DMW: My next request is that P____ and R_______ decided to give D____ a great time as they put an inflatable mustard bottle in D____'s pants near her vagina and she loves as they decided to use mustard bike pumps to inflate the bottle in her pants, thinking they are inflating D____'s vagina. They continue pumping mustard in the bottle as the bottle gets bigger and bigger and her pants stay intact. It becomes the size of a planet, a galaxy, and then the universe until the bottle explodes. P____ and R_______ decided to see if you inflate a real vagina until it explodes. D____ called T_______ to demonstrate, and she is more than happy to help. She also said she just went to E______'s for help her make her vagina invincible. The [president's daughters] use three mustard bike pumps to pump up her vagina and she is excited as her vagina is getting bigger. P____, D____, and R_______, went riding the ballooning vagina, and they continued pumping until they reach the size of a planet, T_______ asks for more, then they pump and pump and pump and pump until her vagina is the size of the universe and explodes. T_______ vagina is still intact after popping and thanks the [president's daughters] for their help. /
He used to be really shy about references to the anus and genitalia. Seems he's gotten over that. Probably got desensitized through lots of inappropriate roleplaying.
DMW: Can I ask for a request?
Someone: i'm gonna be honest right off the bat...i am NOT that knowledgable in the x___ genre...i havent kept up with those games lately but i'll listen to your request and see if i can be able to do it.
DMW: Can I request a story of C____ x___, and T___ x___ from x___, having a contest on who will fill their panties with cheese spray to the size of a planet and even more and pop their panties, and when their panties pop, their second pair of panties are revealed and the loser must have his or her second pair of panties filled with cheese spray by the whole audience including the winner to the size of the universe nonstop until the panties pop?
Someone: Yeah...I'm going to respectfully decline that one, to be honest
DMW: Or a story of T____ and V______ teaming up to inflate C____ to a massive size and she loves it?
Someone: look i'm gonna be honest...i just have a bad vibe right now and i just have to respectfully decline again...sorry /
DMW: So, you still on hold for requests? Cause I really want my request to happen.
DMW's Friend: Nope, all requests are open! However, I won't do them for free but don't worry becuase all you have to do to get a request filled is to write a story for me as simple as that!
DMW: Okay, then, my request was a multiple part story series of T_______ in a quest of "Queen of the Pants" as the three [president's daughter]es guide her into three challenges. First, T_______ must survive as the [president's daughter]es fill up a giant yellow [mountain dew bottle of orange fluid] in her pants with mustard to the size of a house until it pops. She passes the first one, so the second one is T_______ having her pants filled to the brim with bugs that are trained to tickle her, not harm her. And she doesn't back out and she passes the second challenge. The final challenge is T_______ having a red deflated planet sized exercise ball in her pants filled with ice cold water until it bursts. She passed the final challenge and she is donned "Queen of the Pants". To celebrate, they dress T_______ in long pink and shiny latex pants and stuff tons of [mountain dew bottle of orange fluid] in her pants.
DMW's Friend: Very well, then and my request is that after her horrible birthday in where she was kidnapped by B_____, [president's daughter] P____ decided to inflate herself with helium to make up for that disaster of a birthday, [president's daughter] D___ then comes along and fills herself up with a p-tank to join her drifting along the ceiling, then [president's daughter] R_______ drops by and pulls out a [mountain dew bottle of orange fluid] from her breasts, popping it as she [mountain dew bottle of orange fluid] too and joins her friends floating high above her!
DMW: Your request is done. x___
DMW's Friend: Thank you and this may sound mean but since I'm doing a three part story for you could you possibly do two more requests for me to make it even?
DMW: Okay
DMW's Friend: My next request is a sequel to the one you just did in where it is [president's daughter] D___'s birthday as [president's daughter] P____ inflates her breasts with a good old fashion air pump as her gift to her and then P____ herself inflates her own breasts with an air tank as the party gets even better as [president's daughter] R_______ drops by and not wanting to feel left out inflates her breasts too with a helium tank!
DMW: There. x___ What's your next request?
DMW's Friend: I love it and for the final of the birthday series, it is [president's daughter] R_______'s birthday but unfortunately there are no spaceships to take them there as [president's daughter] P____ & D___ sneak into an old abandoned warehouse and fill themselves up with helium until they're big enough to float up to their friend's [outhouse] up in space but that's just the beginning as P____ volunteers to let R_______ pump her breasts up with air through the use of an air pump as D___ is somewhat dissappinted that her boobs are going to be blown up until [president's daughter] R_______ jumps her from behind and fills her boobs up with air from the tank that [president's daughter] P____ bought her for her birthday that was delivered early that morning as soon R_______ gives herself a present by doing something she had always wanted to do since she was a little girl which was inflate herself with helium and become her own [mountain dew bottle of orange fluid] but [president's daughter] R_______ makes it even better by filling herself up with helium until she's as big as a blimp allowing the breastlooned [president's daughter]es to ride on her as they tour the universe as it becomes as birthday party she'll never forget!
DMW's Friend: I've left a comment on D___'s x___ telling you what it is! /
(I edited out the titles but I kinda wish I didn't, because they had funny breast inflation puns)
(And I greatly enjoyed using control+h)
DMW: Now that all of your mice have been inflated,can I make a request? /
He got permabanned from the radio. Then, he'd keep spamming links from right-wing sites before the election last year with the tagline "stay informed". Anyone who disagreed with him (read anyone who cared to respond) would be called a Communist and told to go to North Korea. Basically, he made me interested in an election I otherwise wouldn't be interested in and I thank his antics for this. 
