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Holly Brown has been causing problems in the YT art community again. This time over tracing and her views on consent vs. rape. I haven't watched her since she screwed over the Halloween collab a couple years ago, but the new hole digging is amusing.
 
@AssPepe dude sounds like a degenerate, but NYPA, bro. the tale of >accidentally into a furry convention is kinda suspect too tbh.
 
So today one of the accountants at the company I work for got fired over fantasy football. This guy was likely making a solid 6-figure income in a field that's not exactly ripe with jobs like that.

We have this dumb fantasy football league that no one takes that serious because it's a $25 entry fee and just for fun. Except this guy who runs it. He is obsessed with this league and has made the rules so overly complicated. Constantly hitting up people for trades, asking about possible rule changes, explaining how he was screwed over in a game, etc. People purposely avoid him because that's all this guy wants to talk about.

So over the years this guy has had his share of blowups. Usually when a trade goes through that he doesn't like or when someone forgets to set their lineup. Ends up in a bunch of passive-aggressive e-mails about how he puts in a bunch of work (he literally used to keep score for the league manually up till 3 years ago) and if people aren't going to take it seriously they should not join next year. He got mad one year because he bought a trophy for the league without asking and expected everyone to pitch in like $15 for it. I am not exaggerating when I tell you that I think this is the most important thing in this guys life.

Fast forward to 2 weeks ago. There is this girl in the league who isn't well-versed in the NFL. Most of us help her out by giving her tips on who to pick up and start if she asks (this also got him mad during the draft when someone reminded her that a player was suspended for the first 4 games). Well she made a trade that wasn't bad but helped out someone who was playing this guy. This enraged him. He sent out a passive-aggressive e-mail asking if this was a mistake. He went around to ask us all to veto it. But then he crossed a line that eventually ended up in him getting fired today.

He went to the girl's cubicle and told her to say that she accidentally accepted the trade. That he could then revert it by saying it was a mistake. The girl said no, she was fine with it. He got mad and called her a stupid bitch who was ruining the league. She went to HR. And after a week where he was sent home while they investigated, he was fired.

He's in his late 40's. He's married with 2 kids. He just threw away his career over the dumbest fucking thing imaginable. He somehow has to explain to his family that he was fired before Christmas over fantasy football. The whole thing reminded me of all the cows who destroyed their careers whiteknighting Zoe Quinn or something else.

Now I can't stress to you enough how little this league means to everyone. It's just a dumb thing people in the office do to fit in. Half the people are casual about it and draft guys from their favorite team (one guy drafts Aaron Rodgers in the first round every year because he loves the Packers).
 
You see, I'm on this LJ that goes over bad (and some good) newspaper and online comics just to see how bad or good they can get. The other person who goes over is starting to get nutsy and into major rants about the right wing, Trump and how evil some characters are. (Sure the characters in Dustin aren't that likable, but not as far as they put it.) I think it might be why there's only one person making comments and they're all in my sections.
 
I'm back with Jin Ion, who has blessed me with long videos talking about how waking people up will stop war or something. Also, being spiritual means that you can see the future, read minds, talk to the spirits of your ancestors... this is in the first two minutes. He's also planning some kind of world tour. TBH if you're ever curious about this guy, watch this video.
Choice quote: "Render, edit, all night, no drugs... Himalayas, but at the monasteries!" (too lazy to transcribe the rest of the line)
Also, here's a video he later unlisted:
Apparently, he's working with the songwriter for Celine Dion, who promised to write him 12 Grammy-worthy songs, which will help him own the whole world in 6 months-2 years. So he doesn't need that Youtube money, guys. But he can't buy a Youtube downloader while in Mexico, and that's why he can't edit the video with the proof of how the Mayan time traveled.

This man is endlessly fascinating. But when he speaks, if you didn't actually listen to the words, he sounds so normal.
 
If you all want a scoop on a mega lolcow, let me know, because I'd gladly make a thread on it. They're a vinesauce streamer.
 
Yeah I dunno. I could just use an alternate alias when referring to the person, but it's shaky.

If I sense there is enough demand, I'll consider making a thread. It spans quite a history though and could be many many paragraphs long to cover everything. Not sure if you guys dig that sort of thing.
 
StarryGreenEyes95 said:
Yeah I dunno. I could just use an alternate alias when referring to the person, but it's shaky.

If I sense there is enough demand, I'll consider making a thread. It spans quite a history though and could be many many paragraphs long to cover everything. Not sure if you guys dig that sort of thing.
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do you know where you are? we have boards devoted to one person :lol: but yeah, bring the m.ilk.
 
StarryGreenEyes95 said:
If you all want a scoop on a mega lolcow, let me know, because I'd gladly make a thread on it. They're a vinesauce streamer.
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You already gave a hint it's a Vinesauce streamer, so you may as well just spill the beans already. Unless you joined the farms with a username you use elsewhere on the internet.
 
I sent it to Blake. The rest is up to you guys, but for my safety, please do not link this back to me. I do not use this username elsewhere but the person in question did manage to get ahold of my information... Not to mention my return address on those envelopes. If they read that, it is very likely they will assume it's me and likely will try to start another case against me. But damnit, I can't be at peace until people know of their crimes. I do this for other peoples' benefit, not my own. I know some of my posts here come off as narcissistic, but I assure you I am the opposite of that IRL.

I hope by sharing this information I can inform people to be cautious. And if you can get a laugh out of certain parts of the story that's cool too. Cheers.
 
forgot to mention this, but this person sent a death threat towards me and my grandmother several years ago, specifically hoping for her to die a slow, painful death... Which she did.
 
Years ago I found this one girl (I'm gonna call her Amy) who basically made shit-tier cringe compilations on her Youtube channel. Out of sheer boredom I decided to join her discord server, and since I was one of the first to join (and since her channel was pretty tiny) I got moderator powers almost immediately. A few days afterwards me, Amy, and about 5 other mods became good friends. Things were good for maybe two months at most, but once she got close to - and eventually passed - 1k subs, pretty much everything started to go down the shitter.

Basically Amy would come into the server out of literally fucking nowhere and start ranting/venting about petty, stupid shit. It even got to the point where she would talk about seeing monkey-like creatures in her room. Me and my friends tried to help her and advised her to seek professional care, but our advice fell on deaf ears. Once Amy was done ranting she would often black out her server and/or her Discord profile for like a day or two (the first time she did this a couple of my friends started to cry), then resume everything back to normal as if nothing happened.

At first, there was a significant time gap in between Amy's meltdowns, but eventually those gaps of time would shrink to where she would have multiple meltdowns on the same day. At this point, she had been having these frequent meltdowns for maybe a little over a month, and I was sick of her shenanigans. I left her discord server and pretty much cut-off all ties. I haven't talked to her since.

Every now and then, I'll still check Amy's DeviantArt or her Youtube channel out of curiosity to see what she's up to. She hasn't really been up to too much as of recently, mostly been talking about boring shit nobody cares about or reviews art despite her own being meh at best. I would go into more detail about some of the crazier shit that's happened to her as of late, but I'm just too damn lazy. She has essentially gone even more downhill since the last time I talked to her. That's all I feel like writing for now. I can clarify some shit if anyone has any questions, but again this happened years ago and I have the memory of an autistic goldfish, but I'll do my best.
 
When I was new to Deviantart, in 2016 or so, I met this guy that was obsessed with FNAF and was making a game of his own (that was basically a ripoff of FNAF). Most of the times, he acted like a child and would talk to children on DA despite being 18. He would always talk about his games and post pictures of new maps, new characters but would never make progress. I was kind of his friend, but I already knew of his lolcowness and tried to make other friends - but one day, when I was browsing his account, I found one of these pictures that said “RP with me!” and I just clicked on it. I found out that he would do sexual RPs with children.. And they were VERY GRAPHIC.
I kinda just ended our friendship there and found other people that knew of his lolcowness. People just reported him until he deleted his account - then, he did another one. I just thought it was funny that he had a girlfriend, but when I clicked on her account, her bio listed multiple bfs... like wut
I don’t know if he still has an account there, I just remember that his first account was “Darthspringtrap” or something and his second one had something to do with spider man
 
AssPepe said:
Alright guys, i found a crazy diaper furry by the name of Kyle Rorie. He is in antifa and spends $640 a month on adult diapers (4 packs a month). This guy is real lolcow material. here are his twitter tags to see for yourself.

Also ill link his brothers and parents facebooks so people can show them what this creep is into. Also kyle is a male feminist so by default he is a male soon to be rapist.

How did i find out about this guy you ask? I met him having a drink at a hotel while out travelling that was hosting a furry convention (much to my disdain) and after a few drinks and some chatting about how one would go about putting together a gorn costume (star trek online gorn) we went to his room to hang out. As we walked to his room his body language visibly changed to more or less something more aggressive. Whenm we got to his room he told me that he was into diaper fur shit and was an antifa member. I left because i didnt want to be in the same room as a terrorist and went back to the bar and ordered another whiskey sour.

@MishkaStinks

@pizzaskunk


https://www.facebook.com/salle.rorie

https://www.facebook.com/sam.rorie
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003125856611
EDIT: digging through an old notebook of phone numbers i found his number in it. Call if you like to see how insane this guy is. 6307157405

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(614) 450 2374 Found his twink boyfriends (trannys) phone number as well. Apparently theyre a transgender artist of sorts
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He's received a tip-off about KF.

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