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Some of you perusing the dA horrors thread may have noticed that I posted this thing earlier:
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Holy shit that looks like Taxman.
 
'K, so there's someone I sort of know who keeps going deeper and deeper down the lolcow hole. Started off fairly normally (identified as cishet female, had an interest in history, starting to get into social justice but not overwhelmingly so at first, claimed to be incorrectly diagnosed as autistic but felt she probably wasn't). Then identified as bi, got further into the social justice stuff, got diagnosed with ADHD.

Fast forward to now, where this person identifies as nonbinary and gets triggered by "gender assigned at birth" talk, is way into SJW stuff, especially race-related issues (despite being super white), HAES, any sort of gender issues... and is now apparently a multiple system with their own OCs as fictive headmates.

I've witnessed this entire progression first-hand and wow what a ride. :story:
 
I buttblasted someone so hard that literally years after I stopped even posting in the forum in question, he still anonymously posts text porn stories about me on a nearly daily basis. This is somehow supposed to upset me instead of me getting free amusement a couple times a year when I check in and I realize I'm taking up space in this loser's mind without even thinking about him.
 
'K, so there's someone I sort of know who keeps going deeper and deeper down the lolcow hole. Started off fairly normally (identified as cishet female, had an interest in history, starting to get into social justice but not overwhelmingly so at first, claimed to be incorrectly diagnosed as autistic but felt she probably wasn't). Then identified as bi, got further into the social justice stuff, got diagnosed with ADHD.

Fast forward to now, where this person identifies as nonbinary and gets triggered by "gender assigned at birth" talk, is way into SJW stuff, especially race-related issues (despite being super white), HAES, any sort of gender issues... and is now apparently a multiple system with their own OCs as fictive headmates.

I've witnessed this entire progression first-hand and wow what a ride. :story:
I'd like to hear more stories, if you wouldn't mind.
 
Sorta minor but I work at a cafe and pretty much every evening a group of four euphoric atheists comes in occupies a table and loudly reads posts from r/atheism+ to each other for a couple hours. The worst part is a nice old Catholic lady in her eighties comes in for tea at about the same time and I feel bad that she sits there while those pricks shit all over her faith.
 
I recently have met a lolcow that is so big, she puts the other lolcows that I previously mentioned in this thread to shame. Of course, a good portion of this story is due to me being a over trusting dumbass, so I'm kinda at fault here. But regardless, I hope you enjoy the wacky shenaginans of "Catherine" aka my roommate.

Catherine and I met over Craiglist (Should've been a sign). She was looking to rent an apartment, and it happened to be near my school. So why the hell not? I got my mom to cosign and everything seemed peachy. Until the first day where she gave really inconsistent rents to all of us. I only had to pay $300 while another girl had to pay $800. I later found out that she made only two of our roommates pay for the security deposit. So it turns out we still owe some money (that my mom had to bail us out on this one). She tried to blame two other roommates as the reason we were behind on our rent. At first, as I believed her. But a week later, I randomly met Catherine's former roommates who told me the truth: that Catherine scammed them by taking their money that that was supposed used for rent and used it for herself. And she was most likely repeating it with me and my roommates. At first, I couldn't believe it because it was such a dumb scam holy shit. Like how would you not get caught eventually? But they had a lot of dirt on her, including a Facebook post where she admitted to doing all of this stuff. And it was probably the reason we were behind on our rent.
You're probably wondering how her former roommates were able to find me. It's because they literally live a couple doors down from me. That's right. Catherine not only went back to the apartment where the formerly scammed the girls, our apartment happened to be right next to theirs as well. If that's not the doing of a lolcow, then I don't what is.
I'm trying to get Catherine out but it's hard since she's on the lease. We also got the police involved and they're investigating, probably because she's a recurring offender for this shit. But in the meantime, enjoy these mini stories of her lolcowness.
One day, one of our roommates asked Catherine to take down the trash. She does. Well actually she just leaves it near the door. Another roommate sees it and confronts her. Catherine's excuse was that she didn't know where the apartment trash was despite living here before. Hell, one of our roommates stated that Catherine showed her where it was on the first day.
Like OPL, Catherine has an awful track record with animals. According to her old roommates, she used to have a dog and two cats. The pets hardly went out side and the apartment was invested with flees. She also tried to trimmed one of the cats' hair by cutting it with regular scissors. She recently got a guinea pig that she left alone for 3 days when she visited her parents. Our roommates felt bad for it, so they fed it and renamed it.
I'll keep you guys updated. Even though a part of me is kicking myself for being so stupid, I would be lying if I said that I didn't find this to be even slightly entertaining.
 
I have been debating talking about my step brother and his fiance for a long time because I was trying to give the girl a chance but after some events last night, I feel now she's an appropriate personal lolcow.

My step brother, at the time (aka three months ago) was 17. We found out he had sex with this girl (she's 18), I'm going to call her Sierra, and that he got her pregnant. Now because of this, my step brother and my step mom I guess rushed this girl out of where she was living because I guess she was talking about how her aunt and uncle were going to kill her when they found out? Idk. Anyway so now she's living in this tiny ass trailer with my step brother, step sister, step mom and Dad. Both of them refused to take a pregnancy test, and whenever anyone would ask if she was actually pregnant, they avoided the subject. Turns out, she wasn't pregnant and we're all pretty sure now that he tricked us to get her to come live with us.

These two have been together for only three months, since January. They get married in 20 days. He just turned 18 and she's still 18. Now, I can't judge too much on the getting married young part since I'm 18 and I just got married in December to my boyfriend of three years, but that's a different thing and a different story. Sorry for the powerlevel. Anyway, they also want to have a baby together, but they don't want to move out because, to quote her "well we don't want to have to pay rent and stuff". She also put her two weeks in at this job she worked out for literally two days. Also, we found she has an STD so she most likely gave my brother some herpes and it just gets better and better.

I am crashing at my father's for a little bit until me and my husband are done with college this year and get our apartment. Now, me and my half brother were trying to sleep, and we have to sleep in the livingroom because the trailer only has three bedrooms and all of them are occupied. Sierra was bitching how nobody does anything around here, and that if none of us did dishes (I was working and studying for finals, my half brother has been studying for tests at his school, my step sister is applying for jobs and the Navy, so we're all busy babies, and Sierra and my step brother took a 7 hour nap before going to work, in which she could've done dishes if it were that big of an issue) that she was going to storm and scream through the house to keep everyone up. So, my half brother messaged her via Facebook and asked her if she could wait to storm through and be mad til the morning, because me and him were trying to sleep. She told him "I don't believe this is L (half brother) messaging me, I think this is Ana (step sister) or SpacePanther messaging me through you". This pissed my half brother off, considering it was him telling her and he let her know. "Yo, Sierra, this is me, this is my account, not SpacePanther or Ana." She then kept trying to call him, but he denied her calls and told her that he was tired and he didn't want to talk right now. She said "Good for you". We thought that was going to be the end of it, but then she asked if we had done the dishes. Me and him had done some, and he told her that. She told him "Well that's fucking ridiculous, you wait til I get home, blah blah blah." Now see, my half brother is being the best man for her wedding, just to be nice. So he said to her "Well then you can find a new best man if you're going to act like that." She then told him to "Cut the fucking attitude" and then proceeded to block him, me, and my step sister. The three of us ended up staying up because we were a little fired up that she was acting that way, and when we got home, she just screamed "I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE" and stormed into her room with my step brother. She then got in the shower and was screaming and crying and throwing shit and saying we were talking shit about her, as she was talking constant shit about us while screaming and crying and throwing shit in the shower. That's about it for last night...however, as a side note, my husband was going to be a groomsmen for the wedding but I, like my half brother, told her she could go find another if she wants to treat her future family like shit. Oh, and she hasn't said a word to me today and won't come out of her room since I'm here. This is the girl who thinks she's ready to be a mother.
 
OK, so the last person I mentioned was ranting about dairy products (in favor of them, and dissing the militant vegans at the same time). Someone called out an inaccuracy, and guess what?

If you guessed "well that's what my alter thinks", you're right.

It's going to be so much fun to see where this goes.
 
The old ladies in my classes that are always chatting and bringing attention to themselves. They never shut up and are always interrupting the teacher when they're explaining something vital and important. The other day a woman stormed out of class and mouthed "FUCK YOU" at the teacher because he didn't pause the class to explain something personal to her.
 
I recently have met a lolcow that is so big, she puts the other lolcows that I previously mentioned in this thread to shame. Of course, a good portion of this story is due to me being a over trusting dumbass, so I'm kinda at fault here. But regardless, I hope you enjoy the wacky shenaginans of "Catherine" aka my roommate.

Catherine and I met over Craiglist (Should've been a sign). She was looking to rent an apartment, and it happened to be near my school. So why the hell not? I got my mom to cosign and everything seemed peachy. Until the first day where she gave really inconsistent rents to all of us. I only had to pay $300 while another girl had to pay $800. I later found out that she made only two of our roommates pay for the security deposit. So it turns out we still owe some money (that my mom had to bail us out on this one). She tried to blame two other roommates as the reason we were behind on our rent. At first, as I believed her. But a week later, I randomly met Catherine's former roommates who told me the truth: that Catherine scammed them by taking their money that that was supposed used for rent and used it for herself. And she was most likely repeating it with me and my roommates. At first, I couldn't believe it because it was such a dumb scam holy shit. Like how would you not get caught eventually? But they had a lot of dirt on her, including a Facebook post where she admitted to doing all of this stuff. And it was probably the reason we were behind on our rent.
You're probably wondering how her former roommates were able to find me. It's because they literally live a couple doors down from me. That's right. Catherine not only went back to the apartment where the formerly scammed the girls, our apartment happened to be right next to theirs as well. If that's not the doing of a lolcow, then I don't what is.
I'm trying to get Catherine out but it's hard since she's on the lease. We also got the police involved and they're investigating, probably because she's a recurring offender for this shit. But in the meantime, enjoy these mini stories of her lolcowness.
One day, one of our roommates asked Catherine to take down the trash. She does. Well actually she just leaves it near the door. Another roommate sees it and confronts her. Catherine's excuse was that she didn't know where the apartment trash was despite living here before. Hell, one of our roommates stated that Catherine showed her where it was on the first day.
Like OPL, Catherine has an awful track record with animals. According to her old roommates, she used to have a dog and two cats. The pets hardly went out side and the apartment was invested with flees. She also tried to trimmed one of the cats' hair by cutting it with regular scissors. She recently got a guinea pig that she left alone for 3 days when she visited her parents. Our roommates felt bad for it, so they fed it and renamed it.
I'll keep you guys updated. Even though a part of me is kicking myself for being so stupid, I would be lying if I said that I didn't find this to be even slightly entertaining.

try cancelling your internet, people tend to leave when the router is "busted"
 
My ex-boyfriend might count as a horror cow. Met him in our senior year of high school in programming class, and we hit it off. He was actually much cuter than the typical high school computer geek. Things were fine until we actually started dating. He got all creepy and possessive of me, even skipping class to wait outside mine until he could shepherd me to my next class. Being a naïve and frankly self-loathing girl at the time, I convinced myself it was 'normal' or even charming.

He lived with his half sister and her two daughters (about ages 8 and 5), and he would often refer to his sister as a 'whore' and claimed she'd let 'cock go to her head.' He'd then quickly point out that I wasn't a whore because he 'wouldn't dare date one' and was really smug that he was my first boyfriend.

He'd bring his laptop everywhere and refused to let anyone touch it or otherwise use it in any capacity. I didn't think much of it until, while he went to the bathroom during lunch, I wanted to check show times for a movie later that night. The screen was still lit up and he was still logged in, so I figured that I'd just have a quick look before he came back. His files menu was open, and I saw this weird password protected folder on his hard drive called 'nighttime' that had about 5 gigs of files in it. At this point, I think I was just really wanting to have something to hold over him or something. I dunno, maybe I was looking for reasons to break up with him at that point.

He was one of those idiots who used the same password for everything, so I was able to open the folder. It was CP. Legit, real life CP. There were even pictures of his nieces, taken when they were asleep.

It took a second for it to sink in, then I called 911 (since I didn't know the non-emergency number) and brought my ex's laptop to the principal's office. My ex was 18, so he was tried as an adult and got 10 years in jail because the judge deemed his pictures of his nieces as "production" of CP.

So... that was the story of my first boyfriend.
 
My ex-boyfriend might count as a horror cow. Met him in our senior year of high school in programming class, and we hit it off. He was actually much cuter than the typical high school computer geek. Things were fine until we actually started dating. He got all creepy and possessive of me, even skipping class to wait outside mine until he could shepherd me to my next class. Being a naïve and frankly self-loathing girl at the time, I convinced myself it was 'normal' or even charming.

He lived with his half sister and her two daughters (about ages 8 and 5), and he would often refer to his sister as a 'whore' and claimed she'd let 'cock go to her head.' He'd then quickly point out that I wasn't a whore because he 'wouldn't dare date one' and was really smug that he was my first boyfriend.

He'd bring his laptop everywhere and refused to let anyone touch it or otherwise use it in any capacity. I didn't think much of it until, while he went to the bathroom during lunch, I wanted to check show times for a movie later that night. The screen was still lit up and he was still logged in, so I figured that I'd just have a quick look before he came back. His files menu was open, and I saw this weird password protected folder on his hard drive called 'nighttime' that had about 5 gigs of files in it. At this point, I think I was just really wanting to have something to hold over him or something. I dunno, maybe I was looking for reasons to break up with him at that point.

He was one of those idiots who used the same password for everything, so I was able to open the folder. It was CP. Legit, real life CP. There were even pictures of his nieces, taken when they were asleep.

It took a second for it to sink in, then I called 911 (since I didn't know the non-emergency number) and brought my ex's laptop to the principal's office. My ex was 18, so he was tried as an adult and got 10 years in jail because the judge deemed his pictures of his nieces as "production" of CP.

So... that was the story of my first boyfriend.
That's really horrifying:cryblood: I hope your future relationships turned out much less scary.
 
try cancelling your internet, people tend to leave when the router is "busted"
That's the thing. We still don't have it. Catherine claimed that she was going to get us internet through Comcast but it never came. Last week, another roommate and I found a letter in her closet from Comcast to her saying that they declined her request to have internet. She never told us this.

My ex-boyfriend might count as a horror cow. Met him in our senior year of high school in programming class, and we hit it off. He was actually much cuter than the typical high school computer geek. Things were fine until we actually started dating. He got all creepy and possessive of me, even skipping class to wait outside mine until he could shepherd me to my next class. Being a naïve and frankly self-loathing girl at the time, I convinced myself it was 'normal' or even charming.

He lived with his half sister and her two daughters (about ages 8 and 5), and he would often refer to his sister as a 'whore' and claimed she'd let 'cock go to her head.' He'd then quickly point out that I wasn't a whore because he 'wouldn't dare date one' and was really smug that he was my first boyfriend.

He'd bring his laptop everywhere and refused to let anyone touch it or otherwise use it in any capacity. I didn't think much of it until, while he went to the bathroom during lunch, I wanted to check show times for a movie later that night. The screen was still lit up and he was still logged in, so I figured that I'd just have a quick look before he came back. His files menu was open, and I saw this weird password protected folder on his hard drive called 'nighttime' that had about 5 gigs of files in it. At this point, I think I was just really wanting to have something to hold over him or something. I dunno, maybe I was looking for reasons to break up with him at that point.

He was one of those idiots who used the same password for everything, so I was able to open the folder. It was CP. Legit, real life CP. There were even pictures of his nieces, taken when they were asleep.

It took a second for it to sink in, then I called 911 (since I didn't know the non-emergency number) and brought my ex's laptop to the principal's office. My ex was 18, so he was tried as an adult and got 10 years in jail because the judge deemed his pictures of his nieces as "production" of CP.

So... that was the story of my first boyfriend.

Jesus fuck. Where's a Horrifying rating when you need it?
 
Norman update: he was going to go on a job with my husband but slept through the whole day. He then texted Mr. OB bemoaning that the drugstore near his house does not sell DXM. He is now using ketamine to manage his depression
 
Norman update: he was going to go on a job with my husband but slept through the whole day. He then texted Mr. OB bemoaning that the drugstore near his house does not sell DXM. He is now using ketamine to manage his depression

Nice. I suppose replacing depression with full blown psychosis is a sort of "managing."
 
Nice. I suppose replacing depression with full blown psychosis is a sort of "managing."

Hopefully he loses this batch or has it stolen.

Also, I heard like an hour after my last post that his mom may start running out of money. And then I learned a little more about his dad. When Norman was ten, his dad got in the car, said he was going to the store and didn't come back for a couple years.
 
Alright, I want to have a little go at this with a lolcow I know in real life.

He's a man who claims my hometown is racist because my hometown apparently hates his family, which is not true. My whole hometown hates him rather than his family. Though, there are kids who will not befriend his kids, fearing that they would meet the father. The worst part about him is that he actively abuses his Chinese wife and mixed race children. He also abused his dog once, which brought the attention of an animal lover who tried to attack him. I don't live close to him, luckily, but a guy I know does.

He also tried to sue the school because of ¨racism¨ not allowing his kids on the basketball team. The actual reason was because they were not good at basketball. Here's a few news articles on the lawsuit:

Pen Argyl basketball racism lawsuit: Judge axes Pen Argyl dad's lawsuit - tribunedigital-mcall

Dad with lots of free time harasses high school basketball players online - Bucks County Courier Times: Hot Pennsyltucky Mess

Judge tosses Pen Argyl man's lawsuit over alleged discrimination against sons | lehighvalleylive.com

He's also a lawyer, which is probably one of the reasons he tried to sue in the first place.

If you search up his name

William Blasi

you'll find more out about him and also find his Youtube videos.

I can't post them right now since the wifi I'm connected has blocked Youtube.

You will also find more articles if you search up his name, too. I'll also try to find more out about him as well and post new information about him.
 
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