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I’ve been meaning to talk about this chick on here for a while. She is mid-30s, narcissistic, lives on disability and apparently only fans/selling feet pictures. She fancies herself to be a “baddie” and has a thing for felons.

She has a total of five children she does not have custody of. The first two were taken after #2’s dad beat her as a infant. They were placed with her mother and cow had an opportunity to get them back. However, she skipped visits, showed up late and spent time doing drugs/slutting it up. During that time, she began a relationship with a heroin addicted sex offender who became her priority versus getting them lame kids back.

Sex offender junkie and cow had a violent relationship, he beat her several times, she’d call the cops on him, he’d get arrest and she’d cry about how he’s in jail.

At some point, he knocked her up with twins. When the babies were born, he was nodding out on heroin while holding one of the newborns which ultimately lead to them being taken from her (shocked pikachu).

This lead to her wallowing in self-pity on Facebook because she lost her kids, not at all her fault of course!

One night, she was riding around with junkie sex offender when police attempted to pull them over. Due to all of the DV issues, there was a restraining order placed so they hatched a plan where he would pretend she was held hostage. After the hostage situation, JSO ended up getting taken into custody and going to prison.

While he was locked away, Cow ended up living in homeless and in a shelter where she met homeless junkie. Homeless junkie got her pregnant asap. He actually tries to get his shit together, starts working and wants to be a family but because Cow decides he is too old/ugly for her, she ditches him. Baby #5 is born and taken as well.

Cow says she’s depressed about losing custody but stays focused on doing her own thing. She meets a psychotic coke head that she falls head over heels for immediately. (He has a TBI due to being shot in the HEAD and actually has the bullet still there)She gets super strung out, PCH beats her regularly. When I say beats her-dude is punching, biting, strangling and ripping her hair out. It’s ok because he clearly is psycho for her which equals him loving her and she likes that.

Cow enjoyed live-streaming their fights to Facebook live. She would berate him, tell him that he’s such a mommas boy that he probably has his mother clean his foreskin, said his dick stunk and was small. Due to being a nut job with a TBI, he would flip the fuck out and beat her. At one point, she shared pictures on FB of him sucking another dude off, he beat her for it of course.

That insanity continued for five fucking years. She ended up leaving him after he stabbed her in the scalp and going to prison. Afterward, she started an OF account as well as selling feet picture on IG/Snapchat.

This past May she became involved with a married man who bought her crap, took her on trips. When she recently began demanding he leave his wife of decades, the relationship ended.

She is now posting pictures of them together and tagging his wife in them. If I wasn’t lazy, I’d make a thread for her bullshit in prospering ground because there is a ton of milk to be had from this cow.
 
Jack Monroe.

A British 'activist and campaigner against Food Poverty' who simultaneously profits from it.

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'She' (still not sure what 'downstairs plumbing' this person has) tries to come off as virtuous and kind but has a reputation of not refunding, pausing or fulfilling her Patreon supporters and not being open and honest about her fundraising - like Steve Bray (the 'I Hate Brexit' guy), she refuses to say where her money is going (but we can all guess, and it's not for 'good causes').

Jack uses the tactic of 'but I'm a good person, a struggling single Mum - please (fluttering eyes) give me money because that's what good people do.' As a 'Lefty' she sees herself as beyond criticism and it's not up to her donators to ask questions, just to do the good thing and give.

Jack releases her latest book (oh, she is an author too and makes bank from it) which is called 'Thrifty Kitchen' and features yet more of her 'bootstrap cooking tips' such as...
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Yep, even Nikocado, Chantal and ALR wouldn't chow down on that.

Jack is basically the sort of person who'd demand donations from people who are running from a building on fire, screaming 'BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?' at the top of her voice.

Jack is currently trending on Twitter, just in case you lovely people are interested.
 
Has anyone checked back on this moron? He's suspended on Twitter regularly for tweets that mock and encourage the deaths of those who oppose communism. He is also big on hating Israel for Palestine.

His entire time line is terminal. He also mocks blue checks (after Elon bought the company, so he pretty much loved them back then :story: ). He's one of those "honest" communists that wants violence to happen to his enemies (likely an internet tough guy). He might also have ties to the federal government, because lord almighty, there's some glow dust on that beard. He'll also (probably) check up on this thread and see this, talk a big game, and go back to being regularly suspended and whine about capitalism on his phone, computer/laptop, while not living in a cave and growing his own food (even though he likely does in case he owns up to it).

Oh, and fantasize about Israel ending up as a pile of rubble.

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Quoted from the Social Justice Warrior thread.

Unless he's already been posted here, yeah.
 
I'll make this one rather quick. Surprised I haven't posted about him before.

I call him "the zoo-troon" because he's a troon now (recent thing) and a furry zoophile. Dogs are his species of choice, because apparently they're the easiest to access animal big enough to fuck or whatever (those poor dogs).

He said he first "felt like a real woman" when he was at a gay bath-house, in a steamy room crawling around on all fours, sucking random men's dicks.

He'd go on constant rants about how femininity is immature and not worth respect, and masculinity is the most desirable trait. Yet he still trooned out. He was just a self-hating femmy fag I guess.

Also his name was Chris and what did he change it to? Sigma. I can't find any use of this as a person's name. I know troons pick some weird names, but this is just bizarre. The least cowy thing about him though.

my personal lolcow is @polyqueerandrosensual
 
There is a guy on Wireclub called 'Zako30' who some people have called a Lolcow and a possible future psycho.


Example:

'When it comes to Lawrence Walker at 70 gravilly hill of course am not going to be interested problems but that fat choco pop women from harp am sure she will be interested in his problems. I would only be interested in stabbing the fucking mental shite out of them. Two of the many utter pricks who would be on my death list 3 months ago don't call any of my staff uneducated. Stfu ya black galaxy choco pop piece of fucking shite I will make Lawrence Walker fuck you really hard up ya big fat rotten ass hole ya fucking fat bitch. In any case things are likely gonna go down hill for gravilly Hill soon and so are they to the fat ignorant choco pop bitch death baby death by pure slaughter that would be hahaha.'

Hardly the work of Shakespeare but whatever.
 
J. M. Arlen / Jamie Arlen Mcgehee.

A bad writer who lives in Santa Rosa, California. Born May 26, 1995.
I first discovered him on reddit when he posted on r/writing complaining that no one was buying his recently self-published book, The Crystal Keepers. It turned into a long thread where he was given constructive criticism that he refused to take. He then complained some more on reddit until his main account and socks were banned.

Now he rages on twitter almost daily about bad reviews and had a meltdown because someone said his dick was small.
Twitter: JMArlen8

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When he's not raging on twitter, he's e-begging.
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I'm not sure if this is entirely the thing this topic is for but...

There's this guy on reddit named Jedidiahohlord. To be honest, he's kind of adorable.

Thing is, he's nuts. He'll claim one thing one minute, but then take a completely different stance the next while claiming he never took the first stance... even though the post where he did so is plain for all to see.

He's also sometimes just hard to understand, because he has weird word/logic associations where it'll sound like he's talking about one thing but he actually means something else. It's hard to tell if he's just trying hard to win arguments or is legitimately retarded/schizo. Probably a mixture of the two.

Hilariously, he can easily be tricked into shooting himself in the foot. Just warn anyone he's talking to that Jedidiahohlord has a history of weirdo behavior (you can't say "autistic" on reddit of course).... this will usually cause him to drop everything and go on a tirade about you and how you literally stalked him. He'll make up bizarre stories about how he talked to the mods and they somehow convinced him NOT to block the person "stalking" him (because that's totally a thing mods would ever suggest)... and usually, just letting him spout his mouth off convinces everyone around that he's a fruitcake.

He's kind of adorable. If he were a cat he would be the perfect cat.

And every once in awhile he's actually lucid and makes sense, which just adds to the weird charm.
 
J. M. Arlen / Jamie Arlen Mcgehee.

A bad writer who lives in Santa Rosa, California. Born May 26, 1995.
I first discovered him on reddit when he posted on r/writing complaining that no one was buying his recently self-published book, The Crystal Keepers. It turned into a long thread where he was given constructive criticism that he refused to take. He then complained some more on reddit until his main account and socks were banned.

Now he rages on twitter almost daily about bad reviews and had a meltdown because someone said his dick was small.
Twitter: JMArlen8

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When he's not raging on twitter, he's e-begging.
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I love how he thinks "dry pussy energy" is an insult to the woman, when really, it's an insult to him. He would know that, if he had ever known a woman's touch before.
 
Jack Monroe.

A British 'activist and campaigner against Food Poverty' who simultaneously profits from it.

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'She' (still not sure what 'downstairs plumbing' this person has) tries to come off as virtuous and kind but has a reputation of not refunding, pausing or fulfilling her Patreon supporters and not being open and honest about her fundraising - like Steve Bray (the 'I Hate Brexit' guy), she refuses to say where her money is going (but we can all guess, and it's not for 'good causes').

Jack uses the tactic of 'but I'm a good person, a struggling single Mum - please (fluttering eyes) give me money because that's what good people do.' As a 'Lefty' she sees herself as beyond criticism and it's not up to her donators to ask questions, just to do the good thing and give.

Jack releases her latest book (oh, she is an author too and makes bank from it) which is called 'Thrifty Kitchen' and features yet more of her 'bootstrap cooking tips' such as...View attachment 4186020

Yep, even Nikocado, Chantal and ALR wouldn't chow down on that.

Jack is basically the sort of person who'd demand donations from people who are running from a building on fire, screaming 'BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?' at the top of her voice.

Jack is currently trending on Twitter, just in case you lovely people are interested.
Jack now has her own thread
 
So I found this guy on a Facebook thread talking about "JK Rowling BAD! :mad:". I don't think this shit can be made up.
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You can tell by his bio that he's just full degenerate.
I don't even know what half of that shit means. Can someone please tell me what Genderfae, Angled-AroAce, DFTBA and $App are?

Also, "Sapphic" is just an old word for "Lesbian" and doesn't make sense here because this is some kind of "enby" genderspecial who can't even be bothered to decide what sex it wants to be.
I call bullshit on "I need the dummy 'cause I'm autistic", and especially "Muh therapist and MANY OTHERS recommend I suck a dummy". Something tells me this faggot is its own "therapist".

What a vile specimen.
 
Mine's more of a legendary figure/phenomenon than a lolcow, but the dude's pretty interesting and I couldn't think of a better thread to write about him than here. He's this short old Asian guy who carries around a sign claiming that humanity's collective woes are the result of individual consciousness and that the political solution we need is a merging of human awareness into a hive mind. In the 2-3 times I've seen him, he's always been carrying a different sign, none of which have offered any explanation on what people would have to do to become a hive mind. Haven't seen the guy in over a year and I'm wondering if he died/gave up on his schizo quest.
 
Mine's more of a legendary figure/phenomenon than a lolcow, but the dude's pretty interesting and I couldn't think of a better thread to write about him than here. He's this short old Asian guy who carries around a sign claiming that humanity's collective woes are the result of individual consciousness and that the political solution we need is a merging of human awareness into a hive mind. In the 2-3 times I've seen him, he's always been carrying a different sign, none of which have offered any explanation on what people would have to do to become a hive mind. Haven't seen the guy in over a year and I'm wondering if he died/gave up on his schizo quest.
I bet he's a Reitard.
 
Mine's more of a legendary figure/phenomenon than a lolcow, but the dude's pretty interesting and I couldn't think of a better thread to write about him than here. He's this short old Asian guy who carries around a sign claiming that humanity's collective woes are the result of individual consciousness and that the political solution we need is a merging of human awareness into a hive mind. In the 2-3 times I've seen him, he's always been carrying a different sign, none of which have offered any explanation on what people would have to do to become a hive mind. Haven't seen the guy in over a year and I'm wondering if he died/gave up on his schizo quest.
Sounds a bit like Frank Chu.
 
My favorite personal lolcow is Shawn Mccraney. He's a preacher in SLC Utah that was locally famous amongst Christians for being an outgoing ex-mormon convert who had a public access show in the early 00's in Utah called Heart of the Matter. In his show he would take calls from Mormons and debate them and tell them about their wacky history. I met him a couple of times, and read a couple of his books while I was living in SLC. There's a lot of ground to cover with Shawn and I'm a retard so I apologize in advance for how this post is laid out.

Eventually he got an ego and started coming up with his own doctrines, taking a page straight from Joseph Smith (the founder of the Mormon church) and started saying that apostate teaches had infiltrated the church. Instead of the local Christian churches praising him they quickly rebuked him, as they should have. He ragequit and went into a tailspin. He now just posts youtube videos where he tries to 'debunk' fundamental Christian beliefs just to own those who he's pissed off at. He used to hold debates but he would get rekt so bad that halfway through he would just try to retcon the whole debate and say it was never intended to be one in the first place and play the victim. It's pretty local, but if you're a Christian you might find this interesting.

He tried to crowdfund his own version of the bible where he showed you which verses you don't need to pay attention to anymore. Usually verses about church discipline since he's perpetually angry that Christians in Utah tried (gently I might add) to correct his errant teachings. I should also add that while he e-begs he also seethes at any successful church in SLC and condemns them for collecting an offering.

One of my favorite videos of his was when a beloved local elderly woman, named Sandra Tanner, who runs a bookstore and ministers to Mormons, made a soft comment that she didn't agree with Shawn's teachings. He lost it and made a whole video raging against an old woman when he found out.

He doesn't have a big following but the people in his church are all lolcow material themselves. One woman created a website where she 'rates' the churches in Utah. To no one's surpise they all got an F but Shawn's church. She would reach out to a church with an insanely long questionnaire she wanted them to fill out, get kindly told to fuck off, then blog about how evil they were.

He's like Kingcobrajfs. It's a slow burn. Nothing will happen for about 10 months then he'll sperg out and start some new series blasting some local Christian in SLC.

Someone made a documentary about him that outlines a lot of it.

 
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One of my favorite videos of his was when a beloved local elderly woman, named Sandra Tanner, who runs a bookstore and ministers to Mormons, made a soft comment that she didn't agree with Shawn's teachings. He lost it and made a whole video raging against an old woman when he found out.
I suppose at least he didn't sue her (and her late husband) like LDS did.
 
This guy

He started out as one of those anti feminist youtubers calling himself Snakepliskinist, since then I think he had some psychotic episode or something and started thinking he was God. He keeps deleting his channels and then reappearing maybe years later spamming content for a while. He's a fascinating guy who I like to look back into every now and then to see how his life's progressing.

His latest video.
 
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