Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

I think this image explains pretty well why the person "Vibebrush" became me and my friend group's personal lolcow over just a year.
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Hypocrisy, Moralfagging, Pettyness, ACTUAL schizophrenia.
All of these are words that describe this person and there actions again, pretty well.
(tl:dr, vibebrush is an induvitual that's constantly beefing with others but fails each one pretty miserably, seriously, this shit is funny af)
 
Horrorcow story time.

I have worked as a kennel technician in a pet store. Our job was to make the kennels spotless every morning, keep the puppies fed, give medicines as needed, give toys and blankets, and so forth. These kennels are built into the wall and have an outward facing window so customers can see them. Inside the kennel room, there's latched doors for employee access. There's an lower row of kennels near the floor, and an upper row that's about 4 feet off the ground. These kennels have a grate with a soft plastic coating for puppies to walk and lie on, and a tray underneath to collect excrement which is washed out regularly. Trays in the top kennels are to be pulled out slightly when the kennels are opened so puppies can't easily fall out. Some tend to lean on the door when lying down; others are more than happy to run out of a kennel 4 feet above ground.

Falling dogs do not have the flexibility or reflexes that cats do.

At night before closing, techs are to remove blankets because they are a potential choking hazard. They also get removed if they've been soiled. One young lady on night shift opened a top kennel with a Yorkshire Terrier puppy, did not pull out the tray, and yanked the Yorkie's blanket out from underneath him.

Was it a tablecloth trick attempt or just total retard negligence? Nobody knows. What we do know is the puppy came out with the blanket, onto the floor, head first.

Immediately the puppy began seizing.

This stupid bitch continued her pattern of doing everything wrong by yanking the puppy off the ground. Yeah, let's just shake injured animals around. That's how you handle an emergency for sure!

When working with live animals, even young ones, there is always the chance of death. Maybe one of them was incubating parvovirus from the breeder and the vet couldn't save it. Maybe one of them had liver shunt or some other serious congenital defect. You can't always prevent it. This, however, was completely preventable. The Yorkie was dead within minutes after his brain damage induced seizures.

This employee was immediately sent home. Upon learning of the events that transpired, the franchisee was furious, and she was brought in to be ceremoniously fired the next day.

Did our terminated teenager learn anything from this? No. Lolcows never learn. Lolcows never do wrong. Lolcows never take responsibility for their actions. She told her mother a sob story that the Yorkie fell out on its own and that management pinned the blame on her, so that her mom would go to war with management for her.

Fuck that bitch.
 
R9K Insurgent said:
Really amazes me the audacity of some people and how brazen they are with forcing their fucked up degen shit on to everyone else. A lot of people have weird sex shit going on their head, it's not uncommon (especially these days) but it used to be that people kept it to themselves and maybe the person they're banging. It needs to go back to that.
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As I'm reminded this week. My old buddy from work messaged me out of nowhere saying "I want to be dominated by a woman. Up for humiliation and domination".
I'm neither single nor interested so I reply "Okay here's what you're going to do: quit porn cold turkey, delete the bookmarks and block them if you have to. Get in the gym or running or doing some sort of exercise to focus your mind and get healthy. Talk to your wife and apologise if you've let the kink affect other areas of your life, and get intimacy back with her until you get the kink back under control and staying in the bedroom and not affecting your career, friendships, relationship and family life. There's resources out there like Fight The New Drug and Nofap and therapists that can help."
He fucking replies "yes miss".
This degen is married with a daughter. Can't say I didn't try to help but porn is like fucking MKUltra for men.
 
demicolon said:
Next time give him a stern order to do everything his wife asks him for. Hey, it might work...
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Dom him into being a decent person. "Take out the bins, you worthless failure of a moid, and do it properly like a real man would". Good grief lmao
 
My god. I just saw what appears to be a maybe-somewhat-autistic balding adult man critiquing that latest Kurzman/J,J.Abrams Startrek Academy.

I find it cute and adorable.

He is completely right. He cares. He is earnest. He isn't ranting and raving. And no one in Hollywood will care. Hardly anyone watches him. And he still bothers to watch these shows he knows are bad.

He has the complete rainman vibe going on. It is like a review bro who was completely not self-aware.


This is nobody to hate. Nobody who is fucking up. He isn't hurting anyone. He is just being himself.
 
Mentioned this one before in this thread.

Fat load that brings his own food to events where snack sales go to benefit someone in need.

Now his thing is telling the performers "I goto events all over 3 states,here's my cell I will get you more bookings"

Yea they are gonna call you instead of the people that do the booking.
You fat load. How the fuck can someone have 2 Masters and still be dumber than KingCobra?

And keep lying saying you are dieting and running 3 miles a night lard lad. Everyone sees that now a 3xl shirt is so tight on you that it looks painted on.
 
My personal lolcow's life is falling apart and it's funny as fuck. Fat privileged SJW pooner who has made almost every single person in town hate her guts over the past six years.

The funniest was the Troon Wars because she fucked over the local alphabet people, so one older pooner and one de-pooner went nuclear on her, and outed all her dirty secrets and lies to everyone in town. She's terminally unemployed but keeps doing hauls and expensive hobbies to her 40 viewers, her kids were moved out of the house to be with their dad, and she disowned and tried slandering everyone who actually gave a shit about her just because they stopped playing along with her lies. She looks like she's mid-to-late 40s but she's 29. Druggie in a polycule (of course) and is accusing someone of assault... surprise surprise.

Her latest funny is an incoherent crying video (very manly!) about how she's not being allowed to troon out her older gradeschool kid because of the dad or some shit, thank fucking christ.
 
Personal lolcow is in hospital again lol. Maybe not long for this world if she keeps this up. And by “this” I mean being a complete fucking retard.
 
I started out at university in August, and I met a wonderful lolcow I can laugh at!

Some ugly ass white MtF faggot who had been at the university for 5-6 years now. He was able to get in because his mom worked at the school, but he couldn’t seem to get it right. This was the type of guy who took two classes a semester and played victim when he realized he wouldn’t graduate in four years like his friends.

So in December he announced that he was dropping out because his failed film major ass needed to find a real job, and is pursing cosplay (shocker). This guy does not pass at all. When he is not wearing some shitty cheap wig he has a major bald spot on the top of his head. The makeup he poorly applies does not hide the massive nose, eyebags or even try to make him look feminine. He goes to cons all over the city cosplaying as sonic characters for a quick buck.

One of my friends brainwashed her young niece (below age 10) into believing that this guy was an actual woman. One day she said to us “my niece was asking about the pretty lady im friends with, and she meant you (Troon Name).” Very worrying shit.

Sorry that this is all over the place. I just wanted to ramble because my whole friend group kisses this faggots ass and it’s gross.
 
A guy I went to high school with trooned out and fled town, and it hit me pretty hard at the time because we used to be friends. Like, I went to his wedding and stuff. Well, a few years go by, and the subject comes up at work, and one of the guys asked what their troon name was, and I, not thinking much of it, told him. They whip out their phone on the spot and type the name into twitter, find them within about 10 seconds, turn the screen around and ask "this them?"

I tried to nonchalantly deny it, but it was too obvious, so now the whole shop has this dude as a personal lolcow and I have to get a status report every time that failed male posts on social media crying about Trump's tranny genocide.
 
Whore of Babylon 69 said:
I found his Twitter and it's as I expected, with pronouns and everything.
https://x.com/Zer0_Strikerrrr
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Months later, a friend gave me his bluesky. https://bsky.app/profile/zerostriker.bsky.social

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Why are these fuckers always so obsessed with lesbians? Also, my friend has a contact who told him that Zero Striker is in a bunch of fetish servers on Discord.

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I got blocked, so I can't see his whole profile anymore. Friend's contact was also blocked after he called Zero out during a meltdown over Mewgenics' creator having Ethan Klein and CWC in the game.

By the away, according to the contact, he may be a closeted pedo. I might catch some screenshots later, but there are plenty where he's constantly screeching about pedo this, pedo that, much like a gay conservative who won't shut up about faggots. Certainly is suspicious but nothing concrete came up. All the contact got is that he really really likes fetish art of Warframe, and ironically has shared said fetish art of Skullgirls character, who I think are underage? Hilarious if it's true.
 
ProTagMan said:
I think this image explains pretty well why the person "Vibebrush" became me and my friend group's personal lolcow over just a year.
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Hypocrisy, Moralfagging, Pettyness, ACTUAL schizophrenia.
All of these are words that describe this person and there actions again, pretty well.
(tl:dr, vibebrush is an induvitual that's constantly beefing with others but fails each one pretty miserably, seriously, this shit is funny af)
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Update: he stalked down this account too 😅
 

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Niggerddittor said:
The Warframe community is full of these retards, and transbian rapists. It's not surprising really.
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Dunno what those types see on that game. It's grindy as fuck and not very fun to play.

Also, unconfirmed, but I know a few acquaintances who claim to have bumped into Zero Striker here and there up to ten years ago, going in and out of online groups because he's such a virulent moron in constant tard rage mode who gets into fights with everyone, calling other people "gooners" etc. It just makes me even more suspicious that he's a closeted pedo, since that sort of behavior is from people who're paranoid that others are out to get them, because they're trying to hide something, and also it's very funny how he calls others gooners when he's been in fetish-focused servers.

Edit: The contact I've mention told me it was easy to track down the state where Zero lives (Massachusetts) because the moron linked personal info on his Tumblr, which is linked in his Discord bio. Unfortunately the contact didn't take a screenshot, but I reckon it's very easy to dox his address because that is so fucking stupid he might as well have left his ip address online by accident.
 
I had a personal lolcow. She was a BPD FTM Gay Shotacon who I was at school with. She openly talked how she gave a boy a blowjob, and she also wore kinky clothing to school on multiple occasions. I never once talked to her, but I learned about all of this because she said it out loud. After a couple of months, she was finally kicked out of school, and last I heard she was taking online classes.
 
There's a dude in my town that's always posting on community Facebook pages, and my wife has been updating me about his posts since she discovered him. He likes to take photos with retail employees and write long posts about them and how nicely they did their jobs. The employees always have a barely-contained grimace on their faces as they get their picture taken, and there's always a battle between him and the local populace in the comments section over whether or not this is acceptable. That's what piqued our interest.
He has been constantly posting about his "charity" where he takes children out on the lake and teaches them how to fish. Unfortunately, the game and fish department caught wind of this a few months ago, and he actually went to jail recently. I think the jail stint was for the illegal fishing, but I can't be sure. At any rate, he lost his fishing license and got fined out the ass for repeatedly ignoring their instructions to stop fishing where it's not allowed.
Since he got out of jail, he's promised to stop fishing. Now his Facebook feed is filled with nothing but bible verse posts, heated arguments with a fat bitch he has a child with, and monologues about his persecution at the hands of the game and fish department. Haven't seen a vintage retail employees hostage selfie in a while *sigh*
 
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