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I have a personal lolcow for deviantart. I first found her because she fucking obsesses over my art.
She's also a ponyfag.
I'll provide any other info if anyone wants me to.
EDIT: She is now desperate for points after threatning suicide.
People have already donated over 50 points to her. (although right before the whole goodbye journal she wrote, she donated 45 points to me.)
Coincedence?
She's also a ponyfag.
EDIT: She is now desperate for points after threatning suicide.
People have already donated over 50 points to her. (although right before the whole goodbye journal she wrote, she donated 45 points to me.)
Coincedence?
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Really just wanted to get some of this insanity from a community I've stumbled upon off my chest. This community is centered around a Disney MMO that is now 14, almost 15 years old, Toontown Online. Obviously, with the age of the game, there's a lot of autism floating around. Here's one of my favorite cases. If any of you are interested, I could delve into some even shadier shit that this community has to offer.
Loonatic: Loonatic, or Erica, is a "graphic designer" who spergs out about anyone she has had bad encounters with or has insulted her art. In a rather infamous rant, she gets extremely upset at her own mother after she makes her mother a logo for her company and her mother doesn't want to pay the commission price, even though she didn't ask for the logo design in the first place. In other situations, she has thrown hissy fits spanning multiple Discord servers about some presumed "hate cult" against her. Additional notes: she is a fan of Shadman (because of course it just rounds out the insanity pizza) and thinks she is a game designer because she makes textures for games. Here's a good example of her "art":
My god, what are her texture assets like if that's her "art"?
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I just discovered a guy named Daniel Scott who thinks that the Matrix is real, and his reasons for believing are fucking absurdly hilarious. He spams the Matrix subreddit and he has a gofundme for his little thing going. Also, he's fat.
https://www.kizoa.com/Movie-Maker/d142765903k1274500o1/podcast
https://www.kizoa.com/Movie-Maker/d142765903k1274500o1/podcast
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I saw J from my Cinema Studies class when I was eating dinner the other day. My campus has all-you-can-eat wing Wednesdays, so there I am stoned at 5:00 PM getting my wing action on, when J comes up to the condiment section with 20 more pounds since I last saw her along with the dopiest grin on her face. She somehow manages to get ketchup all over her clothes and fucking bawls in the middle of the dining hall. The employees had to stop what they were doing so they could help this girl covered in ketchup and crying. After a change of clothes, she eats her hot dogs, which were so drowned in ketchup that you couldn't make out any meat whatsoever. Me, being five feet away from her, had to cover my mouth to 1.) Not pop a lung laughing and 2.) Not choke on a chicken wing.
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They made a next generation show. From what I've heard, it has many problems and in retrospect I can't help but feel they intentionally crafted the ending to Naruto just so they could set this up. Thing is though, it weakened the ending of a long-serving series just so they could continue milking it.
My cow there said something the other day that just kinda blew my mind. Remember, this is a woman who is studying to be a professional writer. To her, the point of narrative structure is that the villain is defeated in the end. It doesn't matter who the villain is, they must lose otherwise you miss the point.
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I do simple gameplay prototype/interactive art commissions. I currently have one for a very simple game that's been outstanding for 16 MONTHS because the guy in charge thought that throwing ~2000$ at some random pixel artist he found on the internet was the proper way to get art for his project. The dude ran off with the money without delivering anything more than a few simple (read: 10m in mspaint) pieces of background art. He's not giving up though and is absolutely convinced that going to Kickstarter with a couple of mockup screenshots and two minutes of him talking into the camera is going to raise a ton of money.
Spoiler: It won't.
Spoiler: It won't.
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There's a woman I know who appears to LARP on FB as a revolutionary basically, and writes like she's a 20-something year old college student (she's 40 something). Granted, I agree with most of her politics, but I cringe every time I see her pop up in my timeline because it's like, Christ, it's not necessary to put in that much effort into showing the world how "woke" or whatever you are (especially when you're 40, that's the most embarrassing part).
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This personal lolcow story is semi on going as we speak.
I say semi since he only ever interacts with us when we accidentally bump into him. Won't say his name for personal reasons but we can call him "Squito".
Now let us set the stage.
Squito was a dude I knew back in high school, and at the time he was a cool enough guy. He did have this thing where he tried to puff his chest up if you made a jab at him which was a bit annoying but it was whatever to be honest nothing that couldn't be ignored. Fast forward to college and things seem much of the same until I meet my now friend we'll call him "Duplo". Duplo is a nice guy and at the time the only one who had a car so he was willing to drive to the store with us so we can buy some munchies and stuff when we got out of college. This went on for at least a good 4 months. We are now at December and a very bad habit has taken over Squito. He likes asking for people to buy him stuff yet never pays them back. For example the total amount of money I spent on him was around 20 bucks. When I asked him for that money back his only response was "I thought the money was complimentary" even though he always said he would pay me back. But it wasnt him mooching off of me that got to me, it was him mooching off of Duplo. Duplo is one of those nice to a fault guys who will just go along with anything. Squito essentially used Duplo for around the ball park of 200 bucks in total. Now sounds ridiculous that I or no one else in our circle helped him right? Well thats because Squito did something so amazingly stupid that none of us could ever imagine someone would do at our age.
Lets use one example that was early on of his bullshit.
We are all going to WalMart lets say. All of us get out of the car and begin to walk to the entrance.
Squito would keep purposefully keep Duplo walking slower than all of us so he can be as far behind us as possible. Why? Simple, he did this so he could quietly ask Duplo to buy him food. And not just a candy bar or stuff like that nooo no no. He would ask him for chicken, sandwiches, hell one time he some how got him to buy him a pizza.
Sounds unbelievable right? But thats what he did. And this went on and on and on for months and none of us knew it was happening until I saw it one day. I asked Duplo if this was the first time Squito had done this. He told me no. In fact Duplo was telling me how Squito was going to pay him back with interest. When he told me this I asked how many times has he actually paid him back. He told me "None yet but he keeps telling me he will soon."
Just fyi Squito has financial aid and usually gets around 1k per.
So Duplo, another friend of ours (Lets call him Lego), and I essentially confront Squito.
All he said was that he would pay me and Duplo back all the money soon, its just money was tight and couldn't do much about it. I wasn't buying it, but I really wasn't up to getting into a yelling match in public so I let it go.
(Just to give you a good estimate on how much bullshit he spewed Squitos room had 3 full arcade cabinets, ps4, xbone, pc, just about every console since the NES, and he had a 45 inch TV, so money was obviously not an issue.)
So Duplo, Lego, and I have just had enough. We start just thinking among ourselves to just cut this guy off. Lego and I were all for it. Duplo being the nice guy he is wanted to give him just one more chance. So we agreed.
That chance flew out the window almost as soon and it flew in.
One day we all got together with another friend of ours for sake of this shitty ongoing joke lets just call him "K'nex". K'nex told us something that made us go from bitter sweet to down right sour on Squito in .6th of a femtosecond.
K'nex was talking to Squito in college (Duplo and I had already finished) and when Squito asked K'nex about if he liked hanging out with us K'nex said "Yeah they're cool and shit why?" Squito said something to the effect of "Eh I don't they're kinda fucking lame to be honest. They dont do anything fun"
Im going to insert this here since I didn't mention it above. All of our trips usually have us going to the same places (this was during the time Squito was with us) since Squito hated doing anything that he didnt think was """cool""". By the way his idea of cool was Gamestop, Pawn Shops, and Malls. Anything else he would bitch to the point where we just gave up and went to those stores.
Anyways moving on.
When K'nex told us this it felt essentially like a huge slap across the face. That day we were supposed to pick up Squito for his last chance. Needless to say we just turned the car around and flipped him off as we drove away.
From that day forth Squito has been salty.
A quick rundown of shit he's done after we essentially kicked him out.
-Called Duplo multiple times to hang out and try to get him to buy him food
-Called me a control freak and that I got everyone to turn against him (A modern day Anakin Skywalker I know)
-Messaged everyone (but me of course) asking if they had found me annoying and or controlling.
-Proceeded to call us lame and say that we are just losers.
-Tried to get Lego (who by the way is essentially is the most poor of all us) to give him a loan to buy a fucking car
-And finally called us while we were hanging out begging us to pick him cause his parents were fighting
(it was just him throwing shit around his room to simulate the racket)
-Oh and Brucie Bonus called us again telling us that we were a bunch of gay n**** f**** cucks (which was his go to insult) which Duplo then proceeded to hang up and block him.
-Super secret bonus : When he found out I was into gay ponies he shat all over me, I then proceeded to find 4 folders full of pony porn.
That's my story. What a fucking life I have,eh?
UPDATE 2/2/2018
Squito messaged me today asking for us to put it all in the past and "pretend it never happened" in relation to the above story. When I reminded him how much of a cunt he acted towards us and reminded him about all the money he owed he quickly soured and cursed me out until I hung up on him. (Will add more as time goes on)
I say semi since he only ever interacts with us when we accidentally bump into him. Won't say his name for personal reasons but we can call him "Squito".
Now let us set the stage.
Squito was a dude I knew back in high school, and at the time he was a cool enough guy. He did have this thing where he tried to puff his chest up if you made a jab at him which was a bit annoying but it was whatever to be honest nothing that couldn't be ignored. Fast forward to college and things seem much of the same until I meet my now friend we'll call him "Duplo". Duplo is a nice guy and at the time the only one who had a car so he was willing to drive to the store with us so we can buy some munchies and stuff when we got out of college. This went on for at least a good 4 months. We are now at December and a very bad habit has taken over Squito. He likes asking for people to buy him stuff yet never pays them back. For example the total amount of money I spent on him was around 20 bucks. When I asked him for that money back his only response was "I thought the money was complimentary" even though he always said he would pay me back. But it wasnt him mooching off of me that got to me, it was him mooching off of Duplo. Duplo is one of those nice to a fault guys who will just go along with anything. Squito essentially used Duplo for around the ball park of 200 bucks in total. Now sounds ridiculous that I or no one else in our circle helped him right? Well thats because Squito did something so amazingly stupid that none of us could ever imagine someone would do at our age.
Lets use one example that was early on of his bullshit.
We are all going to WalMart lets say. All of us get out of the car and begin to walk to the entrance.
Squito would keep purposefully keep Duplo walking slower than all of us so he can be as far behind us as possible. Why? Simple, he did this so he could quietly ask Duplo to buy him food. And not just a candy bar or stuff like that nooo no no. He would ask him for chicken, sandwiches, hell one time he some how got him to buy him a pizza.
Sounds unbelievable right? But thats what he did. And this went on and on and on for months and none of us knew it was happening until I saw it one day. I asked Duplo if this was the first time Squito had done this. He told me no. In fact Duplo was telling me how Squito was going to pay him back with interest. When he told me this I asked how many times has he actually paid him back. He told me "None yet but he keeps telling me he will soon."
Just fyi Squito has financial aid and usually gets around 1k per.
So Duplo, another friend of ours (Lets call him Lego), and I essentially confront Squito.
All he said was that he would pay me and Duplo back all the money soon, its just money was tight and couldn't do much about it. I wasn't buying it, but I really wasn't up to getting into a yelling match in public so I let it go.
(Just to give you a good estimate on how much bullshit he spewed Squitos room had 3 full arcade cabinets, ps4, xbone, pc, just about every console since the NES, and he had a 45 inch TV, so money was obviously not an issue.)
So Duplo, Lego, and I have just had enough. We start just thinking among ourselves to just cut this guy off. Lego and I were all for it. Duplo being the nice guy he is wanted to give him just one more chance. So we agreed.
That chance flew out the window almost as soon and it flew in.
One day we all got together with another friend of ours for sake of this shitty ongoing joke lets just call him "K'nex". K'nex told us something that made us go from bitter sweet to down right sour on Squito in .6th of a femtosecond.
K'nex was talking to Squito in college (Duplo and I had already finished) and when Squito asked K'nex about if he liked hanging out with us K'nex said "Yeah they're cool and shit why?" Squito said something to the effect of "Eh I don't they're kinda fucking lame to be honest. They dont do anything fun"
Im going to insert this here since I didn't mention it above. All of our trips usually have us going to the same places (this was during the time Squito was with us) since Squito hated doing anything that he didnt think was """cool""". By the way his idea of cool was Gamestop, Pawn Shops, and Malls. Anything else he would bitch to the point where we just gave up and went to those stores.
Anyways moving on.
When K'nex told us this it felt essentially like a huge slap across the face. That day we were supposed to pick up Squito for his last chance. Needless to say we just turned the car around and flipped him off as we drove away.
From that day forth Squito has been salty.
A quick rundown of shit he's done after we essentially kicked him out.
-Called Duplo multiple times to hang out and try to get him to buy him food
-Called me a control freak and that I got everyone to turn against him (A modern day Anakin Skywalker I know)
-Messaged everyone (but me of course) asking if they had found me annoying and or controlling.
-Proceeded to call us lame and say that we are just losers.
-Tried to get Lego (who by the way is essentially is the most poor of all us) to give him a loan to buy a fucking car
-And finally called us while we were hanging out begging us to pick him cause his parents were fighting
(it was just him throwing shit around his room to simulate the racket)
-Oh and Brucie Bonus called us again telling us that we were a bunch of gay n**** f**** cucks (which was his go to insult) which Duplo then proceeded to hang up and block him.
-Super secret bonus : When he found out I was into gay ponies he shat all over me, I then proceeded to find 4 folders full of pony porn.
That's my story. What a fucking life I have,eh?
UPDATE 2/2/2018
Squito messaged me today asking for us to put it all in the past and "pretend it never happened" in relation to the above story. When I reminded him how much of a cunt he acted towards us and reminded him about all the money he owed he quickly soured and cursed me out until I hung up on him. (Will add more as time goes on)
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Fun fact: I recently encountered this guy on an RP site. It's very likely it's the same guy, at any rate.
To quote him:
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In any manner. I've always wanted to RP with a Mii Koryuji because she's become my biggest video game crush by far. You could say I've fallen for her."
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I've been involved in the community around Smash Bros. Lawl - basically take anyone from anything and give them a Super Smash Bros. move set - for at least two years now and I can safely say that Austin A is a personal lolcow. His channel sits at around 500 subs, but with all the content he makes, I'm not sure how presumably he got those subscribers to stay.
Like a few other YouTubers, Austin creates Smash Bros. Lawl videos and uploads them in the span of a few days from each other. These videos are hastily edited, contain some serious grammatical errors and broken English, and usually the Final Smashes have something to do with VeggieTales of all things. Most of the moves are at least decent, but they could be much better. He also uploads really...bizarre mashups of cartoons - think Pooh's Adventures but with slightly worse editing - and claims they should be considered "movies". I don't know, he's just odd to me.
Links
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXxmm8BY2i4cDVaB-cQP6Eg
Email address: AustinAdams2000@armyspy.com
P.S.: Can anyone identify if armyspy is an actual website?
Like a few other YouTubers, Austin creates Smash Bros. Lawl videos and uploads them in the span of a few days from each other. These videos are hastily edited, contain some serious grammatical errors and broken English, and usually the Final Smashes have something to do with VeggieTales of all things. Most of the moves are at least decent, but they could be much better. He also uploads really...bizarre mashups of cartoons - think Pooh's Adventures but with slightly worse editing - and claims they should be considered "movies". I don't know, he's just odd to me.
Links
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXxmm8BY2i4cDVaB-cQP6Eg
Email address: AustinAdams2000@armyspy.com
P.S.: Can anyone identify if armyspy is an actual website?
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(I just thought this was a weird tweet to openly come out of an SJW)
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It's not weird that it's true, just that they admitted it as an oppressive scumbag whitey slaver racist.
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I actually used to know this kid in middle school who was from a wealthy family, and the entitlement just oozed off of him. I wouldn't really call him a friend, but we did hang out a few times, originally bonding over our fandom of Command and Conquer, even preferring the same factions in gameplay. We even went to a water park together once, I still have the photos of us from that era.
It's probably a good thing I never told my parents the full story about him, but the spaghetti was obvious even to an 11 year old. Apart from his Elliot Rodger levels of entitlement, he also had a bizarre obsession with Adolf Hitler and gay sex, along with any gross perverted thing an adolescent would snicker at. He would do these elaborate drawings of what I would presume to be Hitler engaged in various sex acts or having people poop on him or whatever. Like Eric Cartman farting in Hitler's face or whatever. And he would neatly fold up these drawings and sneak them into my backpack for my mom to find. Thankfully he didn't put in the worst ones, but God damn did I have some explaining to do. I was kind of worried that he would end up some kind of weird neo-Nazi in the future. But that's not what happened, strange enough.
I find out years later that he went to prison for terroristic threats and assault by strangulation, kidnapping, domestic violence, and other things. He only got 8 months in prison strange enough. I don't know if it was a girlfriend of his (I honestly find it very hard to imagine any girl would ever be attracted to him even today) or a family member or anything, but he must have had one beast of a lawyer. After all he had rich parents who gave him everything he wanted and it was never enough either way. Last I heard he was studying veterinary medicine and was living in Canada. He probably can't get a job here in the US due to his felony conviction I'm sure.
Probably still a total lolcow, even if he outgrew the Hitler gay sex drawing phase. But at least he's trying to get a job despite his difficulties.
It's probably a good thing I never told my parents the full story about him, but the spaghetti was obvious even to an 11 year old. Apart from his Elliot Rodger levels of entitlement, he also had a bizarre obsession with Adolf Hitler and gay sex, along with any gross perverted thing an adolescent would snicker at. He would do these elaborate drawings of what I would presume to be Hitler engaged in various sex acts or having people poop on him or whatever. Like Eric Cartman farting in Hitler's face or whatever. And he would neatly fold up these drawings and sneak them into my backpack for my mom to find. Thankfully he didn't put in the worst ones, but God damn did I have some explaining to do. I was kind of worried that he would end up some kind of weird neo-Nazi in the future. But that's not what happened, strange enough.
I find out years later that he went to prison for terroristic threats and assault by strangulation, kidnapping, domestic violence, and other things. He only got 8 months in prison strange enough. I don't know if it was a girlfriend of his (I honestly find it very hard to imagine any girl would ever be attracted to him even today) or a family member or anything, but he must have had one beast of a lawyer. After all he had rich parents who gave him everything he wanted and it was never enough either way. Last I heard he was studying veterinary medicine and was living in Canada. He probably can't get a job here in the US due to his felony conviction I'm sure.
Probably still a total lolcow, even if he outgrew the Hitler gay sex drawing phase. But at least he's trying to get a job despite his difficulties.
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The alt-rightiest of personal lolcows
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My personal Lolcow i met back up with did something lolworthy last Friday
I was in the local retro game store I usually go, and i got 3 good games, and he was with me along with other people in my autism program, and he wanted to buy an Amiibo and some Skylanders shit, and his tard wrangler said no, and while all this was going on, I was having a nice discussion with an Employee about Sega game. Then he was getting really mad as we were about to leave about not being to able to buy plastic crap. He stormed out of the store angry into the parking lot back to the van, and he was complaining the whole way back to the building about not getting what he wanted.
A part of me wishes I filmed this shit, and that he got hit by a car in the parking lot, also feel so sorry for the employee having to see tard rage unfold.
I was in the local retro game store I usually go, and i got 3 good games, and he was with me along with other people in my autism program, and he wanted to buy an Amiibo and some Skylanders shit, and his tard wrangler said no, and while all this was going on, I was having a nice discussion with an Employee about Sega game. Then he was getting really mad as we were about to leave about not being to able to buy plastic crap. He stormed out of the store angry into the parking lot back to the van, and he was complaining the whole way back to the building about not getting what he wanted.
A part of me wishes I filmed this shit, and that he got hit by a car in the parking lot, also feel so sorry for the employee having to see tard rage unfold.
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This is like, in 1998, way before 4chan or anything like that even existed. Would probably make a halfway decent green text story if I took a couple of artistic liberties. The kid was obviously disturbed in some way, but was the only person who would hang out with me in middle school, where I had no friends and was a total outcast. So I tolerated a lot of his shit at least for a while. But eventually his edginess and homophobic gay sex obsession was too much to deal with. To be fair I didn't think he had any friends either. It wouldn't surprise me one bit, if not sperging about Hitler building a water park with pee and liquefied diarrhea instead of water, he was making up stories to sound cool in front of people.
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Instagram is kind of a hot mess especially when politics get involved. This was on a conservative page posting about the tranny bathroom rapist. In comes...this guy.
Let's look at his page-
Literal thousands of illuminati symbols, none of them posted with any comments. This guy is really something.
Let's look at his page-
Literal thousands of illuminati symbols, none of them posted with any comments. This guy is really something.
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My personal lolcow (the one who threatened suicide in the event of a Trump win) has now claimed that any left-leaning person who does something outrageous and stupid is actually a Russian agent trying to further political divides. (But all right-leaning people who do stupid shit are genuine.) She was 100 percent serious about this. I can't.