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So your sister married this creature?
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Does he also look like a chudjak?
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Briefly for 3 months, funny thing is she only went up there three Times and never stayed a night. Rumour is she was payed by his parents to get him out of their house but hes too much of a reddit moderator to be around.
My sister is happily married a successful man whom has nuclear family values. Me on the other hand couldn't be fucked atm with women with work life.
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There is a handful of "lolcows" i will never name who i watch, they are pre onlyfans E-whores who got absurdly popular for a short time around 2015-2017 and im watching them attempt to recapture their fame from half a decade ago thinking that they'll be one of those onlyfans successes. a couple stream on porn websites and because the english speaking whores have a tendency to talk to each other i payed a older woman in their periphery to ask them about rumours that have been said about them for like $5-$10. a couple of the women who i thought had been pretending to be arabic turned out to not be lying and fled from their "fundamentalist" families before being cut out entirely after their thottery had been discovered. one girl i followed who i thought was also arabic because her boyfriend/pimp was turned out to be mexican and is only dating him because he allows her to swing.
Theres something uniquely absurd about a woman who fails at being a whore, thats why i watch momo too, she's similar to the others just well known. my experience with the sheer amount of middle eastern women who became whores one generation after immigration makes the "muslim conquest of the west" argument a joke to me. Sure, men will run around raping and murdering women and children, but semetic people tend to see their birthrates bottom out entirely in the west because their lack of self control leads them to engage wholeheartedly with degeneracy, they won't have kids and eventually they'll end up in prison. meanwhile their women tend to become sexworkers, and the ones who aren't will do worst for free. i honestly think that in a century there wont be any evidence of mass middle eastern migration and a vast majority of whoever survives will likely end up folding into either the hispanic community or the black community, in europe they'll likely just cut off entirely and most will try to return home.
one girl who was this obsession of black twitter's and a bunch of BHIs at that has tripled in weight and is doing Trainspotting levels of depressing "sex shows" while dead staring into the camera. she streams to a handful of men who follower her from site to site and i've been told that one of her simps is actually a qatari who found out her family was from some tribe he really disliked and was trying to pay her to fly to his homeland to do whatever counts as hardcore raceplay for cameljockies. i fucking love it.
Theres something uniquely absurd about a woman who fails at being a whore, thats why i watch momo too, she's similar to the others just well known. my experience with the sheer amount of middle eastern women who became whores one generation after immigration makes the "muslim conquest of the west" argument a joke to me. Sure, men will run around raping and murdering women and children, but semetic people tend to see their birthrates bottom out entirely in the west because their lack of self control leads them to engage wholeheartedly with degeneracy, they won't have kids and eventually they'll end up in prison. meanwhile their women tend to become sexworkers, and the ones who aren't will do worst for free. i honestly think that in a century there wont be any evidence of mass middle eastern migration and a vast majority of whoever survives will likely end up folding into either the hispanic community or the black community, in europe they'll likely just cut off entirely and most will try to return home.
one girl who was this obsession of black twitter's and a bunch of BHIs at that has tripled in weight and is doing Trainspotting levels of depressing "sex shows" while dead staring into the camera. she streams to a handful of men who follower her from site to site and i've been told that one of her simps is actually a qatari who found out her family was from some tribe he really disliked and was trying to pay her to fly to his homeland to do whatever counts as hardcore raceplay for cameljockies. i fucking love it.
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This is hilarious. The best part is, he isn't even wrong about post 1.7+ cave gen, it's something the Minecraft community mostly agreed on. The only difference is he has been autistically obsessing over for the better part of a decade. However, kudos to him for making a mod to fix the problem.
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There was a personal lolcow of mine I found through the YouTube Autism thread and I documented there for a while. "Doge" David Argenti-Loredan is a schizophrenic who believes himself to be Venetian royalty, in direct contact with the Archangel Zadkiel, and the target of persecution by gay demons from andromeda. He's also Tupperware's #1 fan.
At least on YouTube, the first evidence of his psychosis was a video from 2021 where he got sick (with what sounds like a upper respiratory infection, possibly COVID), despite having taking his zinc and MMS. Of course, the most rational explanation for this is NOT his asthma, nicotine addiction, illness, or gay mailmen. What REALLY happened is that a "rogue agent," most definitely related to cow bestiality, has poisoned him.
Shortly afterwards, David discovers a new conspiracy: His usual brand of cigarettes have been swapped out to cigarettes for pregnant women! And he knows exactly who is behind it: Toby the gay demon
But the conspiracy only got bigger. Our hero discovered that it was all part of a demonic plot by the andromedans to use the power of ejaculation to release an army of gay semen demons from Yellowstone. They will steal all the semen from ejaculations worldwide and use it to give birth to the antichrist. Being royalty, David issued a worldwide royal decree: Stop having sex. Lesbians may or may not be able to practice whatever it is they do, but for the sake of the world stop ejaculating
This one I can't tell you what it's about. It's just schizophrenic rambling. But I'll include it for completeness sake.
But with all these attacks from the gay demons, how does David stay straight and unharmed? Introducing the Tupperware™ Self Defense System™: 100% guaranteed to keep you safe from demons, gay demons, homosexuals, and "people of the African persuasion." Simply put a calculator in a Tupperware™ container and leave it somewhere in your house. Because darkness doesn't like math.
Of course, the most important part of the Tupperware™ Self Defense System™ is that you use actual Tupperware™. You can't just put a calculator in a generic container, that would just be silly!
But why do the Andromedans fear the Tupperware™? Because not only do Andromedans hate putting leftovers into plastic containers, it's also made up of a perfect combination of polymers and rubber that drives away Andromedans. It's also been confirmed by the Archangel Zadkiel that you can trap and store Andromedans (who, as a reminder, are semen-like creatures) in Tupperware™ forever. (This post has been brought to you by Tupperware™.)
By this point, I posted a lot of his videos on the YouTube autism thread, and he began to notice a lot of his video traffic came from Kiwi Farms. After presumably a quick google search turning up the usual hitpieces on the farms (and looking no deeper than the headlines saying we killed people), he declares with his righteous authority and that of the King James Bible that we stop posting about him here 
Unfortunately, tragedy struck. The Andromedans, hoping to take out their biggest foil to their plans, tried to assassinate Doge David by putting in the hospital with dehydration and vertigo. Failing at that, they decided to get their revenge by killing Olivia Newton-John, who they knew was David's favorite singer. David then puts on his mourning cap (literally just a clot he put on his head lol) and bravely calls out the Andromedan's callous assassination of the beloved singer.
His last video on the vile Andromedans, David records yet another Andromedan attempt on his life. This time, a school bus attempted to hit his home in a "kamikaze style attack," but was stopped by a parked pickup. He even gets a shot of the Andromedan, who appears to look like an older man in a high-vis vest.
A while ago, all his videos disappeared and his discord was deleted and I realized I didn't archive any of his stuff. I thought he was lost forever until today I found a playlist I made that had a bunch of his videos saved on it. He apparently only privated them, and as long as I had links to the videos I could view them and even download them. Thanks to the playlist and the fact that I shared a good number of his videos on the thread, I was able to recover a bunch of the videos I thought were lost to time. The moral of this story is to archive everything.
Missing archives: David giving the "all-clear" for Yellowstone. 2 videos of David calling someone named Diego a spic. Chanting the violet frame to take down Kiwi Farms. Visualizing his life as a gay Only Fans star.
At least on YouTube, the first evidence of his psychosis was a video from 2021 where he got sick (with what sounds like a upper respiratory infection, possibly COVID), despite having taking his zinc and MMS. Of course, the most rational explanation for this is NOT his asthma, nicotine addiction, illness, or gay mailmen. What REALLY happened is that a "rogue agent," most definitely related to cow bestiality, has poisoned him.
A while ago, all his videos disappeared and his discord was deleted and I realized I didn't archive any of his stuff. I thought he was lost forever until today I found a playlist I made that had a bunch of his videos saved on it. He apparently only privated them, and as long as I had links to the videos I could view them and even download them. Thanks to the playlist and the fact that I shared a good number of his videos on the thread, I was able to recover a bunch of the videos I thought were lost to time. The moral of this story is to archive everything.
Missing archives: David giving the "all-clear" for Yellowstone. 2 videos of David calling someone named Diego a spic. Chanting the violet frame to take down Kiwi Farms. Visualizing his life as a gay Only Fans star.
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Super late, but yeah this guy is insufferably negative. It seems like every week he has to go on about depression and how bad the Orange Man is even when it's not in a political article. In this article, he says "the last thing I want to do is broadcast my despair to the heavens" yet he keeps fucking doing it. He keeps going on about how sad life is, how broke he is, and how he used to be more successful back in the day. He did an article about how could people do Sadfishing aka pretending to be sad to get attention yet he comes off across as doing exactly that. He keeps doing these articles about depression then at the end of those articles, it's buy my books, be a Patron, just give me money. He mentioned in the sadfishing article that writing about his depression so much has caused people to stop supporting him.
The guy tried to ebeg for a job on his website to no avail.
https://archive.md/nUWVY
The one picture that sums up Nathan's mindset
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Jesus, this is way worse than when I posted. The most recent one where he's talking about how he's out of money reads like a suicide note - and it's telling that he opens by complaining about Trump and Elon before depression/not having money. He doesn't even respond to comments where people are telling him "get a job that doesn't involve writing" or "stop using social media".
I'd almost write a Prospering Grounds thread but I think he's more depressing than a full lolcow. I thought it was worth saving the newest post here - he goes from everything to "I could have been a millionaire" to "Zaslav is evil, also AI and rich people" to "crowdfunding's hard" and "TRUMP!!". It's worth visiting the site where the text is interrupted by random images and plugs for his books and 20 websites.
https://archive.ph/wip/ZgN4L
I'd almost write a Prospering Grounds thread but I think he's more depressing than a full lolcow. I thought it was worth saving the newest post here - he goes from everything to "I could have been a millionaire" to "Zaslav is evil, also AI and rich people" to "crowdfunding's hard" and "TRUMP!!". It's worth visiting the site where the text is interrupted by random images and plugs for his books and 20 websites.
think, sometimes, about the cyber-utopianism of the mid to late 1990s with sadness, regret and a deep longing to return to a time that felt so much more hopeful than the present.
The internet was going to solve all of our problems and make us all rich. College graduates would enter an employer’s market. Corporation were going to compete feverishly for employees by offering irresistible perks in addition to high wages and benefits.
I observed this culture-wide mania from a unique and charmed perspective as a recent graduate of a group home for emotionally disturbed adolescents who had somehow stumbled into a dream job as head writer of The A.V Club while still in college.
At one point Comedy Central was going to buy The Onion for fifteen million dollars. I was given a very small ownership stake in the company and would have made close to a hundred thousand dollars on the sale while barely old enough to drink legally.
That deal fell apart at the last minute. So instead of making six figures, our ownership stakes became worthless once we were sold for a fraction of that price to a billionaire.
The billionaire said that he was buying the site because he loved it and wanted to protect it and would run it as a fan because he was already wealthy enough and did not need to profit financially from this particular investment.
Immediately afterwards he eliminated our winter and summer breaks and slashed our pay. In hindsight I was probably foolish to believe a billionaire when he claimed to be doing something for altruistic reasons.
We were all supposed to be able to choose our dream jobs. A quarter century on I would literally be obscenely grateful for a halfway decent job in my field but that honestly seems like an impossible aspiration at this point.
We were promised a cyber-utopia. What we received, instead, was a cyber-dystopia.
It might just be the brutal depression speaking but it feels like the world is in a uniquely terrible place right now and only getting worse.
I am fucking terrified of the cultural impact AI is going to have. It’s already an insidious cultural poison that steals flagrantly, and without attribution, from real, human creators and is beyond glitchy.
While it is, arguably, kind of cute that AI can dream up what, I dunno, an episode of Fraggle Rock directed by Werner Herzog might look like that doesn’t make up for the horrifying inevitability that in the future more and more people will be unable to make a living because computers have taken their jobs.
As someone who spends way too much time on social media and is, regrettably, extremely online, I’ve watched with mortification as Twitter went from being an extremely flawed and problematic but still useful and important institution to being a fetid right-wing cesspool under Elon Musk’s ownership. It’s not an encouraging development that the richest man in the world increasingly wants to be Space Trump and is moving further and further to the right everyday. It won’t be long until he’s goose-stepping around SpaceX and Tesla and making his employees all wear brownshirts.
It’s fucking scary, is what it is. I’ve seen the future, baby, and it is murder. We’re losing our humanity more and more day by day and the cutthroat cruelty of capitalism is to blame.
I’m dispirited by the existence and power of Warner Brothers/Discovery CEO David Zaslaz, who seems intent on single-handedly making the world of pop culture worse.
I’m disgusted by the way Zaslaz has taken movies that are finished and that people want to see, like Batwoman and Coyote Vs. Acme, and shelved them permanently for tax reasons. Thankfully Coyote Vs. Acme got a reprieve due to public outcry but the fact that it was going to be buried in the first place is deeply troubling.
I can’t imagine how infuriating it would be to spend years working on something only to have it killed for purely financial reasons.
I am horrified by the nightmare reign of G/O Media, the garbage corporation who bought The Onion and other important websites of note so that they could run them into the ground.
I’m saddened that they just killed Jezebel, the groundbreaking feminist blog and fired twenty-two more employees from The Onion.
It feels like the traditional models aren’t working but I have discovered that crowd-funding has its own set of headaches, obstacles and problems. Also, it’s impossible. I’ve never been able to make a halfway decent living through crowd-funding, and god knows I’ve tried but I’ve also been unable to get a job with another company either.
The Middle East has been a problem since as long as I can remember but I don’t remember it ever being as bad as it is now. It’s just a goddamn tragedy is what it is. It just seems to be getting worse.
Finally, I am horrified by the very real possibility that the next President of the United States will be a Donald Trump who has spent the last four years marinating in hatred and bitterness and will see an electoral victory as a mandate to be even more aggressive and shameless about bringing fascism to the United States and crushing everyone he sees as his opponent.
If we re-elect Trump he won’t be the same as before.
He’ll be much worse.
If Trump loses I have a strong hunch that he will not accept defeat with dignity and grace, or at all. In fact, he’d probably inspire another insurrection.
That wouldn’t be great.
I am not doing well. I haven’t been doing well for a while but it also seems like humanity as a whole is going through a particularly hellish stage right now and I don’t know when or if it will end.
The world is a scary and terrifying place. All I can do is try to make it as kind as possible for myself and my family but it can be tough when everything seems to be spiraling out of control.
The internet was going to solve all of our problems and make us all rich. College graduates would enter an employer’s market. Corporation were going to compete feverishly for employees by offering irresistible perks in addition to high wages and benefits.
I observed this culture-wide mania from a unique and charmed perspective as a recent graduate of a group home for emotionally disturbed adolescents who had somehow stumbled into a dream job as head writer of The A.V Club while still in college.
At one point Comedy Central was going to buy The Onion for fifteen million dollars. I was given a very small ownership stake in the company and would have made close to a hundred thousand dollars on the sale while barely old enough to drink legally.
That deal fell apart at the last minute. So instead of making six figures, our ownership stakes became worthless once we were sold for a fraction of that price to a billionaire.
The billionaire said that he was buying the site because he loved it and wanted to protect it and would run it as a fan because he was already wealthy enough and did not need to profit financially from this particular investment.
Immediately afterwards he eliminated our winter and summer breaks and slashed our pay. In hindsight I was probably foolish to believe a billionaire when he claimed to be doing something for altruistic reasons.
We were all supposed to be able to choose our dream jobs. A quarter century on I would literally be obscenely grateful for a halfway decent job in my field but that honestly seems like an impossible aspiration at this point.
We were promised a cyber-utopia. What we received, instead, was a cyber-dystopia.
It might just be the brutal depression speaking but it feels like the world is in a uniquely terrible place right now and only getting worse.
I am fucking terrified of the cultural impact AI is going to have. It’s already an insidious cultural poison that steals flagrantly, and without attribution, from real, human creators and is beyond glitchy.
While it is, arguably, kind of cute that AI can dream up what, I dunno, an episode of Fraggle Rock directed by Werner Herzog might look like that doesn’t make up for the horrifying inevitability that in the future more and more people will be unable to make a living because computers have taken their jobs.
As someone who spends way too much time on social media and is, regrettably, extremely online, I’ve watched with mortification as Twitter went from being an extremely flawed and problematic but still useful and important institution to being a fetid right-wing cesspool under Elon Musk’s ownership. It’s not an encouraging development that the richest man in the world increasingly wants to be Space Trump and is moving further and further to the right everyday. It won’t be long until he’s goose-stepping around SpaceX and Tesla and making his employees all wear brownshirts.
It’s fucking scary, is what it is. I’ve seen the future, baby, and it is murder. We’re losing our humanity more and more day by day and the cutthroat cruelty of capitalism is to blame.
I’m dispirited by the existence and power of Warner Brothers/Discovery CEO David Zaslaz, who seems intent on single-handedly making the world of pop culture worse.
I’m disgusted by the way Zaslaz has taken movies that are finished and that people want to see, like Batwoman and Coyote Vs. Acme, and shelved them permanently for tax reasons. Thankfully Coyote Vs. Acme got a reprieve due to public outcry but the fact that it was going to be buried in the first place is deeply troubling.
I can’t imagine how infuriating it would be to spend years working on something only to have it killed for purely financial reasons.
I am horrified by the nightmare reign of G/O Media, the garbage corporation who bought The Onion and other important websites of note so that they could run them into the ground.
I’m saddened that they just killed Jezebel, the groundbreaking feminist blog and fired twenty-two more employees from The Onion.
It feels like the traditional models aren’t working but I have discovered that crowd-funding has its own set of headaches, obstacles and problems. Also, it’s impossible. I’ve never been able to make a halfway decent living through crowd-funding, and god knows I’ve tried but I’ve also been unable to get a job with another company either.
The Middle East has been a problem since as long as I can remember but I don’t remember it ever being as bad as it is now. It’s just a goddamn tragedy is what it is. It just seems to be getting worse.
Finally, I am horrified by the very real possibility that the next President of the United States will be a Donald Trump who has spent the last four years marinating in hatred and bitterness and will see an electoral victory as a mandate to be even more aggressive and shameless about bringing fascism to the United States and crushing everyone he sees as his opponent.
If we re-elect Trump he won’t be the same as before.
He’ll be much worse.
If Trump loses I have a strong hunch that he will not accept defeat with dignity and grace, or at all. In fact, he’d probably inspire another insurrection.
That wouldn’t be great.
I am not doing well. I haven’t been doing well for a while but it also seems like humanity as a whole is going through a particularly hellish stage right now and I don’t know when or if it will end.
The world is a scary and terrifying place. All I can do is try to make it as kind as possible for myself and my family but it can be tough when everything seems to be spiraling out of control.
https://archive.ph/wip/ZgN4L
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Twilight Twill*^
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Man...your bro in-law needs a good whack to the head.
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Hooooo booy, I've been dealing with a bit of a stalker autist in the YT comments of a SFO vid. TL;DR I commented why are virginal pledges terrible and a user named Haramelized keeps writing college essays to insinuate VPs are a sign of CSA...like nigga, what?
Keep in mind I wrote my comment A HALF A YEAR AGO, and this retard is still replying to me with inconsequential studies. So, I took it upon myself to research him and found this:
YT
Twitter
18+Twitter
DA
Patreon
Basically, this is a schizo autist, who wants E-Fame and who won't shut up about kids. But wait, there's more...He's a LOLICON!
Imagine still sperging over Brittany Venti's anti-lolicon viewpoint in 2023.
With this much info on the chimo-supporting chud, I did the right thing and made a breakdown vid of this sperg.
I haven't found more info on Haramelized, but you guys might want to keep an eye on him.
Keep in mind I wrote my comment A HALF A YEAR AGO, and this retard is still replying to me with inconsequential studies. So, I took it upon myself to research him and found this:
YT
18+Twitter
DA
Patreon
Basically, this is a schizo autist, who wants E-Fame and who won't shut up about kids. But wait, there's more...He's a LOLICON!
Imagine still sperging over Brittany Venti's anti-lolicon viewpoint in 2023.
With this much info on the chimo-supporting chud, I did the right thing and made a breakdown vid of this sperg.
I haven't found more info on Haramelized, but you guys might want to keep an eye on him.
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Ex bro haha and I heard his dad broke his controller recently so maybe his shitty parents do something
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Bit of a short one, but I'll share I guess. There's this one guy I know who is severely autistic, obsessed with lifting and /fit/ culture, plays Habbo Hotel a shit load, makes food review videos and has a hoard of like 500 chicken burgers in his chest freezer "because (he) likes them". This same guy is in $25,000+ of debt (it was $12,000 last year), and a portion of that has come from his insatiable desire to own a special item on Habbo Hotel that you cannot get without spending thousands of dollars of actual real money. Oh yeah, and he also has something like 100 or 200 virtual pet cats on Habbo that are all called "faggot" for some reason? No idea why, lol.
The reason I've never made a thread on him is because he's completely harmless, minds his own business, and is an immensely chill guy who is just a bit silly and weird but in the good kinda way. I really like his antics and the stuff he shares with our group, and I'd never want to bring drama to his doorstep as he's always been nothing but nice to me. I'm also pretty sure he lurks the Farms from time to time, so if you happen to be reading this, I hope you finally got your hands on that item you were after, you mad bastard.
The reason I've never made a thread on him is because he's completely harmless, minds his own business, and is an immensely chill guy who is just a bit silly and weird but in the good kinda way. I really like his antics and the stuff he shares with our group, and I'd never want to bring drama to his doorstep as he's always been nothing but nice to me. I'm also pretty sure he lurks the Farms from time to time, so if you happen to be reading this, I hope you finally got your hands on that item you were after, you mad bastard.
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I had a STRONG BLACK WOMAN coworker who had pictures of herself all over her office, like every sane person. One of them included a QR code to listen to her slam poetry. Don't mind if I do.
Boy, it was atrocious.
In true bitch fashion, I complimented her about it in a room of people. She was so pleased someone listened to it, that she gave us all a live rendition.
It kinda went
I don't need no man!
Men all want me!
I desperately want a good man!
Men are shit and I don't need no man, I'm a STRONG BLACK WOMAN!
I raise my kids by myself because I ran away from my abusive husband
Now I learned that I don't need no man
But it's extremely hard to be a single mother to multiple children from different men
But I only date GOOD men now
And not because I need a man in my life, but solely because I'm SEXUAL and deserve LOVEMAKING. If a man isn't good enough at sex, I will CHEAT ON HIM WITH A BETTER MAN
I AM SUCH A STRONG BLACK WOMAN
And yes, she snapped at several points for emphasis.
....So you're a single mother and it's an extreme burden.... Your previous man was shit and so you need a good man... But also your only reason for dating is to have casual sex. Uh huh....
This person determines who gets grant money and who gets their power cut, who gets a housing voucher and who stays on the street.
Bizarrely I had another coworker who had a history of domestic abuse, and everyone told her to her face that her history made her a bad canidate for those jobs and she was not going to get promoted because she had too much personal bias. She was white. I really think, even in the sphere of social workers talking about other social workers, black-on-black domestic abuse is basically considered a natural event that everyone goes through. Every black woman has been beaten by a shitty man, or she's just lucky. But white women? Oh no no. A white woman that got beat by a black man clearly is too biased to go forth and have any opinion on things, because she might be racist now and only help whitey. This was really the logic.
Boy, it was atrocious.
In true bitch fashion, I complimented her about it in a room of people. She was so pleased someone listened to it, that she gave us all a live rendition.
It kinda went
I don't need no man!
Men all want me!
I desperately want a good man!
Men are shit and I don't need no man, I'm a STRONG BLACK WOMAN!
I raise my kids by myself because I ran away from my abusive husband
Now I learned that I don't need no man
But it's extremely hard to be a single mother to multiple children from different men
But I only date GOOD men now
And not because I need a man in my life, but solely because I'm SEXUAL and deserve LOVEMAKING. If a man isn't good enough at sex, I will CHEAT ON HIM WITH A BETTER MAN
I AM SUCH A STRONG BLACK WOMAN
And yes, she snapped at several points for emphasis.
....So you're a single mother and it's an extreme burden.... Your previous man was shit and so you need a good man... But also your only reason for dating is to have casual sex. Uh huh....
This person determines who gets grant money and who gets their power cut, who gets a housing voucher and who stays on the street.
Bizarrely I had another coworker who had a history of domestic abuse, and everyone told her to her face that her history made her a bad canidate for those jobs and she was not going to get promoted because she had too much personal bias. She was white. I really think, even in the sphere of social workers talking about other social workers, black-on-black domestic abuse is basically considered a natural event that everyone goes through. Every black woman has been beaten by a shitty man, or she's just lucky. But white women? Oh no no. A white woman that got beat by a black man clearly is too biased to go forth and have any opinion on things, because she might be racist now and only help whitey. This was really the logic.
Twilight Twill*^
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"Am a good person?" This is a question many of us wrestle with and one few can answer with certainty. Kelvin Hayes Robins Jr. fortunately does not have to worry about this. If he has even the shadow of a doubt in his heart, he can drive to visit a local Medicaid nursing home and see what he has done. All he has to do is peek through its windows and see a few old ladies who are not enjoying another year in their now-condemned homes, but instead enjoying a very cold and public Christmas with all the heat the taxpayers will provide all because he was put on this Earth. Kelvin can then rest easy knowing that no, he's not a good person.
Kelvin's story first took off around New Year's 2019, when he made the news for not only scamming a woman with terminal cancer out of $19,000 but also leaving this elderly woman's home in an unliveable state [link] [archive] under "Certified Home Improvements". While some sociopaths would be content to call this a win and a little fun, Kelvin isn't your usual asshole. When he found out that she was going to the news after waiting months she didn't have for him to restore her house to a liveable state, he didn't slink away in shame. No, a big, brave man like Kelvin will stand up to old ladies when they get uppity. To quote her family:
1. The baby was the product of one of Kelvin's affairs
2. Kelvin left the baby and another child behind to
3. Free up his money so he could "treat hoes right"
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Time: 3/31/2019
From: LH
Content:
You can run but u can’t hide u a deadbeat take care of yo 9 year old and yo 5 month old but u can’t causw u too busy fucking on hoes . U a pussy bro and we gone see each other real soon and have that same energy u bitch !!! Baton Rouge told me about ya . U ain’t hard nigga . Taking care of hoes and can’t even take care of yo kids u outta there bitch
Comment 2 [link]
Time: 4/7/2019
From: TT
Content:
So if y’all see this man right here . Tell him he needs to take care of his girls he has he just had a baby last year in 2018 she will be 6 months on the 21 and hasn’t did nothing for her but he wanna sit here and run and wanna trick off hoes . He is very disrespectful and he has me blocked but he can’t run from a baby you helped me make & now u don’t wanna help me take care of her . But god is gotta get his married ass . He wanna sit here and play me like I ain’t with alldat ! Babygirl ain’t ask to be here and now she here he ain’t bought a pamper a wipe a nothing and it’s sad Kelvin Robins u are sad case the world will know who my baby is even if we gotta take this shit to Maury cause one thing u not finna do is not help me take of care of her u lil boy nigga u really too old to be doing the shit u doing u going on 40 my nigga Kelvin Robins u can keep running but it’s gone catch up with u in the long run
Note:
"u going on 40 my nigga" is either a typo. Kelvin would be 31 when this was posted.
Comment 3 [link]
Time: 4/8/2019
From: TT
Content:
Hoe u had a baby with me u can never forget me
Abusing old ladies has become something of a theme of Kelvin's. He frequently will act charming, make promises, and - relatively recently - draw attention to the fact that he renamed his business after his surviving and deceased daughter in order to get an advance payment. However, once the first check clears, he will run off without completing the work if they are lucky or he and his crew will will putter around over the next few days, do a little work, demand another check, and grow increasingly nasty and even violent if they start asking questions. My own theory on this is that it's not just to extort money from the elderly but also has been a successful technique to discourage them from drawing further attention to him and his crew. To put it bluntly, he knows where they live. His doxbin includes a number of reviews, including one where he allegedly said the silent part out loud, where a woman claims "threatened to beat my husband and me". Another review simply states "Kelvin Robins is dangerous" [link] [archive] without elaborating further. As both Kelvin Robins and his business partner, Johnny Tolliver [doxbin], have no criminal records I could find, it seems like this strategy has actually worked for them so far. It's for the best they haven't faced justice and been locked up yet, they could use the same skills and physical confidence they picked up threatening little old ladies to run the joint, whether the gaurds like it or not. Surely they'd tear up that place just like grandma Edna's dining room.
In addition to threatening old ladies, Kelvin has also renamed his company after his own two daughters, referred to as Jay and Starr here. Jay-Starr was created by using his deceased daughter's first name and his surviving daughter's middle name. Not only that, but he actually pulled their names into his scams by renaming the same "Certified Home Improvements" company he used to rip off a terminal cancer patent to "Jay-Starr Construction LLC", then later to "Jay-Starr Tree and Landscaping LLC".
According to Kelvin's doxbin, there have been negative reviews of his Jay-Starr companies (he'll change the name around a little to rename it) and many fines and citations for said companies. There's a good chance that more people remember his two daughters, surviving and dead, by the namedrops he did when he scammed and threatened them or their grandparents rather than by knowing them in person.
Johnny and Kelvin's work is not just limited to extorting senior citizens, however. They have numerous active and inactive businesses registered in their names, including "MAJOR LEAGUE MUSIC LLC" [link] [archive]. Sure there's no sign anything productive came from that business, but let's not assume these were all used for funny business. These two boys may have poured everything they were as men into their rhymes, and in that case, maybe the world just wasn't ready for a song titled "Beatin' down yo grandmaz".
In addition to a possible foray into the granny-beating rap, Johnny also sold Kelvin a dog [archive]. While this would normally be unremarkable, someone commenting "I feel sorry for that pup lol but good job nephew" implies Kelvin treats animals with the same gentle kindness as old ladies. It also shows us that the world was uninterested in their next musical attempt, "Who made the dogs die?"
Kelvin's story first took off around New Year's 2019, when he made the news for not only scamming a woman with terminal cancer out of $19,000 but also leaving this elderly woman's home in an unliveable state [link] [archive] under "Certified Home Improvements". While some sociopaths would be content to call this a win and a little fun, Kelvin isn't your usual asshole. When he found out that she was going to the news after waiting months she didn't have for him to restore her house to a liveable state, he didn't slink away in shame. No, a big, brave man like Kelvin will stand up to old ladies when they get uppity. To quote her family:
And what about this newborn baby he started stressing a dying woman with? Well, let's skip ahead a few months and we can see that:
1. The baby was the product of one of Kelvin's affairs
2. Kelvin left the baby and another child behind to
3. Free up his money so he could "treat hoes right"
Time: 3/31/2019
From: LH
Content:
You can run but u can’t hide u a deadbeat take care of yo 9 year old and yo 5 month old but u can’t causw u too busy fucking on hoes . U a pussy bro and we gone see each other real soon and have that same energy u bitch !!! Baton Rouge told me about ya . U ain’t hard nigga . Taking care of hoes and can’t even take care of yo kids u outta there bitch
Comment 2 [link]
Time: 4/7/2019
From: TT
Content:
So if y’all see this man right here . Tell him he needs to take care of his girls he has he just had a baby last year in 2018 she will be 6 months on the 21 and hasn’t did nothing for her but he wanna sit here and run and wanna trick off hoes . He is very disrespectful and he has me blocked but he can’t run from a baby you helped me make & now u don’t wanna help me take care of her . But god is gotta get his married ass . He wanna sit here and play me like I ain’t with alldat ! Babygirl ain’t ask to be here and now she here he ain’t bought a pamper a wipe a nothing and it’s sad Kelvin Robins u are sad case the world will know who my baby is even if we gotta take this shit to Maury cause one thing u not finna do is not help me take of care of her u lil boy nigga u really too old to be doing the shit u doing u going on 40 my nigga Kelvin Robins u can keep running but it’s gone catch up with u in the long run
Note:
"u going on 40 my nigga" is either a typo. Kelvin would be 31 when this was posted.
Comment 3 [link]
Time: 4/8/2019
From: TT
Content:
Hoe u had a baby with me u can never forget me
Abusing old ladies has become something of a theme of Kelvin's. He frequently will act charming, make promises, and - relatively recently - draw attention to the fact that he renamed his business after his surviving and deceased daughter in order to get an advance payment. However, once the first check clears, he will run off without completing the work if they are lucky or he and his crew will will putter around over the next few days, do a little work, demand another check, and grow increasingly nasty and even violent if they start asking questions. My own theory on this is that it's not just to extort money from the elderly but also has been a successful technique to discourage them from drawing further attention to him and his crew. To put it bluntly, he knows where they live. His doxbin includes a number of reviews, including one where he allegedly said the silent part out loud, where a woman claims "threatened to beat my husband and me". Another review simply states "Kelvin Robins is dangerous" [link] [archive] without elaborating further. As both Kelvin Robins and his business partner, Johnny Tolliver [doxbin], have no criminal records I could find, it seems like this strategy has actually worked for them so far. It's for the best they haven't faced justice and been locked up yet, they could use the same skills and physical confidence they picked up threatening little old ladies to run the joint, whether the gaurds like it or not. Surely they'd tear up that place just like grandma Edna's dining room.
In addition to threatening old ladies, Kelvin has also renamed his company after his own two daughters, referred to as Jay and Starr here. Jay-Starr was created by using his deceased daughter's first name and his surviving daughter's middle name. Not only that, but he actually pulled their names into his scams by renaming the same "Certified Home Improvements" company he used to rip off a terminal cancer patent to "Jay-Starr Construction LLC", then later to "Jay-Starr Tree and Landscaping LLC".
Johnny and Kelvin's work is not just limited to extorting senior citizens, however. They have numerous active and inactive businesses registered in their names, including "MAJOR LEAGUE MUSIC LLC" [link] [archive]. Sure there's no sign anything productive came from that business, but let's not assume these were all used for funny business. These two boys may have poured everything they were as men into their rhymes, and in that case, maybe the world just wasn't ready for a song titled "Beatin' down yo grandmaz".
In addition to a possible foray into the granny-beating rap, Johnny also sold Kelvin a dog [archive]. While this would normally be unremarkable, someone commenting "I feel sorry for that pup lol but good job nephew" implies Kelvin treats animals with the same gentle kindness as old ladies. It also shows us that the world was uninterested in their next musical attempt, "Who made the dogs die?"
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Despite their claims of poverty, a life spent preying on the old and sick pays pretty well:
BMW:
Horse and expensive company-branded truck (appears to be Certified Tree Care with his partner's name):
A different horse:
A gold watch:
A gold necklace:
A pup to feel sorry for:
Horse and expensive company-branded truck (appears to be Certified Tree Care with his partner's name):
A different horse:
A gold watch:
A gold necklace:
A pup to feel sorry for: