Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[Darwin Watterson]

Ever since the election season started, Jeffrey has begun to fancy himself a political commentator apparently. He's never really given a shit about politics before, but now all of a sudden he posts a ton of stuff a day about it. He's a Trump supporter. There's nothing inherently wrong with that, in my opinion. Hell, I'M probably gonna vote for him myself if it means avoiding a Hillary presidency. But Jeffrey's totally fucking batshit about it. For example, he posted this a couple days ago:

That guy who liked it? He's Jeffrey's friend. He likes everything Jeffrey posts, and if Jeffrey gets into arguments online, this guy will usually jump in to lend a helping hand. I don't know very much about him, other than the fact that he doesn't seem very smart and he's a major stoner. Which I always found weird because Jeffrey doesn't use drugs as far as I know.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

To be honest I can't determine if this guy is worthy of a full thread or not.

He will defend the Powerpuff Girls reboot to his grave, has publicly said he'd laugh at anyone in the Trump family getting shot, etc.

Anyone who dislikes said reboot "needs to get shot over and over", as we see here:

He loses his shit on a daily basis over people disliking cartoons or disagreeing with his shippings.

If this guy's over 20, then he needs some help. I never got the "Cartoons r srs biznuz" mentality these people have. Yeah, I respect your opinions, but you don't need to turn this into your own personal crusade flame war.

Anyways, got an update about my employer:

Spoiler: Warning, not really amusing

I found out I might not be going back after all. Because apparently they're reorganizing in light of the (long overdue, I may add) renovations still going on. And I found out I may not even be returning.

Then again, considering they're a revolving door in regard to their employees (In my time, I've seen the head housekeeper and the first housekeeping supervisor get shitcanned and many others quit under their own volition. Some even after a week, so they're clearly doing something wrong if that's happening), I can't say I'm too surprised. But to keep my hopes up for as long as they have is pretty pitiful for them.

 

[Martin Van Buren]

So there's this deaf lolcow that I've had the unfortunate pleasure of interacting with him in real life and is autism personified aka extremely creepy to women online.

JAKE NELSON GO

Facebook (do a search for Jake Nelson Go posts to see his idiocy in public groups as he's locked down his profile recently), Twitter (TW: extreme Emma Watson stalking), whiny blog about how much Gallaudet sucks, former pet lolcow of alldeaf - alldeaf Q &A (banned now, read the thread to find out what went down), LinkedIn because why not

Education history as it's relevant for this lolcow
Elementary school - Hawthorne/Chavez Cesar Elementary School (mainstreamed, I think)
Middle/high school - California School for the Deaf, Fremont (CSDF)*
2004-2006: California State University, Northridge (CSUN)
2006-2011 - Gallaudet University, graduated with a BA in Communications*
recently-current? - Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), graduate student in an IT program
* Jake hates CSDF and Gallaudet because the students "bullied" him (aka hated him)
​

Jake is 30 years old and is deaf, autistic, ADHD, and has CHARGE syndrome which he tries to cover up while screaming from the rooftops that he has autism & ADHD. Currently a graduate student at RIT in IT despite not having any experience in IT or taken any classes and of course, is doing like shit and crying about how mean the RIT professors are while constantly using his autism/ADHD as a shield.

To read what he thinks of himself in his own words, here's an introduction post on his autism blog and a singles post in an interracial dating group on Facebook.

He used to use CHARGE syndrome to hide behind but that backfired big time when he tried to pick a fight with the SBG president at Gallaudet who had enough of his shit and told him to get lost. The school newspaper wrote about the whole thing and went into detail of what CHARGE syndrome entailed. They did not hold back because everybody hated him at Gallaudet other than the asspatters which is how the entire school found out that he most likely has a micropenis and is infertile as the G in CHARGE stands for genital defects. So yeah, he wasn't too pleased about that.

Grew up in sped programs but claims that he's "Highly Intelligent" and has a 127 IQ. Pissed off everybody he grew up with to the point where almost nobody that he went to school with in middle/high school will interact with him so he cries all the time about how California School for the Deaf, Fremont is awful and has awful people. That bled over to Gallaudet too as the same people who wouldn't give him the time of the day back then warned others of his behavior. He managed to find a few asspatters who put up with him but has chased off a decent number of them so they only interact with him when absolutely necessary so he doesn't have a meltdown about them cutting off ties with him.

Has an obsession with the Ivies and now claims that he went to Brown from 2004-2006 when he was actually at CSUN and only took some extension classes at Brown. This is thanks to his parents who have pretty much disowned him by fucking off to Asia and leaving him in the states to flounder around on his own as he's a disappointment to the family name. They might be bankrolling his idiocy though as they're fairly well-off and Jake hasn't posted stuff about being poor.

Thanks to his autism, he has a creepy fixation on women especially ones who go to the Ivies and has stalked a decent number of women. Read his alldeaf Q&A to see how he feels about women, it's worth it for the twist ending that leads to him getting banned from the forums at the end. I don't really like writing this section much because loveshy lolcows gives me the creeps but trust me, it's bad. I'd suggest doing a search on alldeaf for 'matajan' to find much more content about his interactions with women and crying how girls that fulfill his unreasonably high standards don't want him. His twitter is filled with celebrity stalking and general creepiness.

I could go on forever about Jake but writing up all of this made me feel ill so I'm going to take a break and do more if there's interest. There's possibly enough for a thread but it'd be hard to get current content as he's been keeping his Facebook posts private and I have zero desire to send him a friend request to get access. A braver soul is welcome to try with their sock.

 

[SpacePanther]

So there's this deaf lolcow that I've had the unfortunate pleasure of interacting with him in real life and is autism personified aka extremely creepy to women online

JAKE NELSON GO

Facebook (do a search for Jake Nelson Go posts to see his idiocy in public groups as he's locked down his profile recently), Twitter (TW: extreme Emma Watson stalking), whiny blog about how much Gallaudet sucks, former pet lolcow of alldeaf - alldeaf Q &A (banned now, read the thread to find out what went down), LinkedIn because why not

Education history as it's relevant for this lolcow
Elementary school - Hawthorne/Chavez Cesar Elementary School (mainstreamed, I think)
Middle/high school - California School for the Deaf, Fremont (CSDF)*
2004-2006: California State University, Northridge (CSUN)
2006-2011 - Gallaudet University, graduated with a BA in Communications*
recently-current? - Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), graduate student in an IT program
* Jake hates CSDF and Gallaudet because the students "bullied" him (aka hated him)
​

Jake is 30 years old and is deaf, autistic, ADHD, and has CHARGE syndrome which he tries to cover up while screaming from the rooftops that he has autism & ADHD. Currently a graduate student at RIT in IT despite not having any experience in IT or taken any classes and of course, is doing like shit and crying about how mean the RIT professors are while constantly using his autism/ADHD as a shield.

To read what he thinks of himself in his own words, here's an introduction post on his autism blog and a singles post in an interracial dating group on Facebook.

He used to use CHARGE syndrome to hide behind but that backfired big time when he tried to pick a fight with the SBG president at Gallaudet who had enough of his shit and told him to get lost. The school newspaper wrote about the whole thing and went into detail of what CHARGE syndrome entailed. They did not hold back because everybody hated him at Gallaudet other than the asspatters which is how the entire school found out that he most likely has a micropenis and is infertile as the G in CHARGE stands for genital defects. So yeah, he wasn't too pleased about that.

Grew up in sped programs but claims that he's "Highly Intelligent" and has a 127 IQ. Pissed off everybody he grew up with to the point where almost nobody that he went to school with in middle/high school will interact with him so he cries all the time about how California School for the Deaf, Fremont is awful and has awful people. That bled over to Gallaudet too as the same people who wouldn't give him the time of the day back then warned others of his behavior. He managed to find a few asspatters who put up with him but has chased off a decent number of them so they only interact with him when absolutely necessary so he doesn't have a meltdown about them cutting off ties with him.

Has an obsession with the Ivies and now claims that he went to Brown from 2004-2006 when he was actually at CSUN and only took some extension classes at Brown. This is thanks to his parents who have pretty much disowned him by fucking off to Asia and leaving him in the states to flounder around on his own as he's a disappointment to the family name. They might be bankrolling his idiocy though as they're fairly well-off and Jake hasn't posted stuff about being poor.

Thanks to his autism, he has a creepy fixation on women especially ones who go to the Ivies and has stalked a decent number of women. Read his alldeaf Q&A to see how he feels about women, it's worth it for the twist ending that leads to him getting banned from the forums at the end. I don't really like writing this section much because loveshy lolcows gives me the creeps but trust me, it's bad. I'd suggest doing a search on alldeaf for 'matajan' to find much more content about his interactions with women and crying how girls that fulfill his unreasonably high standards don't want him. His twitter is filled with celebrity stalking and general creepiness.

I could go on forever about Jake but writing up all of this made me feel ill so I'm going to take a break and do more if there's interest. There's possibly enough for a thread but it'd be hard to get current content as he's been keeping his Facebook posts private and I have zero desire to send him a friend request to get access. A braver soul is welcome to try with their sock.

Seems like a prime candidate for his own thread.

 

[Ruin]

So there's this deaf lolcow that I've had the unfortunate pleasure of interacting with him in real life and is autism personified aka extremely creepy to women online.

JAKE NELSON GO

Facebook (do a search for Jake Nelson Go posts to see his idiocy in public groups as he's locked down his profile recently), Twitter (TW: extreme Emma Watson stalking), whiny blog about how much Gallaudet sucks, former pet lolcow of alldeaf - alldeaf Q &A (banned now, read the thread to find out what went down), LinkedIn because why not

Education history as it's relevant for this lolcow
Elementary school - Hawthorne/Chavez Cesar Elementary School (mainstreamed, I think)
Middle/high school - California School for the Deaf, Fremont (CSDF)*
2004-2006: California State University, Northridge (CSUN)
2006-2011 - Gallaudet University, graduated with a BA in Communications*
recently-current? - Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), graduate student in an IT program
* Jake hates CSDF and Gallaudet because the students "bullied" him (aka hated him)
​

Jake is 30 years old and is deaf, autistic, ADHD, and has CHARGE syndrome which he tries to cover up while screaming from the rooftops that he has autism & ADHD. Currently a graduate student at RIT in IT despite not having any experience in IT or taken any classes and of course, is doing like shit and crying about how mean the RIT professors are while constantly using his autism/ADHD as a shield.

To read what he thinks of himself in his own words, here's an introduction post on his autism blog and a singles post in an interracial dating group on Facebook.

He used to use CHARGE syndrome to hide behind but that backfired big time when he tried to pick a fight with the SBG president at Gallaudet who had enough of his shit and told him to get lost. The school newspaper wrote about the whole thing and went into detail of what CHARGE syndrome entailed. They did not hold back because everybody hated him at Gallaudet other than the asspatters which is how the entire school found out that he most likely has a micropenis and is infertile as the G in CHARGE stands for genital defects. So yeah, he wasn't too pleased about that.

Grew up in sped programs but claims that he's "Highly Intelligent" and has a 127 IQ. Pissed off everybody he grew up with to the point where almost nobody that he went to school with in middle/high school will interact with him so he cries all the time about how California School for the Deaf, Fremont is awful and has awful people. That bled over to Gallaudet too as the same people who wouldn't give him the time of the day back then warned others of his behavior. He managed to find a few asspatters who put up with him but has chased off a decent number of them so they only interact with him when absolutely necessary so he doesn't have a meltdown about them cutting off ties with him.

Has an obsession with the Ivies and now claims that he went to Brown from 2004-2006 when he was actually at CSUN and only took some extension classes at Brown. This is thanks to his parents who have pretty much disowned him by fucking off to Asia and leaving him in the states to flounder around on his own as he's a disappointment to the family name. They might be bankrolling his idiocy though as they're fairly well-off and Jake hasn't posted stuff about being poor.

Thanks to his autism, he has a creepy fixation on women especially ones who go to the Ivies and has stalked a decent number of women. Read his alldeaf Q&A to see how he feels about women, it's worth it for the twist ending that leads to him getting banned from the forums at the end. I don't really like writing this section much because loveshy lolcows gives me the creeps but trust me, it's bad. I'd suggest doing a search on alldeaf for 'matajan' to find much more content about his interactions with women and crying how girls that fulfill his unreasonably high standards don't want him. His twitter is filled with celebrity stalking and general creepiness.

I could go on forever about Jake but writing up all of this made me feel ill so I'm going to take a break and do more if there's interest. There's possibly enough for a thread but it'd be hard to get current content as he's been keeping his Facebook posts private and I have zero desire to send him a friend request to get access. A braver soul is welcome to try with their sock.

Has he ever interacted with Kylie Brooks? They seem like they would get along well.

 

[Martin Van Buren]

Has he ever interacted with Kylie Brooks? They seem like they would get along well.

Couldn't find any interactions between them on alldeaf and they run in different social circles in real life & Facebook.

Jake would try to cling on Kylie because AUTISTIC DEAF FRIEND but Kylie'd have a meltdown over his constant Emma Watson stalking & misogyny then Jake would post everywhere crying about Kylie not being his friend because they're both deaf and autistic so they need to be friends! I'm pretty sure that Jake is homophobic though and blames autism (as always) when called out on it so Kylie is gonna love that.

 

[Ruin]

Couldn't find any interactions between them on alldeaf and they run in different social circles in real life & Facebook.

Jake would try to cling on Kylie because AUTISTIC DEAF FRIEND but Kylie'd have a meltdown over his constant Emma Watson stalking & misogyny then Jake would post everywhere crying about Kylie not being his friend because they're both deaf and autistic so they need to be friends! I'm pretty sure that Jake is homophobic though and blames autism (as always) when called out on it so Kylie is gonna love that.

Im a little disappointed. That could have been the tard fight of our age.

 

[Martin Van Buren]

Im a little disappointed. That could have been the tard fight of our age.

Now I'm sad that Gallaudet rejected Kylie because an asspatter would have told Jake about a potential autistic deaf friend and we'd get to see Jake crying about women to Kylie.

I might start a thread if I can figure out his current haunts so I can provide fresh content without adding him as a friend.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Today's D&D session had the lolcow being insistent on peeing on all the dead bodies and mutilating their genitalia for some reason

 

[Rin]

Today's D&D session had the lolcow being insistent on peeing on all the dead bodies and mutilating their genitalia for some reason

Pro tip: do not enter his magical realm.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I'm super curious to learn what happened to Norman. I mean, it was probably all those drugs but did him in, but still.

@Old Blighty successfully has me on the edge of my seat, awaiting the epilogue to the thrilling conclusion of this epic saga.

 

[Old Blighty]

I'm super curious to learn what happened to Norman. I mean, it was probably all those drugs but did him in, but still.

@Old Blighty successfully has me on the edge of my seat, awaiting the epilogue to the thrilling conclusion of this epic saga.

It was the drug, probably. He was found unconscious in his car on Saturday night and they took him to the hospital. After they diagnosed him with tachycardia and exhaustion, they let him go, much to his mother's bafflement. They must not have found the drugs or he was able to fool them. The cops have his phone and his mom thinks they are using it to get the dealer.

They got Starbucks and went home to watch TV. Norman said he was going to bed but his mom found him on the kitchen floor. It was his heart, it just seems to have given out on him. His mom thought he took the stash but maybe not because she found it or another stash a few days after he died. I don't know the cause of death yet but she has mentioned his heart a few times.

The funeral is tomorrow, they're burying him next to his sister, who died as an infant due to a heart condition. So maybe the hearts in that family are just fucked. His dad did need a bypass last year but his diet is awful so that's probably not related to anything.

We did learn from his mom that Norman's first intro to drugs was when he was about 18 because of his step-dad (who is a cow himself but he's more of a horrorcow). Norman drove the step-dad to his mountain house four or so hours away and the step-dad made him leave but only after giving him either coke or heroin. There was a blizzard going on at the time. The cops saw him before he could crash.

Norman swore he was clean the same day he went to the hospital but who knows? His final texts to my husband are full of optimism and more promises but he was an addict. We will never know what was going through his head,

 

[Darwin Watterson]

his step-dad (who is a cow himself but he's more of a horrorcow

Now I'm curious...

 

[Old Blighty]

Now I'm curious...

Let's call him Frank

Frank is a fat, bald smelly, old (as in over 65) Jew. I call him Frank because he's basically Frank Reynolds without the funny or charming bits. He even worked in real estate.

Frank and Norman's mom, let's call her Barbara, were never actually married. But they were basically common law married, as they were together for about 13 years. He kept putting off the wedding for years, mainly to screw her out of legally getting anything of his should he die. Frank slowly worked to isolate Barbara over the course of a few years and soon she was stuck at their house all the time, caring for him. They split up sometime last year and Frank is now in Florida. Thank god, they can have him. They hated each other by end. She slept on the couch of her own free will. Granted, it was a very nice couch.

As I mentioned, Frank once gave Norman drugs and made him drive home in a blizzard on a country road. Frank is mainly a crack addict, though he dabbles in other drugs. Mr. Blighty used to work for Frank as a driver/PA/whathaveyou. Frank used to make Mr. Blighty drive him to the inner city so he could buy crack and force him to wait in the car. He spent thousands on crack a week. When he didn't go buying because he was in the hospital, his dealer came looking for him because he was worried.

I used to clean their house for couple weeks. I quit because he stopped paying me and I just did not want to continue. He would throw his crack vials and pipes everywhere. Their house was huge, by the way. A literal mansion with three floors, a basement and several rooms in the basement.

There are more stories. My husband worked for Frank for two years and before and after that, we went there to hang out.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

He mad.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He's dried up a little lately... he still bitches about not making money, and posts incessantly about Bernie Sanders and "$ilry Clinton", but I'm expecting a major chimp out when Bernie finally drops out of the race. He's already (un-ironically) said that if Trump wins, he's going to renounce his American citizenship and claim refugee status in Canada. Fingers crossed.

Oh good, we Canadians need more lolcows.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

So, I decided to check in on one of my lolcows after a few months. 11angenoir, as previously mentioned, is an amateur hentai artist who takes criticism badly (to put it mildly). "I'm an amateur, not a professional," is his go-to excuse. Not to mention how he made an OC that is just a hyperactively feminine girl-Ranma.

So what has he been up too? He's using sock puppet accounts to blow his own horn. He's even fucking that up by uploading his work through his sock accounts.

Another preview, as the extraordinary and incredible 11AngeNoir artist, who is currently probably the best representative artist of Ranma. And who knows especially create a true story, emotional and great new characters, and not only just to make fanservice stupid.

But of course, many people are actually jealous and envious of his work so passionate, and incredible evolution in just a few years, and spend their time, to insult, ridicule or censure by pure wickedness, jealousy, but not discouraged the screwy, quite the contrary, it even motivates him in his work, and now he takes false criticism with a smile because he knows that they are not objective, and one day certainly, the great artist Rumiko Takahashi, will look at his work, it is obvious

11AngeNoir, is an amateur artist, currently creating his first doujins. This is his principal. Based on the universe and characters of the animated series and Manga Ranma 1-2. It remains faithful to the manga around 3/4 of the original manga of Rumiko Takahashi. and creates a logical enough following the last chapter of the terrible battle against Saffron prince.

However, and this is all the interest, while respecting the original work, it offers a rich fantasy story and original characters, offering a new perspective interesting, with an antagonist, which is his personal version of the famous prince of darkness, the dark Dracula. The arrival of the mysterious Princess Rosalina (Super Mario Bros). But and this is his biggest challenge and succeed to make credible its main protagonist, the young Rancolina Chan, who oddly seems Ranma Chan, almost like a twin sister, but with a completely different spirit, because it is a daughter rather fragile, very emotional, naive, much like Anne Shirley, but that seems to hide a terrible secret ...

Edit: So we had a thread about this guy... and I called it a lame thread. I feel embarrassed.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I was looking through my Imgur account and found some vintage Richard

I can't imagine why a bank wouldn't give an unemployed 19 year old a loan to buy a gimmick car.

For someones who's whole 'job' depends on the computer, his is disgusting and hobbled together. The power source blew out a few years ago, and took the video card with it. He freaked out and posted this huge wall of text about how he had built the computer three years before, but used a six year old power source to 'save money' (Because like $100 really makes or breaks a computer build) Of course he started begging for money, and his idiot friends raised a few hundred for him to fix his rig. This would all be kind of par for the course with Richard, except he expects people to pay him to part out and assemble a rig.

 

[Old Blighty]

Well, Norman is in the ground now. It was actually a lovely service, except for the part where the minister recited the lyrics to 'I Will Remember You' like it was a serious poem.

Frank sent a tacky, huge, floral wreath. Considering that Norman and Frank hated each other, it seemed to be in bad taste. But Frank has a fixation on being the best guy, which is probably why he had to send the biggest flowers. It's part of his power tripping nature.

Though they did not always hate each other. Frank did pay for a trip to Amsterdam when Norman was 16 and brought him a hooker as a present.

And now for a non Norman related Frank story! My husband once took Frank to Starbucks after driving him around for errands. So they sit down and have their drinks. Frank then notices a young lady sitting nearby and starts making eyes at her. He's flirting, sneaking glances and throwing bits of straw wrappers and napkins at her to get her attention. This girl was busy doing her homework and my husband guessed she was in high school. Frank was still with Norman's mom (just barely, but still...) and was old enough to be her grandpa.

According to Barbara, this wasn't the first time he had been weird around teen girls. He used to try and flirt with the female friends of his biological daughters, even throwing big parties for them that involved cocaine. Norman once had a female friend who got so creeped out by Frank that she refused to even return to their house again. Frank also often put his arm around me and called me sweetheart.

Once I get the timelines and facts straight, I'll post about Frank and animals. He treats them as well as you expect.

 

[Big T Larrity]

I don't know if anyone is interested but here it goes:

My fiance met a girl on some facebook or instagam cloths swap group and invited her over to our house to trade some old cloths. We all get to talking and she says her husband is into gaming. So I start asking about his gaming pc and this girl almost instantly starts talking shit about her husband while doing her best to hold back tears. Some of the highlights were:

- He doesn't work and sits at home playing games all day

- They live in a ghetto trailer park because he refuses to work

- He makes her buy him new pc hardware whenever he thinks his is becoming outdated. He uses a 42" tv as his monitor and tells his wife it isn't good enough and he wants a new 70" tv.

- He has 3 or 4 WoW accounts, which she pays for. She has the password to all of them and checks them often just to see if he if he hasn't been banned yet for using bots. (he does.)

- She bought him a PS4 on day 1. There was a firmware update not long after that which would cause some PS4's to brick when going into rest mode. This happened to his. Instead of spending 5 mins on Google looking up how to fix it himself, he sends it back to the factory. When Sony sends it back to him a few months later, it gets stolen off the front porch by someone who lives in their ghetto trailer park. She buys him a new one.

- She says their car needs some sensor replaced and they can't afford it because she has to keep buying this guy new toys

- This guy is almost 40

This girl tells us all this within an hour of us first meeting her. We felt bad for her and gave her some cloths, since that was why she came over in the first place. After she leaves, me and my fiance get to talking and we think she might have been stretching the truth just a little. So she invites the girl and her husband to hang out with us. We meet this guy and from talking to him we realize every single bit of it was true.