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Scott Adams is having fun. And he really likes Afrin.
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Some transguy cosplayer that goes around wearing sailor fukus calling it thot [x character here] accused my friend doing some vile things to drive him out of the community. He’s a major drama/attention whore and prides himself on his pettiness. I’d make him a thread if it didnt oust my powerlevel or put my friend at risk.
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There’s this artist I follow on Instagram. I love their art a lot. I’m a big fan of weird body horror and trashy stuff and they play to that market perfectly. They’re also female to male.
I did really know much about their personal life until they got pregnant. Honestly, they didn’t post about their personal life too much until then. They got really toxic (overused word, I know, but I can’t think of anything better right now) during their pregnancy. They started to call out a bunch of YouTubers and start drama. I just kind of blamed it on their hormones acting up and tried to ignore it for their interesting artwork.
I thought it might get better after they gave birth. It did for a while. Recently they made some anti-tucute characters and a tucute account reposted one of them. They got pissed and posted a screenshot of the repost and basically told their followers to go harass them. The other user got pissed and created their own counter campaign. They started going into the artist’s livestreams and talking shit to them and their fans, telling them to drink bleach and such. This caused the artist to have a mental breakdown and go on haitus. I’m pretty sure both accounts are private now.
I did really know much about their personal life until they got pregnant. Honestly, they didn’t post about their personal life too much until then. They got really toxic (overused word, I know, but I can’t think of anything better right now) during their pregnancy. They started to call out a bunch of YouTubers and start drama. I just kind of blamed it on their hormones acting up and tried to ignore it for their interesting artwork.
I thought it might get better after they gave birth. It did for a while. Recently they made some anti-tucute characters and a tucute account reposted one of them. They got pissed and posted a screenshot of the repost and basically told their followers to go harass them. The other user got pissed and created their own counter campaign. They started going into the artist’s livestreams and talking shit to them and their fans, telling them to drink bleach and such. This caused the artist to have a mental breakdown and go on haitus. I’m pretty sure both accounts are private now.
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Stonetoss, this alt right retard who makes shitty webcomics that produce funny Ben Garrison-esque edits
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That art is giving me some bad Shmorky flashbacks.
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Inb4 Stonetoss is revealed to have fucked up fetishes solely because anyone with this horrendous artstyle has to have at least one.
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I've been under the impression that he's just a dumb boomer for a long time, but his (now deleted) Twitter account and appearance on the Killstream back in October were all the proof I needed. This nigga a grown ass man talking about eating Chick-fil-A to trigger the libs and own his "twitter haters," while his Ben Garrison-tier lack of subtlety appeals to the lowest IQ members of the alt-right. I completely understand desiring having someone out there willing to make half-decent political cartoons from your group's perspective, but sometimes this guy's stuff is just embarrassingly dumb.
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Reminds me of the guy who came up with le epic plan of trolling the hijab-wearing cashiers at the local convenience store by buying lots of bacon.
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Lmao, Aaron rules. Except for the snot eating, that's gross.
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Did you get some of those edits from r/antifastonetoss? They look familiar.
He isn’t even that funny either, most of his “jokes” are just repeated shit I’ve heard from every other “offensive humor” account like “blacks r dumb xD” or “da gays have anal so they haz poop babieez xDDD!!!” as if he can’t think of anything original. Even his old art style looked like a white nationalist Bone clone.
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There's this guy in literally all of my college classes that's just fucking ridiculous. Let's call him Jake. Jake looks a lot like JustinRPG, always wears fingerless gloves and always speaks with a tardy uwu voice. He frequently interrupts class to spout off his autistic attempts at emulating Marvel movie quips, and if he's not doing that he's got his phone out blaring his Chinese cartoons and Power Rangers at full volume. And God help you if you mention anywhere that is in an ambiguous geography proximity to his home town because you will never get him to shut the fuck up about it. If a classroom is dead silent and people are just trying to work, it becomes a matter of time before he says something incredibly loud and disruptive.
To give an example from just yesterday,
The class is silent, everyone is trying to work, except Jake, who is reading Wiki articles about Disney. Jake decides to take a break from his very busy schedule of not doing his work to pop his knuckles, to which he exclaims immediately after,
"OOOF, YEAH. DAT FELT PWETTY GOOD!!"
He then begins speaking to no one in particular about his knuckle popping habits, and about how people who think popping your knuckles is bad are stupid. I tuned out for some time during his rant, but at some point Jake started talking about his My Little Pony OC,
"KING ZEN IS MY MLP OC, WHICH STANDS FOR MY WITTLE PONY OWIGINAL CHAWACTEW. HE'S ALL BWACK WIT BWACK EYES AND A FIWE MANE AND HE'S DA MASTEW OF DA VOID!! Hmm..... yes.... he's pwetty cool."
While that was the end of him spewing shit for the rest of the class, that didn't save me from another 30 minutes of never ending finger gun noises.
I know it's going to sound like I made this up, but when I first met this tard, I thought he was some fat kid doing a character, but after the first week ended he was still doing it. I'd love to find his social media accounts, because an autist this powerful can't just keep it to himself, but I haven't found much on the popular sites. I'd ask him, but then that'd involve me pozloading my negholep, and I don't want my hands stinking of shit.
To give an example from just yesterday,
The class is silent, everyone is trying to work, except Jake, who is reading Wiki articles about Disney. Jake decides to take a break from his very busy schedule of not doing his work to pop his knuckles, to which he exclaims immediately after,
"OOOF, YEAH. DAT FELT PWETTY GOOD!!"
He then begins speaking to no one in particular about his knuckle popping habits, and about how people who think popping your knuckles is bad are stupid. I tuned out for some time during his rant, but at some point Jake started talking about his My Little Pony OC,
"KING ZEN IS MY MLP OC, WHICH STANDS FOR MY WITTLE PONY OWIGINAL CHAWACTEW. HE'S ALL BWACK WIT BWACK EYES AND A FIWE MANE AND HE'S DA MASTEW OF DA VOID!! Hmm..... yes.... he's pwetty cool."
While that was the end of him spewing shit for the rest of the class, that didn't save me from another 30 minutes of never ending finger gun noises.
I know it's going to sound like I made this up, but when I first met this tard, I thought he was some fat kid doing a character, but after the first week ended he was still doing it. I'd love to find his social media accounts, because an autist this powerful can't just keep it to himself, but I haven't found much on the popular sites. I'd ask him, but then that'd involve me pozloading my negholep, and I don't want my hands stinking of shit.
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Michael Fitz-Gibbon (penguintruth). Usually has Pen Pen from Evangelion as his forum avatar (well, used to).
I've seen this guy appear in a few forums: the old Funimation Forums, Behind the Voice Actors, Kanzenshuu, etc.
The dude is an elitist douche and certainly is lolcow worthy as his attitude tends to get him in trouble and subsequently banned.
For example, he got into a spat with voice actor Sean Schemmel (who has his own fair share of problems, see the Weeb Wars thread on that).
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Eventually, he did get banned:
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Who knows? Maybe some of the Kiwis here have seen him in other places.
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I've seen this guy appear in a few forums: the old Funimation Forums, Behind the Voice Actors, Kanzenshuu, etc.
The dude is an elitist douche and certainly is lolcow worthy as his attitude tends to get him in trouble and subsequently banned.
For example, he got into a spat with voice actor Sean Schemmel (who has his own fair share of problems, see the Weeb Wars thread on that).
Have any FUNI VA's ever posted on this forum? • Kanzenshuu
Have any FUNI VA's ever posted on this forum? • Kanzenshuu
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Who knows? Maybe some of the Kiwis here have seen him in other places.
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shit, this thread is perfect.
for some context, i lived in an upper-middle class suburb so we had a lot of rich white families who fucked into their 50’s, so we had a whole wing of the school dedicated to the special ed kids that you had to walk through to get to the buses. it was very... well, interesting. but that’s a story for later.
the head of this sped hierarchy was a junior when i was just starting my venture into high school life, our very own batman so that’s what i’ll be calling him. he was decked in batman merch, sweaters, shirts, shoes, lanyards, backpacks, water bottles, folders, you name it. he spent enough money on batman merch to keep dc alive for the nest hundred years. but it wasn’t because he was hyperfixated on batman like most kids, he actually thought he was batman. yes, he would come up to you and refer to himself as bruce wayne or batman and would get extremely upset if you told him he wasn’t. my sister told me he had a panic attack when two upperclassmen told him he wasn’t batman during lunch and hid in a corner. so once in a while, me and my friends would go along with his fantasy by saying mia khalifa was trapped in the world trade center or my friend was harley quinn or something like that. nothing harmless, but he did some pretty harmful shit.
if i remember correctly he almost made the sex offender list because he forced himself onto a freshman girl, and a friend’s first kiss was unfortunately this guy because he forced her into a liplock. he was well known to target girls in the school and force them into hugs or kisses on the forehead or cheek in the hallway or lunch. he went up to a friend once and rambled some awkward monologue before kissing her on the head in front of us. he forced me into a hug once running late to class and i really wish i had said no. and i think he followed a girl around the school once? when i first met him he yanked my lanyard and stared at my id for like thirty seconds before yanking me into a bear hug in front of my siblings. i tried to stay away from him after that but that wasn’t successful.
i have a shit ton more stories about his rendezvous with the teachers and high school boys and his little tard clan, but that would take too long. i’ll probably post them if y’all want.
for some context, i lived in an upper-middle class suburb so we had a lot of rich white families who fucked into their 50’s, so we had a whole wing of the school dedicated to the special ed kids that you had to walk through to get to the buses. it was very... well, interesting. but that’s a story for later.
the head of this sped hierarchy was a junior when i was just starting my venture into high school life, our very own batman so that’s what i’ll be calling him. he was decked in batman merch, sweaters, shirts, shoes, lanyards, backpacks, water bottles, folders, you name it. he spent enough money on batman merch to keep dc alive for the nest hundred years. but it wasn’t because he was hyperfixated on batman like most kids, he actually thought he was batman. yes, he would come up to you and refer to himself as bruce wayne or batman and would get extremely upset if you told him he wasn’t. my sister told me he had a panic attack when two upperclassmen told him he wasn’t batman during lunch and hid in a corner. so once in a while, me and my friends would go along with his fantasy by saying mia khalifa was trapped in the world trade center or my friend was harley quinn or something like that. nothing harmless, but he did some pretty harmful shit.
if i remember correctly he almost made the sex offender list because he forced himself onto a freshman girl, and a friend’s first kiss was unfortunately this guy because he forced her into a liplock. he was well known to target girls in the school and force them into hugs or kisses on the forehead or cheek in the hallway or lunch. he went up to a friend once and rambled some awkward monologue before kissing her on the head in front of us. he forced me into a hug once running late to class and i really wish i had said no. and i think he followed a girl around the school once? when i first met him he yanked my lanyard and stared at my id for like thirty seconds before yanking me into a bear hug in front of my siblings. i tried to stay away from him after that but that wasn’t successful.
i have a shit ton more stories about his rendezvous with the teachers and high school boys and his little tard clan, but that would take too long. i’ll probably post them if y’all want.
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There is a dude in the subreddit for my city who, after getting in many arguments with me accusing me of "trolling" (read: disagreeing), dug through my entire 3+ year post history and compiled an amateur psychological profile of me. Even after deleting my account he is convinced that every single person on the sub who has a different opinion is actually me using an alt account. He has also "threatened" me and other users by saying that he has anonymous informants who know our true identities and have shown our profiles to our therapists.
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personal lolcow is publicly posting videos of her baby farting.
what the fuck is with mothers sharing EVERYTHNG (even the most embarrassing shit) about their children when they can't say 'no mom, please don't post this video of me farting, pictures of my shit all up my back, and pictures of me naked for the world to see'
there's a picture of me sitting butt naked on a washing machine as a child. it's a family photo. only we have seen it. it's a private, funny memory of me always being naked and climbing where i shouldn't be. you don't put shit like that, including baby genitals ON THE INTERNET reeee.
what the fuck is with mothers sharing EVERYTHNG (even the most embarrassing shit) about their children when they can't say 'no mom, please don't post this video of me farting, pictures of my shit all up my back, and pictures of me naked for the world to see'
there's a picture of me sitting butt naked on a washing machine as a child. it's a family photo. only we have seen it. it's a private, funny memory of me always being naked and climbing where i shouldn't be. you don't put shit like that, including baby genitals ON THE INTERNET reeee.
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Alright so I have several lolcows in my life, or who were in my life in some capacity at one point. I'll probably end up posting them in separate posts here and there. Here's one.
So for some context that I'll likely have to repeat in every story, the high school I went to for 12 glorious years was a shitty county school. Our graduating class was less than 50. It would have been 50 if stoners and thots didn't drop out senior year.
This girl moved to our school from I don't remember in the second grade. She was in a separate class from me for a while so I can't attest as to whether she was OK or not in the early years. I wasn't around her for extended periods of time until sixth or seventh grade.
This girl's name is, I might as well say it, Quanicha. It's pronounced "Quan" as in "hit the quan" and "neesha". She preferred to be called Nicha, so I'll refer to her as Qu'ran here. She biracial, although wishes she was fully black, often bragging about how "black" she is (but there were occasions when she made a big ass deal about her biraciality). You guessed it- dad's black and mom is fat white trash. She had an older sister and a younger brother, that IIRC were full siblings, so we're at least missing the "whore mom has five kids by five different men, three of which she can't conclusively say who the father is" shtick.
Basically she's loud mouthed, a bitch, a backstabber, won't shut up about her ghetto blackness, shut up about them raciss cops, or about her vagina. Naturally, she's also nosy. The whole nine yards. Literally nobody liked her. Even her chubby white trash "girlfriends" didn't like her and would routinely talk about her when she was absent. This is typical for this type of girl but they didn't talk about the other girls like they talked about her. At all.
I know for a fact Qu'ran had at least one abortion before junior year. I heard she had two, but I don't have proof of that. Let's just say I wouldn't be shocked; no one would be. To the surprise of absolutely no one, she did end up becoming a teen mom. The baby, due to his mother having had abortions before (most people don't realize or know this but abortions can actually fuck up your uterus and such up to the point where your kids are born with multiple issues or you can't conceive at all, but PP speakers they send to high schools don't talk about that because $$$) and both parents being stoners and drinkers, was given about a 10% chance of survival. I kid you not- they were scraping up clothes and supplies two weeks before the baby, a boy's, birth because they didn't expect her to carry to term and for him to live. The baby is retarded, has several health issues, IIRC is at least half deaf, and so on. She doesn't know who baby daddy is. Surprisingly she didn't give him a ghetto name.
There was a boy in my class, a good ol' country boy, who lost his mom to cancer our junior year. It was pretty tough because his mom had been fighting it for as long as her son was alive. When country boy didn't want to talk about it, and wouldn't answer her questions, she's mouthed off at him in some way (probably called him a pussy or something, I wasn't in the class this time but heard the story from someone who was and I don't remember) and so he stood up, chewed her out- called her every name in the book, "no one cares about how black your fat ass is", "everyone hates you", "you'll never be anything but a ghetto whore", etc. She cried. I'm floored he didn't get any sort of punishment considering the next story.
There was another boy in our class, who I'll call Andy, who was liked by just about everyone. He was mischievous but not a delinquent. He was short with long hair, the class clown, and genuinely nice. He was a stoner and from my understanding popped party pills but other than that he was normal. Andy was not an "addict" by definition. Well one day Andy, being a cool dude, sees Qu'ran at her locker. At this point she was showing. Andy says "Hey Qu'ran, how's it going?" or something like that. She responds with "leave me alone drug addict!!!!" or "fuck off drug addict!!!" Andy is taken back by this and responds with "Well, OK pregnant whore."Where is the lie.
Qu'ran, despite supposedly being a hardened black ghetto queen, can't take this. So she brings her entire trash family up to the school to demand reparations for Qu'ran's feelings. Andy gets ISS for like a week and a half.
You aren't supposed to say this stuff on Kiwi Farms because this isn't therapy or whatever and I understand but it's relevant to the story at hand: TL;DR dad an heroed when I was in elementary. Qu'ran went aorund telling everyone that my mom murdered him, and a bunch of other exceptional shit. She would also harass me about it, saying it was my fault and shit. This was my first real introduction to this girl.
There was also a time during her "muh rayciss cops BLM!!!" phase where a cop car was driving by (she didn't actually live in a ghetto, just in an "eh" to "dirty" part of town. There's no real ghetto in this town) and she threw a brick at the car, which dented it and cracked the window glass. She served probation because she was 16 at the time. Can't think of anything else atm.
EDIT: I just remembered. So she came back to school for a period of time after she had the son. Our home economics teacher is a real hoot, down to earth, DGAF (well she does but you'll see what I mean), one of my favorites. Teacher, of course, hates Qu'ran. One day during class (again I wasn't there but my friend was) Qu'ran won't stay off her phone and keeps actually trying to talk on the phone. Teacher repeatedly tells her to stop it. Teacher says "Qu'ran, if you need to make an important call, ask me first and I would probably let you go out in the hallway or bathroom. Just show respect, we're trying to have class." Qu'ran stands up and yells about how she's trying to figure out where her baby is and is just being a good mom and the teacher responds with "If you were a good mom you wouldn't have to be tracking down your kid, would you?" Qu'ran sat down and started crying. 'Twas glorious.
I don't know where Qu'ran is now. She dropped out senior year.
This girl moved to our school from I don't remember in the second grade. She was in a separate class from me for a while so I can't attest as to whether she was OK or not in the early years. I wasn't around her for extended periods of time until sixth or seventh grade.
This girl's name is, I might as well say it, Quanicha. It's pronounced "Quan" as in "hit the quan" and "neesha". She preferred to be called Nicha, so I'll refer to her as Qu'ran here. She biracial, although wishes she was fully black, often bragging about how "black" she is (but there were occasions when she made a big ass deal about her biraciality). You guessed it- dad's black and mom is fat white trash. She had an older sister and a younger brother, that IIRC were full siblings, so we're at least missing the "whore mom has five kids by five different men, three of which she can't conclusively say who the father is" shtick.
Basically she's loud mouthed, a bitch, a backstabber, won't shut up about her ghetto blackness, shut up about them raciss cops, or about her vagina. Naturally, she's also nosy. The whole nine yards. Literally nobody liked her. Even her chubby white trash "girlfriends" didn't like her and would routinely talk about her when she was absent. This is typical for this type of girl but they didn't talk about the other girls like they talked about her. At all.
I know for a fact Qu'ran had at least one abortion before junior year. I heard she had two, but I don't have proof of that. Let's just say I wouldn't be shocked; no one would be. To the surprise of absolutely no one, she did end up becoming a teen mom. The baby, due to his mother having had abortions before (most people don't realize or know this but abortions can actually fuck up your uterus and such up to the point where your kids are born with multiple issues or you can't conceive at all, but PP speakers they send to high schools don't talk about that because $$$) and both parents being stoners and drinkers, was given about a 10% chance of survival. I kid you not- they were scraping up clothes and supplies two weeks before the baby, a boy's, birth because they didn't expect her to carry to term and for him to live. The baby is retarded, has several health issues, IIRC is at least half deaf, and so on. She doesn't know who baby daddy is. Surprisingly she didn't give him a ghetto name.
There was a boy in my class, a good ol' country boy, who lost his mom to cancer our junior year. It was pretty tough because his mom had been fighting it for as long as her son was alive. When country boy didn't want to talk about it, and wouldn't answer her questions, she's mouthed off at him in some way (probably called him a pussy or something, I wasn't in the class this time but heard the story from someone who was and I don't remember) and so he stood up, chewed her out- called her every name in the book, "no one cares about how black your fat ass is", "everyone hates you", "you'll never be anything but a ghetto whore", etc. She cried. I'm floored he didn't get any sort of punishment considering the next story.
There was another boy in our class, who I'll call Andy, who was liked by just about everyone. He was mischievous but not a delinquent. He was short with long hair, the class clown, and genuinely nice. He was a stoner and from my understanding popped party pills but other than that he was normal. Andy was not an "addict" by definition. Well one day Andy, being a cool dude, sees Qu'ran at her locker. At this point she was showing. Andy says "Hey Qu'ran, how's it going?" or something like that. She responds with "leave me alone drug addict!!!!" or "fuck off drug addict!!!" Andy is taken back by this and responds with "Well, OK pregnant whore."
Qu'ran, despite supposedly being a hardened black ghetto queen, can't take this. So she brings her entire trash family up to the school to demand reparations for Qu'ran's feelings. Andy gets ISS for like a week and a half.
You aren't supposed to say this stuff on Kiwi Farms because this isn't therapy or whatever and I understand but it's relevant to the story at hand: TL;DR dad an heroed when I was in elementary. Qu'ran went aorund telling everyone that my mom murdered him, and a bunch of other exceptional shit. She would also harass me about it, saying it was my fault and shit. This was my first real introduction to this girl.
There was also a time during her "muh rayciss cops BLM!!!" phase where a cop car was driving by (she didn't actually live in a ghetto, just in an "eh" to "dirty" part of town. There's no real ghetto in this town) and she threw a brick at the car, which dented it and cracked the window glass. She served probation because she was 16 at the time. Can't think of anything else atm.
EDIT: I just remembered. So she came back to school for a period of time after she had the son. Our home economics teacher is a real hoot, down to earth, DGAF (well she does but you'll see what I mean), one of my favorites. Teacher, of course, hates Qu'ran. One day during class (again I wasn't there but my friend was) Qu'ran won't stay off her phone and keeps actually trying to talk on the phone. Teacher repeatedly tells her to stop it. Teacher says "Qu'ran, if you need to make an important call, ask me first and I would probably let you go out in the hallway or bathroom. Just show respect, we're trying to have class." Qu'ran stands up and yells about how she's trying to figure out where her baby is and is just being a good mom and the teacher responds with "If you were a good mom you wouldn't have to be tracking down your kid, would you?" Qu'ran sat down and started crying. 'Twas glorious.
I don't know where Qu'ran is now. She dropped out senior year.
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