At the moment, I can only think of three personal lolcows that come from the internet that I managed to read about.
Weeaboos when they are being idiots, such as one who threw one hell of a tantrum when being denied a manga that was yaoi in a bookstore.
The Christians who basically say they follow Christ and say they are tolerant when they would, in reality, be hypocritical and think there is some conspiracy by the government/some religion/Christian sects that they think are "un Christ-like" because they don't follow a very certain rule( ex. not using the NKJ Bible).
The atheist who smugly think they are smarter just because they don't follow a religion when in reality, they are just being pompous and are no smarter (and if applicable, evangelistic) than the self-righteous religious guy. (Rational Response Squad would be an example if you were to read about them, or google jane everhart vatican commando.) Speaking of Jane Everhart, she is an atheist who believes that the Vatican has commandos sent to disprove some 25 year old guy who tried to make some attempt at disproving the Bible.
At the moment, I can only think of three personal lolcows that come from the internet that I managed to read about.
Weeaboos when they are being idiots, such as one who threw one hell of a tantrum when being denied a manga that was yaoi in a bookstore.
At the moment, I can only think of three personal lolcows that come from the internet that I managed to read about.
Weeaboos when they are being idiots, such as one who threw one hell of a tantrum when being denied a manga that was yaoi in a bookstore.
At the moment, I can only think of three personal lolcows that come from the internet that I managed to read about.
Weeaboos when they are being idiots, such as one who threw one hell of a tantrum when being denied a manga that was yaoi in a bookstore.
Wow. What set off my "mentally ill" alarm was the parents coming to the store in the days after to pay for damages, bought the employees lunch, and gift cards. Like this shit happens all.the.time.
There was this crazy middle-aged lady in my anatomy class. She always interrupted the instructor about dumb stuff, and the first or second day of class told some people to go to hell because she thought they were laughing when she said she was paralyzed and nearly killed in a car accident. They were laughing because she interrupted class and they were having their own conversation.
One day she asked if she could leave class and print off some notes. The instructor said yes, and she came back a little later nearly crying that she wanted to know why her email wasn't working. The instructor had had it by that point and they started to argue. It ended with the student threatening to go to the dean because he wasn't being helpful and she stormed off, never to enter the class again. Needless to say the dean didn't care about what she had to say.
Later in the class a student shouted "but I want to know!" when she came back into the room. Everyone laughed, even the instructor. After class some guys wanted to know if they could get extra credit by being the instructor's body guard as he went to his next class.
I hate saying this, but nearly every middle aged woman I want to community college with acted just.like.her.
There was a woman who looked like food networks Sandra lee (aka the kwanzaa cake lady) at my community college. First day of class she asked what google was, and didn't know how to do her online assignments, because she didn't know how to use a computer. I blame my cc for not putting her in a remedial computer class first.
Unfortunately, my best friend since sixth grade is becoming more like a lolcow every day. He comes from an extremely fundamentalist Christian family - which isn't necessarily bad, I'm Christian too, but he takes his beliefs way too seriously and is extremely self-righteous about them. For example, he once told me to break up with my girlfriend because she's Catholic and I shouldn't allow myself to be yoked together with unbelievers. Because, you know, Catholicism isn't real Christianity. And that's not even the worst of it - he's afraid of asking out the girl he has a crush on because she's a pretribulationistCalvinist and he's a posttribulationist Arminian.
So not only does he obsess over Christian theology, he's also been either private-schooled or homeschooled all his life, and has no idea how to act around people with beliefs different than his. Heck, I can't think of a single time in all my years of knowing him that he's even talked to someone of a different religion (although, of course, he considers "Pentecostal" to be a completely different religion than "Baptist"). Add all that to the fact that he's extremely socially maladjusted and, well, he's going to have one hell of a time in college.
Seriously, his mom is too protective of him to let him do fun things like go to concerts, etc., and he doesn't like to read, so video games have been his only consolation for the past 15 or so years. They're all he talks about - and he talks loudly and indiscriminately, regardless of whether you care to hear or not. Seriously, one time we went to this arcade with a mutual friend of ours who's a girl and a non-gamer, and I swear he bored her half to death. Yes, you can play Street Fighter with girls and make it fun, but only if you don't spend every second boring her with how Street Fighter Zero 2 is completely different from Street Fighter III: Third Strike because it lacks a parry system and has custom combos, and also Shinkiro is one of the greatest character designers in Japanese two-on-two fighting game history.
And to top it all off, he's going through a huge weeaboo phase all of the sudden - at the ripe old age of 18. Well, at least he's growing up.
Seriously, his mom is too protective of him to let him do fun things like go to concerts, etc., and he doesn't like to read, so video games have been his only consolation for the past 15 or so years. They're all he talks about - and he talks loudly and indiscriminately, regardless of whether you care to hear or not. Seriously, one time we went to this arcade with a mutual friend of ours who's a girl and a non-gamer, and I swear he bored her half to death. Yes, you can play Street Fighter with girls and make it fun, but only if you don't spend every second boring her with how Street Fighter Zero 2 is completely different from Street Fighter III: Third Strike because it lacks a parry system and has custom combos, and also Shinkiro is one of the greatest character designers in Japanese two-on-two fighting game history.
The forefront seems to be changing with fundamentalist Christianity. Walk into any homeschool gathering and you'll find a bunch of troubled, poorly adjusted kids talking about nothing but video games. (Homeschoolers in general tend to make pretty good lolcows, I regret to say.) Rock music and PG-13 movies, on the other hand, are still pure evil.
Within one of my fandoms, there are a few fans who I consider personal lolcows. I'll talk about one of them.
The first super sentai series I got into was Samurai Sentai Shinkenger. It was the first one I watched fully. And I'd browse the forums to see upcoming spoilers and stuff. But there was this one user, let's call her Tako, who was a Shinkenredxshinkenpink rabid shipper. To give you guys some background about shinkenger, there is a ship-to-ship combat between two different ships: Shinkenredxshinkenpink and Shinkenredxshinkenyellow. I'm part of red and yellow. Shinkenger (adapted as Power Rangers Samurai, for the love of all that's good in the world, don't watch it!) is about five modern samurais: Shinkenred, and his four vassals. Shinkenpink is what I call a fan sue (a character the fandom morphs into their own little Mary Sue). Her name is Mako, and is somewhat attractive (I've seen better). Her goal in life is to be a wife and mother. And she's a horrible cook. She also loves men she can fix.
Then there's Shinkenyellow, Kotoha. She's the youngest on the team (around 16, I think), speaks with a Kyoto accent, pretty much only feels comfortable as a samurai, is a powerhouse as a fighter, and has extremely low self-esteem. And I mean it.
Some people ship Kotoha with Chiaki (shinkengreen) because of moments that are pretty ambiguous. Chiaki's the second youngest, and Kotoha woops his ass during training in one of the first episodes. And he's very overprotective over her. I ship Kotoha and Takeru (Shinkenred).
I don't want to give away too much of Takeru's backstory, but I will say, he is the "Lord," he is awesome, he is extremely stoic, he doesn't like anyone getting sacrificed for him, and the only thing he's comfortable with is being a samurai. Like Kotoha.
Something else that's really important about Kotoha is that her sister was supposed to be Shinkenyellow, but she fell sick with sudden coughing disease. and Kotoha had to take her place when she was really little, and she put all of her heart and soul into training. But sometimes, Kotoha doesn't feel like she's the real Shinkenyellow. Here's an important spoiler about Takeru:
He's not the real Shinkenred, he's a shadow lord. The real Shinkenred is a 14-year-old girl who is the most badass, yet nicest person ever
Fun facts about TakeruxKotoha: Kotoha is the only one who can make Takeru blush, she was the one who indirectly got Takeru to get out of one of his depressive states, her reason for protecting Takeru and fighting is because "she doesn't want him to die," and was the most flustered saying her reason, oh, and mid-series, she starts to realize that her feelings towards Takeru aren't totally admiration: she might really like the guy. And they have a lot in common. So that's why I ship them.
Tako ships Takeru and Mako like crazy. And she jumps to possibly the most bizarre conclusions--because they had red and pink cups in one episode, she assumed that was because Takeru and Mako were going to get together. There's this episode where they lure the villains who are attacking brides at their wedding by having Mako pretending to marry Takeru (there was no excitement, it was all pretty serious: we pretend to be getting married, no romance, we're just trying to lure out Japanese demons), and she EATS THAT EPISODE UP!
The sad thing is, she is obsessed with Tori Matsukaza, the actor who plays Takeru. I mean, he is extremely good looking, and he seems like a cool person, but I think she thinks she is Mako in order to satisfy her fantasy of ending up with him.
I'd been checking in on what she's doing, on and off, like if I'll be reading reviews on fanfiction.net, she'll be praising a TakeruxMako fanfic even if it is a piece of crap. But then we made contact. Well, technically, I never responded to her. I don't want to start a drama, but she already has a few enemies who can't tolerate her bullshit.
I did a blogpost on sentai shipping, and why certain couples would never work in the real world, i.e, Takeru and Mako would never work, but Takeru and Kotoha might (as soon as Kotoha grows up a bit more and becomes more confident, although she technically had to grow up fast for her role as a vassal). And guess who commented. BTW, Tako's British. I always thought most British people have better grammar than us Americans, but apparantly, I was wrong. I picture her with a Cockney accent after reading what she wrote:
|I Love how u dismmissed Takeru x mako so fast on this cause your Takeru and Kotoha shipper, since when does Takeru have confidence issues, the burdun he keeps from them is killing him thats not a confidence issue LOL
Kotoha loved him and looked up to him for loyality before She even met him thats why i see them as Bro and Sis, the head pat thing i defo agree on the marv and ahim , thing cause its a movement to stop someone crying or cheer them up Takeru did to a Kid in 12.
Are u telling me that people with different goals can't together... what if someone had no goal cause someone close to them died and they didnt know their way in life yet ? does that mean forever they live alone ?
Takeru and Mako are both great with kids they even had a MUm and dad line in episode 16 .
Mako has different Goals she had them goals cause of her Parents, after 34 she now has another Goal , the reason she wants a normal family is because her mum and dad left her, her mum was a samurai injured so thats why.
Mako never accepted Takeru at first
Your telling me that someone who can read them without even speaking and someone who won't leave a loved one to wollow in his on dout and pain cause shes a nosy bitch haha and wants to help ? can't be together?
When Meeting someone and growing closer goals in life can change , u mentioned Mako's goals at the beginning , she still wants a family but who says she hasnt changed her mind on a samurai family ?
She never once left Takeru to fall, She throughout the series was a nosy bitch again till episode 44 when she came out with it that she has been trying to figure out what burdun what Pain affects him.
Someone who marries someone or loves them ? oo with have different goals in life , it will fail ? u cant say that ? people change when they meet someone. The Siduations in life change people's goals.
* everything else u said was an interesting read.
Just don't say shipping can damage someones relationship in real life ? thats just werd ,
I didnt even know what shipping was till someone came up to me and called me one with Takeru x Mako
and i love the fact u say people who make vids use certain episodes ?
Depends which ones u have seen but with my vids i use nearly every episode i can.
None of my vids have them pretending and using scenes that arnt them like in some sentai vids or shipping vids they put scenes together like their looking at each other, i hate that .. i can't edit like that.
your shipper yourself ? is it hurting your relationship with someone ? its not with mine but yah .
You do make excellant points , but i ship women who are strong , stand up to a guy who keeps pushing them away , which men or people do in real life.
I push people away but people who love and care for me dont let me fall or go into dispair and thats what i love in characters i ship x
we have different opiouns, so in your statement your shipper am a shipper just let people ship who they want without giving facts or statements that can really upset them, they enjoy what they do.
Hell Takeru x Mako are my number one i have never been so obsessed or love a duo like them, i dont know why but yah
And for a week, she was on a warpath. She posts these videos with clips from episodes of Shinkenger that she claims are "shippy" every other day, and one of them, according to a source, had an insult to me on it. And on some fanfiction reviews, she took the liberty to insult me, and on her little takeruxmako facebook page, she insulted me to her legions of fellow shippers.
And the sad thing is, I don't think she has a normal love life. Evidenced by what she said, she apparently thinks it's totally okay to stalk guys and bug them when they tell you to leave them alone.
I hope this doesn't sound like a vent, but this is what happens when somebody has an obsessive crush on a guy on the other side of the world, and it influences everything about her.
And if you guys want to, I can post about two other sentai fans who earned not only my ire, but the fandom's ire as well. I call them TweedleWeeb and TweedleBoo.
On the topic of fundies and homophobes...it just made me remember.
From K through 8th grade I went to a Catholic school. We learned about evolution and the big bang with no problem,and we were never taught that homosexuality was bad.
I guess it could be that I live in a wealthy,democrat town in the northeast.
I recently made an account to look into the lolcows of the "Ponyville Red Light" forum that the infamous jin15 (the pony plushie fucker) came from. Honestly, though, it's mostly just depressing. You've got a few genuine perverts, but mostly people with autism, anxiety disorders, and other actual social disabilities that are finding solace and coping mechanisms in cartoon ponies. A lot of them aren't even interested in sex, really, they just want a friend. It's too sad to be funny, because I guess I think "There but for the grace of Accutane and alcohol go I."
Still, if I ever see a neckbeard carrying around a plushie in public, I'm getting pics of that shit.
I recently made an account to look into the lolcows of the "Ponyville Red Light" forum that the infamous jin15 (the pony plushie fucker) came from. Honestly, though, it's mostly just depressing. You've got a few genuine perverts, but mostly people with autism, anxiety disorders, and other actual social disabilities that are finding solace and coping mechanisms in cartoon ponies. A lot of them aren't even interested in sex, really, they just want a friend. It's too sad to be funny, because I guess I think "There but for the grace of Accutane and alcohol go I."
Still, if I ever see a neckbeard carrying around a plushie in public, I'm getting pics of that shit.
"Three biggest turn ons and three biggest turn offs?"
Biggest Turn Ons : 1. Twilight Sparkle, 2. Various other ponies, 3. Chubby male humans with big butts
Biggest Turn Offs : 1. Skinny people, 2. Cologne/perfume, 3. Bad breath
Twixie: I've seen what you like to do to your plushie. *blushes*
But I"m more curious to know what you'd do with her if you were actually with the real pony. :3
Actually, the messy things I've done with brushable figures you've seen are things I'd never do with my Twilight plushie. I did cum on my plushie once and quickly learned that minky fabric is just insanely difficult to clean. I did manage to get her perfectly clean again, but it took about four and a half straight hours of careful meticulous cleaning work to do it. After that I swore I'd never get even so much as a drop of pre-cum on her again, and I've stuck to that. I do still make love to her a few times a week, but all that involves is cuddling and kissing her while I clop and rubbing my cock back and forth between her back legs while gently squeezing them together (you have no idea how good minky fabric feels against your skin if you've never tried it). I always pull her off me before I cum though (I like pulling her up onto my chest and kissing her while I cum) and I'm extremely careful about keeping her 100% spotlessly clean through the whole process.
So in spite of what you may have thought I actually am extremely careful about making sure my plushie never gets even the slightest bit dirty. ^_^
But to answer your actual question, what I'd do if I ever got to be with Twilight the real pony...
I'd definitely want to keep it very sweet, gentle, and romantic. I'd love to spend a good long time cuddling and kissing with her, stroking her mane and treating her very lovingly before we got to the actual sex. Once things got a bit more intimate I'd start off by laying her down on her back, kissing all the way down from her mouth, to her chest, then her tummy, and finally making my way down to her sweet purple and pink flower. I'd spend what would seem like a small eternity licking her out, pleasing her with my tongue as much as she wanted and making sure she came at least once before we took things any further. The challenging part would just be trying not to drool all over myself the entire time, as I'm sure she'd taste absolutely wonderful. Like lavender and honey with a hint of vanilla I've always imagined. I'd swallow and cherish every single drop of her sweet mare juice as she got wetter and wetter throughout the experience. I'd also love to slide my tongue down and twirl it around her plot hole here and there during my affectionate oral administrations, but whether or not I did would depend entirely on whether she enjoyed that or not. My primary goal the entire time would be nothing but bringing her as much pleasure as I possibly could. Whatever Twilight wanted she would get.
Once she had gotten all the licking she wanted it would be up to her what position she was in when I slid myself into her tight (but hopefully loosened just a touch from all the licking and her first orgasm of the night) little furnace of marehood. If she wanted to keep resting on her back so she could just lay back and enjoy it that would be wonderful, but I think I'd enjoy it the most if she decided to climb on top while I rested back so she could ride me at just the depth and speed that felt best for her. Either way I'd stare lovingly into her beautiful purple eyes the entire time, watching them glaze over with pleasure as we both worked each other closer and closer to climax. Then when the moment finally came I'd embrace her tightly in my arms, kiss her with the intensity of a thousand collapsing stars, and finally crumple down onto the bed together in a entertwined pile of spent sweat drenched pony and human. I'd lay there with her, still staring into her eyes, and whisper softly to her how wonderful she was. Enjoying the deep earthy scents of our love making still hanging heavily in the air. Running my fingers up and down her body in all the spots she loved the most and making her feel the most peaceful and content she's ever known, until we both drifted off to sleep together. And I would know bliss like few ever will.
