Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[Local Fed]

Here to post my boy Adam Lazzara from Taking Back Sunday. He's my personal lolcow because he cannot sing to save his fucking life and is also the most out closeted bisexual I have ever seen.
Okay, so he can sing decently enough in some situations, but in most he just sounds like lung cancer. It was alright before because he was a cute, fresh-faced young man but now that he's older and is not a cute twink anymore it's like, "Dude, get some singing lessons." Kicker is, there is nothing he can do now. With all of the smoking, drinking, and demonic screeching he's done in the past (coupled with his limited range do to not expanding it in vocal lessons), he's done for. Everyone knows, and he knows it, so it's like watching a disaster in slow motion... just like in the "MakeDamnSure" video. Fitting.

Adam on a Good Day and also peak cuteness

I Crave Death
As for the closeted bisexual thing, just look at him. Look at him young him, and look at current him. Current Him also has the faggiest voice I've ever fucking heard, although he's using his "stage voice" in that last video. Younger him sounded pretty faggy too, but nowhere near as much as he does now. Reminds me of Gerard Way in that aspect.

Spoiler: Spergery

On a side note, I met Adam back in early July. Very nice guy and he also put up with my sperging because I was nervous. Bet he enjoyed that CD I made for him, too. Also, he didn't age terribly.

So sad but kind of funny watching these pop-punk acts of the 2000s age so poorly. Also it's hilarious that he's basically looking like he's trying to copy how Billy Ray Cyrus is looking these days.

 

[Lil Miku]

So sad but kind of funny watching these pop-punk acts of the 2000s age so poorly. Also it's hilarious that he's basically looking like he's trying to copy how Billy Ray Cyrus is looking these days.

He's had his hair like that since last year, I don't know when Mr. Cyrus started doing it but it is pretty hilarious lmao. I kinda feel bad for him because he's naturally a hick (he was born in the South) and I'm sure the industry forced him to "look emo" in some sort of way (which he narrowly escaped for a bit in the era that my profile pic is from) but he looked so much better that way.

Also, would you consider Taking Back Sunday to be pop punk? I thought they were heavier than that. Nevertheless, you are very right.

 

[Local Fed]

Also, would you consider Taking Back Sunday to be pop punk? I thought they were heavier than that. Nevertheless, you are very right.

Yeah, but I don't really get all that wrapped up in genre classifications for the most part; they do have a bit more edge than a band like Jimmy Eat World, less brooding than Brand New, while being less heavy than a band like Sum 41 who are pretty blatant with their incorporation of 80s heavy metal at times. For what it's worth, I'm certainly no Taking Back Sunday expert, but I always thought that 'Spin' is a great song. 'Sink Into Me' which is another good one is definitely on that poppier side.

 

[beamsss]

My man Hans Wombat (RFTKOHIAH) has some interesting views on the nature of history and reality. While usually partial to flat-earth/mudflood spokespeople, I find they do get boring, but he's one I can always come back to... I think it is his understated piety, youthful but deceptively wise manner and triple dose of prerequisite naivety .. check out the titles of his most popular clips:

Anyone else enjoy these types of people? I wonder if anyone knows more interesting examples, though make no mistake there is no shortage of standard issue ones

 

[Lil Miku]

Yeah, but I don't really get all that wrapped up in genre classifications for the most part; they do have a bit more edge than a band like Jimmy Eat World, less brooding than Brand New, while being less heavy than a band like Sum 41 who are pretty blatant with their incorporation of 80s heavy metal at times. For what it's worth, I'm certainly no Taking Back Sunday expert, but I always thought that 'Spin' is a great song. 'Sink Into Me' which is another good one is definitely on that poppier side.

Incredibly late response but very based. It always annoyed me how people lump Sum 41 in with pop punk because while they did do that, they can go SO much harder, like in"88" or hell, even "Grab the Devil" from their first album.

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

I'm fully expecting Haus of McCoy to be done by the end of this year, simply because Codi is so alienating that no one (other than the local newspaper, apparently) wants anything to do with it. And how the fuck many black trans youth can be in Lawrence, KS?

F

 

[Mamimi]

Rzouk Kattoura aka tristatebigmouth aka lionamongdeers aka tristate_lion69



I publicly post on Facebook. I had a controversial take about a then-current event, and this random Arab man showed up and started insulting my looks and taste in men. Whatever. Later I posted a picture of a cute animal and he popped up again reiterating the previous insults - specifically that I am an "average female who gets used by men" because I don't recognize a real man and other shit like that. I saw him post this about a woman and it was the same stuff.



Real nice guy/incel energy. Since he was weirding me out so hard, I Googled his name and found an article about a prostitution sting in Paterson, which is a supremely ghetto area in NJ.



He also got into a confrontation with Danielle Staub (one of the stars of Real Housewives of New Jersey) over a parking issue, where he recorded himself screaming and cursing at her. The TikTok is no longer available since his accounts get banned all the time.

Facebook
Another Facebook
Instagram
TikTok
LinkedIn

TikTok is where all the magic happens. His old account was @lionamongdeers but it was suspended so a lot of history is missing now. But if you go on the comments of his TikToks (mostly him ranting about women) people roast him for getting caught in a prostitution sting - his response to this is claiming he was falsely arrested but if you request proof he blocks you. He claims to be wealthy and that he owns a boat, but he lists GrubHub as his employer on Facebook and forgot to remove it. He denies working for GrubHub despite the evidence.



He's very critical of women, especially women he considers unattractive.



Ol' Zooky looks like this, by the way:



He calls everyone else ugly, promiscuous, poor, uneducated despite being a podgy middle-aged whoremonger who delivers pizza for a living. I'm honestly afraid of the guy because we live in roughly the same area and I don't want to run into his crazy ass.

 

[Caesare]

until about two weeks ago when I heard he was suspended from his job before being outright fired for telling a racist joke to a black coworker

What was the joke.

 

[Kaido117]

I've only met one person IRL who'd I consider genuine lolcow material, his teeth are black but he claims this is because of the dentist. He lives in his parent's basement playing games 24/7. He's the stereotypical neckbeard but he likes to get attention by having public freakouts.

He was such a nuisance that the school we went to told him not to attend the graduation ceremony.

 

[seri0us]

I've only met one person IRL who'd I consider genuine lolcow material, his teeth are black but he claims this is because of the dentist. He lives in his parent's basement playing games 24/7. He's the stereotypical neckbeard but he likes to get attention by having public freakouts.

He was such a nuisance that the school we went to told him not to attend the graduation ceremony.

What kind of public freakouts?

 

[Kaido117]

What kind of public freakouts?

Like pretending to have seizures for attention or other sometimes self-deprecating behavior that is designed specifically to get the attention and/or a reaction from others. The guy is just such a bizarre eccentric individual. He even built a shrine to ancient Egyptian gods and worshipped them.

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

What was the joke.

I really wish I knew what it was, guess it was offensive enough that even repeating what he said wouldn't be worth the hassle regardless of the context.

 

[Caesare]

I've only met one person IRL who'd I consider genuine lolcow material, his teeth are black but he claims this is because of the dentist.

I knew a guy like this a long time ago. He was a friend of a acquaintance and he lived in a bad neighborhood near us. He was a huge wigger and his teeth were so gross they were black.

 

[Pizza Box]

So I found this guy on a Facebook thread talking about "JK Rowling BAD! ". I don't think this shit can be made up.

You can tell by his bio that he's just full degenerate.


I pointed out that this shit he's doing is just full degenerate trash. However he began to excuse it with "Oh I'm autistic. I need these things to function!" Which just isn't true, and I bet this guy never goes outside at all.


More excuses to justify being an ABDL. "It's totally not a fetish I swear!!!". Also I like how in that one, he literally admits to being a groomer of some kind. Fucking gross.


This guy begins to use SOPHIA LABELLE as a defense! The literal sex pest! The jokes just write themselves!


More Sophia Labelle posting. As if these are good defenses against being a weirdo creep who uses pics of real kids as "reference photos".


I like how in this one, the fact that I questioned his arguments and dared to call Sophia what she really is: a groomer. Suddenly I'm the gross one? No, you're just a freak!

What I have so far. If I run into the guy again I'll post more. Apologies if this post sucks, I've never posted anything this big before.

Links
Facebook
Twitter
Instagram
Steam

 

[Vibe_Guy]

I have come into contact with a horror cow on a now deleted discord server called "Xyzys" or something.

I have a catalogue of his videos from his now deleted YouTube channel, but here's an unlisted video of him committing arson:

Spoiler: Arson

https://youtu.be/bgcBrv0YsJg

I'll hop onto my pc later to send the rest of his videos that I saved in a zip file. The videos are of him being homeless and skitzo rambling about his problems.

The story behind the video in the spoiler section is that the arson guy was homeless for about a week or two, living in a dingy tent (and occasionally smoking crack)

A friend gave him a place to stay, they got into a verbal scuffle a couple days in. And so crime ensues.

Hes now facing prison for destruction of property and arson. I dunno his name.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I have come into contact with a horror cow on a now deleted discord server called "Xyzys" or something.

I have a catalogue of his videos from his now deleted YouTube channel, but here's an unlisted video of him committing arson:

Spoiler: Arson

https://youtu.be/bgcBrv0YsJg

I'll hop onto my pc later to send the rest of his videos that I saved in a zip file. The videos are of him being homeless and skitzo rambling about his problems.

The story behind the video in the spoiler section is that the arson guy was homeless for about a week or two, living in a dingy tent (and occasionally smoking crack)

A friend gave him a place to stay, they got into a verbal scuffle a couple days in. And so crime ensues.

Hes now facing prison for destruction of property and arson. I dunno his name.

You really should add more details and did you ring the police if he has committed arson?

 

[Vibe_Guy]

You really should add more details and did you ring the police if he has committed arson?

I can't drop the zip file cuz my old PC has it, ill swing by my friend tomorrow and see if I can get my memory card back.

In the meantime I'll tell you all I know.

And yes, hes arrested and in prison to this day.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Turns out the YT channel is deleted, so my word and the video I saved is all you got for now.

THE MAN IN THE VIDEO IS CALLED >>>>>>>> Bodhi

I joined the server after a discord denizen sent me an invitation so I can farm memes. There was some in drama in the server but at the time I didn't understand the whole context. A discord dweller gave me a PDF file of a 15 page booklet summarizing the history of the server.

I was warned of drug use, degeneracy, grooming behavior, unsolicited nudes and autism.

The whole book is in the zip file where the attachments are (FREE Punjabi movie no virus I swear)


For those of you too lazy to read the whole thing heres the summary:

Spoiler: summary

• A bunch of /x/ autists make a discord server.
• The discord server gets cleaned out by a troll banning everyone, a new server is formed.
• Syzygy is made, Owl's is the admin of all future servers. Also in this new server methamphetamine use is noticed.
• Some petty drama, Owl's the admin is implicated in abuse allegations.
• Jiibz user eats his own shit and piss on a youtube video for 60 dollars (I don't have the vid)
• A furry named "Wolfy", who was a temp admin was sent to jail (idk why) so Owl's assumes the position as admin.
• Syzygy is deleted and another more private server is made with the same name.
• Owl's the admin and Bodhi the methamphetamine user get emotionally close but drama ensues.
• Wolfy the furry comes back from jail and joins the server.
• Byzygy is made, admin is named "Cursed".
• Bodhi gives his DOX to the server due to meth abuse and poor decision making.
• Server exchanges admins multiple times.
• Byzygy and Xyzygy servers merge.
• Discord deletes both servers due to nudes, drug use, drug pics, grooming, explicit rituals involving blood etc
• Another server is made named, you guessed it, Xyzygy.
• trolling raids ensue
• Owls the admins girlfriend named Charon goes to therapy due to sexual abuse.
• A user named Thralled uploads a YT video he later deleted where he kills a real cat.
• Police was involved and Thralled recieved therapy.
• Xyzygy, a splinter server of Syzygy, trolls the main server due to pedo allegations.
• Spam raids and Gay ops ensue.
• Owls the admin abuses meth and women.
• The server grows more degenerate and users try to catfish people into sending nudes.
• Due to the nudes solicited being from underaged discord users, the server is labeled as a pedo playground.
• A new server is made, Wolfy is the admin, shitposting and memes.
• Some users are pedos, the server begins to cull the fat off.
• Syzygy is used as a trolling HQ to fuck up other servers.
• Discord gets deleted again
• I join soon after a new splinter server is born.

Bodhi saga:



Now heres what I know. This Bodhi guy is a leftover from the other servers. Hes a diagnosed skitzo and has a healthy crack addiction. He was contained in a separate server, away from the server where I collected memes.
He was fighting with his parents alot, burned bridges left and right. Which culminated in him being homeless in 2021 for about two weeks. He posted videos of his, talking about how he hasn't taken his psycho meds for a week, that his homeless tent is leaking when it rains, has no money to his name and scrounges for food by either dumpster diving or by bumming food from good natured friends or samaritans.

A friend unrelated to discord bullshit let him crash at his crib. Due to being a skitzo and a meth user Bodhi is hard to deal with, which caused alot of unpleasant moments. The friend tells Bodhi he has two days to GTFO, to which Bodhi replies by committing arson in his room.

The police was called, they put 2 and 2 together and Bodhi was caught not far from the crime scene loitering around and probably waiting to be caught.

He has been processed and sentenced to prison time. I am unsure of his future.

 

[TheOtherOne]

I found a guy named Josh Colletta while looking at comments on an article that was on MSN and also A&N.

Classic neckbeard who sits behind a screen and tells everyone how they suck.
Of course, because he was dumb enough to put his location on Facebook, you can find some personal information easily on public websites (link 1) (link 2). He also runs a Facebook group that is full of lefties because of course it would be, he probably shoved anyone right of his own beliefs off the group.

I found a hate website for him... that he runs.

Google Images had this article show up as an image... here's what it has to say about Josh:

"TRUE patriots like myself are standing up to you."
lol ok
"I'm more conservative than you are."
idk bro you look and sound like a lefty to me
I think the Jan 6th events were dumb, but this is even dumber.

(Also, Antifa and BLM were and are domestic terrorist groups and anyone who says otherwise must have had their TV turned off during the "summer of love.")

His ranting website appears to have been taken down... by him... but he does have another blog where he rants too.
That first ranting website was in part saved by the Wayback Machine, so for once it's doing something right.


Of course, before this he was whining about the Republican Party and Trump.
Yes, being American means you need to stand for American ideals (whether you do that out in the open is your business).
No, being American does not mean you need to go to war against everyone who bars citizens (not immigrants) from rights, although you should if you do become a citizen. It does mean you should at least try to uphold those rights and ideals and not abuse them. (No, I don't consider Josh's rants to be abusing even if I disagree with his views.)
Also no, immigrants who are not citizens are not the same as immigrants who became citizens, don't try and weasel that into there.

Oh no, Trump is a Nazi? Where have I heard this before?

Being American means you get freedoms you wouldn't have in other countries, and you get to use those freedoms to do (mostly) whatever you want. That's what being American is, not "all people are equal (except those Republicans there)." You don't get to hide behind your "well nobody should violate my right to mock them, but if it's the other way around I'll harass you off my platform" stance and then pass yourself off as morally superior (which his entire online presence is full of).
No, Josh, that means you're a retard who managed to get everyone pissed at you. I don't even know how that's possible, but you did it.

"But Trump was illegally put into office in the first place!"

Also, he supports "trans" and "nonbinary" people which should say enough. I mean, seriously, he looks like a groomer.

Come on, Josh, you're literally just parroting the MSM. Stop pretending you're anything other than a follower of the globohomo.

 

[Staticness]

A “relaxed rp” (which boils down to “give fair warning before you start shooting, if you autists want to write walls of text, go ahead”) community I still occasionally pop my head into gives me endless entertainment as the only devs willing to put in time and effort are almost fighting a war with the actual players over how the story (which got leaked repeatedly and was almost universally derided) of their universe should go.

At one point, the dev team couped the actual administration, then the ringleader was suddenly buried under evidence that materialized out of nowhere that he was a lying manipulative scumbag. Then the same fucking people took back over after he left and over the next few years started purging all his (decade+) contributions in favor of their Donut Steel pet projects.

PvP balance is determined almost solely around the relative skill of the pilots in given factions, so groups deemed to have really good pvpers receive inferior ships to try and make up for that.

Welcome to Discovery Freelancer, a mod for the classic Freelancer, sitting atop the bones of the developers the community drove out through sheer hostility and entitlement.

Point and laugh, the drama between these huge egos is more fun than the game.