF AND CUTE ART BEAT ME TO DEATH WITH A SACK OF UNCOOKED MEAT ALREADY I NEED IT NOOOOOOW

 

[the shoebill]

I spent way too much of my early teens on that forsaken hell-site, but I did meet some good friends on there. While I remember a lot of vague things, I don't recall a lot of individuals, but that's likely because it's been over 5 years since I actually used the site. There were so many individual communities like Love Live and Stephen Universe which had so many of these social rejects attracted to them. I do, however, remember receiving death threats from people for posting a meme about there only being two genders which did net me some 50k notes.

Kind of similar issues to any sort of Munchausen's thread- accusing someone of faking illness is serious and can be hard to prove. Same thing with Ratkings- maybe some of them do have actual diagnosable GID. Regardless, both of these communities have threads because even if they do have a legitimate physical or mental illness, they're using it for personal or social gain, and they're fun to watch.

There's definitely a community of Tumblr users (who follow each other and interact with each other's posts) who have non-white ethnicity-themed blogs while admitting that

• They only have one non-white great or great-great grandparent, but identify exclusively as their great grandparent's race (despite the below)
• They appear 100% white (and claim to be white-passing) and were raised in white, Christian households
• They have no cultural ties to the non-white culture in question
• They -discovered- their ethnicity at some point, through hearsay, and made a blog about it
• Despite the above, they claim total authority over all [ethnicity]-related issues, and immediately become an expert on culture and religion (and attack all criticism of it, even if from people of that culture/religion)
• Typical bizarre SJW posts and personal conflicting or confusing anecdotes (i.e. posting about their childhood experiences as a [ethnic group] person, despite only learning their great grandmother was Turkish 10 minutes prior, fighting with ex-Muslims about islamophobia despite having been raised Christian, casual racism, obvious fetishization/"I am exotic, mysterious, or special due to being multiethnic" sentiment, etc)

which I would say is lolcow behavior, even if they really are 3% native/tatar/etc- any Native born and raised on a reservation would tell you that some 97% white person squawking at a Native American for calling themselves an Indian is exceptional.

Maybe the best way to go about it would be:

• Discouraging "is [ethnicity group] white" conversations- these kinds of people get off on the idea that they're special, mysterious, or exotic due to their ethnicity (which is racial fetishization and exoticism)- feeding them isn't productive
• Discouraging debating ethnicity specifics- even if they are the 3% Tatar 97% white person they claim to be, they're using a very low % of DNA shared with a group of people that they have no cultural ties to to boost their status in SJW spaces. The thread would have an emphasis of, even if these people were, say, the 3-10% [insert ethnicity here] that they claim to be, they're still thread-worthy and within this clique of ~rediscovering my heritage~ bloggers. People who claim to have a high % of heritage (25 and above) should probably be excluded, and they don't typically show up in this community anyways.
• Excluding people who LARP irl (ala Dolezal) or people who are admittedly 100% a race but identify as a different race to Racefakers general. This thread would be about racist SJWs who reclaim trace DNA/anecdotal heritage by making an ethnicity-themed blog on Tumblr.

Regardless, these people seem like a coherent group of lolcows. It could possibly be more of a "Ethnicity-Themed Sideblogs of Tumblr". I have a draft started- I'll try to get it into Proving Grounds once I find a few more people. OPs are hard so feel free to throw guidance/pointers/personal cows my way.

I remember one person like this that I met on tumblr approaching a decade ago who still to this day claims to be Mesoamerican despite the vast majority of this person's family being Euro-American. Now this person's latest obsession is being a genderless plural-system using it/its pronouns and claiming to be a grey aro-ace lesbian. You'd hope that these people would eventually grow out of their phases as they entered their fucking 20s but apparently not.

Speaking of weird internet types, anyone else remember Kirinodere (also went by ValerieScape and valkyrierie on tumblr)? I first heard about this person on 4chan but I mainly remember this individual from various posts shared on tumblr. It was always weird how this person first claimed to teach middle schoolers and then high schoolers (two career-paths which require different educations, and one also requires tertiary education) at age 20, and then went on to design shit for Ikea. It's more fun once one considers the entire pedophilia and siscon shit.

 

[Glowie]

All of my lolcows escaped the containment

 

[Catastrophe-TM]

I've still kept a few tabs on Lilith Fairen here and there, noticed a couple of people found my archive links and used them to expose her insanity and hypocrisy. One of the major things that's happened since Lilith joined to RWBY fandom to shit on its hatedom (called RWDE) and feel good about herself is get involved with a person by the name of Canonseeker, another RWBY schizo. He took a liking to her because of her batshit ramblings and follows her on Tumblr and Twitter, occasionally retweeting/liking her rants.

Because of this association, Lilith got name dropped in a google doc that reveals all of the shit Canonseeker does (I'm working on figuring out how to host it on here), which reveals he's everything Lilith hates, along with a summary of her own schizo behavior. Whether she's taken notice of this and doubled down in ignorance or distanced herself from Canonseeker remains to be seen though.
She seems to be paying more attention to the people who are on her shit list for daring to call her out: The Judgmental Critter, Dextixer, TheFloofArtist, the edgy magical girl, and we-post-rwde-here-sir to name a few. She also privated her Twitter and deleted the Team-HLRT tumblr blog seemingly because it got more attention than Glints Saga, and whined about not getting attention for her writing by having a meltdown and password-protecting her main tumblr before realizing she can't, then deleted the post to pretend it never happened.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

My personal lolcow is a FtM that identifies as Non-Binary now and is dressing feminine (lol) and uses he/him/they/them, I followed her yeaaars ago when Homestuck was hugely popular. Anyway, because of troonism and BPD (why do they always come paired?) she posts everything about her life online (and as of now is asking for money to "survive" because apparently she lives with her parents but they don't let her eat the food and need to buy medication despite the fact you can get them for free here. Pretty sus for me).
There was a time she literally dated an ex-addict and wanted to adopt his son with another addict only for him to use crack again and fuck his ex. Also, every time he gets a new job he falls for someone and is quickly fired. I've lost the count of how many times that happened.
She's always complaining about how life is unfair and how her parents favor her older sister (who has a good job, family and home). Keeps posting about random "crushes" and identifies them by their names. Started tattooing but her technique is pretty bad (wonky lines, sometimes looks like prison tattoos) and stopped pretty quickly. OH AND SHE DOES DRAG and says her persona doesn't accept "he/him" pronouns.

Now she's trying to be a Twitch streamer and is struggling to be an Affiliate, which isn't hard at all with her number of followers but lol, maybe her content isn't that great.

 

[ReVeRaNd DoCtOr]

My personal lolcow was beauty parlour material until she private everything and blocked me for some mundane comment trying to help her look after her cats better.
Standard thing, never got a job, kept trying and failing to get a degree, refuses to work because 'disabled', boy friend who I'm pretty sure only stays because she suicide baits him.
She munched herself to an ileostomy after what i thi k was abusing pain pills, and subsequently has a massive hernia she cancelled surgery for twice, despite being ReAlLy rEaLlY bAd, finally got surgery and her vitals tanked before they did anything because she's obese and refuses to eat healthily or do any excersize.
Historically has had a lot of psychiatric input for mental illness, but when she got over that, she looked for something else to get attention over (obviously she was diagnosed with bpd).
The only input I get about her is from a friend who is part of a little chat a few of us have taking the piss out of her. Much like this, but on a tiny tiny scale.
She went AWOL just as I was about to make a timeline for her which was very disappointing.
Generally a horrible person IRL as well and is super horrible to her mum and blames her for everything and abuses her physically and mentally (thankfully doesn't live with her anymore).
The boy friend, she found online and it seems as though he doesn't want to be with her, but she's her as his only option, which is sad. Definitely psychologically abused (the bf) and she has asked to get married a few times and he has refused.
Trying to get pregnant as if that would cure her problems, but has already proven she can't look after animals (she adopted a dog and took it back after a week, and is always having problems with the cats scratching stuff up [hence why I made the comment that got me blocked] all the time). I'm also pretty sure the bf doesn't want kids, but he has no opinion because she does and she gets what she wants.
The whole college thing, she went to get a degree and quit after six months not expecting to have to continue paying rent on a year lease, went back, quit after a few months, went back, quit after like a year, tried open uni and quit that twice, finally got a degree on the 7th try, did an ma, quit that so did another and I think got that. Now is trying for a PhD but got denied the first time and has been accepted this time.
Uses a power chair when it suits her, as well as a stick and some other stuff. Claims EDS POTs, BPD, EDNos, Autism (had a private assessment for that and doesn't have it but still claims too), Fibromyalgia, some other nothing diagnoses as well, is very overweight does not eat well and never excersizes so is generally just unfit.
I know there's another farmer here who knows who I'm talking about so maybe they will chime in, maybe not. Yeah, it's a lot.

 

[Akuyamigami]

There's a guy in my town who has tattoos all over his body and dresses like some edgy teenager. He'll pick one of three corners down the same road, then he'll dance and sing to music blaring out his dollar store grade Bluetooth pill speaker. I'm waiting for the day he jumps inside someone's car and eat their face. He's inactive during the winter, but when it's summer, it's party time.